Fembot Thread

I just ate 3 whole potatoes and steak. I feel so fat.

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>>37389483
That actually sounds really good. Do you like lots of fat on your steaks?

lmao my flaps smell like when you leave a sandwich in the car overnight in summer, and it's only been a day since I showered

>>37389483
>tfw felt fat
>stepped on scale
>gained 10 lbs
>tfw not only felt fat am actually fat

How many chads have you fucked this month?

>>37389564
Found the summerfag

original content

>>37389585
0, I've never fucked anybody.

>>37389609
It was just a question. I got the picture off Shadbase.

>>37389585
nigger if I was fucking chads I wouldn't be in this shithole

>>37389567
Another pound another mile

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>>37389444
>implying Hinako isn't both a slut AND a Stacy
>implying she doesn't know how to operate a DVD player because she's too busy sucking cocks to learn how to do anything else

I really want to fondle tiny tits RIGHT NOW.

>>37389564
yeah, the fat is delicious
>>37389567
>feel fat and bloated
>next morning step on scale
>lost a pound
feels good. The trick is to eat dinner early so your body burns fat while you sleep.

>>37389444
>No sluts

Whelp i'm out.

>>37389795
ayy there baby

>>37389795
>>No sluts
>Whelp i'm out.
no, be my slut gf!

>>37389795
Good riddance
No one wants you on this board

>fembots
>existing
>original

Do girls like being called whores, sluts, and other degrading names?(epecially when exchanging lewds)

>>37389619
Keep up the great work, anon.
Continue to be pure until you find a qt bf/gf

>>37389794
>The trick is to eat dinner early so your body burns fat while you sleep.

I seriously hope you don't actually believe this.

>>37389827
At least i'm honest with myself.

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>>37389854
I feel as though fembots exist, but they're not allowed to not be virgins. Then they might just be femanons, and they belong on /b/.

>>37389856
it's called intermittent fasting and it works for me. I went from 130 to 115 at one point and I was losing weight fast very fast. I just ate a lunch that made me feel really full then skip dinner.

>>37389875
Honesty can take you a long way.
Just not taking a dick every week.

>>37389875
If i had a heart, you'd be #1 , But a slut already stole it somewhere

>>37389881
Who fucking cares if they're virgins as long as their partner count is still a single digit number?

>>37389444
met a qt guy at work today
wat do

>>37389881
Fembots do exist but if they lost their virginity or are social then they're just femanons.

>>37389795
Are you at least fun with robot hobbies?
pls be my friend

>tfw have a dude in his thirties I fuck for $20/night
>He lives in a nice place, pays for dinner, lets me sleep, and also for breakfast
>tfw he looks nice too
>tfw mixed feelings

>>37389921
Not that anon
If you have over 4 sexual partners then its a no go.

No lying please. I'm curious what the actual ratio of these threads are.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13078031
http://www.strawpoll.me/13078031
http://www.strawpoll.me/13078031
http://www.strawpoll.me/13078031

>>37389973
Why is your arbitrary cutoff better than mine?

>>37389962
hope you realize that's pathetic

Why do femanons that are fornicators want attention so much here? They always seem personally offended when a thread about women excluding them gets made.

>>37389989
Well it's a thin line between 3 or 4.
If you have more than 3 or 4 partners then you're obviously not content with your partner and looking for something else.
I'm looking for a LTR not short term or a fuck buddy

>>37390015
Hey, robot, just a question- does "roastie" refer to a woman with an outie vagina, or just a slut or Stacy in general?

>>37390044
>tfw will always lie about my number and no one will know

>>37390055
When the meme first started the former, but also with the thought that it confirmed the latter. Now it just means slut.

>>37389565
Tuna sandwich?

>>37390077
Why do you have so many partners, anon?

>>37390077
be my gf and I'll accept the number

>>37390044
I'm not convinced by your argument. As long as partner count is a single digit number I am secure in my assumption that the woman in question does not engage in hookup culture. That's all that really matters to me, because it tells me they are interested in monogamy.

>tfw studying CS
>tfw only non-fat non-snowflake girl
>tfw most guys are cool but there are these few real life orbiters

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>>37389444
hey girlfriendz wanna hear about how i broke up an engagement

>>37390118
I understand why you say that but thinking that someone has 7-9 partners really sounds to me like they are part of casual sex and short terms.
It just gives me a bad feeling really.

>>37390106
I don't have so many but I will still lie. If I had 5 I'd still say 1 or 2.
>>37390115
I don't want you to accept the number. It should upset you if you're a man.

>>37390180
It does, but I can take that out on you in bed

>>37390094
Nah, just like ham and mayo
I always hear that pussy smells like fish, but desu I think that's a myth

>>37390180
As long as they don't actually find out it should be fine mentally.
Just if you do have a lot of partners I have a question. Why aren't you content? I understand if they weren't the right ones but was it because of sex or what?

How many fembots want a robot bf?
I am available

>>37390191
I already have a bf though soo.

>>37389444

what makes a women a slut for fembots ?

>>37390177
I'm probably much older than you. At my age 7 partners solely through committed relationships is completely believable. 9 partners at 20 years old is obviously casual sex.
>>37390180
Why should it upset me? Fixation on virginity is either a product of religion or insecurity. I am not religious nor am I insecure in my sexual performance, so why would I care?

>>37390264
Yeah I am younger than you so that's why I think that.
When I do get older I'll definitely think like you do.

>>37390228
No, I don't have a lot of partners (only 3) but I do have a problem with being content. It's not about the sex. I'm just a crazy bitch who wants to be treated like a goddess.

>>37390264
>I am not religious
Wrong board roastie

>>37390244
<33 do u have a cute voice?

>>37390264
I think jealousy and insecurity is a facet of love.

>>37390294
Is young sounding cute?

>>37390290
I'm clearly male you fucktarded christfag.

>>37390287
How goddessey are we talking?

>>37390287
Is there a childhood reason why you want to be treated like a goddess?
Bad parents, bullied, ect

>>37390322
mondorondo#0593 add me ob discord

>>37390361
Its because she has a wet gash

>>37390354
Like let me win every argument even though I'm wrong then beg for my forgiveness. Then I will admit that I was also wrong, apologize for acting like a spoiled brat, and say we were both at fault. Even if I started it.

>>37390393
Dump your bf and be my gf

>>37390393
Be my bully gf.

>>37390393
>>37390416
>>37390418
Wanna start a reverse harem?

>>37390361
My parents are good people but I am very spoiled by everyone. It's not just my parents that treat me like I'm something special. As a result, I became a piece of shit. Only recently have I started to self reflect on this and realized how bad of a person I am. It was especially my parents though, because they enabled my behavior and I realized I could get anything I want through crying. This still works today.

>>37390416
>>37390418
>>37390435
I'm already addicted to male validation and I should stop. don't give me attention for being female. I'll only become a more shitty human being if people enable my behavior.

>>37390486
I want to gib attention desu

My bf isn't a virgin too and it bothers me more than I thought it would. His dick has been inside another girl. feelsbadman

>inb4 Chad
I met him here.

>>37390444
Ahh okay, I thought it was something like not enough attention so you crave it and shit like that.
Being spoiled does do that. I know I'm sorta the same way.
When you say it still works do you mean your parents/ s/o spoils you after you cry or just everyone?

>>37390319
Jealousy is endearing as long as it doesn't lead to possessiveness. Insecurity over partner count is moronic. For one, it's unreasonable to expect that women will never ever have sex with anyone while waiting for you to date them. It's also irrational to think that your lack of sexual experience is going to immediately ruin any chance of a successful relationship. No relationship will progress to any meaningful state if one of the people involved is a dumb whore that prioritizes big dicks or whatever.

Why is it so hard to find a fembot gf?

D-do all fembots hate quiet guys?

;_;

>>37390508
A lot of people have had sex here.
Does it bother other women that happened or is it just rare for women?

>>37390508
More like
>fembot
Fuck off normalfag
Don't care where you normies met

>>37390486
Please let me orbit you. And bully me in return.

>>37390393
I'd rather degrade, insult, and humiliate you any chance I get. How does that sound?

>>37390520
Fembots expect you to initiate and carry every conversation.

>>37390510
I don't depend on my parents anymore although they bought me a brand new car without me asking for it. I don't cry to my parents, I act more mature around them and they respect me at this point. As a kid I used crying to get things I want, as an adult I use it in relationships to dissolve an argument and automatically win. I'm not a materialistic person, I don't ask my bf to buy me things. I never apologize first because it's hard for me. Once I'm mad/upset I am too prideful to give in.

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Anyone here want to be my girIfriend? I make good money and share an apartment with my brother (I have the bigger room)

I will NOT eat your pussy but I will occasionally cook for you. You must be anti Semitic and cynical/skeptical towards society

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Fembots, why do you hate black people so much? We've done literally nothing wrong to you.

>>37390542
I'm possessive so that's why it particularly bothers me. I don't like people touching my property.

>>37390557
That doesn't turn me on in any way.
>>37390556
When I fight, I can get very mean and say the most awful things. Once I said something like I was never happy with you. I regret being that evil. The way I act isn't bullying, it's more like torture.

>>37390636
And yet, if he were a virgin you'd call him a loser and never give a second thought.

>>37390583
> am too prideful to give in
God I know that feeling way too much.
That's good to hear that you're materialistic and you aren't dependent on your parents.
Not to sound sexist but a lot women do the argument thing so its not just you.
You're not as bad as you say you are.

>>37390609
yes u have
black women have always been rlly dramatic and judgy with me
the men are unpredictable

>>37390640
PLEASE BE MY HEARTBREAKING GF.

>>37390636
Oh god I'm the same way.
Also too clingy but I'm getting better
Hopefully you'll get over it.
Wish it works out!

>>37390640
>implying that doesn't make me want to orbit you harder

>>37390640
It wasn't supposed to, you infantile shitstain of a person. I sincerely hope you are raped and beaten to within an inch of your life.

>>37390692
you don't want your heart broken. why would you want to hurt yourself?
>>37390666
I'm probably much worse because I argue almost every other day lately. We went through long periods without fighting but I'm sure we fight way more than other couples. It's usually me being controlling/possessive even though he does harmless things.

>>37390655
I am a virgin, why would I call another virgin a loser?

>>37390711
All the best to you too anon! I'm not usually this clingy but I like him a lot.

>>37390741
>>37390745
Two kinds of men...

Where is my cowboy? I need a cowboy. Ride me cowboy.

>>37390745
very unlikely, the area I live in is extremely safe.

>>37390754
It turns me on?

Orginal

>get bf
>he says I'm not affectionate enough
>dump him
>repeat
>repeat infinitely
>don't feel lonely
>don't feel anything
>buy stuffed animals and fluffy clothes

Sometimes I wish that I wished I was normal girl who would get married and have a job and friends
It seems like it would be nice

>>37390814
I'm not even good at being mean on purpose. I just blurt out the most evil things when I'm sad. I'm not much of a bully, just bad at controlling my emotions.

>>37390773
Female virginity is highly desired, make virginity is loathed.

>>37390393
You should like me desu

>>37390826
Can we date? I hate affectionate girls.

>>37390832
Hmm. Yeah, that is a problem.
I'd still love you though.

>>37390826
for some reason thinking about you dying alone makes me feel better (no offense)

>>37390754
Do you ever think of breaking up with him after arguments or are they just over the head ones?

>>37390773
That's pretty cute. I'm sure you'll get over it.

>>37390788
Oh that's rich. You really think I meant raped by a stranger off the street. I cannot wait to enter one of these threads and see you recounting the time some guy you were abusing snapped and broke your cunt jaw. Nothing would make me happier.

>>37390786
>Where is my cowboy? I need a cowboy. Ride me cowboy.
you do the riding. you got it backwards.

Femanons, if you woke up one day and your boyfriend was black and spoke in ebonics, would you still love him?

>>37389444
Look at this thread. Women posters get 3-4 responses telling them how cute they are and how much they'd love them even with all the flaws they have.

This board has become fucking pathetic. I'm not into woman hating but Christ giving women attention just because they're a woman is disgusting. Fuck this board.

>>37390915
no, the dick wouldnt be worth it

>>37390882
I threaten to break up with him all the time and we actually do often. We always get back together within a day or two though. I also threaten him by using his jealousy against him. Sometimes I make him jealous playfully for fun by saying things I know will make him jealous. I don't actually do any of those things though, I just use it as a weapon.

>>37390931
>I'm not into woman hating
And you're part of the reason why the board has become like this. Get out.

>>37390852
Where do you live? No ldr's

>>37390874
I feel nothing rn so ok

>>37390955
Just because women reject you doesn't justify hating all of them, such a childish thing to do.

>>37390955
Where should fembots go?

If there are any fembots in NYC that want to go out to dinner with a non-neet cyborg that is a sweetheart by nature?

I'll take you to Waverly diner in the west village and we can se where it goes from there. They have great pancakes.

I'll pay for your cab home whenever you want to leave, and we'll be in public the whole time.

I've been described as "not a bad looking guy"
[email protected]

>>37390983
They should kill themselves, duh. Loser women are even more pathetic than loser men.

>>37391009
Look at this pathetic beta. This is beyond fucking pathetic Jesus.

>>37390944
What a weird relationship you guys have.
I guess he loves you enough who's fine with your cons then.

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How do you guys deal with orbiters?
I don't make a deal out of being female at all but I still get them.
I can't make myself be rude to them either.

ima slut and a stacy :DDD whats up guys!!!!!!

>>37390977
I don't have a problem with LDR's, finding the perfect mate matters more than sex in the short term.
But if it's a requirement, I live in Texas.

>>37390983
lolcow or my dick

>>37390982
Not an argument. Don't speak to your betters if you have nothing to say.
>>37390983
They can march right into their new home in the gas chambers.

>>37391027
Why not take advantage of them? Serious question.

>>37391027
You just fucking ignore them.

>>37391042
because im not a sociopath thats why

>>37391027
Just suck their dicks really good.
Once they nut in your mouth they won't want to do it again and will be regular friends.

>>37391032
Is lolocow any good for picking up chicks?

>>37391030
I can appreciate that sentiment, but honestly, I'm not gonna be able to care about your personality enough after the initial excitement wears off to sustain a relationship by talking
I'm extremely shallow
Illinois

>>37391055
Lame. All the best girls are sociopaths.

>>37391055
you're doing them a favor. giving them a purpose. they will be happy worshipping you.

>>37391067
No. Despite looking like literal obese downies they still want Chad bfs and will settle for nothing less.

>>37391036
You're my better? I'm not sure if this is a very poor attempt at bait or you're actually this full of yourself.

You can keep being a manchild, I don't really care.

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>>37391077
Oh, I'm just your type then! :3
But most people aren't into me being into beastiality so whatever.

>>37391117
Lewd. Tell me about your sociopathic tendencies then, anon!

>>37391074
Well, that's a shame. Hope you find someone in Illinois who doesn't mind a lack of affection.

>>37391117
I'm fine with that fetish, be my bully gf?

>>37391106
If ad hom shitposting is the best rebuttal you've got for why this board shouldn't hate women as a rule with few exceptions, then yes, I am your better.

>>37391117
>tfw my deepest fetish is seeing girls get fucked by dogs

>>37391136
>>37391161
>>37391185

Fuck off you pathetic betas I'm not interested in inferior men.

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>>37391136
I generally stay quiet because I loathe people in general, unless it's here, but when I do talk, I put on that big charade of "nice person".
What annoys me most is when people hit on me. I'll politely reply, but inside I just... fuck.
I probably won't ever have sex with somebody unless I find a nice robot.
Also, it probably sounds really stupid, but Silence of the Lambs is my favorite movie next to American Psycho.

>>37391185
>>37391161
>>37391136
Castrate yourselves. You don't deserve to share the same sex as me.

>>37389789
D-did guys like tiny tits? How small we talkin?

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>>37391189
Yeah, great job pretending to be me, clap clap. I'm actually a misogynist.

>>37391161
>>37391185
You'll literally say the same shit to suck up to any girl because you're so desperate for pussy. Fuck off normalfags.

>>37391189
>>37391214
I'm the guy from the initial reply though. Don't lump me in with the other two faggots.

>>37391207
So you've never actually done anything like manipulating people before then? That's a shame.

>>37391142
Thanks my dude, good luck to you too

>>37391236
probably because you're a man. the anime pictures make it obvious.

>>37391235
As small as they can get.

>>37391235
I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A FLAT GF
AAA CUPS PLEASE

>>37391235
A little bigger than a flat hand with chocolate chip sized nips is the ideal

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>>37391249
Oh, I manipulate people all the time. I put on fake personalities and get tons of orbiters to pay attention to me, because I'm a huge narcissist.

>>37391249
>You'll literally say the same shit to suck up to any girl because you're so desperate for pussy. Fuck off normalfags.
You have no idea how fucked up my fetishes are.
Seeing a girl get dominated by an animal is holy shit
Only look at doujins for it, haven't watched at videos

>>37391291
Now that's more like it. Got a discord? The other femanons in this thread bore me.

>>37391291
I hope one of the dogs you fuck turns around feasts on your face.

>>37391312
Please hang yourself. There is nothing in this world more pathetic than orbiters.

>>37391312
I don't use social media, it's annoying. I'm on here half the day, though, just look in the femanon threads.

>>37391103
hey, that's rude! i'm skinny and cute and i check lolcow daily.

>>37391345
ARE YOU SINGLE? I will do everything I can to make you happy.

>>37391340
Interesting. You don't use social media though? So are your orbiters all IRL then?

>>37391364
How much money do you make? I'd be your gf for 20% of your monthly income. No sex though.

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>>37391345
>>37391364
Samefag.
A setccfjmm c serygc to to be

>>37391345
You'll gain the weight eventually slut.

>>37391395
ehh, I don't make any money, so I'll just get a gf for free, nice.

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>>37391399
hmmmm maybe not

>>37391395
What can I get for $400 month then?
A handy?
Lewd feet pics?

>tfw no sociopathic femanon to orbit
What's the point of even living

>>37391487
I'll send lewd feet pics, maybe a bit of skin.

>>37391487
Oh, mate, I'm not that anon, but I would totally give lewd feet pics for $400 a month.

>>37391501
ILLINOIS
L
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O
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No ldr's

It's not really a good relationship if based on money like that.

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>>37391399
>>37391434
Shit, I've been found out.
: ^ (

ori. ginal

>>37391538
I would probably actually move states just to meet a femanon like that. I'm pathetic, I know.

>>37391595
Ooo
What do you have to offer?

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>>37391402
i don't think so, i'm in my mid 20s.

I'm willing to be any femanon's bf, you just have to live in the Boston area.

>>37391618
I'm submissive, but strong enough to do things for you. What do you have to offer me, anon?

>>37391666
>I'm submissive

Hard pass.

>>37391666
I don't give anything, I'm emotionally bankrupt
I've landed boys because of my looks, my appreciation of showing off, and apparently my sense of humor, so those might be something for you
Also I have this girl in South America who gets a lot of neat snacks from other countries who I buy in bulk from

>>37391235
Where did my flat chest GF go? Come back and let me touch them.

>>37391727
Cute. I'm looking for someone who's good at manipulating people though. Does that sound like you?

>>37391637
Could we get a Pic of you for reference?

>>37391771
Yes
I manipulate everyone I know
I'm excellent at lying and acting, and I only cate about what I want, so I have no hesitation in doing either if I think it will benefit me
I have no morals and my values ate superficial

>>37391815
Perfect. Got a discord? I'd prefer to get to know you a bit before doing anything drastic.

>>37391864
Did you say your location?
I don't remember

>>37391896
I didn't. I'm from Maryland. So it's not that far, but I don't want to move without good reason.

>>37391808
I would rather not post my face, but I'm fine with posting my body.
Just so you have an idea I'm 6', 150~ lbs, basically skinnyfat, and I like anime and video games.

I want to dominate a cute boy and use his face as a chair
I dont think I'm asking for too much.

>>37389444
do I count as a stacey if I only had three different dicks inside me and do erps a lot

>>37392008
That's only appealing if you have a big ass. A bony flat ass would be hell to be underneath.

tfw a fembot says she'll add your chat ID but she never does.

You can just say "no" you know, that hurts less.

>>37392008
You mean break his nose and zygomatic bones with your enormous heft?

>>37391954
What's your age like?

>>37392039
Yes I have a fat ass and thighs to suffocate him with.

>>37389444
this thread is gross

>>37389444
REE ree just fucking send me a message on instagram bitches i fucking hate my life just want to get a fucking message my ig is shitstain

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>>37392008
I know that feel anon, I know it a lot

>>37392130
24, and I forgot to mention that I'm Asian.

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>mfw bf is into buttstuff

Fembots wanna add yourselves to the new zeemap? Find a bf today!

>>37388615
>>37388615

>>37392287
Get the fuck out of here summerfag

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>tfw no fembot gf to sit in my lap while we masturbate to porn together

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>>37389444
>>37389671
trash.
cute opening theme though

>>37392548
>tfw no fembot gf to tie up and pour hot wax on

>>37392130
>>37392215
Pls respond.
Was it the fact that I'm Asian?

>>37392626
tfw fembot but the only bf kinky enough for me lives intercontinental

>>37392688
If you've had sex before you're not a fembot

>>37392688
>tfw fembot rejects you
>tfw no fembot gf to choke and hit

>>37389929
Find the stability between -not weird- and -yourself-

>>37392703
It's easy to have sex it's hard to find love
And good sex

>>37390786
I don't really ride horses or anything but I grew up on a farm in Texas, is that cowboy enough?

>>37391340
would you suck me off while you lay on your back and get licked

>>37392734
I don't care how easy it is. If you're not a virgin then don't fucking call yourself a fembot. You're a cum dumpster.

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H-h-hey, anons and uhh... robots! Heh.
Just a q-quick question...
Does it matter if your girlfriend wants to use, things during i-intercourse? L-like vibrators and things?
I've never had an o-orgasm, and the sad thing is I'm telling the truth.
P-please excuse anime character image.

>>37392768
Who peed in your weetbix anon I can call myself what I like

>>37392800
No, robots and fembots are social rejects, if you're an un-virgin then you dont belong here. Now fuck off and die, whore.

>>37392800
Shut up twat. Change your name to cumdumpster right now.

>>37392794
whaaat you never got off?
anyway a real man won't mind if you do
my recommendation, clit vibrator

>>37392836
I can be a social reject shut in who had sex a long while ago

>>37392794
I plan to use wand vibrators during sex with my gf/wife
so no I don't mind it.

>>37392857
You just said it was easy for you to get sex. You don't belong here, unless you're going to have sex with us.

>>37392870
>plan to
Hell of a thing to plan.

>>37392800
I could call myself a bicycle. Wouldn't make it true though.

>>37392889
Gotta make it enjoyable for her as well rather than it just being me getting a climax.

>>37392882
What if we stop judging women from men's perspective? Woman want love, not pump and dumps. Men want the opposite. It's hard to find a guy who loves you and will stay.

>>37392922
>It's hard to find a guy who loves you and will stay.
No it isn't, there's plenty here who would but you'd never give them the chance.
Also the OP specifically said "no sluts." So leave.

>>37392922
>tfw no gf to lovingly pump and dump my lovejuice inside of

>>37390577
I speak only for myself
I do that only because I'm shy and awkward and I don't know how to engage in a normal conversation.

NON SOCIALLY AWKWARDS GET OUT REEEEEEEEE IF YOUVE TALKED TO A NON FAMILY MEMBER IN THE PAST WEEK GET OUT OUT OUT!!! FUCK OFF STACIES GET OUT

>>37392962
I do try to talk regularly and make it interesting. Are a qt who's willing to date me?

>>37392966
D-does mumbling to my teachers because I-I'm obligated count? Haha....

>>37390595
I could be your gf anon but I'm sure you'll not find me attractive

>>37393032
You're anti jew?

>>37393008
only if you don't have friends at achool, also why are you using hyphens

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>>37393061
I... I have people who think we're friends, but that I don't really talk to.
I'm sort of mimicking the way I stutter in real life, heh.

>>37393088
Are you the kind of person to blush and stutter like mad if you get surprise hugs

>>37392008
>cute
damn it, i was halfway there

>>37393088
Stop roleplaying, it's really obvious and even if it does help you make friends it's going to hurt both of you when you have to tell the truth.

>>37393088
If real marry me.

How do you try to meet girls?

>>37393088
B E M Y G F
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Original

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>>37393121
I kind of just... stumble around and look confused.
>>37393130
They know we're not best friends, o-or anything, it's kind of casual, I guess.

>>37393088
I guess you could be classified as a socially awkward that hasnt translated to the female equivalent of elliot rodgers /yet/ also you seem kind of chunni & GOTIS from the way you type

midly acceptable form of fembot

>>37393180
I love to hug shy qts like you
and pat their heads

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>>37393186
W-what do those mean?
>>37393175
>>37393171
Shucks, anons, heh.

>>37393239
Time stamp face pic and contact so we can have babies together.

>>37393239
>qt shy grill who knifes you to death when you least expect it
hot

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>>37393239
well coming from a bio- it's obvious that you're probably not female and most likely a mtf from the way you post with Yuno and all.

Elliot Rodgers=school shooter
Chunni=short for chuunibyou )middle school syndrome
GOTIS = Girl on the internet syndrome

>>37393346
**biological female forgot 4chan doesn't process alt-codes

>>37393377
**biological male who crossdresses.

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>>37393346
I'm n-not actually a big fan of anime, I just love some anime characters, and I like to post with them. I'm a female (female)...
It's okay if you don't r-really believe me, though, I understand.

>>37393054
A bit. I mean not every Jew is intrinsically evil, but the most powerful people in the world are jews

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>>37393401
you won't gode me into posting proof so its an impasse

>>37393483
I'll take it, are you at least not fat?

>>37393470
face pic please
I wanna know what im fapping to

>>37393509
you lose
get BTFO kiddo

>>37393536
What do you mean?
I'm not chubby... I look ok... but I can grab my stomach and feel the fat

>>37393585
That's fine, location?

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>>37393579
you win this time anonymoose

>>37393609
The third world?
Srry

>>37392794
Not a guy but I can't see the problem. I'd assume most guys would rather have their girlfriend get off too after all.
>I've never had an orgasm
The fuck girl, then get to it.

>>37390134
What exactly in CS? Like what language or whatever you're doing?
And are you genuinely interested in it or just doing it for the fat stacks of cash?

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>>37389444
any other mentally ill fembot tried dating before?
I'd like to date, people here are really nice and try to be supportive but don't really understand, and I feel like a burden.
I want to have a family and stuff but I'm afraid that even if I do find someone I love, they won't love me really, just some character I'm halfheartedly playing

>>37393961
what mental illness is it?
>tfw no aspie gf

>>37393996
how come everyone always wants to know that so bad?
btw autism is not a mental illness anon.

>>37391009
> Hotmail in 2017

>>37394028
Because mentally ill isn't descriptive enough.

>>37394073
I think it is for the question I asked, since I want to hear from any mentally ill fembot

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I'm just a femanon but I'm an autist.. Autist bf left me because I'm too clingy.

He liked me because I'm an autist too but I always ruin everything. I just want an aspie bf who can reassure me when I'm clingy because it's probably just because I'm confused in romantic relationships and I don't know what to do.

>>37394682
Be my retard gf.

>>37394682
>autist gf left me because I loved her too hard when she wanted to slow down

I just wanted someone to hold tight and never let go.

>>37394682
Holy shit I'm aspie and I want an aspie gf.

>>37394682
Would you say that you're clingy because you're afraid of being alone? I can understand wanting to reach out to other people when you feel like that, but you have to learn to control it. There's nothing less attractive than someone who's desperate.

It's not easy, but it will be something you will have to learn to do.

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All these anons offering themselves, and none of these roasties accepting a single of them.

please... any female(female) who likes hip hop and vidya. MananaMan#2546

>>37394682
Male cyborg talking to some girl long distance (not dating) and I was really worried of being too clingy. I was really depressed and anxious and feeling lonely all the time, self doubting any ability I had often, and I felt like I was messaging her and other friends obsessively to the point where it was pushing them away. I'm still kinda there, but I think that if you begin to question yourself, that means you might want to take a step back and just breathe. It's hard, I know. And all I wanted at the time was someone just as clingy as me so I didn't feel like an outsider.

>>37394825
I don't understand because I would want to work through my bf's issues with him because I loved him and I wouldn't lose attraction even if he looked desperate.

but if I'm insecure or I misinterpret someone and think they don't like me and I freak out, they pull away or ghost me instead of just correcting me or discussing it. And then I don't understand why I'm being ignored. It's so awful people just give up on me.

>>37394794
Do you mind that I'm clingy and I'm insecure?

>>37395001
I love hearing from people I like, so clinginess is no problem. Insecurity is no big deal.

>>37394725
My IQ is 120. :<

>>37394956
>but if I'm insecure or I misinterpret someone and think they don't like me and I freak out, they pull away or ghost me instead of just correcting me or discussing it

It largely depends on how often it happens. The first time it happens, they'd be willing to help you out. The second time, sure. The third time, it will wear on their patience. The fourth time, they begin to not enjoy spending time around you.

People aren't interested in talking something out if it's obvious that the problem isn't going away. I know this because the same thing has happened to me multiple times.

>>37395017
What are your special interests aspie anon?

>>37395001
What's your Discord? I want a social friend that I can talk to whenever.

>>37395050
I've had loads, currently it's realistic space warfare and all the various concepts that can be applied to it (Spacecraft propulsion, lasers, particle guns, railguns, coilguns, conventional guns, etc.). In the past it's been astronomy, carnivorous plants, naval wafare, and probably more that I've forgotten.

>>37395046
I'm a really slow learner in social situations. I'm kind of like an AI that needs to run through simulations of various scenarios multiple times before generating the appropriate response. I can go a few months without incident but then something comes up that I can't compute so I go for the most irrational response possible without meaning to.

>>37395100
If that's how it is, the best thing you can do is keep trying, FemAnon. I'm still trying to learn how to handle myself in social situations too. The only way either of us will improve is if we take a couple of hard knocks.

It's going to hurt, but I'm sure we'll both learn eventually.

>>37395076
That's really interesting! I really like reading about market anarchism (I'm an ancap) and conspiracy theories like they Sandy Hoax, false flags, the globalist agenda.

>>37395232
>ancap
Do you like guns? Those are another one of my autistic interests I forgot to mention. We should share contact info and sperg out together.

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>>37389444

>Fem"x" thread
>No sluts or Stacies.

>>37395242
I've never shot a gun but I do like them. I think they are necessary for self defense. I have a kik which I never use but it's aninnerverse. Don't have a discord. :(

>>37395345
My phone is too old to install kik, what about skype or steam? Email if nothing else.

>>37395354
Skype name is aninnerverse too!

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I notice fembots tend to make better online and irl friends than robots. Why is it?

>>37395454
until they ghost you

>>37395454
We're more desperate for attention and affection.

>>37395470
But it's better than guys who.dont have anything interesting to say and keep small forever

Listen fembots, if you're not coming to this board to offer yourselves to the male robots, then find some other place to complain because we were here first, and there's absolutely no way you have it anywhere near as hard as male robots do.

>>37395500
You only think fembots are "interesting" because you want to sleep with them

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>when you stop exfoliating and milia starts forming under your eyes

>>37395518
I mean youre not wrong. Girls are just better company though.

>>37395490
Ahh yeah makes sense

>>37395543
They really aren't, they're just as boring as the male robots, they just happen to have vaginas.

>>37395511
Male robots do have it harder but I am offering. I really want to talk to autists like me.

>>37395599
What are your autistic interests fembot?

>>37395543
As a femanon: We're not, you just get off on talking to girls because you don't do that a lot IRL.
Not saying it's wrong, but you make it sound like girls are magically more interesting by virtue of being girls.

>>37395599

I'll talk to you anon. What kind of stuff are you into?

>>37395588
Well see thats just not my experience

>>37395627
Well its more that im into more feminine things like fashion and songs and decorating and theatre and whatnot so I cant talk about that with my guy friends. Also girls tend to be better at keeping deeper conversations

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>>37395661
I honestly wouldn't have thought any girls from here would be into fashion or decorating or some shit like that.

>>37395614
Conspiracy (deep stuff like dispair code, Mandela Effect), anarcho-capitalism, crypto-currency, anime

>>37390609
I don't hate black people. Some black people have been very friendly to me. I want white children though.

>>37389444
>Fembot Thread
>No sluts or Stacies

??????

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>>37390609
I don't, I just have some weird inherent disgust I feel about black people. Not sure why. It's like finding a spider in my bathroom, I know rationally that they're in and eat other insects and stuff but I just find them really gross.

>>37395688
I haven't heard of the despair code but I just googled it and it seems pretty interesting.
Any recommended readings on it?

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Hi yes I am girl originnal

>>37395776
i'll be your gf (male)
i'm a man

>>37392653
tfw not in boston
feelsbad

>>37395811
HAHAHAHA FAGGOT I GOT THAT FROM A SNAPCHAT IM A MAN HAHAHAH YOU GOT TROLLED SO GOOD

>>37395688
are you >>37395100
? or another femanon?

>>37395884
oh no oh no oh no
now i'm gay forever
oh no oh no
what am i gonna tell my mother??
oh no

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>>37389444
You gotta stop with your gay shit.

When people will learn?

There are no such a thing like "Fembot".

tfw haven't showered in three days and am on my period

any other girls here >legitimately disgusting

>>37389444

No such thing as fembot. Saged stacy

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>>37395934
now you're speaking my language
poorly

>>37395739
It's a pretty obscure concept so I don't think there's much reading available about it though Night Terrors is a channel on YouTube that has a good explanatory video

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Any other fembot filling their lonely days with shoujo anime? What are you watching?

>>37394829

Because they're all stacies. There's no reason for them to be here other than to hunt for a Chad with minimal competition.

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>>37396022
I'm rewatching Utena because it's perfect

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>>37389444

Out out out

Now please.

>>37396129
Is Utena the female equivalent to Madoka or Eva for 'lowest common pretentious anime'.

Mainly for trannies.

Every tranny online I've talked to who didn't know shit about anime but wanted to pretend masturbated over Utena. Am I the only person who's noticed this?

Not saying you're wrong, Utena is pretty great, just something I've noticed.

>>37396290
That and lain.

>>37396290
It's definitely among people's favorite pretentious anime, but nowhere near Eva or Madoka levels imo.

>>37391103
So, Women in a nutshell?

>>37396321
I mean specifically for women/women (male).

Dudes check out other stuff first, Utena is the female babby's first but not for men.

>>37396304
Huh, I did know a bunch of trans that really liked Lain. But not a lot of actual women.

>>37396398
Well because it's girly as fuck and newfags think girly anime are gay so they start with Gundam or Cowboy Bebop because they're manly men liking manime only.

>>37396426
When I hear girls say they LOVE Utena, I've started equivalating them with male normies who talk about how Kill la Kill or Gurren is the best anime ever.

They probably have a Twitter where they talk about how 'big' into anime they are. The Batman of anime for girls.

Is there a name for that? Babby's first deep anime?

>>37396508
I mean, I don't really talk to anyone about anime except on 4chan and I don't feel strongly enough about anything to say I love it, but Utena was pretty gud.
Anyway I think the word you're looking for is babby's first 2deep4u

>>37396539
I guess. I think I'm more looking for a descriptor that says 'shows normies say are good because they haven't seen that much but want to make it look like they have'

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Can this just be an anime thread?

What's everyone's favourite escapist anime?
tfw won't ever live in Green Gables

>>37396568
Just pretentious newfag shit I guess.

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Fembots how would you feel if you found out your boyfriend jerks off to loli hentai?

>>37396607
>boyfriend
But seriously, who cares. Long as he doesn't go out to raep/steal a loli, it's his dick.

>>37396627
You're cool.

Not person you replied to.

>>37396607
Concerned about having children with him.

Literally any other porn I wouldn't mind. I like rape hentai so no judgement, but loli definitely... makes me somewhat concerned.

As long as that wasn't ALL he jerked it to, maybe it would be okay...

>>37396646
T-thanks.
I just figure, well it's porn, right? Doesn't mean you want to diddle kiddies. I've watched loli before. No big deal.

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Which OreImo are you?

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>>37396572
Looks like a comfy anime

>tfw no lana gf

>>37396858
Probably the shy small glasses girl that never had a chance.

>>37396812
>Literally any other porn I wouldn't mind.
Really? Scat, piss, guro, etc are all worse than loli to you?

>>37396928
Not worse, but less need for concern about our future. Scat/piss/guro are gross, but at least I don't have to worry about 'what if he's secretly a full paedophile and I'm going to have a child with him?'

I'm not going to freak out if he watches/reads something loli once or twice a year or something, but if that's all he watches/reads, concerning.

>>37393629
You're really pathetic. You should go back to men of your own race, whitecockslut.

>fembot thread
>no sluts

Wut? A lot of fembots are sluts. Usually they have mental issues that cause them to be hypersexual.

>>37397330
Can you be a hypersexual virgin?

>>37397365
Yes. There are fembots who are constantly horny and masturbate a lot but for some reason are still virgins. Are you one?

>>37397390
Yeah I guess.
I mean I wouldn't say constantly. Occasionally I'm asleep.

>>37397485
Why are you a virgin? Is it because you are a shut-in who can't talk to people?

Oh, and how many times a day do you masturbate on average?