You MUST post in this thread if you have never kissed a member

Romantic... what exactly do you mean?

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>>37390475
Checking in plox.

>>37390494
Someone you were sexually attracted to.

>>37390475
I am 33 years old and never have desu

>>37390475
I meet all your requirements to post here. I never thought we'd be a minority on our own board

>>37390475
I have kissed girls before. Multiple, in fact. I've had 3 gfs and I'm not a virgin.

Have a good thread, guys.

>>37390538
I am honestly baffled as to why you all don't go to wizard chan

I'm a 29 year old khv. I've never even talked to a girl other than the couple roasties I'm forced to interact with at my wagecuck job.

>>37390571
I do. It's too slow for me to spend 12+ hours a day on though

22yr old khhv
I dont understand why im like this
physically and financially im chad tier but I just cant talk to girls outside of business and work, its so hard

huh
asdsadsad

huuuh

I've never even touched a woman that wasn't my mother.

Oregon Trail

KHV here. How are my friends tonight? I'm doing fine.

shieeeet

originaru comentaru

I tell myself it's because I'm keeping my Christian beliefs.

Hahahahaha...haha..ah.

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>>37390475
I only ever kissed women that I paid for sex

>tfw never had a crush or been in love

>>37390475
>khhv reporting in
who else here has both h's?

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Last year I got a kiss on the cheek from an older woman (she was a friend of my moms). That is the closest I've gotten to kissing a girl on the lips.

Kill me 21 kv here and I never thought it would end up like this

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>>37390475
reporting for duty sir.

oregon12

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>ywn live long enough to experience a true romantic relationship
>ywn be in a relationship where the girl is pure and doesnt fuck chad behind your back
>ywn get a waifubot to love and cuddle with
>ywn work yourself to the limit to get fit as she goads you on
Why even live at this point

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>>37390475

The cold never bothered me anyways.

20 year old here

Also never held hands or hugged

>>37390980
Here, Arts Festival is coming up on my liberal campus. I'm planning on getting shit faced and hitting up the club's every night until I get laid.

>>37390475
True robot reporting in here

>>37390475
KHV 19 sr8 male, too shy and awkward and no girl ever really seemed interested in me

>>37390475
Somebidy kill me
I got that feeling

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18 KHV here. It's depressing being at my age because everyone says you still have a chance. I know myself well enough to know I don't.

>>37391421
19s not too bad. You still have time to save yourself.

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>>37390475
I'm anon, I'm 22 years old and I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex in a romantic way

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21 KHV I still have hope

21 KHV
I could get a gf but I can't stand normies and I refuse to settle for a non virgin girl.

>>37390571
>go to wizardchan robot board
>first thread to show up is a tranny thread
there is no safe place

>>37391313
nice, don't go home without losing at least one of those letters, brother

>>37390475
20 years old here, kissless and no prospects

>>37391612
Well, good luck man. It's only going to get harder.

>>37390980
Never heard of the second h. Fill me in.

>>37391713
it goes like this
Kissless
Handholdless (this is the usual "h" in khv)
Hugless (it takes a special kind of loser)
Virgin

>>37391713
Handholdless, which should make it KHHHV, but that's just my opinion.

>>37390475
sadfag here reporting for the robot support group

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>>37390475
KHHV reporting
life still sucks ass

>>37390475
You told me I had to post so here.

>>37391772
>>37391781
glad we've got a consensus on this

I've never even touched a girl let alone kiss one.

I must? Well then.

32

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Hello there, it gets better r-right guys?
>still KHHV

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>>37391772
Then I am a KHHV.
Now I feel kinda shitty

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>tfw never kissed a girl
>never held hands with a girl not even in a romantic way
I'm the most pathetic kind of virgin because I would let my crushes know that I wanted things to work out in a sad pathetic final bid to get them to like me.

I'm diagnosed autistic and I want to die.

>>37392049
Is that I forget his name, but is it Duck Cuckem in the background?

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>>37392095
>tfw Diagnosed Robot syndrome
I feel you friendo. It sucks.
Hold out anon. We'll pull through

>>37391772

Once I was leaving a party with a friend, and this girl my other friend was dating came up and gave us both a departing hug at the same time. So I got half a hug once. It was awkward as both my friend and I would have rather avoided it.

One time I was sitting on a bus and a girl sat next to me and our arms touched for an inordinate amount of time. I'm sure it was as exciting for her as it was for me. So I had arm sex once. I was wearing a jacket at the time though.

>>37391772
I once held a girl's hand in church in the part where everybody grabs eachothers' hands. Does that count?

>>37392264
that's really awesome dude
well at least its more than some people
like me :'(((

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>>37392088
it's a pretty brutal and relentless feel
>>37392338
i'm not the mediator of this but i would say since it was a requirement, it doesn't count, i'm sorry brother

>>37390475
I'll be 34 this year.

Still live at home. Most stable job I've had was working in a bike shop for barely above minimum wage. No degree. Been NEET for 4+ years. Might end up driving trucks, as pathetic as that sounds.

Kv here. Got tricked into holding a girl's hand. She was a toastie roastie though. That's the closest I got to real interaction. Bet you fags are jealous, huh?

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>Molested at a young age
>Technically not a robot because I had sex

I can't even join this dumb club why does life have to be such shit

girls have liked me but I'm not right for having a gf
I had to post in this thread

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It would be a crime if I didn't post here.

30 in two weeks, never kissed, never held hands. I've been hugged twice from non family though.

>>37390475
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex in a romantic way and I'm 24.

>>37390475
d0b.

>>37393837
We'll let you in, unless you have had sex otherwise or have kissed a girl. Otherwise welcome

>>37390475
>You MUST post in this thread if you have never kissed a member of the opposite sex in a romantic way.
>Let's see who the true robots are.

alright
never kissed anyone

Honestly, I'm almost 24 and I have twice but I'm still a virgin and that bothers me. I'm scared of what my life would be like without having this board to crawl back to though. Please give me some advice on how I can make it

>>37390475
I came here because I must.

Kissless, handholdless and, if non-romantic hugs don't count, hugless legate Virginus reporting in.

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>>37394197
>I have twice
Then get the fuck out.

>>37390571
Wizard chan is for a bunch of schizoid-autist supremes. If you even express >tfwnogf you're a "failed normalfag" and shunned. All in all it's way too autistic for my tastes, and I lurk on chans 24/7

I enjoy Kanye West's music.

>>37390475
Fuck you OP, I hate being lonely don't fucking do this.

>>37394304
You're not alone. We're here to keep you company on this slow boat to hell.

>>37390475
I've never even touched a woman in a sensual besides the awkward side hug.
I want love

Is procreating for my species really that fucking much to ask for? What the fuck is life if the entire reason we live is to extend our species and I cant even do that right. What the fuck is the point? Why do I keep living? This is natural selection.

>>37390475
I can't even comprehend how I could possibly get far enough with a girl to hold hands with her, kissing is on a whole nother realm, it's inconceivable. I've gotten 2 hugs before, both from pity

Does kissing your younger cousin because she wants "kissing practice and you're a grown up anon, you should know how to kiss" count?

>>37390475
22 year old KHV reporting in.

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KHHV signing in
>>37394197
normie out

Thanks for reminding me, KHV reporting in.

31 yo male with a lot of emotinal problems

Just enjoying 1 day at a time.

>>37390475
Never done it. You caught me

End me quick. KHV here

>>37390475
I never have but I'm gay, does that count.

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Grils hef cooties

Just looking for an excuse to post right now and here it is!
I'm gay but that just makes any kind of relationship even more unlikely. I'm autistic as fuck

>>37390475
I'm 18 here, don't know where it went wrong but it definitely did

I'm 28 and never kissed a girl

but when I was 22 I found an autistic bipolar fat 28 year old woman on craigslist who agreed to fuck me

i didn't cum, and I got bored

I think I have some emotional / intimacy issue because I'm kind of afraid of "touch"

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>>37390475
yeah fuck my life

>>37390475
Haha

yeah

yup that's uh

yeah that'd be me

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>>37390475
>tfw you've given up on 3D people
>tfw you're not even decent enough of a human being to be monogamous with 2D

>>37390475
I mean, I haven't. But I'm a lesbian so I guess it doesn't count.

Does it count if I kissed a yet unpassable transgirl?

22 KV here.
>tfw I want to hold and kiss my oneitis so bad but I never will

25, just v. A girl pity kissed me when i was 22. I cant even remember the feeling. Since then nothing.

>>37396827
Do you count it? Were you attracted to the transgirl? In my opinion you kissed a dude who even if he mutilated himself and went on hormones would be a man pretending to be something else but that is just me. Are you gay?

>>37397203
>Do you count it?
Not sure but I think it's more of a no
>Were you attracted to the transgirl?
She(he) was initially attracted to me and I was just desperate
>Are you gay?
More like prison gay. I still want a regular girl to love me but a transgirl seems fine too

I was told I had to post in this thread

20 year old KV here.

well if I must
reporting in

>>37396325
>average guys has it as bad as ugly guy
most of you cucks just have low self esteem but could pull off being a normie.

>>37390475
29 years old.
I've had sex 3 times but I've never held hands or kissed a girl on the lips.

Prostitutes

>>37397741
Yeah, seriously.
Just look at male pornstars. Outside of their ridiculous penises, most of them look like just every other average motherfucker out there.

Unless you're Quasimodo, your physical looks aren't nearly as important as you think. They're important, but they're far from everything.

>>37397765
Watch All Kinds of Girls.

The main dude is bald, pale, has back hair, and has a fat gut that he pulls up so old Mexican women can suck his cock.

Man, seriously, fuck this gay oregano life, I just want to live on the woods and be happy with all the deer and wolves and shit.

>>37397765
>Yeah, seriously.
>Just look at male pornstars.

I could probably have sex if the women were being paid to do it.

18 years old, never kissed a girl, I am afraid I never will