You wouldn't Date a Goth

Hot goths are basically stacies with special snowflake syndrome for fucks sake

Nah it's cool, we can paint our nails black together.

>>37390674
I guarantee she's never listened to a Bathory album. Woman only join sub-cultures for the fashion and statues, which is why dating girls who are unique is usually a mistake, as their uniqueness is not genuine.

I will date that girl right now. Give her to me.

>>37390674
>compared to pale dark haired girls
it's generally the consensus on /r9k/ that this is the best combination
what are you on about my dude?

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>tfw no goth gf
goths>stacies

>>37390674

Not true, i love the goth look. However, ugly fat girls tend to use it to try and distract people from their ugly fatness, so most of them are ugly fat girls who no one wants to date regardless of their choice of fashion.

>>37390674
are you trying to say there is something wrong with this?
im a guy
why wouldn't i like a 10/10 girl?

Pale dark haired is the best, the fuck are you talking about.

Goths stopped existing around 2006-07

>implying 3D is better than 2D

I haven't seen a goth since like 2003 dude

It went like goths, emos, hipsters, sjw/tumblrs

>>37390674
i would totally date a goth/emo/scene/whatever the fuck desu. i'm into that.

>>37390674
words cant describe how stupid your post is OP

>>37390734
Fucking this. Women do this shit as a fad.

I'm old enough to remember goth chads. Yes that's right I said it, goth and chad at the same time. He was the goth that all the goth girls wanted. Usually taller and better looking than the other goths.

>>37392019
I believe that's called a Vlad.

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I support this movement because it's a movement for skinny and pale white women with nice hair.

You can have a little color.

>>37390674
I would date a goth girl but I don't think one would be interested in me, I'm not really the type of guy those girls like.

>>37392062

Neither am I. But you can still support it.

>>37390674
Yes I would. Also no woman is too weird, unless she has several mental issues. Even then I wouldn't mind. Yes I would chase 8/10 goth girl instead of Stacy. However, a lot of "goths" are just hot girls looking for attention.

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>>37392042
>I support this movement because it's a movement for skinny and pale white women with nice hair.

Nice taste

>>37390734
God damn it anon this was right on the money.

Yes I'm samefagging but this is literally what I was going to say. Girls aren't authentic, ever. So fuck OP.

>>37390674

I saw a goth BBW on the train today and I wanted to fuck her so badly. and I got mad cuz she was making out with her boyfriend a lot

>tfw no big titty goth BBW to fuck

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>>37390674
MADMAN
fellow robot drew this for me the other day, i'm still in love

>>37390674
I've only met a handful of goth girls my entire life, none of them seemed interested in me

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>>37390674
Well a mallgoth womanchild in her late 20's no.

But the weird goth girl who only takes black and white landscape photos fuck yes desu.

Doesn't even have to be hot like pic related

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>It's a 4chan is one person, and OP gets to decide what 4chan likes episode

Not again.

>>37392042
Yup dark hair, short hair, long hair, pale, skinny, dark make up, dark clothing. That is why I love goths.

>>37392131
I could fall in love with that. Reminds me of crispy a bit.

>>37390674
Almost had the chance to fuck a goth. Her name was Terra. She had blue highlights in her hair, shot girl, very petite, cute face, kinda one of those round faces with a cute smile and big eyes with long eyelashes.

This was back in the early 00's when this sort of thing was dying out as it was. Colored hair didn't mean then what it means now.

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>lol i can make a bunch of assumptions on someones taste who ive never met before

fuckin brilliant OP

>>37392031

Underrated kek

Roblox

>>37392314
I can. For instance, no one who posts here is a good or decent human being and i'm glad we're separated by the internet.

Goth Chad is Pter

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>that one goth I knew years ago in high school who wanted to be a futa
Good times

>>37392400
I love girls with penis envy.

I discriminate superficially on women with unnecessary piercings, tattoos, dyed hair and consumption of alcohol, drugs and/or tobacco. It doesn't matter if they are a "10/10 Stacy" or a "3/10 Goth". Sadly, it's apparently more likely for those... modifications... to be present in the goth subculture.

That aside, I couldn't care less if she was a goth or a model. As long as she isn't a degenerate, unkind and uncaring, I'll be able to fall in love.

>>37390674
I love goth girls, but I am not myself. Ask me my standards and they are more so personality traits and values. I would rather be with someone I am not physically attracted to but love because of them as a person, compared to a 10/10 bimbo that would be miserable to be around

>>37390674
>Wanting to date anybody
Robots don't want to date anybody, they see the inherent flaws associated with the opposite sex and many are either prison gay or fulfill their sexual desires with pornography, be it 2D or 3D. /r9k/ has a wide variety of tastes in women, so your assumption is completely wrong. Goth culture is fucking dumb anyways.
>inb4 fox and grapes or sour grapes
>>37390724 Sums it up pretty well. Grow out of your high school clique association and maybe I'll consider (you) worthy enough for me to even take you seriously.

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>>37392417
Yeah, it was her I blame for my futa fetish. She was very mysterious so no one knew anything about her but she was always noting that she wanted a good sized one. She was also about 4.5-5 feet tall (USA here, sorry) so anything decent would have proportionally been even larger on her.

I miss when she left our school and no one knew where she went.

>>37392520
Fuck I wish I had a gf with penis envy.

I'd be down for some weird shit with that girl. I'm so alone.

Genuine goth, punk and metal chicks are one in a million. Most rock chicks are just tatted up bimbos who listen to what ever is popular on the local rock station.

I knew one real goth chick. She was rotund and had one leg

>>37392657
There's this Lolita goth at my school and I'm tricked Everytime I see her when she walks past and realize she's fat and black. The worst kinda goth...

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>>37392650
It was always probelamtic trying to even talk with her though, for she changed her name every couple of months( Heather, Rainbow), and if you tried to address her with a wrong name then she would rage out at you. She was a little moody like that.

No one knew anything about her, perhaps that her father was a drunk who was trying to become a rockstar and that they lived in a trailer together. That was the most coherent info I knew before she dissapeared without a trace, probably because her father moved.

She did introduce me to the Rocky Picture Show though, so Im reminded of her everytime I watch that movie.

>>37392746
Alas we can only fantasize about it how sad.

>>37392031
10/10
I genuinely laughed, that was right on the bulls-eye

>>37392031
You stole this from someone else in a thread yesterday

>>37390674
>implying I wouldn't gladly love a goth gf

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>>37390674
goth or not i date no whore. that said, women with a gothic temperament are attractive.

are you a goth girl or something OP?

>>37390674
>mainstream
>impossible standards
the mainstream is filled with impossible standards??
so we're just not gonna have humanity anymore? ok.

>>37393532
No we must kill

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>>37393638
POST GOTH GIRLS

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>>37393886
>>37393898
>>37393909

Please stop, you're ruining it.

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>>37393935
Sorry? Too lewd?

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>>37390674
Yeah I would date a goth

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>>37390674
>I'm totally not a goth girl and I'm totally not seeking validation by making this thread
Fuck you OP.

I'd date a goth girl anytime but not a bitch like you.

Clothes are sexy. A man should only see her naked well after he's madly in love lust with her.

>>37390674
Goths don't exist anymore, Anon

Get fucking real

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>>37394090

Doing it right

>>37394072

Okay

>>37394038

High school hot topic tier

>>37394090
Wow.

I would marry this girl.

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Tfw no one notices my posts.

>>37394245

I'm a fan of having just a touch of color. All black on black is goth and gets that across, but it's often too much.

>>37394262

Too "Rocky Horror picture show" but some people like that.

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>>37390674
Goth girls are my 10/10. Black hair and pale is hot.

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>>37394262
Nah man you're good.

>>37394321

gotha that's kawaii

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>>37390674
>tfw a goth got rejected by a robot

Sad!

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As someone who has fucked and dated a few top tier goth girls, allow me to clarify some things.

All goth girls are middle class. Only people who can afford it (via their parents) commit to subcultures like this. This means they are always fundamentally normie despite appearances. This gets boring fast. They're catty, petty, annoying people. Like cheerleaders who pretend to worship satan. Half of them do not fuck like you think they would based on their looks. In a way, they're like theatre girls - not quite hot enough to be on Chads radar, so they invest heavily in one thing at the detriment of everything else and end up believing this somehow replaces being interesting.

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>>37390674
Goths are tumblr rejects. Why would I wanna date a Tumblr reject?

>>37394435

Wow

>>37394375

Very nice

>>37394444

They are theater girls.

>>37394444
Checked, amazing quads

Original

>>37394522
>They are theater girls.

None of the ones I've known had anything to do with theatre, but they are like those people in the sense that they believe their interest that only they care about makes them far more special and interesting than they really are

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>she will never be your gf
why live?

>>37390674
I like just about every race, and every subculture of girls so long as they are not
A) Old (25+)
or have
B) fat bellies (boobs must be bigger)

>board full of depressed people with a dark sense of humor
>wouldn't date a goth
seriously? 0/10, don't even try again

>>37394551

When I was in school, they were theater girls.

>>37394559
>>37394579

Very nice

>>37394593

Lewd kinda ruins the pedestal I'm building here ?

>>37394640
>Lewd kinda ruins the pedestal I'm building here ?
The fuck are you on about?

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Ok. The whole point of being goth is not to drown everything in black.

The black is used to bring out the colors in your eyes, hair, lips, pale skin and color is also used to bring attention to the hips or waist or elsewhere.

>Join vampirefreaks
>Every girl there is either a stuck up asshole or boring as hell

Don't fall for the goth meme, lads.

The black in goth fashion is the base color but it isn't the whole palette.

>>37394681

It's fine I'm not going to tell what you should or shouldn't do be yourself.

>>37394593
>Beautiful
>ruins it by being goth
>>37390674
>Robots have too high of Standards
>only standards in physical form are not anorexic but not super obese
Personality standards are be a fembot and thick skinned
>sexual standards are to not be a slut and to be a dominant in the bed
Yeah I have standards so high that aircraft need to be rerouted

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>>37394757
>ruins it

Old friend from high school was rather goth-like.

Rather cute too. Wouldn't mind having a go at her if she was still around and I was more confident.

Too bad she has this disgusting tattoo on her stomach of a large fucking dagger or something across her tiny stomach.

Tattoos like OPs pic on her arm are okay, but the one my friend got is just absolutely distasteful.

>>37392170
She posted a pic of her ass on instagram and it's top notch

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>>37394687
hey man, don't let that asshole stop you from posting goth puss

they're all just flesh anyway man

>>37394846

Wow is that Ellio-

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>>37394778
>blue hair
>tons of pale makeup
>Looks like Krusty the Klown
>black lipstick
>choker that doesn't match

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I can't be the only one who loves the big fluffy hair right?

>tfw the goths you knew in high school are yuppies and preppies now

Terrible

>>37394893

Hnng

>>37394928

The make up is very "kabuki" style. The hair looks good.

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> GF looks normie
> Listens to goth and oldschool industrial music, goes to noise shows
> Asks me to help her learn synth stuff
> Is actually pretty good at it

I got really lucky cause I can't afford to dress that way anymore hahaha. My GF and I look kinda normie but I was a teenage mallgoth and she likes post punk, noise, and industrial stuff.

Noe, that is the exact opposite of what i want. I like crunchy girls.

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>>37395197
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>>37394706

Nobody asked you for your hilariously wrong opinion.

>>37390674
>They're too weird, or they have too many piercings, or you prefer more buxom suntanned beauties, compared to pale dark haired girls.
Weirdness is a non factor as long as they're not Ouija Board/sacrificing lambs tier of weird. As for piercings, I do dislike it when there's too many. A couple here and there are fine.

Haven't seen any that fit my description plus 8/10 like you said, even outside my rules. The only goth I've seen is a literal whale. I like pale and cute girls too much to not want one.

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>>37390674
Motherfucker, you are wrong. I'm the fucker who used to have issues of Meltdown Magazine imported from the UK to America, because I wanted to see my perfect woman made manifest. Goth chicks are my fetish. I fucking loved Goth bitches. For real.

But I don't have my spooky waifu, because there was always this dichotomy I faced. If a hot bitch was Goth, she was way out of my league. If a fat bitch was Goth, I was way out of *her* league. And there was no middle ground, either I was looking at an anime goddess who wouldn't let me lick her feet if I paid her, or I was talking with a landwhale in fishnets whose feet I would not lick if she paid me, because I have simply not built up the immunity to the fungal poisons in her folds of toe-fat.

>>37395523
Pale girls make my mouth water, doubly so if they have black hair.

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I dated a goth

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>>37390674
Goths are as slutty as the bimbos you're talking about. Every woman is a slut for the top 20% men, doesn't matter if she's a stacy, a goth, a "geeky nerd", or hell even a religious girl.
The reason we're alone is not because of our standards, but because we've been dealt a shit hand. Most of us are either ugly, socially retarded, or both.

With that said, if I wasn't a loser I'd almost exclusively date goths.

>>37395523
>Ouija Board

>actually believing this middle school tier shit is weird in any way

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>>37390784
yucky 2003 goths baggy clothing imitating the saggy nigger clothing trend you stupid

emo girls were superior at the time but in all honesty they are all caked up in makeup, their hair is full of dye and it is truely just a phase

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>>37395647
In fact we had a date tonight

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>>37395804
Tell me more please. I like stories.

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>>37395844
Nothing i havemt shared before. She is a manson and type o negative fan and we met online a decade ago. She has stepped away from goth a little over the years as people are wont to do when they grow up.

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>>37395886
All the goths I've met are in relationships with other men.

End me.

>>37393935
now just remove the makeup and the hairdye and the blue eye contacts and lets see how pretty she is then lol she cannot handle me, the mighty chad!!

>>37395936
Yeah I was fortunate enough tk meet one of the rare virgin ones.

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2D Goths >>> 3D Goths

Oh great date a caste of sluts who are even sluttier than all the stacies.

>tfw just want a gf that doesn't follow a style

>>37395844
>>37395985
He's dating a transexual posing as a female who wears dark clothes. Not a goth

>>37396023
NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS

THIS ONE'S DIFFERENT GUYS

>>37395986
Goth does to women what MSG does to food; it's a flavor enhancer. If it hot bitch goes Goth, she just gets more hot. If an ugly bitch goes goth, you're looking at 200+ lbs of pork with too much sodium added.

>>37396111
Don't bother listening to this guy. He thinks all women have the exact same shape.
>"hurr wider shoulders than other girls means it's a man"
no one ever questioned michelle rodriguez, elizabeth berkley, or Jessica biel's gender and they have wide shoulders. Just like there are tall and short people and thin and fat ones. You need to get off the internet for a little while dude.

>>37392195
Tfw am the despair gf

Welp

>>37390674

You're right, I wouldn't chase a goth because girls usually mold themselves in these ways to attract chads that adhere to that stereotype. In this case tattooed, edgy chad. I am not tattooed, attractive and nor do I dress edgily.

>>37396200
None of them were dating a fat ugly cunt on 4chan. Just admit that it's a dude. Half the faggots here would like (((her))) more anyway. And it's not just her shoulders. You've shown her nude but never her pussy. Just man face, broad shoulders, hands, and tits.

I have never shown her nude. You are mistaken.

>>37396260
I swear you showed her tits once. Whatever. Mistaken memory but only supports my assertion further.

>>37396271
Occams razor, friendo. Besides I would never post my wife's nudes. Are you retarded?

>>37396233

You're objectively wrong though. Goth girls either like twinky """bisexual"'" goth guys or they date straight normie types. Seriously, all the hot goths I know in long term serious relationships are in them with IT guys or professional creatives like graphic / web designers or film / tv / advertising types.

>>37396301
>Occams razor, friendo
>Looks like a man
>No evidence to the contrary
>Must be a man
Checks out

>Are you retarded?
I'm not the one trying to parade my husband around as my wife.

>>37396343
Looks an awful lot like sour grapes to me.

>>37396314

Twink artist chad is still chad. I am just a regular guy who is also a sperg so I would never assume that any girl would be interested.

>>37396343
I don't recall ever wanting to have a barely passing tranny husband. Nor do I recall wanting to be a fat cunt with pube beard.

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>>37396410
Methinks the sperglord doth protest too much

>>37396410
>>37396360
Meant to be to you

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I'm not afraid of dating someone weird.

In fact, most people that are weird really like to hang out with me.

Why? Because when they are with me they feel like the normal one.

>>37396423
>He starts projecting while injecting himself into the conversation of others
kek

>>37396425
You sure are salty. If you weren't, you never would have commented in the first place. Is it because you don't have anyone? Maybe if you put as much effort into being a decent person instead of making piss poor attempts to provoke people online you wouldn't be so lonely.
Maybe you should hustle as hard as you hate.

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Classic/southern goth is best any thing else is trashy

>>37396465
>You sure are salty. If you weren't, you never would have commented in the first place.
>Implying I have to feel some type of way to ridicule a fatty and his husband

>Is it because you don't have anyone
I'm engaged. To a girl (female)

>Maybe if you put as much effort into being a decent person instead of making piss poor attempts to provoke people online you wouldn't be so lonely.
While this is wrong for the reasons above I'd rather be lonely than married to a man.

>Maybe you should hustle as hard as you hate.
Maybe you should lose some weight

>>37395197
>oldschool industrial music
>literally wtf

I read a lot of cuckold captions, and there's a very common theme about emo\goth girls cheating with Chad, I'm guessing this is based in part on real experiences. Anyone confirm?

>>37396498
Clearly you are just trying your best to rustle jimmies. Sorry it isn't working out for you so well.

Hate to disappoint but I am not even mad. I had a great evening tonight, went on a date with my wife of ten years and watched a movie then we had dinner and watched the lord of the rings. You amused me for a little while but I'm just not interested in your commentary anymore. It isn't creative and you sound like a broken record of audio recorded in the loo of a taco bell. Have a good night m8. Keep hating.

You're wrong about almost everything except the part about me being a fat ugly cunt.

>>37396395
>Twink artist chad is still chad

There's nothing Chad whatsoever about either of those types of guys. Nothing.
Don't let your severe autism cloud reality so much.

>>37396530

Industrial music has roots in the 70s, but the golden years were in the 80s.

Good job for openly admitting you're a complete pleb though.

>>37396584
I'm not saying that you don't love your husband. I'm just saying it's dishonest to parade him around /r9k/ like a trophy. And I don't like you because you're fat.

>>37396636
Take your edgefag shit back to /mu/.

>I mosty listen to industrial music
I dare you to say that to someone with a straight face, and you must do it in person.

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>>37396645
Just for you I'll post a pic of her i took tonight before our date. Here's your "parade"

>>37396717

>being this triggered after getting objectively and easily BTFO and called out for being a complete pleb

Lash out some more, you entry level piece of shit.

Why would I bother to say something to someone that isn't true?

>>37396724

Oh, you're that guy. I'd love tie your wife up and use her as a fuck slave for a few hours.

>>37396724
>Man face
>Man shoulders
>Almost as tall as the door
>B-BUT HE'S NOT A MAN

>>37396771
Christ, don't encourage him you pathetic faggot

>>37396611

>good looking tall guys can't be skinny and dress like a hipster

You are the delusional one

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This reminds me. I am 29 and recently a conversation I had with the one goth girl I occasionally hung around with in high school. She told me she thought I had a big dick. I thought it was a joke. I realized she probably wanted to bang me.

;(

And now goth girls don't exist. why even live?

>>37396584
goddamn it fatman i hate you so much take off the goddamn trip before i have a goddamn aneurysm

>>37396790

>faggot
>for wanting to penetrate the ass, cunt and mouth of a female that I'm pretty sure that guy has posted numerous nudes of

You're trying way too hard, numale.

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>>37396761
>Why would I bother to say something to someone that isn't true?

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>>37390674
In the goth scene and dating one (I'm a metalhead)

They're mostly all fucking crazy. What's worse is that poly is what's "in/cool" now

>>37396807

>twink goth guys

>"""chad"""
>"""hipster"""

You're objectively retarded. This doesn't even make sense

>>37396819
He's already confirmed that he hasn't posted nudes. And it's not a female.

>>37396724
bullshit fatman you goddamn cunt you know you had every intention of posting that simian bitch anyway
god i hate you so fucking much

>>37396814
I won't remove the trip but if it helps, the trip does make me very easy to filter. In this way we can mutually benefit.

>>37396825

>get rekt so bad you're literally just flailing aimlessly now
>lol u r le only listening to industrial music!

Please stop posting for the sake of your dignity and self respect

>>37396875
fuck you fatman you know as well as i do that getting enraged is enjoyable and nothing pisses me off more than you you fat fuck
if i filter you i will miss the opportunity to get mad
god i hate you fatman

>>37396916
If that is the case, then one could argue that you actually love me.

>>37396925
i love to hate you fatman
if you were to say, kill yourself, i would probably be able to find someone else to hate, it just wouldn't be exactly the same
let it be absolutely clear fatman, i hate you more than anything there ever was or will be

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>>37396925
Just post the pussy. I know you've posted nudes before

>>37396964
That's not technically a nude.

You're right, I wouldn't date a goth girl. I hate subcultures and people who let subcultures shape their entire personality.
I wouldn't date a Stacy either, though.

>>37396855

He's posted plenty of photos of her in lingerie and it's pretty clear her tits are real. All of this is beside the point though, she needs to be fucked until she loses consciousness and then fucked some more

>>37396945
Palpatine.jpg

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I'm actually into the girl next door type.

>Fair clean skin
>Thick slightly curly Brunette or Auburn hair
>Large doe green doe eyes
>Petite
>Smells clean and light
>Has a cute giggle
>Is shy but not robot awkward
>Focuses on her future and the future of her family
>Honest and loyal
>Wears pretty sundresses
>Never nags

It would be amazing

Unfortunately, I don't deserve a girl like this. I would neglect her emotionally and play video games all day. I would occasionally spend time with her outside of the house, but I would complain about her friends and the people. She would care for me when I am in need and I would be ungrateful. I would snap at her for the smallest things and make her cry. Then tell her to stop being a child with no remorse in my voice. I would never listen to her stories of about her passions, but would gladly go into detail about mine. She is so stunning and caring that she would listen. She would put up with this for as long as possible because she loves me.

In the end though she doesn't want to spend her life with a borderline NEET, suicidal, shell of a human being. She wants to live her life and experience new places. Places that you are too lazy to go to. She will ask excitedly about going on a date to the newest restaurant and you will say "maybe". Later turning that maybe into a no.

Don't be stupid when you finally get a nice girl.

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>>37390674

I'd date anyone. Gothie is Stacy in disguise anyways though. I judge people by their character nothing else.

>>37390674

>Hot goths are basically stacies with special snowflake syndrome for fucks sake

First post best post.

>>37396987
>I hate subcultures and people who let subcultures shape their entire personality.

And that's why nobody likes robots.

>>37396983
Never said it was

>>37396992
>she
Anon....

>>37397017
I get it. This is the old "if I say it enough times, people will believe it" meme.

>>37397017

>le tranny maymay

Autistic people often fixate and obsess over basic things

>>37393909
whats her name shes beautiful
robot dont get me

>>37397043
>>37397050
>I-If I white knight him maybe he'll let me suck his mutilated cock

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>>37396882
>Lash out some more, you entry level piece of shit.
Why were you so triggered by that?

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>>37397092
Hey mr salty man. Look what I took today.

>>37397142

>i-i-i k-k-know! i-if i call them t-triggered it'll totally get t-the-m a-and t-t-hey'll totally f-f-forget h-how upset i-i-i am

Man, how desperate are you?

>>37397188
nice doubles fat "I don't actually feel this sense of superiority you seem to ascribe to me. I don't think I am better than anyone" man, you goddamn jackass

>>37397189
That is exactly what you did. What's the point of projecting, and then telling everyone that's what you're doing?

Sorry if I'm too "entry level" for you're aspie special interests.

>>37397224
Thank you friendo. I am extremely proud of the repeating digits at the end of my post, despite the fact that such an occurence is a mathematical inevitability.

>>37397188
You took his ass?

Probably not original because this board is full of prison gays

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>>37397255
Dem dubs

>>37397255
Can they use the internet and post here?

>>37397244

>get mocked for being a clueless autist
>get triggered and lash out
>desperately keep trying after getting rekt over and over

Just admit you're an idiot who shouldn't have posted and revealed how stupid you are and you'll feel better

>>37397358
>i-i-if i k-k-keep saying it that will make it true

>>37397401

Wow. Who would have thought not knowing anything about industrial music would upset someone so badly they're literally repeating the very insults that have made them this devastated

>>37397428
>bragging about fringe musical knowledge on r9k
Your parents must be proud.

>>37397610

>popular music of the last few decades is fringe
>continuing to be this distraught

>>37390734
>dating girls who are unique is usually a mistake, as their uniqueness is not genuine.
/thread

>>37397648
>popular music of the last few decades is fringe
>Popular in my bubble means popular in general
Fight the good fight anon, /mu/ needs brave knights. Peace out.

>>37397726

>being so autistic you don't know what popular music means.

If it's been on mtv or similar and you can buy it at a mall in suburbia, it's popular music anon.

>still this upset because you tried to btfo someone over old school industrial and got completely and irrefutably rekt and triggered

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>>37396724
That's Arin Hanson, though.

>>37397844
Oh look it's a legally blind faggot

>>37392031
Top kekeinoimui

>>37397188
I know what you look like and it's not good.

>>37398026
Yeah I am an ugly fuckin guy.

>tfw snowflake goth qt from my college made her instagram profile private

>>37398069
Faggot detected. I would wreck her.

>>37390734
All subcultures are only about fashion and status and milking the suckers who will buy into them dry.

>>37394502
>>37393935
>>37394072
>>37393886

HNNNNNGG/okay

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>tfw no chain smoking german techno gf

>>37395633
"if you wear this, you are either the most, or the least popular kid in school"

also, impressive language skillz

>>37390674
I'd date a 8/10 goth, no problem.

Problem is, they are probably tattooed skanks just like stacey. I want a good girl.

>>37390674
Because anyone that puts effort into fitting into a certain sub-culture is a waste of oxygen.

>>37390674
>>37390724
First post is where this thread should have ended

It's a fucking fashion trend. It's like saying that girls with red hair are totally unique and interesting and different instead of just being normal people who dyed their fucking hair so they're not generically popular, they're alternatively popular.

People need to separate unique from alternative. Same fucking people on a slightly different path.

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>>37390674
>Bathory
Why did you post a metal Stacey?

Anyway, they want their shy, mousy, virgin, submissive, shy, innocent, air-headed, interestless furniture piece that doesn't feel mismatched, by being more confident or experienced than their virgin selves. They don't realize though, that they're exactly the opposite what their "waifu" wants and needs, and she's exactly the opposite of what they actually need.

I'm more into post-punk / darkwave qt's, but they're hard to find outside of NY or LA. It's basically deathrock/punk or vaguely industrial trashy bitches (combichrist,), 'round these parts.

>>37399125
>German techno
Worst of the worst, desu. Autism in soundwaves. Detroit, Birmingham, but not Berlin. Certainly not Sperghain.

>>37399191
Those are fad-goths / failed Stacies that couldn't hack the cocktail dress and stilettos scene. Most trad-goths and lifers were just kind of maladjusted socially and it was lie a way of spotting the other "friendlies" in a city or campus etc. of people that make you feel more isolated and alien, the more you are among people.

>>37400297
Hamburg, man.
You've never been, have you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkOZG3C9-Hg

>>37400337
That's an oldschool sound and speed you usually don't get from the German crowd, and I only briefly heard the trademark German autism empty warehouse reverb. Not bad.

>>37400297
what do you think about Wigan

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Fairly certain I exist

>>37400827
No you don't. Stop lying to us.

>>37400827
3 favourite sex positions?

>>37395802
Whatever happened to Andrea Blackheart, anyway? Posted three pictures and then just... bailed?

if you go extensively out of your way to perpetuate a certain stereotype there's a large chance that you're mentally stunted at about 12 years old

I mean most women are like that anyways but these ones are usually worse

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I always wanted to date a goth girl. I had a huge crush on goths for most of my life. now i'm 25 and, since that aesthetic is kind of old/people tend to grow out of it like the phase it is, I can't find any goth QT's.
K EN T U C K Y if there are any qt goth fembots in this thread.

goths are just normies that seek attention

>>37400827
>tfw no goth gf(male)

>>37392083
Actually, this is my problem. No woman is insane enough. I have a fetish that involves her being drenched in blood while tied to a rock slab. This signifies her release, whereupon she is permitted to wander the labyrinth until her next blood shower.

>>37392400
feels p good to be part of the goth futa masterrace desu

>>37390674
They're vapid and easy. My last girlfriend was some depressed bitchy shitstorm-starter. My friend's hot sister with whom I fucked up wanted to hook me up with her emo friend. I did jack shit in both occasions. They're just like betas in that they want reassurance in some dumb way. Ergo, fucking easy.

>>37400827
is that you in the pic? i feel like i recognise you, are you from ireland by chance?

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>>37392195
despair girls ftw

>>37390724
Actually this. They're typically even sluttier than Stacies.

>>37396360
sour grapes is when you fuck a man because no woman will give you the time of day

that's just stacy with a different kind of makeup

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This one was my classmate 2 years ago in my old school. Never saw her again after i changed school and she ended up with a chad.

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>>37390674


I'd never date a goth girl. Have you ever hung around crowds like that? 90% of the girls have depression, bipolar, or BPD, and 90% of the guys have heavy NPD or psychopathy traits. Their ambitions in life are to do coke, molly, and drink somewhere listening to shitty depressing music. None of them have stable lucrative careers, all the chicks do basic shit like jewelry making or some other shitty art-form, and all the guys are playing in shitty bands, working at bars, or trying to be promoters.
Their crippling insecurities cause them to try and look down at you if you don't follow suit to their terrible lifestyle. Stuff like working out, listening to upbeat music, only doing drugs occasionally, they view all that stuff as negative personality traits lmao. It's ironic as fuck though, because they only really care about that stuff if you're hanging around them regularly. Goth and alt chicks LOVE going for non-goth Chad guys. A Chad with an alpha (and perhaps more brooding leaning) demeanor, with a lucrative career like an accountant, engineering, in business, but not necessarily "country club" looking, a Chad like that can pull goth and alt girls ridiculously easy, even moreso than regular stacey's. IMO it's because the girl sees it as her chance to escape the fucking toxic lifestyle she's in.


They're fucking cancerous. It can be fun if you're in a spurt of hedonism, but to make your lifestyle as that is poisonous.

>>37396833
>What's worse is that poly is what's "in/cool" now
This, its actually fucking disgusting.

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>>37390674
Why do people always post alt-Stacies in an attempt to "broaden our horizons".

They usually end up fucking/dating pic related. It's just like the girls that like "nerds". They don't want obese/skinny autists. They want a Chad covered in tattoos.

>tfw love goth/alt girls
>tfw have no desire to be an alt male

>>37403115
I get your point, but
>implying that dork is a chad

>>37403115
they like dudes with a stylized image, but that shit is cringe.
this is why "real men" look like unkempt laborers with beards and Chads look like finely designed metro sexuals.

women don't start wanting real men until they're around 30, after they've gained enough life experience to realize truth when it's before them.

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>>37403029
>>37403115
That's 100% fucking true. KILL ME NOW

>>37390674
>bathory shirt

wife material

>>37403146
>women don't start "wanting" "real" men until they're around 30, after they've gained enough life experience to realize they need financial stability.
ftfy

>>37397844
God damn this is the saltiest retard I have ever seen

>>37403190
and we're supposed to feel noble supporting these women.

>>37390674
>they have too many piercings
This. The whole tat & metalspikes biz ruins them for me, also they often use really shitty perfumes.

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Sage the ever-loving fuck out of this normie thread and pray that summer ends soon

>>37390674
Goths in the UK all but died out around 2012-ish.
I prefer hipster girls anyway, they're scum but better than Stacy imo.
[Spoiler] But none of that matters because I'll die a virgin anyway and 99% of women are too annoying to be worth the fuss [/spoiler]

>>37397808
>mtv
>buying music
keked

>>37390674
Pale black haired girls are elder god supreme being tier motherfucker. Of course I would only date a 10/10 goth. Stacies automatically lose.

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>>37403285
good god, is it Summer already?

>>37394928
No, you're not. It reminds me of 80s and early 90s hair. You can almost taste the economic prosperity radiating of their frizzy curls.

Goth girls, this is what I want do it my way.

The hardest band I'll listen to is Green Day.

If you call me gay I'll split myself into two like Shaco.

I'll put on a dress, you can call my alter ego "Mayko "

>>37394262
i jerked off to this pic ty

>>37396724
Let's see his dick or gtfo.

>>37397188
Is shit hard to wash off you dick?

>>37396833
>tfw noiserock fag into deathrock,metal,and punk
>our "goth" scene consists of CalArts fags
>that or they're all xanax yung meme loving shitster fucks
God I fucking need a nuke dropped my way pronto senpai

>>37403312
>fucked up spoiler again
I blame the gays.

I really dig the artsy brooding type of girls, but they either have all sorts of issues or are into chads.

I wish I could be attracted to "normal," boring girls. If for no other reason than there are a lot more out there than my type.

>>37390724
Firt post best post.

Anthony Fantano
forever...

>>37390734
My first thought when I saw the picture. I doubt if she even knows who the guy was.

>Robots always have impossible standards. If they understood there were more types of girls that are worth pursuing, maybe they'd have a better shot of getting with them.
"Alternative" girls are just like stacies, except even the ugliest ones have 5-10 beta orbiters

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>>37392131
you're all in love with sailor saturn oh my god

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>>37404611
literally, she's goth, she's weird, has some voodoo powers.

>>37392131
Dear god my heart

>>37404611
Guilty, fav girl of SM.

>>37403115
I once saw a pale goth chick wth some manlet black dude, although she could have just been after the BBC. Who the fuck knows, regardless it got my hopes up.

Not all of them want "le tattoo chad."