fate

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sure, tell me mine pls

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Will I keep the weight off this time?

Pic for your trouble.

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>>37389342
Why are you feeling sad OP? Can you see your own future?

I'd like to know the future of my love life. I might be hanging out with her tomorrow, but she can occasionally bail.

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>>37389387
you will be hurt
but like seriously hurt
skinned alive hurt
but after that you will be really loved
in a way thats not full of pride
but its still love?

>>37389389
YES YOU WILL
OR MAYBE IM SAYING THIS BECAUSE IF I SAID THAT I SAW THAT YOU WONT YOU WILL FUCK YOURSELF UP AND THATS KINDA BAD? WHO KNOWS LMAO LMAO LMAO
round things are cute

stupid stupid capcha i hate it i hate it

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>>37389342
>fate
Amazing taste. I'm in Paris spending time with Saber right now before I take my life.

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>>37389342
Hmmm, I'll humor you silly. Do me.

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Is this worth it?
Am I going to have a semi-decent life?
Or am I going to continue to spiral into alcoholism and mediocrity like my father?

>>37389342
Ok, I'll bite. What do the stars hold for my love life, oracle?

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>>37389606
you are blind
you will find someone but he (he? sorry) will hate you
YOU ARE BLIND

sorry i dont know what it means sorry

>>37389572
saber its uggggh so meh
like really, she is so boring
honestly anonon are you really trying?
any other is better
SHAME ON YOU

>>37389451
I DONT KNOW I JUST FEEL SO SAD
I THINK ITS DEPRESSION?
NO WAY
LMAO LMAO
anyways, no,i cant see my own future
or better said, that would be like giving myself to hell
the prescience hell
oh oh oh you know what i mean?
no

your love future will go outright and i see a 8/10 chances of marriage
i also see she has someone else in mind
but my sadness might be ruining every future i see, sorry anon

>>37389779
Are you a chuuni?

Fuck it I've got nothing going on. Tell me op what do the stars tell you of my fate?

Hey again fate-anon.

What's my future look like?

>>37389779
>saber its uggggh so meh
You mongrel, surely there must be limits to which one may sink.

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>>37389342
Fate me up, brother.

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I could use some fate

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>>37389718
yeah its super worth it anon
yeah you will be so semi thats great
no you will not be like your father anon
you will
GO
THROUGH.

>>37389777
>777
well apparently the stars love you
yes
i do getreading too lmao
no but really you are loved
if the stars where a girl with blue hair and a big forehead and thick eyebrows wearing a cape and nothing else in a quest to do something crazy
you would be the normal guy she falls in love with and kisses before dying and leaving you with emotional scars that make you willingly single forever

>>37389834
OHOHOHO
I
i
no?

>>37389879
hello anon-anon
your future looks like a black hole
DID YOU KNOW
that stuff in blackholes turn into spaghetti?
i read that
also did you know that black holes are invisible? they are only seen as shapes from the stars or something like that? they are also incredibly dense.
You decipher that anon. Love ya.

>>37389996
Hey you skipped me! Is that some convlouted way of saying that the universe dosn't give a fuck about me?

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>>37389870
no how could i ever forget about you anon
you are the best
the universe loves you anon
as do i
as does everyone secretly
ok but that bs aside sorry there is someone for you
i call her the Bean Girl
no she is not mexican
but her head has a bean shape
she has dark wavy hair
she is nice
i think she would hate me tho

>>37389934
ILL FATE YOU UP SO HARD BRUDDAH
sistah
ANYWAYS
OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS COMING TO YOU
a tall girl
perfect
no really she is perfect
probably english
or teaches english, dunno
GO FOR HER AND LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS WITH 4 KIDS

>>37389968
god has abandoned you
joking god never abandons anyone?
i think
im not seeing your future thought, try again? sorry sorry hit me

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The only thing that reignites my human desires/emotions are seeing 2D girls happy and loving life in anime or drawings.

Makes me super bitter for them being happy for said life too.

Tell me my future, I am asking in an original way

>>37390171
Thank you anon I'll devote the rest of my life to finding this "Bean girl" and making her my wife. It might not be easy but it is my destiny.

no bats please

Tell me something, anything.

>>37389342
Will she say yes?
Will I finally stop hating myself?
Will I lose the weight I want?
Will I ever be loved by someone who isn't related to me?
Will I turn out like my mom or my dad?

>>37389996
>>37389879
That's funny, I just ate spaghetti.
This may not be original

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Amor fati.

And have a nice day tomorrow.

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Have I truly lost my way?

>>37389342
Do Me
Op
Let's see what is planned

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What the heck why not

>>37389996
777 guy here. This is actually a really great response, thank you. Weirdly enough, I dated a girl for a brief time who sort of fits your description. The vision of her nude with a cape suits her weirdly accurally. She was struggling with mental illness, and one day I just stopped hearing from her. I hope she's alright.

>no but really you are loved

God damn it, this gets to me. I feel alone sometimes, I feel depressed. I don't feel love from everyone, but I feel it from the people who matter. That should mean something to me.

Praise, oracle

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>>37390171
Trying again for fate

>>37389342
will i feel that emotion again and will it last for the rest of my life?
you know exactly the one i'm talking about

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>>37390189
oh ill try to reignite your human desires with a pic then anonon
wait but
dont be bitter towards non existant beings what the heck dang anon

>>37390235
you will marry a biker girl
and live in a small town
but if you dont like that
you will be rich
so its nice?
rich and lonely.

>>37390256
IT WAS JUST ONE TIME
OK
your girl is a dog
hohoho im not joking
she is really cheeky
and
wears red

>>37390268
okay
let me think
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
there was a nurse a long time ago
and the black plague was roaming the land
she decided to make her life a register of her times
but the black plague got her hand

>>37390312
YES
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THEMSELVES WHY WHY WHY WHY CANT YOU CHANGE I DONT GET IT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSFDJFNSKN yes.
i DUNNO ANON IM NOT A
hmmm, tough one
it depends.
Mom. Well thats what i saw?

>>37390171
>ILL FATE YOU UP SO HARD BRUDDAH

Weirdly accurate to situation.

OP has the sight.

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death coming soon from anus??

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hi fateanon!
can you tell me about my future and my future qt?

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Can you tell me my future anon?

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DARKFATEANON HERE
its the same fateanon except more sad
i have to eat?
so ill be back
eeeeh ill try to bump the thread to give you fateanswers to your fatequestions

sorry for the slownessI WARNED YOU ALL

suck tits
live free
HATE.

>>37389342
ok fate-sama tell me about mine

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Welcome back Fate-anon. Or whatever we called you before. I forget. Anyway, do me up please. What's the final piece to the puzzle of getting a girlfriend and then marrying and having kids. Will I finally get and ending I can be happy with?

please tell my future.

also I'm sorry you're sad. I don't really think i can do anything for you but I do hope things get better for you

>>37389342
Should I ask her out despite having to go far away for a while?

>>37389342
im curious, but not convinced

>>37389342
Go ahead. Not expecting much anyway...

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tell me plss

totally original comment

You rekt me last time, so I'm hoping for something more positive this time around!

Please tell me about my future love.

Will I make it through the army?

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I dunno if this is too many questions, but...
Will love find me if I stay on my path? Or should I seek it out myself? Should I even be looking for love at this point in the journey? Am I thinking about this all wrong? Should I just appreciate all the lovers and friends I meet and part ways with along the way instead of looking for something lasting?

Will my bloodlust be sated in a cool and creative way? Will I ever turn my headspace around and use it to my advantage/the advantage of others?

I want to be able to look back 10 years from now and not know who that person was, in a good way. I want to be less angry, I want to get it all together into a cohesive picture that clicks. I want to stop this. If you say anything different you can go fuck yourself.

don't push me, I'm close to the edge (suicide)

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>>37389342
Will I ever get to date you fate chan? I want to make you happy!

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Give it to me straight doc. How bad is it?

>>37391279
You won't, because I'm going to date fate-chan!

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>>37389342
Hello once again fate-anon. Tell me how my future will go please. I honestly feel like my life is cursed right now due to all the problems and bad shit I have.

>>37389342
>hey! I'm gonna do this thing
>but! Here are some excuses as to why it will suck
>you would have been better off if I would have just shut the fuck up
Roastie/faggot detected

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I ATE SO MUCH
who cares, im happier now

ill fate you all soon

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>>37389342
How will it end?
Will I get what I want?

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>>37391315
But I'm going to take her to a candle lit dinner and make the mood very romantic before I tell her I love her! You can't stop me!

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I'm curious about love

>>37389342
Read me my fortune desu

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>>37390335
amor fati indeed
no matter how hard or bad it is
this is gods love
i have faith in that

aaaaaaaaaaaah
anyways there is a fate for you
GODDAMN IT ITS SO CLOSE
something about a potato?
ah no wait there i see it
i see a sad girl, but its not me
she is lonely
she is waiting
i dont think its gonna work, but she is in there anyways
she walks around a lot and does gym

>>37390337
only if you betrayed
only betrayers lose their way, and some of them dont really
so
think if its the correct path
then act
AM I ADVICEANON NOW
i think there is one?

>>37390339
alright ill do you
hehehe do
grab my tit
ok no
ldflwanlkfnlwk
oh right you are about to die
to avoid that, have a black friend
if you are racists or you have no black friend available, avoid that just by reading this
still its close anon
i would be HUBRIS if i were you

>>37390356
i agree on not taking things seriously because that sucks even when we cant because aahfhvh humanity oh but size has nothignt odo with it isnt? disnt? ainit?

also your wife is so short lmao

>>37390396
im glad it served you anon
i think
it does

>>37390445
either you are a pedo
or your wife is around 10 years old at the moment
and she has brown hair and its skinny

>>37390454
YES BUT NO
YES BUT NO

>her

oregano origami

>>37391545
You'll be rejected if you bother with such trifling matters! There's definitely no one better suited for her than me! How could a candlelit dinner compare to stargazing together, the very observation of fate that humanity has most treasured for millennia? As we cuddle up under a warm blanket, our hands will meet and there will be no doubts about love! A confession won't even be necessary, we'll feel so together, without others anywhere near!

>>37391693
So I was >>37390356
And I have absolutely no idea what that meant. Obviously except the wife part

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Will the rest of my life be as miserable as it is now? I expect it to be. Future reading pls.
Just tell me what you see.

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>>37390514
no, it will be dissapointing
also its not as big as you believe
but im
like im not sure what im talking about
a worm?

>>37390566
>>37390566
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello
hello
sure thing anoion the unspoken
i need honey
your honey its very strange and walks barefoot
your honey its happy
you will meet her
in
work? or in an accident im not sure
also there is something red
red as in danger and horror and eeriness

>>37390584
Yes!

>>37390639
carry on you wayward son
??????????????
lay your weary head to rest
dont you cry no more

>>37390646
thankou anoun. I dont know, i think fateanon or fortuneanon or seeranon or futureanon or prescienceanon or oracleanon or adivinationanon or gipsyanon or youskippedmeanon.

oh you need the puzzle piece
thats clever nameanon
improving yourself makes for better fates than just asking for fate
but i cannot tell you that without truly knowing you so whatever
lets just go with a prediction

girl
sexy
no really whoa
lives in...
egypt?
what the actual fuck sorry forgive me

Will I ever find a girl who likes me back?

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let's hear it
will I ever find a girl who's willing to indulge my fetishes

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>>37391914
Sounds pretty good. Self improvement is well under way, the money has begun but hopefully not too late. I never would've figured Egypt, but I like the cut of your jib. Hopefully impending wizardhood will not stop me.

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>>37391914
nah m8 had some blood on the tp
anyways yeah, sounds about right

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>>37390656
your feelings are appreciated and warm my heart anon
i cant
make it sound believable, but it is.
ajsnfsudnfn
your future is pretty average but
in 20 years, if you have a family, they will be targeted by someone.
please remember this.
im not joking.

>>37390701
>>37390701
depends for how long you go far away
more than one year, NO.
if not, YES.

>>37390783
as you should
be anon because
i have nothing
at all to
tell you sorry.
its 3?

>>37390996
your future wife swims a lot
she has fat thighs
eeeeeeeemclasncslj
i see almost nothing else sorry

>>37391065
I SHALL BOOKREAD YOU
BECAUSE IM A LAZY FUCK
THATS ALWAYS THE REASON

the more you think about it, the more complicated it will be. and you dont know if this was made on purpose like that or not. what if you are wrong? what if because you sit and think that much, you end up closing yourself, you end up frozen or dead? you have to get to where that person is. the person in black.

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>>37391635
getting skipped feels good mang ;)

>>37392277
Fate anon hasn't even gotten to those posts yet, you fucking retard. I hope she skips you for being a cunt.

>>37392224
>you end up frozen or dead

Rule #1: Nobody get's off this planet alive.

>>37389342

>fate

hidden in plain sight

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>>37391093
okay ill be super duper sluper fuper gentle now anon
does it hurt
will it hurt when she CRUSHES YOUR HEA-ah no wait.
long hair, also tall, talented, mink, hair color unknown but has light hair anyways, has friends, probably will love you but never realize, some pain, but also a lot of happiness. is she an heroine? ohoho.

>>37391105
yup, up and down.

>>37391144
no, love will not come to you in your path, but death might
i guess seek it out yourself?
lmao probably not, i dont think anyone should be lookin for love? but maybe thats just me.
aaaghh
no dont worry i think you are doing great anyways
as for the last one anonon
HOW CAN I
KNOW
people live their lives as they wish
its so scary
i want to die
but to desire such a thing i must be alive first
so, just live and discover yourself?

>>37391204
1. Oh yea, it will be creative.
2. DATA NOT FOUND
3. Yes. That will happen. You will look back and you will think about you with
solitude
or that thing one has for younger siblings who are struggling? idk the word
also about rage
rage must burn things
thats something i believe

>>37391248
OKAY
OKAY
well i just see a girl
and she is called
kaira?
kaiza?
idfk, she is probably indian
also she is screaming rn

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tell me pls onii-chan

give it to me straight, fateanon

this sounds shilly, but you seem like a really nice person btw teebeehach

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>>37392304
I hope my boot gets stuck in your ass so you won't forget when i shove it up there. xDDDDDD

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Are you still going op? Gimme mine pls.

>>37392304
Also, you didn't check my double dubs, you cunt.

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I'll take one fortune telling please

>>37392376
>1. Oh yea, it will be creative.
Oh man I meant something like getting a punching bag or taking up a sport. I hope that's what you mean.

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>>37392376
Good to see you again fate anon, I hope you've been having better days. My love life has been dry AF, so when am i gonna meet my next lover? what does she look like? pls respond

>>37389342
Tell me please.

Will I become filled, connected, and defined?

Don't mind me, just a humble bumper to keep the thread going, I've already posted before so don't read me one

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>>37391279
YES
IN THE FUTURE
WE WILL BE dating and you will be increasingly nervous because i have no expression
totally absolutely surely

>>37391302
not as bad as you believe
she jewish tho

also
she likes cinema
or something like that, im not getting that part sorry

>>37391352
helololo anon
noroi-anon
you might be cursed
even more if you believe so
in order to get rid of the curse you have to either
1. curse yourself with a better curse (two curses cant be on the same person at the same time)
2. stop believing in the curse (amazing)
3. BELIEVE IN THE LIGHT, YOU ARE THE FUCKING SUN.
4. wait some years or months depending on the curse intensity?
5. in your future i also see love but since now i also think you are cursed she is bloated and her mouth is sewn shut
anyways she is cute so go for it!
eeh camping?

>>37391379
thats so mean
im crying

im not actually crying

>>37391491
i need honey

>>37391503
good one! it does not end in an explosion
but more like in a rupture
you will decide that by yourself
but thats all i get, sorry
i could make up stuff if you want like: car crash oh my.
yes you obtain what you want
by losing yourself piece by piece
you earn something new each time.

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I'll take one of those fortune cookies you're giving away!
Love life and general life?

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>>37389342

tell me anything

HEIL STRASSER

>>37391914
a Kansas song? Ok can you be a bit specific-
hows my love future?

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>>37389342
This seems pretty cool and original

TELL ME IF THIS GIRL I LIKE IS THE ONE. IS SHE THE FUCKING ONE? WILL IT WORK OUT YOU FUCKING TELL ME NOW!!!

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>>37391614
the person who loves you the most in the future posts in 4chan nowadays
THATS ALL FOLKS

>>37391635
i want you to feel good so ill skip you anon

>>37391699
>99
Mary.

>>37391706
Whoa anon how romantic

>>37391899
Mary too? Wtf.
ANyways no it totally gets better. Someone will hold your heart and you will hold he r.
Im only seeing that. Its soothing. Like the sound of cold water rushing in a full moon night.

>>37391938
ONLY IF YOU DEADLIFT BROH
BRODAH
MAN
MEN
OHO sorry i dont know what was that
she has a 6/10 face and glasses
she is getting desperate.
there are many other options for you though

>>37392835

can you tell my fortune?

>>37392835
>Whoa anon how romantic
Reading this in a completely deadpan tone really warms my heart. I hope that you'll find ways to overcome your depression and feel better.

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>>37389342
Rant away, oraclebot. What's in store for me?

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>>37391970
i think i just saw the face of god in that comic
oh
eh
yeah but it will take time to get her used to it
time and patience
PATH SINCE

>>37392277
ill skip you one more time because i love you anon

>>37392332
ISNT IT
ISNT IT ANON
if you want a read ag ag
your future wife is a soldier
she has blunt bangs and black hair
she is older than your or
im confused
well whatever
you also have chances with this blonde incest girl or with a younger one

>>37392384
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAoh i see
she lives on the top of a mountain
she is half dead
she is blonde and still a kid
she has glasses
beware of friends

>>37392445
do i ? i do my fucking duansfin abest
it hurts so much
anyways
FATE
STRAIGHT
GIRL
SMUG
IMPORTANT SCHOOL
I DONT SEE ANYTHING ELSE
ALSO YOUR CHANCES ON THAT ARE 2/10
BUT SHE WOULD CRUSH YOU IN A GOOD WAY
your dick

Could I transition and could I be passable? Or it will be just a big failure?

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>>37392835
>the person who loves you the most in the future posts in 4chan nowadays

t-that wouldn't happen to be you, fate-anon?

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>>37389342
Will be able to find a yandere gf and overall fate reading i guess

Tell me something about my future please fate anon.


Pleaseeee

>>37393051
>your future wife is a soldier

oh no

so that's what they were after

I guess I'm at the crossroads then...

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Will I ever find the motivation to do all the things Ive wanted to do or will I forever be a lazy NEET

Please tell me OP, I really need this?

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>>37392450
NOW YES
OHOHO
your girl is so dumb like lmao
her hair is neck short
she has problem saying words actually
but she is cute

meet her
in
uhmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>37392451
I AM BUT MAYBE ILL STOP FOR AHEOLE CAUSE IM SO TIRED
FATEDOING IS TIRING
TIRESOME
TIRED
anyways
you get someone who is at least 5 years younger than thou
she will accompany you
sea related
a tomboy?

>>37392499
of course
do you know how do they call the fate in france?
a destiny with cheese.
hit me as hard as you can in my sorry face
in your future i see
you moving
i see
a teacher you will love
i see
a big red boom

>>37392575
oh lala anonon
same same same!
oh laalalala
in 4 months you meet a new lover
also dont let that distract you, keep an eye open IM NOT PERFECT
she looks uummm
slim, sorta pretty face, bad vision?
no actually ignore that i dont know

>>37392597
FILLED TO THE TOP OF YOUR HEART
CONNECTED UNTIL THE WORLD GOES MAD
DEFINED BY WHAT YOU CANT BE
besides that you will be very lucky next week

Okay, I hear you have the sight.
What's my fate? What is my future with him, gifted oracle?

>>37392713
Still waiting OP. Anything?

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FATEANON here i need a small pause sorry sorry
ill be back

sorry

lya, st, yktr, etc

>>37393219
Get some sleep, Fate-chan! Hopefully you'll feel at least a little bit better in the morning.

Thank you for all your readings today, and for responding to me.
I'm not joking about it.

Hey anon, tell me my fate. But first, in order to prove yourself as a true oracle, tell me which century the oral story I'm working on is set in.

Tell me about my future wife and future children please


Thank you for all, fateanon

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>>37393051
WTF WHAT DO U MEAN HALF DEAD

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>>37393219
Thanks for the read fate anon. I hope I find a waifu as good as you one day :3

>>37389342
Will i ever find a nice girl? One that isn't involved in dangerous stuff?

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>>37389342
Fate my shit up please, will i be lonely forever? will i ever accomplish anything?

>>37393219
I see, thank you Fate-chan. I'll see where my luck takes me next week and report back, maybe.

Defined by what I can't be, that's something to think about

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>>37392670
love life
i see someone bald
so either you turn bald or your love has baldness because of sickness i dunno
sorry about that
bald guys can be hot though
normal life
i see a good life in the north east
a normal life in the north west
a excentric life in the south east
a marvelous adventure in the south east

>>37392680
OKAY
the first dragon ever was the one from beowulf
he spat fire and hoarded treasures
but he wasnt beowufl son?
the movie kinda added that
but i think it was a nice twist
why didnt people like it
it was nice
TO ME

>>37392713
hello anon
sorry to make you wait
your girl is a fighter
i dont know why but she is
she might be bi bye jack ohoho
she will come to you so dont worry that much
punch her
i think she is a masochist?

>>37392804
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE
DONT ASK ME
THOSE QUESTIONS
UNLESS YOU WANT ME
TO RUIN IT?

>>37392926
yeah!

>>37392936
i wasnt being totally deadpan tho but
T H A N K S A N O N O N
oh it was good

>>37392995
someone who is 23 or 25 years old
and likes western movies
even when it is a girl
wait am i
proyctifafrsjnn
no no way
oh also she is really incredibly fucking cool
actually this is too nice im having doubts
but great!
blue eyes, black hair
normal body
was very confident
or is

>>37392666
>not as bad as you believe she jewish tho
>jewish

Those satan trips must be (((pure coincidence))).

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>>37393064
i dunno, show me a pic of you and maybe i can try guessing?

>>37393070
a-a-anon daisuki
no i think that person is taller than me

>>37393086
actually yes you have a 20 percent chances of one if you act not interested also it doesnt end badly so its super nice yeah yeah rock and roll rock me asmodeus rock harder and harder and harder and rock until everything falls apart meet her in a hospital or somewhere with a rock festival and she is so shy she looks so weird shy black hair maybe a hoodie i dont know is nota perfect yandere but still pretty yandere never outright love her that ruin thigns that is lvoe a is acur a airnshe she is a curse.

>>37393099
well
since you are the third
you will have a pretty amazing son

>>37393131
not all of them anon lets not be insane here lmao
but surely you will do SOMETHING
thats a nice pic thanka

>>37393159
your love will laugh with you before the morning comes

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>>37393853
>i wasnt being totally deadpan tho

I really wish that we could.
Unfortunately, through many threads, I haven't really gotten any closer to you at all, so it is just a dream.

>>37389342
Hi again
What fates have you got? I want one about going on a journey to a distant land because of videogames and anime, but if that's not the one you have then that's cool.
You're the boss of this gym.
Also goodnight sweet dreams.

>>37393853
RUIN IT. TELL ME IF IM AUPPOSED TO LOVE THIS ONE. PLEASE I NEED IT

Help a negro out

>>37394025
Fate-chan will definitely crush your dreams.

But it's part of her charm, after all.

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why not I'm bored

>>37393159
>>37393953
OP will you please let me know more?

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>>37393228
you will both be prosperous until death
death will turn to tragedy to whoever is left on you
your household

>>37393272
i think i really should?
no no no no thank you
having people interested in this makes me happy
i try to make good threads
sometimes
sometimes not

>>37393281
I WOULD BE RICH
I WOULD GUESS LOTTERY NUMBERS
I WOULD BE A STAGE MAGICIAN
A SEXY ONE
LIKE THAT ONE BATMAN BITCH

>>37393289
fluffy
mid lenght hair, mostly dark
some unrealistic expectations
5/10 in bed
NICE TITS tho
eeeeeehm

2 children
but i cant say much on them honestly

if there is a third one, you will be happy.

>>37393337
are you trying to make me blush

>>37393385
there is one for you
she is a librarian or either reads a lot
she has few friends because she annoys people
but you will love her
i dont know much more but assume she wears some ugly glasses
tell her to stop

>>37393386
no you wont
but you will divorce most likely
what is something anon
what do you want to accomplish
surely you will, right?
i guess, but im confused anon very very very confused anon
oh you

LEWDMIRAI
i need to stop myself now

>>37394171
I'll be looking forward to the next thread, too!
Talking to you makes my day.
But really, take care of yourself, and get some sleep. You're too precious to be lost to depression and insomnia.

>>37394171
>she is a librarian or either reads a lot
That's what i've always wanted since i love to read too
Thanks a lot fate-chan, i was rejected recently and just got over it , so reading this gives me hope for the future of my love life

>>37393953
>lvoe a is acur a airnshe
are you okay fate chan? im new to these threads do i just pull up a mirror to this part

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>>37393962
oh oh please anon dont wish me
im like a mountain
ill be always alone
im ok with that
ALSO IM PARANOID
LIKE A PARANOID MOUNTAIN
BUT NOT FAT

>>37393971
oh well selecting your fate its a smart move
let me check my fate catalog anon
give me some seconds
hmmm hmmm
here is one you could like
"after everything failed, anon decided to just travel to somewhere far away and start anew. He met new people, experienced things he never experienced, eventually even fell in love and settled up when he was too tired to go on. From time to time, at night, anon thinks about the past and smiles before falling asleep. He knows something the others dont."
there

>>37394025
okay yeah love her
but prepare to suffer

ALSO
DONT
CLING

>>37394061
so you are fat jewish and black
thats such a strange combination
ok
your future love is a waitress now
but in like a secret club
...
i think she is a cannibal
lets forget about this, sorry

>>37394089
God loves you.
No really
God as a girl. A girl with long hair and a ribbon. She loves you. And she is god. Im
i think im failing rn sorry

>>37394111
sorry i meant she will die
but i saved you from that!
or not
anyways she has blonde ash hair
and is probably called raquel?
or something with an r
thats all
or has a weird name

>>37389342
What awaits for me when she finally arrives?

>>37394410
Fateanon gets brainfarts sometimes
Fateanon has trouble thingken

>>37394171
Not anyone who you read for in this post (one from before) but c'mon fateanon, you need to take care of yourself. Tuck yourself in and get some sleep. Hope you feel better tomorrow

>>37394424
>im like a mountain
>ill be always alone
I know that you've resigned yourself to that, and I know that you're paranoid. I really admire you for your strength as a person, though, and your dedication to and effort in these threads. I can't say I know you personally well enough to have deeper feelings and I can't change the fact, so I'll leave it at that.

>>37389342
Tell me my fate good sir

>>37394424
>cannibal
I um... appreciate the guidance fate-chan

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>>37389342
Will I ever make it out of here
Will I ever flourish and be successful at my chosen career
its taking so long and Im not sure if Im taking the right paths or even where the final destination is, but I know that all I want is to make a simple living doing this

i need fate

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Hit me fate man/woman, tell me of love and finances.

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>>37394456
a growing distance that can be healed
cold
beach

>>37394506
i think ill fate these last ones and i shall im too sleepy and in my pajama anyways

>>37394483
drooling

>>37394570
i
thank you anon
i hate being too repetitive but thanks
i was down lately?
i think doing threads lifts me up

>>37394620
of coursh
you will marry and have a blonde daughter
she will be popular
you will be a fairly normal man
i
think
i also see killings but thats probably because im sleepy

also do you wear glasses?
if so then it applies

if not, no, forget that

>>37394663
I WILL ANSWER YES
WHY WOULD I ANSWER NOT
YOU WILL
the first part i mean
i dont know about the career but i see a 60 percent chances of yeah
or normally so
its nice? nice nice nice nice?

agh i totally get that feeling
i mean
no because im studying fucking law and i hate it and i have no future lmao but i think im gonna be there in some years and its so scary
so besides any fate i offer you all my good energies
gergies
DONT GIVE UP
unless you have to
but even then dont.

>>37394923
dont we all
your fate is like orange slices
i eat them when i wake up
oh
eat healthy
sorry im rambling because i see nothing
ah wait here it is
its Persephone
she has 3 eyes, and they are all white.

...

There. I feel like im dreaming rn who drugged me what th fuck is up with that fate seriously anon. I think you are a demon? or have one? so cool

i feel like i just tried to poke something i shouldnt lmao time to die

blegh i died

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FATEANON HERE
I THINK
IM OFF
TO SLEEP
BUT MAYBE ILL WAKE UP AND ANSWER SINCE I USUALLY SLEEP LATER
BUT IM SO SLEEPY
SORRY
I SUCK
I KNOW IT
slap me

also in case i dont wake up or i do fall asleep i wish you the best fates to everyone and sorry if i ever skipped you, suck tits, love you all, this weird feeling of being asleep is not going what is happening to mee its so strange
wait i think i started getting anxious and depressed after having this same feeling
maybe? maybe its ending now?

>>37395167
>>37395128
thank you for the fates anon
I wont give up

>>37395167
>I SUCK
Not at all. I used to have depressive anxiety episodes like that, too. Don't be down on yourself! Sleep well!
Good night, Fate-chan!

Finances, love, happiness? 24, male, Poland

>>37389342
Try to tell mine OP

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>>37389342

TELL ME MY FATE HUGAGAGAG

>>37395128
>i also see killings but thats probably because im sleepy
oh no
>also do you wear glasses?
sometimes

Please give me good news, anon. I can't take another day of being with my family. They're driving me crazy with their neurotic, incessant screaming. What's in store for me?

Fateanon, will information about my love life come to me next week?

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>>37395167
I'm still alive you hack fraud

>mfw I live forever

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I'm up for bad news. Pour it ALL out.

i want to hear what you have to say about my situation

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How long until I kill myself, kind Fateanon?

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Tell me my fate, Farseeranon

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>>37389342
Tell me about my fate, fate-chan.

I wanna hear it all, fateanon.

>>37398909
what is the sauce of this? 2nd picture of this magnificent semen demon I see on 4chan but no actual results come up

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>>37399340
Some cosplay by nonsummerjack
I think this particular collection was called My god Anubis or something like that

What do I have to do
I want the loneliness to stop but I'm afraid of people

>>37389342
Tell me my fate, oracle.

>>37395167
Thread is dead, but thanks for the thread. -skipguy

>>37389342
this thread is fucking stupid, with a hint of originole

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>>37389342
angery fortune

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determinism is faggotry but sure I'll bite the bait

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>>37389342
tell me it originally

Love fate plus anon

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wohoho is this still up?
nice nice
i gotta like
wake up for real but then if its still ill keep fating the rest

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>>37403065
no, i think this thread will die now or soon

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I am to return to a country for a few years full of people whomst love me yet I have no love for. Only to further my education unto which I intend to leave to fulfil my ambitions and reach a quality of life no other has achieved without a silver spoon in their mouth already has reached.

Tell me mine.

Is this still going? If so tell me mine.

>>37403065
Please tell me what will happen in the next six months fateanon

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>>37395056
LOVE: your love number its 67 inverted
you will meet a woman with olive skin and a temper
even if she is not your type, she is the one

FINANCES: Your finance number its 37. You will be moderately wealthy or very wealthy on a 21 percent chances or less. Do casinos. But not that much i dont wanna ruin your life?

>>37395299
what you
hmmmm
i feel something wrong about you
but lets see
oh yeah
if you fall in love, she will abandon you for other man
in order for this not to happen
eat chocolate

I KNOW SHIT ABOUT YOUR FINANCES.

>>37395377
you got 77
that means you are lucky
but not as lucky as the star loved guy
you are just "lucky" thats still nice
your girl has really wavy hair and perkyffrvgw
she has a nice navel
i think her name starts with m
meet her in an hotel?

>>37395398
TONIGHT
YOU DINE
IN HELL
but in 30 years you probably dine with a widow
oh
but i think not anymore

>>37396043
i totally know that feeling anon
why do people scream
its so fucking djnafsnk i hate it
okay you will leave your family
you will have some problems (am i just stating the obvious? yes!) but what i mean is that those problems will be more important to you that the average kind of i have problems stuff. Problems related to yourself? On the rest you will eventually and difficultlyrttbt settle up and be comfortable. Id say its a rocky path but you have some great chances! Because im super positive! SO I WRITE SENTENCES LIKE THIS!

>>37396126
oh
hmm
ok i dont know
i gotta be sincere when i dont know

>>37389342

I just want to know when I'll get the balls to ask girls out

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>>37396363
they will hang you naked
they will lash you
and burn you
and scream and laugh at you
and emasculate you and skin you and stab you and infect you and hurt you and castrate you and humiliate you and ignore you
ah no wait that was the other guy my bad

your love is called Ariana or something like that?
she is in another country atm
she is shy and nice and erry

>>37397411
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanooooooooooon
iiiiiiiiii haveeeeee noooooooothiiiiiiiiiiing tooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaay
a ghost girl is in love with you

>>37398656
HEY GOOD QUESTION
ITS UP TO YOU
BECAUSE IN THIS FATE WORLD
THERE ARE ONLY 3 THINGS TO DO
wow, look, death!
living with style!
do something stupid or amazing!
hey this is fun!

>>37398909
>farseer
wow thats new one
i
wait its that from w40
yes it is
anyways let me see
yah
if you have friends, you can get a gf
but once you get a gf, you will give up on your friends
thats...
all i see honestly
i assume that girl is powerful but no clue
also she smells like
r

>>37399250
your grayness will not expand
you will see the light
oh let me see
well im not seeing a woman now
but i do feel you are setting the future as to have one
so maybe is just forming?

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Will make it on the path to become a lot fighting game or am I better suited for a different path?

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>>37399292
well i think its yellow and blue
so she probably is on the sea
and i think she wears her hair in a ponytail
and its athletic
also those chances are low unless you live near the sea
but thats it it

>>37399869
well first you need to get over your phobia of people
start by admitting to yourself that you will probably get hurt a lot
think of it like going through a lot of serrated blades
if you are too scared, even so, try it
pain after pain will make you HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER
then try to get social but dont approach people
no one does that
which is weird bt ok
wait hippies do that lmfao nevermind
anyways then try to set yourself in a situation where you could interact with people
like a club? or a class?
you will fail soooo much but eventually i think you will do better

pd: not fateing, i cant fate you really
just
i dont know, we all are so terrified.

but i think its not a big deal

>>37400181
No man of woman born can kill you.
When the forest touches your place, death will come to you.

No, your wife wont rip her eyes out, relax.

>>37401058
WOW THAT WAS INCREDIBLY RUDE
it is

is it?

>>37401268
YOU STUPID FUCK sorry. YOU FUCKING SHITTY IDIOT YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE sorry im joking. I HOPE YOU FUCKING CRUSH YOURSELF TO DEATH. sorry. YOUR WIFE, YOUR FUTURE SHITTY WIFE YOUR STUPID STUPID wife is actually a calm girl that enjoys sewing and has some thick hair and a thick brain FUCKING STUPID AAAAA ANGRY ANGRY ETC ETC love ya anon

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>>37401292
determinism is cool
are you a quantum mechanic
traveling in space fixing quantumships
nice
well i can see that some horror awaits you
but you are safe as long as you keep going to the point of things
the person who will love you its insane
but you might never notice that

>>37402185
nah i wont be original lmao lmao lmao

"anyways there is a fate for you
GODDAMN IT ITS SO CLOSE
something about a potato?
ah no wait there i see it
i see a sad girl, but its not me
she is lonely
she is waiting
i dont think its gonna work, but she is in there anyways
she walks around a lot and does gym"

sorry i had to

>>37402575
AWWWWWright boi
i see a person who is strict
i guess its your future loved one
and that person will have a kid with you
and you will fall apart
but your job will be mostly ok
also you live till old
that person has black hair and nice cheeks

>>37403227
you will do exactly that
but you will change, if only a bit
do you want a love reading?
because i see none but i can try harder HARDER

>>37403346
NO ITS DONE
IM DONE
wait there it is
your girl is
destined to die
but she wont
ok
and
hmmm
i think she is a college student now and she is worried about that
i also think she probably does dancing
and her hair might be brown
i dont see much more
puffy face

>>37403524
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

>>37404159
no, thats a good path for you
maybe not an excelent path results wise but if you count your own happiness in it you should go for it
i
think
thats the uncertainty of this lovely wordldldldl

>>37404984
>i think she is a college student now and she is worried about that
>i also think she probably does dancing
>and her hair might be brown
Fuck man. This is good for me. Thanks a lot anon.

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>>37389342
Tell my sbout my love journey for the next 6 moths

>>37404984
>do you want a love reading?

I'm sceptical. I've only truly loved once and it was my last relationship 2 years ago. I hate sounding edgy but I actually feel very little or better yet, hardly process emotion rather than just not feel it.

I'd like you to try but please do give others priority. I'm focusing on myself and only myself now so I don't get distracted til I've reached my potential least something falls on my lap along the way who works with me towards my goal and doesn't detract me from it.

>>37389342
Is it going to work out with the girl I'm with?

>>37389342
ok op please tell me my fate. I don't believe in this crap but its fun nontheless.

>>37389342
What do you think about my deck?

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>>37389342
I need some reassurance, I've changed my academic/career path because I couldn't stand the environment in which I was before, is this going to work out?

I'm always willing to give everything my best but I don't think I'll remain positive about life if this change of direction fails.

>>37389342
I'm not fateanon but i hope everything goes well for all of you and you reach happiness

>>37405333
You too anon. Hope you're taking care of yourself.

>>37403771
Thank you, fate-chan.

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>>37389342
Lets see what do you have in store for me

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>>37389342
Oi, kind oracle, should I really keep going? I'm so tired and fed up, don't feel like doing anything anymore, it was all pointless so far. I don't look for love nor life, just for the world to leave me the fuck alone in my peace, quiet, solitude, seclusion and isolation.

>also its depression edition, i feel sad
Its only natural, given the nature of this world. Get better, kind oracle, you're a curiosity to be cherished.

>not a robot captcha
Yes, I'm nothingness given meat to inhabit, forced to become a "person". All natural wetware, no robotics included. Still doesn't make me less of an automaton.

Bumping for op. This comment shall not get me muted for it is originoli

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>>37405090
okay
if you have someone in mind, it will fade away but so slowly so it will go fine in that time
if you dont have someone in mind, nothing will happen
you will be interested in someone but thats all

>>37405131
yeah sure why not

>>37405137
THATS THE SPIRIT
you will annoy a girl so much that she will accept your stupid advances
go for it
no wait
wait i got it wrong
a girl will annoy you so much that you will accept her shitty advances
go for it!

>>37405171
i dont know
does it have exodia

>>37405262
yes, you made a good decision
relax
also even if that change of direction would fail, you would still be alive
its sad and it hurts but you can just keep going and going
but i dont think it will fail at all anon

you forgot to take your pills nigga

Is this gonna work out, fateanon?

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>>37405333
your 3 3s give you perfection anonon
bless your destiny
omn omn omn blessed omn
imagine me sprinkling water to your face with a spoon

>>37405496
WHY SO MANY
CATS
I DONT UNDERSTAND
IS THIS A SIGNAL
SO MANY CATS

i see n
ah no here it goes
your wife is a flight attendant
she is funny and strong
she might be chosen for something greater tho

>>37405636
oh my my
i totally get you i do
i think you should keep going to the very end
i always believe in that
but i dont know why
sometimes i just do things because i feel them? i guss thats just how we are. Like for example righteous people tend to enjoy being righteous so much, is not like they force themselves so so os
im lost sorry i was getting onto something
oh right what i mean is that you must do whatever you wish
but i believe one must live to the very end
most times
why? because
BECAUSE IT ANGERS ME SO FUCKING MUCH

yeah whats up with sadness, everyone being sad now, me included
lmao thats sad

>>37405926
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI

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>>37406060
I dont have a wife you PHONY. In fact i am a homo

>>37389342
Will I ever be fooking happy/loved?

get happy/better op would you

>>37406060
>me included
Sleep didn't help much, eh, Fate-chan? That's unfortunate...

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i dont really believe in this stuff but I'll bite i guess

>>37406189
Hold the fucking phone. YOU holding that cat down against it's own will?

>>37389342
Will I find my guide tihs year? Or will it ever happen at all?

>>37406250
not me mate, just something i found on twitter
>inb4 phoneposter scum

>>37389342
Please tell me how horrible my life will be

>>37406398
PHONE POSTER SCUM REEEEEE

I jest, lad.

>>37405636
>>37406060
>why? because
>BECAUSE IT ANGERS ME SO FUCKING MUCH
Hm, anger seems to be the only human emotion I still feel, other than that elusive, preaternatural fear that lurks somewhere in the back of my mind. If I'd given up on that, there would be nothing left keeping me from completely crumbling apart, into the nothingness I came from, and into the mold that those pesky piece of shit outsidefags humans would just love me to finally fit in. Those repulsive fuckers, with their noise, commotion and busy-ness, forcing the same tired disease ridden fecal matter down my proverbial throat, simply because "everyone do that", "that's how this world works", yadda yadda.

But you're right, people do what people do simply because people enjoy doing what people enjoy doing. Almost like they have some prerogative they're unconciously act according to. Is that a "personality"?

>>37389342
I'll bite I guess, So do me lad.

>>37405943
Thanks fateanon, have a nice day

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>>37405969
im thinking i should take antidepressants but i dont wanna be a fucking zombie that would be not nice
also im feeling happier
but still kinda not here

>>37405978
YES WORK THAT BODY MAKE SURE YOU DONT HURT NOBODY
i know you didnt meant that but still yeah

>>37406097
you know fate doesnt tell gender most of the times
sometimes is just
random data and i just assume its girls because of numbers
but ooook

>>37406109
y8 m8 m8 w8 b8 l8 8 l8
thank you
as for your love
she makes bad jokes
she is probably called delia
lik
that one girl
i forgot
oh well
she is a Sloth kind of girl
zero conflicts

>>37406161
no no i am a little better yes a bit

>>37406189
ANOTHER CAT
SCARED PUSSY
ANOTHER ONE
I DONT UNDERSTAND
the love of your life is in this thread
but besides that, i see such normal things
oh, go to a play.

>>37406822
YOU are in a kind of situation where nothing can happen
you are stagnated
but maybe hold still for a while more
or try a reread i dunno
its like you have a brake right now

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>>37406357
not this year
next year most likely
2017 is a confused year

>>37406439
EVEN THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN FATE LOOK AT BOTH SIDES BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET
THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING
YOUR LIFE WILL BE A 5/10 AT WORST
AND A 7/10 AT BEST
SO
ITS NICE?
I THINK
as for love i see a girl with nice lips and black hair
but there is a long way to go for that
she has an unnerving stare

>>37406750
yup
i think thats just who we are
everyone is like that
i
i think so
also whoa that language

>>37407033
NO YOU

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FATEANON HERE
i think im done so far?
good job me
thanks me
i love you
ohohoho what a cutie

anyways i have to go to my gym class now
i need a toned butt and abs
because
yes

ILL RETURN
HOPE SO.
OR MAYBE ITS ENOUGH, I DUNNO

you all know i love you

>>37407428
You have done well fate anon. I shall await your love read for me now that things have become quiet.

>>37405126
>>37403227
Samefag as these two.

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Hey! if you colud do me when you get back that would be just swell

Give me it. I assure you it isn't worse than what I think my future is.

>>37407428
Many thanks, fateanon
I hope you find your happiness, too

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>>37389342
Proceed... to say what you feel needs to be said on this rather esoteric and most likely vague postulation.

>>37b389342
bomp
bumperino bang

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Show me, dammit.

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>>37407737
you are bob allan
bob allan
your name is bob allan
beware of bob
thats a scary looking monkey
oh right no you dont kill anyone
but your wife is a smartass
british
hmmm nice teeth i think tho

stiff

>>37407803
you will be LOVED, and CHERISHED and HELD DEAR by someone...
im not actually seeing that
ill tell you what i see
-a misty path
it goes upwards, in like a mountain
-a cave
-a humanoid shape, i think it has long hair or either wings
-lots of distorting noise
woowowwowowowo

>>37407954
thats a nice way of putting it
right now your future wife is probably 14
she wears tank tops
she seems happy and its trying hard
i dont know when or where will you meet her tho
but its a 70 percent chances

the rest goes smoothly and ntrly

>>37409917
you have to give up on whatever is stopping you from giving up your stops

i just made that bs on the moment sorry
let me see
i honestly see nothing clear
i do see something like a talk or fame or an important event coming close
but ignore it i dont know sorry sorry please hit me

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>>37410739
welcome back!

i love the idea of these threads...
but i've been nervous about posting...

i'm gay

do i have a love future?

>>37410806
you silly willy
gays dont have future

lmao ok no that was a joke
sure sure sure SURE SURE SURE SURE
oh right
firey person
firey? i dont know what it means either
but like
FIRE
black hair
in a position of authority (but thats a wide margin isnt it? i know sorry i do WHAT I CAN GODDAMN rnfofrj

too proud
i think there are others for you tho

as for when, in 5 years or less depending on your age maybe a little bit more

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I have been feeling pretty bad this month and have detached myself completely from normies.
I honestly don't even want to know or see any of them. I am yet to find a person who shares my interest and doesn't have a repulsive personality.
will I find such a person? what will I do in the future?
I've actually planned to kill myself in July lel

>>37401044
>>37395167
Also, so rood