>mosquito bite on my balls and waist Literally how? I was

You flipped over in your sleep...

You should play the game Mr. Mosquito, you'd be surprised where the fuckers could go

>>37425962
But still, how does a mosquito make it to my balls when I'm under the sheets, wearing shorts, and tight boxers underneath?

It could be chiggers instead of mosquitoes.

You got the succ you lucky bastard

I had some sort of cyst on my left nut for probably 10 years. Then one day it was really enflamed/ close to the skin so I squezed it so fucking hard it finally popped for good. I had popped it a few times before but I guess not enough to fully remove all the fluids so it would come back. It felt very firm and deep but this final time probably a few thimbles worth of puss came out and it bled for a while and the area has been completely clear for about a year now

>>37425927
That's herpies faggot

>>37427025
I'm a virgin

/oregano

>>37425927
>>37426711
Congratulations, your first ever blowjob!

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>>37426986
Oh fuck I didn't know you could get cysts in your testicles. Jeez, I would rather get cancer or just have them amputated, fuck that.

Why don't we just genocide mosquitos? What are they good for?

might be bed bugs