Are you pretty much admitting defeat if you bang a hooker?

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>hooker stories
>Be me, approximately some length of time ago
>Girl rolls through town, has basically no reviews (but is on the screening site I use)
>Suss out that the menu includes CIM (cum in mouth). This is my minimum as I cannot cum if a condom is involved.
>Rates are alright. At the time I was a cheapskate so I only go for 30min
>Setup was relatively easy, we meet up at a hotel with no problems
>I knew going in that she was "new" at escorting, but her skills were top tier
>Apparently she escorted a few years back, also had a full-time escort friend who likely taught her the ropes
>Anyway, we make out for awhile and get in the 69 position. Her pussy is above average, petite, basically no smell.
>As she is blowing me, she tries to go too deep. Since we're body-to-body, I literally feel her stomach "burp" like she is going to hurl
>Fortunately, I don't get my lower body covered in puke.
>Decide to do DATY for awhile (dining at the Y, e.g. cunnilingus)
>While eating her snatch, she moans "fuck me" and such
>I tell her I'm no good with condoms in response, and she doesn't give much of a response back (was hoping for a "that's okay")
Later, I realized I should've tried to stick it in at this point.
>Its a 30min session, and at this point I convinced myself there will be no BBFS/CIP today (bareback full service/cum in pussy), so we go to my fall-back activity of BBBJ/CIM
>I enjoy her oral skills. In a neat quirk, she doesn't jerk you off to finish, she went all-oral while I came in her mouth with the force of 1,000 suns.
>She sucked a bit more and then kept jerking me. It was like the most intense tickling of my life.
>She then leaned over and spit the cum in my mouth (I asked for this in advance).
>We chat for a minute while I get dressed and thats it
>Later, she dropped off the map and hasn't done escorting much since

Pic: Unrelated local escort who I'd like to tap but she doesn't do the services I want

>>37356711
>Are you pretty much admitting defeat if you bang a hooker?
Yes and I'm pretty much at that point. I'm planning a trip to Nevada in the summer.

Have too much to lose to not do it where it's legal.

20 year old kissless virgin here

Seriously considering losing my virginity to a hooker by this point.

>inb4 someone says it's pathetic
I don't give a fuck, i'm fucking tired of being a virgin. I don't want to wait more years just to end up banging some disgusting landwhale.

I'm ugly as fuck, so i never had a girl in my entire life. No kiss, no date, no holding hands, fucking nothing.
My self esteem is basically 0 at this point. I refuse to lose my virginity to some ugly bitch just because i wasn't lucky and got bad genetics. I deserve to fuck a hot girl as much as anyone else.

She won't be some random crack whore on the streets. Where i live prostitution and brothels are legal, so i'll just walk in and i'll basically have an endless catalog of 10/10 clean beautiful girls to choose from. Isn't that amazing?

Being a virgin is a weight i can't bear carrying anymore. I seriously need to fuck a hot girl ASAP so i can get this over with. Afterwards i'll feel better about myself, and once i have realized women and sex aren't that important, i'll be able to focus on more important stuff in my life.

It will also be an accomplishment for myself, to be honest. I'll need 100 bucks to fuck the girl, but i also need a car to drive to the brothel, and i'm currently getting my driver license. I will also need to not be a pussy and just walk in and get a girl. I plan on getting drunk before entering so it will be a lot easier.

Did any of you guys here lose their virginity to a hooker? What was it like?

>>37357490
You don't gotta go to Nevada bro. You'll end up paying $1,000-$2,000 + hotel/flight for what you can probably get for $200 locally.

I don't know for sure, but I imagine brothel girls are super stringent about condoms (they have to get tested every 30 days, I think?). If you're doing this to lose your vcard, don't assume you'll be a rock-hard pornstar your first time and that condoms won't be a problem.

Anyway, you would be surprised how much escorting there is just under the surface. Google "[your city] escort reviews" and find the review site locals use.

I was super paranoid when I started, but its really not a big deal. I joined a screening site (to make booking easy) and a review site (to figure out if the girls did what I want). You'll never have a problem with the law if you stick to girls that are established and non-BSC (bat shit crazy). The way to do that is to not do your business on Backpage.

>>37357580
you can still do it many guys i knew in my neighbourhood lost it between 18-23
t. 31 kv

>>37357580
Yeah I did bro. Let me give you some advice first:
Don't get drunk first. You'll spook the girls. They don't want to see an angry drunk who might beat them up. Also, you might have Whiskey Dick.

Sounds like you're a Eurobro. Can't you take the train to the city center & walk or something? Also I'm mad jelly off the options & low prices you have.

Anyway, yes- I did, but it wasn't pure magic like you'd expect.
On my first and second attempt, I did get hard, but I go soft fast. While dicking around trying to put the condom on, I went soft, and it was the point of no return due to anxiety and porn-induced ED.

My third attempt was with a "massage" provider. I didn't know what the menu was going in, and she only offered CBJ/HJ. I elected for HJ due to my condom troubles. She had to work it for awhile, but eventually I came and it was super liberating.

Later on, I found girls to do CIM with and they were my bread & butter for awhile. Recently I found some BBFS+CIP girls, and I must say, the experience is exquisite.

In short, it was a huge weight off my shoulders. I'm absolutely glad I did it. I just won't be telling any dates/girlfriends what I did.

Prositution is legal where I live.
I fuck a hooker like once every two months, sometimes more often, depends on how much money I have available.
I did it for the first time when I was 21, that's how I lost my visginity. I never did it without paying for it.
I do not have any particular stories. I just look though ads online, make a call, and go have sex.

>>37357679
Nice bro. I'm curious, what are the prices like? Also, do you have to wear a condom for everything?

In the US, BBFS+CIP are super taboo. Girls who do it won't advertise the fact. Its a secret-handshake sort of thing.

BBBJ+CIM are fairly common, I'd say >60% do BBBJ and >25% do CIM. What is strange to me is that CIM isn't taboo to talk about, girls will be very frank about it.

But anyway, in the US you can easily find sexy ladies for around $200-$300, and CBJ/CFS is virtually guaranteed. Rates are lower if you find an un-informed newbie or sugarbaby.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. GETTING A GF IS NOT THAT HARD. DON'T LOSE YOUR INNOCENCE MEANINGLESSLY.

Lost my virginity to a hooker yesterday, ask me anything

>>37357765
I never met a hooker that would offer me sex without a condom, neither would I want to risk it.
I dd however often pay extra for a BJ with no condom.
Proces may shock you but if I convert them to USD then you can easily get young hot girls for less than $100. Problem with young hot ones, however is that they mostly think they are special and you should trat them like some celebrities when they are merely hookers. I usualy go for ladies between 28-35 years of age as I am 27 now.
BTW, im in Poland and as I said prostitution is legal, in the sense that you can advertise yourself if you're hooking ang paying money for sex is legal, however, running a brothel or being a pimp is a big no no.

>>37357889
Alright, lay it on me. Where do I find a GF willing to date a 5/10 with limited money & social skills- when they can use Tinder to get an endless stream of free food & dick?

>>37357948
I'm curious bro, what was on her menu?
Did you go raw or covered?
Did you find her on the street, backpage, or a review site?

>>37357977
Nice dubs bro
Gotcha, so its all person-to-person? Sounds pretty dope. I prefer independent girls anyway.

As far as condoms go... its a taboo subject. You sort of have to hint to the girl that you want to go bare, and she has to be cool with it and hint back. You likely won't find it on accident, but you might be surprised how common it actually is.

/r/ing pointers/tutorial/overview of how to find/deal with/and fuck "escorts."

>>37356711
No, you just avoid wasting time and she does everything you want.

>>37357600
I know the chances are small, but the $1000+ at a legal brothel is well worth the peace of mind of knowing 100% it's not a sting.

Plus I've never been to Nevada (or California), so it'll be like a vacation where I lose my virginity.

>>37357678

I don't act like an asshole when i'm drunk, i'm just more social and confident, so i think it would be a good idea.
About the whiskey dick, some day i'll get drunk and try to masturbate and see how it goes.

I could get a train yeah, but i don't really want to. Losing my virginity will be an important achievement for me, and driving a car is important as well. I want to feel like a mature adult person.

And yeah, i won't be telling any girls either. I'll just tell some of my friends, but i obviously won't tell them it was how i lost my virginity.

>>37357889
News to me. I'm 26 and haven't once been able to get a gf.

>>37358080
Yeah, it is meant to be person to person, but still some ads do take to apartments with a few girls inside to pick from. I do not ask about that stuff but I'm assuming that in most cases a place like that is run my some gangsters or maybe it's just a couple of gals who figured it's safer when they're not alone with a stranger, I never asked. Anyway, I do not go back to such places as it's kinda making me nervous that there's plenty of people right in the next room.

>>37358080
Walked into a brothel. Didn't really ask for a menu cuz I was nervous as fuck. Ended up paying 70 euros for a half hour of standard suck n fuck w/ condom. Don't regret it all

>>37358096
Which city/state you in bro?

First order of business, get yourself in a position where you don't have to ask about the menu/rates. Usually girls specify rates in their ad. If the girl is on a review site, typically you will see rates & sex acts in reviews. If there is no way to find the menu (e.g. Backpage and Googlefu isn't cutting it), then assume HJ/CBJ/CFS and make your peace with it. If you're completely lost on rates, bring $200 and have an extra $100 available.

When contacting the girl, tell her your name (or review site handle), age/ethnicity (hookers believe older guys to be better Johns, and Black guys to be bad Johns), length of visit and date/time of visit.

If you play 20 questions and start asking about the menu, you're likely to get dropped. It spooks the girls. Also, if you're not ready to book prior to contacting her, chances are you won't book anyway. Usually the girl will volunteer the rates if they haven't been communicated some other way, so don't bother asking.

If you're booking for sometime later, send a text to confirm you will be on time about 60-90mins in advance. If she hasn't already, she gives you the general area/hotel name&address. Get there and park then send her a text. She'll send you the room number at that point.

Once inside, set the money down on the table/dresser (without comment) and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Some veteran Johns complain about paying in advance, but I'm not the kind to stir up shit. If you withhold cash until they fuck, it spooks the girls.

Once you're back from the bathroom, its okay to get started making out and such. Girls generally feel you're completely vetted if you've paid them & felt them up/made out or got naked.

Cont.

>>37358123
I'd honestly recommend holding onto that kinda cash for when you see a pornstar escort. Anyway see my above tips for putting your mind at ease.

A friend of mine once told me: "you don't pay to have sex, you pay to leave"

>>37358333

70 euros is a really good price, where do you live? Hookers in switzerland cost 100 euros.

>>37358490
you're supposed to pay upfront. Your friend lied.

>>37358527
Actually here you pay after you are done. Not that I've been there, my friend told me ;)

>>37358310
Yeah I don't get involved if there is "management" of the girls.

>>37358333
Nice trips bro. Also a good deal.

>>37358435
Continuing on:


While making out, the girl may start to blow you, or might not. Some are timid and only do what they're told. Some are lazy and will talk the whole time unless you make a move.

I usually make out for a little bit, then have the girl start blowing me, or I eat her out. This is an opportunity for both of you to inspect each other's genitals for any fucked up shit like sores, bumps, etc.

At this point, both parties are pretty comfortable, so I broach the subject of the menu. If I want something extra, I try hard at DATY and hope something happens. If I want the standard menu I don't try very hard & I let her do the rest of the work.

Also I should've mentioned before: Shower & use mouthwash shortly before the session. She can close her eyes, but can't un-smell or un-taste you. Better customers get better service.

>>37358527
I think he is just misquoting. I.e. "You don't pay them to fuck you, you pay them to leave once you're done." Meaning you don't have to deal with Stacy's baggage.

>>37358585
that's just bad business practice.

>>37358506
Vacationing in Austria

Pretty much.
Will admit defeat at 30.

I feel like the whole thing would be so awkward. I would feel weird just giving her money, and then be like okay I guess we take our pants off now. I'd either cum too quick or not be able to get it up.

>>37357580
>I refuse to lose my virginity to some ugly bitch just because i wasn't lucky and got bad genetics.

I refuse to lose my virginity to some ugly robot just because I wasn't lucky and got bad genetics.

>>37359039
Yeah but if its a girl you're trying to date you'd feel even more pressure

Do the deed, get some exp & confidence, then go and get yourself a practice gf

>>37359057
Escorts aren't necessarily ugly. Most of them are atleast above average.

IMO 5/10 that does nasty shit is far, far superior to a 10/10 prude.

But anyway, smoking hot babes are easy to find if you shell out cash. If you don't mind condoms then you'll have zero issue tapping the finest ass imaginable.

>>37359057

And what the fuck is your point exactly? I don't expect any girl to give me her virginity. In fact, i don't want to fuck any ugly bitches in my entire life. They can just go find some hot male hookers if they're lucky enough, i guess.

>>37357580
I'm 23 lost my virginity to an escort a few days ago, then I had another escort. I'm going to Amsterdam in June where I'll have plenty more. Great experiences, though the first time I had some difficulty getting hard. Second time was a blast all the way through. I've had a girlfriends but escorts are better. There's no pressure to impress them. My only regret is not doing it sooner. So I say go for it man.

Also it used to be Roman tradition that young men would lose their virginity to prostitutes. Some based fathers will still take their sons to a whore house when they turn 18. That's the way it should be honestly. It's easy with an escort, comfortable, no pressure.

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>>37359289
>I'm 23 lost my virginity to an escort
>I've had a girlfriends

>>37357580
When I was 24, I bought a massage in Japan. While pleasurable, I could not get erect. What a disaster that was.

>>37357385
>gave oral to a hooker

>>37359358
I have problems with intimacy nigger. I've had a few chances to get laid "normally" but I just couldn't do it. I've had 2.5 girlfriends two of them were in early highschool, they lasted about a week each and I only got to kissing with them. The .5 was a girl I knew when I was about 21 turning 22 and she had a bf but we made out and cuddled once. That's why I say .5 because I can't really count her has being my gf completely.

Anyway, I refused to see a prostitute for the longest time because I had illusions about "muh innocence" but I feel nothing but better since I saw them. It's actually been therapeutic. Insecurity over my virginity has ruined some of my relationships. One day maybe I can have a gf again and not let my sexual insecurities fuck it all up.

>>37359393
Shit, aren't nip whorehouses super anti-foreign? How did you get in? Are you yellow?

I also had difficulty on my first attempts. The key for me was to relax.

>>37359435
Yeah. Almost every time actually. I also like to DFK (deep French kiss) when able. And I try to go bare & bust loads in any hole they will let me.

I know I'm degenerate, but honestly I have no fear of STDs. Transmission rates for oral play are super low. Most Johns are older, wealthier guys with access to healthcare. Most escorts are stable & take care of themselves.

>>37359483
Same. Its like a huge weight has been lifted. Now, instead of dreading interactions with girls, I'm excited by them.

>>37357385
>>Decide to do DATY for awhile (dining at the Y, e.g. cunnilingus)
You put DATY then have to explain what it means twice instead of saying it properly to begin with.

Fucking bellend.

>>37359652
Mainly I want to help people understand escort/review lingo so I explain it once per thread