The Monolith arises from the ground before you. It vibrates and

>>37382265
You're a faggot.

originalogamo

>>37382265
Will I become rich, Monolith

>>37382265
will i get bombed when i visit london this week?

>>37382265
Am I ever going to find love?

>>37382265
Forget that other anon, will I become rich, Monolith?

is it over for me monolith, i think you know what i mean?

>>37382265
Will I have a qt white girl to breed out my mexican genes

>>37382377
FUCKING LOL IM DONE TIME TO KILL MYSELF IMMEDIATELY WHY BOTHER

will i ever have the balls to ask her out

>>3738237
thank you monolith I have hope now

>>37382265
just one more time to test it, how much wrse is it going to get, do i actually have the condition?

will i kill myself?
ergzrtzrt

Should I give her one last chance?

>>37382265
will she ever textme?

>>37382427
>>37382265
ok reroll i want a certain answer please desu though if i dont get one ill just leave it up to fate. will kms

>>37382455
>>37382265
right now im not sure if thaats you telling me that im not getting a certain answer or if im actually ok

right ill ask again clearly do i have Male pattern baldness

>>37382265
Were you lying to these lads, Monolith?

>>37382265
Will I have to go back to England this year?

>>37382265
monolith my negro, should i masturbate today?

>>37382265

Does life get better ever at any point

Is there a fleshlight attachment to you, monolith?

Also another question monolith, does she actually like me?

>>37382511
not for you though.

>>37382529>>37382265


ok reroll because im not sure what that means, does she like me monolith?

Will I kill myself this year, Monolith?

>>37382265
Does she like me monolith?

>origalitybloxassdicks

Should I take this job or not?

>will she go out with me monolith?

>>37382600
Aww shit yall now I gotta ask her out.

>>37382265
are things going to end well with this new woman?

>>37382265
Monolith was the sign god showed me true

Will WW3 start within 5 years?

>>37382650
It's happing

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>>37382650
Looks like I'm gonna NEET it up even longer boys

>>37382265
please let me die in my sleep

I mean will I please let me die in my sleep, monorith-kun

>>37382265
Am i going to get a cute trap bf who'll take my gross zitty bear dick whenever i'm horny?

>>37382265

Is the monolith a faggot?

>>37382265
Will I ever stop being agoraphobic?

Should I give up on him now before anything worse happens?

Will it work out?

oregano

>>37382265
does life get better eventually?

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>>37383004
well
i guess i'm done here then

>>37382265
Will i fuck up THAT test?

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Does SHE like me? (Originaliolitis)

come on, I need this to live

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>>37383134
here,here
there you go
F

Am I gonna keep it up?

>>37382265
Will this hole inside me ever go away? Have
I really already passed happiest days of my life already? Will he ever think of me as anything other than a bug not worthy of regard?

>>37383444

Fuck, what do trips mean

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rolli rolli give me her love and pussyoli

Should I goddamn fucking kill myself soon?

>>37382265
will i get over it completely

>>37382265
am i beyond saving?

should i kill myself? it feels about time now anyway desu.

>>37382265
Am i gonna see her again
asdhjvksafjaadaskljadskjdsaah

Will i get over it by not watching porn or fapping

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>>37382265

praise be to the monolith

Will I get the fuck?
Knees weak arms are heavy, mom's original spaghetti.

>>37382265
is this comment original?
>lel comment not original

Will I lose my scholarship, monolith?

Will wer meet up again monololo?

>>37382265
(Yes) Should I break up with my gf so I can fuck the other girls that want me, or (no) is my emotional connection with this girl worth the stress and I should stick with her.

will i ever be happy brah

Will I get my foreskin back within the next like 5 years

>>37382265
Will I have a summer fling with her before I leave???

>>37382265
Will I ever marry a girl?

Is R9K full of pathetic lying sacks of shit who can't accept they're utter failures?

>>37382265
Will Rapefugees completely fuck up Europe?

>>37382265
Will I live for at least 30210 years?

>>37382265
will i get a job soon.

origanu

>>37382265
will i ever get laid

origangughugnnugugnugunuungnug

Will I live comfortably after I'm done here at uni?

Is Garrett my friend?

>>37384549
Should I still talk to him then? I like the presence...

>>37384257
Ey, 50/50 chance

Will they ever make a replica model of the alien ship from Arrival?

>>37384570
Great!
Will he ever hang out with me in RL?

>>37382265
Do I have any chance with her? Here I go with my imagination and sadness again

>>37384299
>>37384299
Gj on your future sex.

>>37384598
Oh but Dylan is leaving soon...

So, monolith...
Is he secretly gay?
I have a feeling he's experimenting with his friend

Is this life worth it originalleeeee?

When she rearranged plans, was she rejecting me lightly?

>>37384639
... Will I ever get a chance with him?

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>>37382265
Will Izzie come back to me?

>>37384669
This is mildly upsetting :(

Schuld i actively make an attempt?

Will I see her again?
originigger

>>37382265
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith
Oh Monolith, we do not hear you, why have you left us, oh Monolith? We await your orders, oh Monolith.

Shall I slay our enemies once more as you demand?

>>37384674
Oh well...
I suppose I can deal with this heartbreak.

Thank you, Monolith!
I will consider your input when I need to.

>>37384688

you dubs lie to you senpai sorry

>>37384719
rip me and her I guess

Will I win the lottery if I go?

Do you enjoy being asked all these questions?

Can I go back?

>>37382292
>probably
Lol

are they still together?

originally

>>37384740
hey let me have this one I need that little roastie in my life again

>>37382265
Should I buy endless space 2?

>>37382265
Should I study for my test tomorrow?

>>37382265
should i bother doing anything (this answer wont change anything im just gonna rot in all honesty)

>>37382265
will i ever get a qt girlfriend to hold?

>>37384831
>>37384736

why did you delete this senpai

Shud i fapp urihgh

>>37384838

no buy infinite space instead

will I die alone?

origilallenno

>>37384957
Reroll bc i need 100% orig

>>37382265
Is this adult gentleman legit in his intentions?

>>37382265
Will e3 be good?

Will I score this year?

originally

Abother reroll ggimme yes

Will overpopulation be the cause of human extinction ?

>>37382265
Does this young, caring fellow hate me now?

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>>37384913
oregano on toast

>>37382265
Did this sweety lie about his mother?

>>37382265
Am i autistic u stooppid rock

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Will I be rich in wealth and wisdom in the near future, Grand Monolith? Take a Pepe as a sacrifice

>>37384962
>infinite space
I don't have an nintendo ds to play it on

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Will that girl whose coming over Thursday let me take her virginity?

>>37382265
Will i get into the career i want

>>37385122
Within this year

>>37385152
Next 6 months?

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>>37385095
Well... Okay, thank you for your honesty oh Great Monolith, at least will I possess wealth in the near future?

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Will I become rich in the immediate future?

>>37385179
Next few months

>>37382265
Will rose post a new video this year

>>37382265
Will I get to muh dream, monolith?

>>37382265
will i kill myself before the end of 2017?

>>37382265
will i find qt bf, Monolith?

If I buy home exercise equipment, will I actually use it?

>>37385266
I m gonna akbar you ti bits if she doesnt

>>37382265
Will I ever get my dream job, monolith? You know what I'm talking about.

Is life worth living?
Originalimo

>>37382265
is she gay?

>>37382265
Will I have a relationship with a delicious 3D Christmas Cake?

>>37385333
Trips of truth, thy will be done.

Should I text her now or wait?

>>37385345
Well okay then thanks
Origimoo

>>37382265
Should I originally go through with it?

>>37385346
wat

oregano toast

>>37382265
will I spearhead a revolution and become a great and just ruler soon?

Is she truly the love of my life who will never leave me?

>>37382265
Will I ever get married to a cute girl that loves me and have kids with her?

will i find a girlfriend this year?

>>37382265
Will my dreams come true, my friend?

Is anyone spreading rumors I am gay? This has to be the explanation!

will i smash tonight

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will i ever be a serial killer?

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The Cosmos?

>>37385470
normie get the fuck out reeee

oregano toast

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>>37385588
will i only kill ethnics?

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>>37385591
Ahh yes, of course!

>>37385588
>>37385623
alright well looks like we've got a bright future

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>>37382265
Will I ever get over her and find someone new to love?

>>37382265
Will I still have this job in a year?

>>37382265
Are Italians white?

original comment

>>37385671
This is originally unsettling.

>>37382265
will i ever find love?
oremino

>>37382265
why did you lie to me last time fuckface

>>37382265
Will Ashley finally suck my dick this week?

>>37385684
oh fuckerino

>>37382265
Should I kill myself? monolith sir

>>37382265
will i ever find a girlfriend

>>37386120
Should I do it now monolith sir?

>>37382265
will this bitch ever respond to my god damn text

>>37382265
will it all work out for me in the end?

>>37382265
Two questions.. second last number for first question and last number for second question

1. is my cousin mad at me
2. does sarah like me and will be my gf

>>37382265
will I turn out to be a cute girl in a few years

Should I find another dicnird

Will I ever become Chad?
Praise kek

>>37382265
does she like me goym

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Will I ever have friends
>Mfw when I tried posting it wasn't original

>>37382265
Will I kill myself in the next 2 weeks

should I buy the ww1 butcher bayonet?

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>>37386744
Was it just a prank your response?

>>37382265
Will I DO something with myself.

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>>37386774
>>37386744
Will I even obtain a caring, loving gf

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>>37382265
Is there a beautiful woman out there who doesn't think I'm ugly and will be a loyal wife to me and be a mother to my children?

>>37382265
will i get a qt 3.14 gf that likes vidya and metal?

rollerinononon

>>37382265
Will I help to retake Constantinople?

>>37386804
>>37386774
>>37386744
Will I even get a fucking waifus or someone to put up with me

>>37382265
Does she like me?
origidishghg

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>>37382265
Will I die soon, oh great monolith?

release me from this mortal coil

>>37386810
Sweet, will I even meet her before I'm 30?

>>37386684
Was this response a prank?
Praise kek

>>37382265
Will i meet her again?

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>>37386828
>It's just mocking me at this fucking point because I have no friends.
FUCK YOU MONOLITH I WILL PROVE YOU WRONG. I WILL GO TO THE GYM, GET FIT. AND GET THE MOST NURTURING LOVING WAIFU AND SO WILL THESE OTHER ROBOTS FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEE

>>37382265
Are the mods of this boards pedophiles and that's why all the threads that clearly violate rule 3 are left up?

>>37382265
Will I ever manage to be cured ?

ok for real sorry to be annoying oh great monolith final time do i have male pattern baldness

>>37382265
>>37386863
Cool, will she have a hotter, younger sister I can screw on the side?

>>37382265
Will I ever actually enjoy life?

Will kaliah be my girlfriend?

>>37382265
Does she like me?
Haha fuck yeah mayo extra dip captcha

>>37382265
>>37386912
Now the real question, will I ever ascend to Godhood?

>>37386902
FUCK

willl it be curable within the next few years

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>>37386949
>Yes, when you're dead
>tfw you are actually Jesus

>>37382265
Will I die in the military?

>>37386960
ok cool, is it worth going after her?

>>37386977
does the fact i keep getting double 7's symbolise anything

>>37387023
ok am i going to find out what exactly it means soon?

>>37387035
lol so basically i should just look out for double 7's

>>37382265
Will I roll a 1 in this post?

>>37387054
so your keeping this a secret fine, one last question will we be happy together?

>>37382265
Why does she do this to me? Why does she ignore me, out of nowhere after being so close for such a while? Does she hate me?

Will my life change?

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>>37387084
well fugg are you sure i should go after her then?

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Pls let me find love

Will I be out of this house within 6 months?

will i get my waifu to notice me >>37382265

Will I be the next Hitler?

at least someone to fuck ?

Will I be the person I want to be ?

>>37387129
Martyr time, faggot.

>>37382265
will i die happy?

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37382265
Does she have any feelings towards me?

>>37387178
this makes me feel slightly better about my life. thank you monolith

Will I meet my waifu in my next laifu?

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>>37387207
Thanks Mono

>>37382265
Will I achieve my dream of world domination in the next twenty years?

>>37382265

Should i try to get her to go on a date with me even though my friend also likes her ?

>>37387329
Do it faggot. You snooze you lose.

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>>37382265
MONOLITHIC ORACLE, HEAR THE PETITION OF A MORTAL AND BEQUEATH ME KNOWLEDGE OF THE FUTURE!

WILL I AQUIRE PROSPERITY, WEALTH, & POWER IN THE NEAR FUTURE?

>>37387244
>>37382265
Same question, but applied to me and my dream of world domination instead.

Will I get a gf in the near future?

Original question

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>>37387520
It is meant to be.

>>37382265
Should I kys myself?

>>37382265
Dear monolith, will I be widely remembered as the greatest man to have ever lived bar none?

Will they hate me for doing this?

Hello monolith. My question to you is: are you a raging dick-loving homo?

Will I ever get /fit/?

will i kill myself within the next few years

Am I an autistic faggot?

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>>37387628
lol

will i die an incel

>>37387608
Ok Monolith, I'll give you a reroll because I'm nice

>>37387608
>Yes, with the help of friends.

O I am laffin!

Is moot gay?

>>37387650
no seriously monolith, do you like women at all?

>>37387646
these are weird answers, do i actually have any mental disorders

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>>37382265
Monolith, will there be a united all-island Irish republic by 2030?

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ok no bullshit answers should i go to the event

Dear Monolith
Can I ha yo numba?

monolith do any of these answers mean anything?

or is this just bullshit and me attributing RNG to a higher power

Are these retarded?

Do I have a chance to start a new life in the French foreign legion?

>>37387669
The Monolith is very adamant of his homosexuality.

>>37382265
does that one person like me.

>>37382265
hmm
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37387830
Will i ever date them.

>>37387750
Someone my brother knows did the FFL and he said that if you don't speak at least a good amount French before you go, you'll hate it the whole time you're there because you'll never really learn to communicate properly.

Am I going to get raped this week please say yes

>>37382265
will work qt3.14 ever reciprocate?

>>37387855
I'm French
He served in which regiment ?

Am I actually gay? Originato

>>37382265
Should I stop being betacuck and talk to gril?

>>37382265
Oh great monolith will i ever insert my peen into a vagine and experience love

>>37388194
such is life just gonna off myself

Things will go well with school, right?

>>37382265
will i get gf by the ed of the year

Would i be happy with her?

>>37382265
Should I find someone else?
Oregano

>>37382265
Will I fuck her 5'4 tight puss, monolith? .

>>37388321
Feels bad man, can I kek myself off?.

>>37388321
her pussy is 5'4? what are you fucking, a blue whale?

>>37382265
Will I ever make it, Monolith?

Has to be original

will i make the worlds greatest meme

will I get it in her?

>>37382265
Will I ever live my dream of striking gold somehow to free me from the bondage of wagekeking and allow to me to live out all of my NEET fantasies?

>>37388469
looks like someone will be having alone time with your lifeless body ;)

>>37382265
Will i ever know what to ask for?

>>37382265
Will I ever get a gf or a convincing trap bf?

oh monolith will i lay with a member of the opposite sex?

>>37388717
make up your mind you cunting fuck

>>37382265
is my high blood pressure actually causing me to bald or is it just a meme?

does she wants teh dick my monolit nigga

>>37382265
will i very originally find love soon

Will I truly find a gf this year?

Will I get my goals?

>>37382265
Will I ever stop procrastinating?

>>37382265
is everything in this thread before my post nullified at this moment?

>>37382265
Will she ever be my girlfriend?

Does she still like me and will we have sex when I go to her place?

>>37382265
Will I ever have a good mother/son relationship?

>>37382265
Will i accomplish my goal?

Will I ever feel a big, ripe titty in my hand?

Will I get a genuinely loyal, kind and caring girlfriend before the year is over?

Will I have a clingy affectionate girlfriend by the end of 2017?

Is UNKNOWN who he says he is?

Will I get to fuck a girl with big tits?

Is 2167 the truth?

Is my personal knowledge correctly assessed?

Will I get to fuck a girl with a big juicy ass?

>>37382265
will tiffany ever send me a message again

Will the influence be strong?

Is he the true deity?

>>37382265
After going from a decent life to a shifty one, will I be back on track soon..

Do I remove the ones in his way?

>>37382265
will hannah ever regret leaving me?
original

>>37389714
Will the teachings cause it?

Will i succeed in this career?

>>37382265
okay monolith, will hannah ever love me again?
original

>>37389754
jesus fucking hell
Will hannah ever feel guilty for hurting me?
original

Will I be important after the death?

>>37389781
WHY THE FUCK MONOLITH REEEEEE
Okay, am i a better person than hannah?
original

>>37382265
Will I find happiness with Catherine?

>>37382265
Did the Holocaust actually happen?

>>37389821
will Catherine want to be with me?
for fucks sake :(
original

Will I remain a virgin forever?

Will daddy ever love me?

>>37382265
Will space colonization be achievable?

will women like my dick?

>>37389885
Love what you got, perfect response

>>37389974
is my dick even big

Is the information the only good thing about me?

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Will my waifu ever love me back?

Will TS happen in the next 5 years?

Is this experience mere punishment?

Is it worth it to pursue her?

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Is it time to start over...

Am I being used?

>>37382265
will I get her?
look how original this thing is

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>>37390142
will my future have all my friends again if i do what i think i have to do?

>>37390065
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

oregano toast

Will I ever succeed in physical life?

>>37382265
Should I quit my job tomorrow? The health insurance is awesome but I can't stand it any longer.

Is the pursuance even worth it for me?

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>>37390065
Once again cucked.

>>37382265
Will my dad hit my mom again?

>>37382265
Will it be better to go full hedonist instead of pursuing a job?

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Will I be a nibba whomst'd wear crest?

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>>37390259
You were laught at, ahahaha

Gf next school year?

>>37382265
Will I get gf right now?

>>37382265

am i going to get the surgery this year?

suh, monolith. will my parents die soon?

>>37382265
Was /pol/ right again?

>>37382265

am i going to visit her this year?

>>37382265
should i go for her

>>37382265
Is there a surprise waiting for me on the other end of this week?

>>37382265

am i going to win the lottery this year?

Will I ever become a great artist and be rememberedo in history for it?

>>37382265
Will I get big tiddy asian mommy gf?

>>37390743
right about what? asking originally

>>37382265

am i going to get laid this year?

>>37382265
Will I kill myself at 45 years old after years of suffering and being alone?

>>37382265
Am I going to make it? If I don't, well then...

>>37382265
Monolith, will the girl of my dreams ever reciprocate my feelings for her?

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>>37382265
Will I ever find true love
(Also ps mods stop saying my posting isn't fucking original I could give less then two shits)

>>37390856
Cryptic, but assurance enough. My thanks, Monolith.

>>37382265
will she have huge tits

>>37382265

am i going to fuck M this year?

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Will i get laid this month o great monolith?

>>37382265

did i get into engineering?

>>37382265
so is this going to work out or not

>>37382265
am i finna get my heart broken

>>37382265
will i kill myself this year

orirriririririrrr

>>37382265
am I going to die soon?

>>37382265
hi monolith will r and i ever be friends again

>>37390989
be more specific you fucking smartass

will i ever be rich reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37382265
will i lose my virginity
oreganowowoewowoowowowowwooewoewewe

Will I ever get laid?

oasdfasdf

>>37382265
Does Mercedes have a crush on me?

>>37391640
Should I message her tomorrow morning?

>>37382265

There are lots of qts in my classes this semester. Will one of them be my gf?

>>37391686
Ok, with luck? Im assuming you mean if I have the balls to do so, which I will

Me and her talking will go good right?

>>37382265
Should I try making music?

Will the meme queen decide I'm better than girls?

>>37391687

Best odds I've had in years, I'll fuckin take it

Does Kerry Love Me?

Oreg

8hhhcnmkufvmmkkm

>>37382265
Will I have to send a classy 'pls respond' message?

does she even give a shit about me

>>37382265
does he liek me??
originaliogano

will i become a doctor

>>37382265

u know the drill

will i an hero this year

>>37382265
Are bitter virgins at fault for their situation?

>>37382265
Qt gf soon please?

>>37382265
WIll I ever become God?

>>37382265

Is his girlfriend her?

>>37382265
Will my life ever really change?

Is OP a huge faggot?
oreganol