None of us are going to die as virgins because life fucks us all.

im not going to die a virgin because i've had sex with a woman

>>37321699
Thou shall suffer eternally for thy sins

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>>37321699
Don't spend it all in one place, kid

>>37321809
mad?

oreganiano

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>>37321834
Mad? Ha, buddy. I drive a $10,000 car and have every colour polo shirt, that's Ralph Lauren you uncultured swine. I've transcended the need for female interaction. It's nothing but a waste of time. I understand why someone with a shit tier brain like yourself would need it though. Without the desire to fornicate and reproduce we would get more done, but without that driving force what would be the point? Your existence would be an empty one if you could not find wet holes to stick your Bratwurst inside.

>>37321691
fuck off with that disfigured doorknob

>>37321932
>>37321809
fuck off back to 9fag you queer i suck your dads dick

>>37321691
That's a good saying. I wrote it down in my list of great quotes.

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>>37321966
You pathetic little man. Goodluck coming to terms with the pathetic existetence that is your life. Must suck knowing that you don't even exist to fill a small, seemingly unimportant void. You really are just here because two below average adults decided to not pull out for a change. They thought you would bring the joy that magazines told them a child would bring. How disappointing that they got a robot like you instead.

>>37322061
does this make you feel better about yourself

>>37321953
Never judge a man by his flaccid phallus - Luke 23:19

>>37322084
No emotion is felt. You're just a faceless soul floating through space. You have made no impact on me just as you have made, and will not make, an impact on our planet or our universe.

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>>37322042
Here, anon. Have another.

>>37322089
it's a disfigured and mutilated meatstick, erect or not.
disgusting.