FEMNONS I KNOW YOU OUT THERE I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I

>>37391070
give me ur skype of discord and i will be

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>>37392133
HOW THE FUCK DO I USE DISCORD??!

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>>37392133
HELP! I DONT KNOW HOW TO DICORD!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>37392133
I KNOW UR IGNORING ME!! WHY?!? I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF

I'll bite. Discord is Chris(zxc)#0950
I'm not OP but I'm bored

>>37391070
Ok I'll be your gf but what's in it for me

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>>37394050
ILL BE UR EVERYTHING PLEASE BE GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF!!!!

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>>37394050
BE MY GF GF GF GF GF NOT HIS

>>37394050
NOTHING EXCEPT WHAT IS NEEDED TO KEEP YOU ALIVE IE FOOD AND SHELTER SO YOU CAN GET DICKED DAILY REEE

>>37391070
sop this

>>37394138
Prove your dick will be worth it

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>>37394112
>>37394138
BOTH NOT ME

MY DICK IS 7.2 X 6 AND BARBED

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>>37394209
NO SHIT I'M NOT YOU, I SAID DON'T BE YOUR GF, BE MINE

>>37394081
Fine be my bf geez do you have snap chat

>>37394209
Op you sound hot let's make it official

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>>37394258
>>37394290
I DON KNOW HOW TO USE DICORD OR SNAPCHAT HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Are girls with dicks ok?

>>37394335
Well fuck! How are you supposed to be my bf. I'm so lonely watching old top15s on YouTube

>>37394347
You're not a girl if you have a dick

>>37394335
I don't have a dick OP but I'm almost 29 how old are you?

>>37394379
PLEASE BE MY GF

23

>>37394365
Fuck off shitlord.

Oregano

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>>37394360
m01s#5491 AM I DOING THIS RIGHT!!!!!

>>37394335
Op download snapchat and create a username and I'll add you

>>37394418
I'm not the first reply! I'm the Snapchat lady! U NEED snapchat

>>37394399
I'm trying to be the OPs gf right now

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>>37394422
>>37394446
LADYS LADYS HOLD ON IM GETTING IT NOW

>>37394465
HE'LL NEVER BE YOURS

>>37394379
30 here

be my gf pls

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>>37394500
I FUCKED UP AND MEANT TO SAY CAN I STEAL YOU FROM HIM
FUCK I LOVE DICK NOW

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>OP downlods snapchat
>finaly installs it
>adds everyone in the thread
>finds out everyone is a guy
>mfw imagining his face when

>>37394484
Hurry OP hurry this homewrecking crackwhore is trying to steal u from my arms

>>37394534
Oh lolol ohh noooo

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FUUUCK!!!! SAPRCHAT NEED IOS 9.0 OR HIGHER WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

>>37394484
I'm not a dude. Just lonely because I'm trying to curb my drinking

>>37394566
Op I swear to god get it together or I'll leave u for another

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>>37394550
I TOOK THE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS AND NOW I LOVE WOMEN AGAIN
GIVE ME SNAPCHAT SO I CAN STEAL YOU

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>>37394566
all these girls linging up n your thread to talk to you and you cant even get a basic communications program to function

my snapchat is @angrydoggo ill be ur gf

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>>37394574
FUUUUCK I SWEAR TO GOD IM 29 AN TRYING TO QUIT THE BOOZE TO DON LEAVE ILL FIGUR SOMETHING OUT!!!!!!

>>37394606
Ok op gets two more minutes to figure this out then we can be snap buddies

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>>37394632
I JUST WAS FUCKING ADDED BY A GIRL I LIEK AND I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF YOU FUCKERS SO I SPAMMED HER "I WANT GF'


I WANNA DIE.

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>>37394674
YOU BETTER HAVE PETS SO I CAN TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WANT TO PET THEM

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>>37394696
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>37394674
WAIIT!!!!!!!!' HELP ME I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF I WANT GF

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>>37394670
Come op are you gonna figure it outtt?

>>37394696
How did it go?
Did she take it well

>>37394740
I have a 3 lb Chihuahua

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>>37394827
I CANT DO IT CAUSE MY PHONE IS TEN YEARS OLD AN NO COMP WHAT THE FUUCK?!!?

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>>37394861
I LOVE DOGS
I HAVE TWO BOXERS LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT LET ME PET IT

Question for op why the fuck make a thread with an iphone 1

>>37394898
Are you for real?!!! wtf OP how did you plan on getting a gf??

>>37394838
"gf? haha wtf. i dont wanna be youre gf lol"

i think about death a lot

>>37394913
Are you OP or someone else
?

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>>37394941
>>37394954
FUUUUUUUUCK ISNT DISCORD GOOD ENOGHF?!!!

>>37394827
hol up i think I've seen your feminine penis before

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>>37394977
OP ONLY POSTS MANTIS SO I'M SOMEONE ELSE

>>37394988
Ok I made a discord

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>>37395062
and thus ends my autismo journey of trying to steal gf from OP

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add me on snap chat femanons: evj288

>>37395115
What's ur snap?

>>37394827
Wait what. This can't be a trap. Can it? Post time stamp and pussy

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I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND I DO NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND

>>37395131
Email me @ [email protected] since I'd rather not have my snap posted here

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>>37395127
added. @angrydoggo

>>37395149
Damn anon, you sound hard to get.
Post your snap.

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What's the point of online gfs?

>>37395127
I have gotten added by two people, who is joining the hype train

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>>37395162
WHY ARE YOU ANGRY, ANON?
TELL US

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Follow me on instagram
Sheeeeiiittt

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>>37395245
THATS JUST WHO I AM

ANGERRRYY

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>>37395174
I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I DON'T HAVE A SMARTPHONE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG

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>>37395328
BUT HOW ANGRY ARE TALKIN
PIC RELATED ANGRY?

>>37394827
Post pics of your chest so I can determine if you are actually a girl

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>>37395426
YES YES YES EXSTEMELELEY ANGEEERRRYYYYY

I dont know who is who anymore I'm so confused

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>>37394696
>>37394966

Your pain will bring many keks

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>>37395550
WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF WE ALL JUST WANT A GF

>>37391070
Senpai is back ^_^

still no wild gfs in the vicinity

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i hate threads like these because even if i was brave enough to drop contact info i probably don't even meet the standards of even the most desperate of robots.
>tfw just want a nice internet boyf to play games and watch anime and fall asleep on the phone with

>>37395771
That depends, are you a female (female)?

>>37395771
Only standards these bots have is to have a feminine body. In some cases, female parts are optional

>>37395810
>>37395857
i have girl parts but i'm also a mentally ill unattractive virgin neet so ymmv

>>37395929
Congratulations you meet the criteria of a desperate robot.
All you needed was Hades' cave and now you're in.

>>37395929
Eh, we're all in the same boat. Cept most of us don't have boobs

>>37395771
Talk to me and you'll meet my standards. Idk if we'll end up liking eachother but you never know until you try, right? E-mail me and we can exchange discords or some shit, I don't feel like posting that out here and getting random adds and having to make a new discord.

[email protected]

Well most of us don't have girl boobs

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OP HERE THERE ARE LIGITAMETLY FEMBOTS ON THIS BOARD!! JUST HAD A NICE CONVERSATION WITH ONE ON DICORD!! STEP UP UR GAMES ROBOTS!!!

>>37395929
If you want to chat hmu on [email protected]
Not looking for a relationship but I'll definitely talk to you.

wtf, this is turning into the love connection for robots.

well, good for you.

>>37396131
Darn, I was hoping we could segway into the differences between boobs and manboobs

>>37396032
>>37396083
i'll email you two.
i also made a throwaway discord in case anyone else wants to say hi or something. thanks everyone who responded, it gave me a little bit of hope in a weird way, haha. discord is sweetpea#7089

>>37396080
VOICE CONVERSATION OR TEXT

IT MIGHT BE SISSY MAN PRETEND TO BE GIRL

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>>37396197
Now you're just going to get flooded and I don't really want to compete with fifteen other guys.

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>>37396289
WE EXCHANGED FBS I KNOW I KNOW NORMIES REE BUT YA SHE IS LEGIT. THE BLONDE TATOO GAL NEAR TOP OF THIS THREAD

>>37396356
there's really not much competing to be done, only one person added me and it was the guy who said he wasn't looking for a relationship
;_;

Kek, this scorpion thing has been hella mad recently.

Or is this just a new meme

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>>37394696
How can 1 man be this unlucky

>>37391070
stop being pathetic. stop being a faggot. stop being an orbiter. Seriously. Enough.

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Does anyone want to be my gf ;.; Or my best friend