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>tell myself I'm just gonna eat my 3 meals a day and that's it, no snacks
>first day goes pretty well, just finished dinner
>go to the pantry to throw healthy choice meal box away
>I open the door and see a bag of lays barbecue potato chips staring back at me
Now let me tell ya, I fuckin love potato chips, but barbecue chips are something else
>tell myself since I did so good today I could have a couple
>I'll just count it as a part of dinner so I don't break my rule
>watch some anime while I eat
>I reach my hand in and the bag is empty and I'm 2 1/2 episodes into fate zero
>realize I ate the entire bag already
>well fuck I guess today's already a failure so might as well get some Ice cream
>now I'm 5 episodes into fate zero and there's two empty tubs of Ben and jerrys sitting next to me
>and an empty bag of popcorn
>how'd that get there?
>tell myself to stop and go to my room to not be near food anymore so I don't get tempted
>have allergies so I go to get a Kleenex to blow my nose
>pull out the last one
>decide to run out to walmart to grab some more boxes really quick
>get in the car and get on the road
>as I'm driving pass a billboard
>"2 medium 2 topping pizzas for 6.99 each at papa johns" it reads
>i blink and I'm handing over a twenty to the girl who works there
>as I'm driving home eating my pizza I realize I'm low on gas
>stop at racetrac
>decide I'll get an extra large mtn Dew to help wash down the pizza
>"but this time I'll get diet soda" I say to myself with a chuckle
>as I open the door my eyes catch sight of several taquitos sitting on a heating thing
>get 2 of them and a hot dog along with an extra large mtn dew
>as I'm paying I realize I forgot to make it diet
>when I get home the taquitos are gone along with one of the pizzas
>tell myself I'll save the other pizza for tomorrow
>eat the pizza
All I've got left is a hot dog. Please give me motivation to not eat it
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fuck you fat shit give me some damn food pls
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It's absolutely revolting how much some people eat. You honestly don't give a fuck about yourself enough if you can't keep following your 'diet'. There are no cheat days, admit you fucked up if it happens and move on. Eat to live, don't live to eat.
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>"but this time I'll get diet soda" I say to myself with a chuckle
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you sound rich Op kun
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>>37228741
I'm a director in it at a Fortune 500 company. I work maybe 12 hours a week, have a month of days off, can work at home, and get 170k a year and usually a 33% bonus
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Is this some fucking meme b8 we've never seen before boiz
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>>37228566
your issue is that you keep rationalizing that it is OK to keep eating
like NIGGA JUST GO TO SLEEP
DRINK WATER OR TEA INSTEAD
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>>37228566
nobody on this site can help you. you are the only person who can stop shoveling food into your mouth
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>>37228566
>Tfw I need to get ready for summer by losing 70-80lbs but BK nuggits are 10 for $1.49
Maybe next year...
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>walk past a couple of kids with their mom
>mommy he's so fat haha
>mom doesn't even tell them to stop making fun of me
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>>37229190
Damn know these feels too much
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>>37229190
>walk past a group of little kids playing football
>"haha look, is he pregnant?" They say
I wanted to hit them that day
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>>37228566
This is hiIarious.
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>>37229190
>>37229232
>>37229285
>be a disgusting drain on society and healthcare dollars, due to decadence and poor self control
>someone points it out
>"RAHHHHH FUCK THEM I WANT TO PUNCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!!"
woah dude calm down
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>>37229190
>Morbidly obese bro just got done shoplifting candy and cheese from Dollar General
>walks past a group of teenage girls as he's leaving the premises
>They make some comment about how fat he is
>Obese brother counter attacks by pulling his sweat pants down and exposing himself
>They start screaming as he makes a hasty get away
>he gets away with zero repercussions
>Shoplifts like 10 cup noodles from Dollar General the next day
This is a true story, my older brother is what /mischief/ posters pretend to be.
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