Gf thread? Always qt edition

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>>37386647
that gf looks boring

I love to crush dreams, so, as someone who grew up in the rural Bible Belt, the conservative Christian girls were always the ones with multiple kids from several guts by the time they were 18.

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here's the template

burn in hell robot

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reposting an old favourite


die robot

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nonconformist slushie gf

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>>37386789
>mfw
blocks

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Shaolin spear gf

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>>37386860
whoops THIS one is the spear gf

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end your life stupid robot

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I made this one. If this applies to any femanon, please say.

>>37387039
W-wow, this is just like me! Even has my dress sense too. But no guys ever want a clingy gf.

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french virtuoso pianist wolf conservationist gf

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>>37387100
one more Helene Grimaud just for you guys

>>37386647
The person who wrote down what she was saying has never met a girl in his lifetime

>>37387088
Are you really a femanon?

I'll be your bf. I love clingy girls.

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>>37387121
not our problem that you are sorrounded by degenerates buddy

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>>37386647
What kind of sick pervert posts such a low quality image? Frankly I'd be more than a little unnerved if you tried to sit next to me on the bus.

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what do I need to do to find a gf like this?

>>37387131
>She never responded

I knew it was too good to be true.

>>37387203
>w'ant
You deserve to die alone.

>>37387160
>see you at church tomorrow
>let's ride horses
>what did you think of church service
Written like a true virgin
See>>37386733

>>37387203
LMAO, probably a chubby weaboo

>>37387240
>You deserve to die alone
no, but you do!

>>37386647
>oh my anon, I've never done this before!

:(

>>37387298
ok anon tell me
who here is NOT a chubby weeaboo? you're on a website that was made for anime and on a board that is filled with depressed outsiders!

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>>37386647
>it's okay it's still through clothes

Non-subsiding erection here. Hot as fuck.

>>37386938
>you're getting me wet anon... *flower on shirt spurts out water*
absolutely beautiful!

>>37387203
This describes me, very lazy and horny
tfw no bf to finger me instead of masturbating

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tfw hobbyist cultural anthro gf

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>>37387298
>LMAO
fucking normie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37387425
I'd ask you to be my gf but there is no way you live where I live

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>>37387452
L M A O
M
A
O

yor gay

>>37387432
More like sheltered retard gf.

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>>37387088
>Meanwhile at this "fem" anons house

>>37387536
>hurr durr i think i understand socialism because i read animal farm when i was 14

>>37387473
Yeah probably not ;-;
Tfw no irl robot bf, why live?

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>>37387494
>yor gay
oh, you called me gay.
oh my god I'm so insulted!... end it all you fucking normie!!!

>>37387473
Dude just ask you fucking retard

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best thing about this gf is that overtime she will
get more comfortable with you, so when you finally get to fuck its more rewarding

>>37387561
i'm right here, you can move to me if we aren't close, i'll allow that

>>37387561
just because I'm curious, where DO you live?

>>37387558
Yeah, pretty much exactly like that.

>>37387642
You probably live in a different country than me
and I'm a NEET so I wouldn't provide anything of value

>>37387558
>a-anarcho communism is totally a thing
you'll grow up one day, hopefully

>>37387633
nice dubs and if you ever find a girl like that put your fucking seed inside her, don't even think it twice.

>>37387691
>implying i would ever suffer the existence of a wageslave
i'll be waiting

>>37386832
I get that referance

>>37387653
I live in Australia, kek

>>37387691
you know what I'm just gonna say it.
I know the whole thread will turn against me when I say it but whatever
I live in puerto rico

>>37387425
I'll do it if you promise to atleast try to suck on my dick if i put it in your mouth. i guess drooling on it is okay too
Where are you?

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Ba'ath gf is best gf

>>37387744
see >>37387756

original comment original comment original comment

>>37386647
Christian girls are still all whores.

T. Anon that went to private Christian schools his whole life.

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This gf mixed with >>37387203 please thankyou very much

>>37387757
Refer to >>37387744

A-and I would totally suck on your dick, Anon. I actually enjoy giving head. Call me a roastie slut if you will v_v

>>37387806
B R I S B A N E
>I actually enjoy giving head
>has done it before
On second thought. No actually.

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>tfw no mallgoth gf

>>37387692
It IS a thing, and successful societies based on its principles have been established.

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has anyone's mom ever been like this?

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I'm not even sure if girls like this actually exist.

>>37387843
You want to get head but you don't want it from someone who's done it before?

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tfw too autistic to deserve such a bf but let me dream

>>37387845
man I miss the 2000s
they aren't a decade, a year or a period, they are a mindset!

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>>37386647
tfw when you'll never date the short cute fat chick you've always dreamt of.

>>37387895
Yes. It's weird to ask for an inexperienced gf when I'm inexperienced myself?

>>37387869
yes they do. you just don't see them since they tend to stay indoors

>>37387898
>I like chubby girls anon
So close, yet so far.

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>>37387937
Then where or how would I be able to get into contact with girls like that?

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that feel when no normal gf

>>37387203
Why does she look like a wrinkled Paul Dano?

>>37388040
>wanna make music together?
I actually do make music so a gf that makes music would be amazing

>>37386647
Rural girls are whore and more alpha sissy townsmen, they are not innocent

t. farmer

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>>37388074
how does a circle with two simple eyes and a mouth look like Paul Dano?

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My originality is augmented

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I made this like 2 weeks ago. Oblivious mom is a very specific fetish I know.

>>37387857
Yeah sure champ

>>37388074
no anon you got it wrong
those wrinkles are the eyes of a girl who just orgasmed

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>>37387861
>>37388119
These are two very different perspectives of the same half filled cup.

>>37388103
man, I'm pretty fucking sad now

>>37387869
Sounds cute for me

>>37387898
>you can call me 'daddy or 'sir'
Why are you mentally ill?

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I have corrected the grammar mistake and thus completed my very specific fantasies.

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>tfw no hotblooded mecha pilot gf

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that feel when tfw no gf

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>>37387898
This is the me I aspire to be, except I don't hide my powerlevel, I just don't advertise it.

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What I have and what I wish I had.

>>37388250
that got me hard
oh why can't real life be exiting like this?
why must it be so damn boring?

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>tfw not creative enough to make a mspaint gf
>tfw just want a qt like this

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It's the only one I have. Hope I don't get v&

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*sssiiiiiiiippppppppp*
oregano

>>37387536
> text indicates she lacks of blind faith in anarchism, is skeptical, but finds anarchist lit to be inspiring in spite of utopian shit rather than because of it
> text indicates an appetite for actually reading
> text indicates use of critical thinking skills to evaluate the stuff she reads
> but she's the sheltered retard, not me

alright anon

>>37388665
>Has gf

You gotta go...

>>37388890
why is she so fucking ugly

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I'm almost sick of reposting this.

Almost.

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Won't cut contact without warning
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight
>Reminds me of HER

>>37388890
What the fuck is that?

>>37390024
>she

I'm gonna say probably not.

>>37386715
Only a weak male allows a weaker female to talk to him in this way. Slap that bitch pussy

>>37386789
Your gf has a dick anon

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>>37387692
All Communism is Anarchic in the literal sense in that in Communist societies there IS no State.

An Archic=Without Lords.

>>37388281
<<This is Galm 2, roger that>>

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wish she was mine. why does everything have to turn out bad in the end?

>>37387806
Not the guy you were talking too. I'm not NEET and I have money saved up. What if I flew to you. I'd eat your pussy for 20 minutes straight

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music gf please this is all i want in life

>>37388008
time and time again have i explained. you need to start going into peoples houses looking

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I can't wait to punch yhvh in his ugly face

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>>37388945
I think this is the one you meant to post

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I've always had a thing for punk/goth/emo/scene girls

I remember this last thread, some femanon with red hair ( I think ) posted one of these about herself, and it talked about art commissions or something, and I can't remember most of it now but I remember thinking about how it was my ideal girl. If your still around, could you reply to let me know ? I'd love to talk to you.

>>37390085
95% my dream girl.
In fact, I think I'm talking to that girl right now. And she's available.

>>37388200
Oh Pinocchio.

>>37388945

>loli

>14


>>37391475

>loli

>baby

>>37388121
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary_Catalonia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapatista_Army_of_National_Liberation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rojava
read a book before mouthing off about shit you don't know you illiterate mouthbreather

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>want pic related
>realize that women are incapable of being like this

>>37392585
Women (male)s can be

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>>37392585
Don't make me feel this too, please

>>37392585
>implying watching movies and being comfy isnt the best
>when you pretend to get scared during horror movies so he can feel manly

>>37392619
I'm not interested in a dick thanks

>>37387869
Sounds Vulcan

>>37392776
Who said anything about a dick? He's just got a cute boipussi :3c

>>37392803
fuck off faggot, I'm not interested in males of any variety

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>tfw born too early for human animal hybrids

Is there a template for boyfriends?

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third try for (you)s

>>37387088
Noice shitpost I've been on too many meet and fuck websites to believe you.

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reposting


serthsrthrsth

>>37387452
That doesn't really prove he's a normie, anon. Now if he starts using hashtags, DOS the mofo

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>>37392911
Yes, here it is. This is the template. Here is the original template.

>>37387869
haha nice

rbrtbrtb

>>37387806
What's your kik I'm hung

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These memes are the only reason I keep waking up.

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>>37390085
And then you wake up.
>cue the Seinfeld music

i want to make an ideal bf pic but im no good at picture editing

>>37393482
List out the qualities, then, you lazy cunt.

>>37393505
yes sir, but how should i do it? should i try and describe the look i would have given him and then all the stuff people imagine them saying?

>>37386789
this one plz

>>37393564
I'm not even the OP of the thread, why don't you do it however makes you happy? Do you need me to hold your hand through it? List out the qualities that are important to you. If it's not important, don't list it. If it is important, list it.

>yes sir
This was so fucking cute.

>>37393621
W-well, I'll do it like i said then
>large bear type stronk dude
>nice beard, not neckbeard but something actually taken care of
>short hair
>knows how to dress decently
that's not really very important to me though, personality is
as for stuff i'd write him saying, kinda feels silly to write it out like this but here goes
>it's okay anon, i'll protect you from anything
>wanna go shooting with me? i'll help you hold the FAL this time
>i'm proud of you today
>when's your break? im coming to visit you
>i'm gonna watch band of brothers, wanna come rest your head in my lap and watch it with me?
>where's my little pocket mercy at? i dont like this game without you
>do you wanna go for a drive?
>you've been keeping up on that workout routine i helped you set up, right?
>hey kitten, hop up on my lap, i've got a surprise for you
>i dont mind that you're dumb, i'll take care of you and your autism
>Do you need me to hold your hand through it?
Mhm, maybe its cause im tired but i dont feel like i did this very well
>This was so fucking cute.
i like pet names and calling strong boys stuff like that, some get creeped out by daddy though

>>37393997
Why don't you just fuck your real father?

>>37394160
because the daddy thing is more of a trustworthy caretaker sort of thing for me rather than an incest kink

>>37393997
You sound sweet, too bad you're probably a fat girl (male).

>>37394179
im not fat but you're right about the mentally ill girl(male) thing. unfortunately.

>>37393997
>shooting
>driving
grrr sometimes the fact that I live in a fucking nanny state really gets to me. The only things I have any interest in and there's basically no way I can indulge in either of them without going abroad, where I still won't be able to because money and visas and shit

>>37388281
>doesn't like toku
trash tier

>>37386860
I have had GFs like this except they are retardedly liberal

>>37394340
Sentai or Riders. anon?
You can only pick one.

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>>37386647
Reposting from another thread. It would be nice if I met someone optimistic and who pushed me to become a better person.

>>37394284
>>>shooting
>>driving
>grrr sometimes the fact that I live in a fucking nanny state really gets to me. The only things I have any interest in and there's basically no way I can indulge in either of them
Same. And now I'm too old and ugly for a burgerfembot to marry me. Fuck my life.

>>37394452
>too old
as if that's a problem

>>37393997
That's actually not a bad list. You sound pretty cute.

>>37394221
Get off /r9k/ Taylor

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Time to get BTFO'd.

>>37394583
t-thanks anon!
>>37394607
whos that?
>>37394613
that made me giggle, it's so edgy i love it

>>37386715
>dumb cunts on Tinder call themselves "sassy"
>there is actually one loser who'd actually want them

>>37391498
I have heard this.
>lift up fat so you can eat her out
>her hairy pussy stinks like ass
>shitty monogenre music taste
>try hard edgy fashion sense

It's horrible.

>>37394665
It was a trap I knew a while back. You sound very similar to her.

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>>37394806
>You sound very similar to her.
>her

>>37387633
I've dated two girls who havent had a bf before


They were both quite desperate actually

>>37394806
i'm sorry anon, it must be disappointing but im not her
>>37394847
i guess that's right, traps are boys

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>>37394847
I know, it's a force of habit dude.

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Behold, literal perfection given human form, and then drawn in mspaint!

>>37394934
>Critical Dead!
Holy shit, anon, my sides have been ended.

>>37394869
Nah, I'm not disappointed. If I wanted to talk to her I would. Plus she didn't like shooting.

>>37392585
Hey this is my gf

>>37394971
ah, alrighty anon

>>37394992
who bait this is???

I want a gf to beat me, choke me with her thighs, stamp on me, make me her fuck toy, etc.

>>37387898
Oh god same except the daddy thing sign me the heck up ;^;

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I am way too waste to do a proper pic edit atm, but I'd like a gf (or bf) with related word bits
>That BPM is too fast, anon! Use something a little easier
>The sun's going to rise soon, do you want to cuddle me and try to sleep before the birds start?
>Hey anon, it's daylight's savings soon! You want to sleep in for an extra hour and cuddle me before we head to the music store?
>My guitar strings are sounding pretty dull, do you have a pair I could ummmm, "borrow"? I'll pay you back with kisses and cuddles~
>Heyyyy, I found a download for a sample pack with awesome sounding kicks and snares! Do you want me to send it to you?
>Hello~~~, -film- came out with subtitles a few weeks ago, would you like to watch it together?
>It feels weird having you hold my hand so tightly, but very warm and sweet too, could you do it more?
>I'm worried that today's going to be a bad day, anon. Could you hug me for 5 or 10 minutes before I have to go? Please?

>>37395013
She actually is, she has blond hair though

>>37395063
thas rly cool dude :')))

>>37395077
Thanks!

Im ugly af too, and she's a 9/10

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Hey, don't be that way

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>>37386647
Bf meme ;^;

Posting from an iPad unfortunately can't photo edit but here it goes I guess...this is the best one

Moody smart hermit bf
>dark hair
>blue eyes
>mid-late 20's
>long hair
>smokes weed, no hard drugs
>can make each other laugh often
>will make art with me, likes to draw
>best sex, call him daddy
>can lay in our comfy bed all day watching nostalgic movies, being on our laptops and doing above activities
>"I'll cook dinner if you do laundry"
>love each other equally, won't cheat
>doesn't mind when I'm being clingy
>"you're the only one who really knows me"
>wants to have a couple kids one day, is a good dad
>lets me take care of him like a good wife
>is moody gets sad about the rest of the world too
>a little kinky
>teases me
>loves food
>no morning without good coffee

Would hermit with you in our bubble forever <3

>>37395465
Hey anon, if you don't mind my asking, which state or region do you live in? I am probably being extremely ideal, but I fit all except 2 of those things

>>37395465
>>best sex, call him daddy
>>wants to have a couple kids one day, is a good dad
...

>>37395399
Oh hey, it's me to a T, including the intimidating but actual angel and very tall, that's pretty co- Oh, with his life together?

Nevermind.

>>37395515
Haha, I live on the west coast in the states (unfortunately)

>>37395515
...

>>37395597
That is a shame... I'm a good 1k miles from the west coast's edge.Good luck with finding someone near you, cute anon

>>37395664
Cheers, best of luck to you too, anon :)

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>>37388945
>anon don't kiss me in public you'll get arrested
Do you actually fantasize about this?
Top fucking kek

>>37386647
THROUGH CLOTHES IS STILL A SIN BITCH

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I want this for a gf.
damniit i'm strange.

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I'm in trade school and

Maybe someone wants this gf.

>>37392585
>I don't need to talk constantly when I'm with you. Let's just be together
I can't have 'online relationship' for this reason, I can't talk constantly with someone. I just want to be with them quietly IRL.
>even the same scar thing

tfw no understanding bf

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>>37395465
No blue eyes.
Don't smoke weed.
not good enough yet again.

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some fresh OC straight off pinta

>>37386715
Anyone who actually thinks this is funny I want to punch in the throat

>>37395958
do the world a favor and neck urself u fucking cunt

>>37387869
oh hey i know someone like that online and she has a crush on me. too bad she only comes online for a few hours every 2 days or so

>>37395875
Would an online relationship not be ideal then? Doesn't require as much attention as a relationship IRL and it is really up to you to decide when you talk at all. Just curious about your opinion.

>>37396052
For an online relationship, your option for getting closer seem to just be talking. Whereas IRL, you get to be in each other presence in silence and get closer. Like, you can choose either physical location or conversation to get closer, but only one.

Hello

Long-distance relationships are poison

Pls dont try

>>37395399
AUCKLAND
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>>37396165
Fair enough. Also I suppose the ability to be physically intimate plays a huge roll in a relationship as well.

>>37390669
Oh wow, I look completely different but that's essentially everything I love doing/reading.

>tfw no art and The Microphones loving bf

>>37396394
that's just common sense
how can it be a relationship if they arent together?

>>37392231
Beaners and sand people

SAND BEANS!!!!!

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>>37395875
>>37396165
>>37396394

Yeah...maybe that's really the truth that has been too hard to admit to myself. I suppose wishful thinking and fantasies can often be just that. I still hope not, anons. Despite how bleak things seem to get, a little more each day, it can't be hopeless.

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reposting the one who could fill the void

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>>37395399
PLEASE I WANT THIS HOW DO I GET BF LIKE THIS

These may just be the most pathetic, virginal threads on /r9k/ and that is really, truly saying something.

>white/Japanese mix
>shoulder length brown hair
>hazel eyes
>5'8"-6'0"
>long bony fingers with very large nailbeds and long nails
>small tits
>round, toned ass
>long legs
>size 10 feet with very long toes
>second toe longer than other toes
>large nailbeds on toes
>finds her own feet and hands sexy
>very kinky and dominant
>assertive and kind of bossy
>has a motherly sense of nurturing (i.e. making sure I am doing good in school, asking about my health, etc.)
>huge weeb to the point that it is slightly cringe
>enjoys vidya and MTG
>very clingy

I might be missing some stuff, but that covers most of it I think. Kind of kills me that this person may or may not exist, but either way I will never be with them.

>>37387039
>tfw girls like this dont actually exist
>why even continue living

>>37387845
it's never coming back, is it lads ;.;

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Dated a couple jap girls.

Current nip gf approved of this one.

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>>37388119
>tfw my Mom is just like this, with cowtits but no wide child-bearing hips

Not another man in the house and we're best friends. She's basically my practice gf at this point

>>37397792
are you interested in a new father (whos likely younger than you?)

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Its probably been done.

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>>37397814
Nah. She's already in an LDR with a man who looks like me, shares my name, and won't fucking work.

I'm getting cucked by a 50 year old robot.

I did save the masturbation vid she made for him though