Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Opened aan egg and this came out. 2 egg

What the fuck did you do? Did you swing the egg with full force against the edge of the pan? How do you fuck up this badly?

>>37426889
It's a sign of the end times.
It's not too late. You can still make things right. You still have a chance to be among the first ones to die.
IA IA

>>37426889
>buying jumbo/extra large eggs

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one time I cracked open an egg and it had a mini yolk
another time it was covered in bloody veins (aborted chicken?)

>>37427061
No it had 2 INTACT yolks seperated and then like a small little 3rd blob that might have been a cracked yolk.

>>37427133
Ravioli ravioli give me the death I deservioli.

>>37427200
What do you buy? I wish I had my own chickens.

>>37428087
99.99% of the eggs we eat aren't fertilized. Chickens will lay an unfertilized egg as part of their cycle and if its fertilized it will become a chick if it's not the chicken usually eats her own eggs for nutrients. I could be wrong though.

>>37426889
Just eat you pussy. Some people have found 9 yolks in a single egg.

G O V E G A N
G O V E G A N
G O V E G A N

>>37428278
Free range eggs are pretty much the easiest animal-sourced food to justify

>>37428252
Gross no I threw it out and washed my pan like 10 times.

>>37428278
Why are you Vegan?

>>37428319
I think Vegans say they don't like free range egg consumption because it's taking from chickens similar to taking honey to bees.

>>37426889
I've been eating at least 2 eggs per day for years and it only happened to me twice, two eggs in a row in the same pack (I guess it was the same chicken).

>>37428783
I only eat eggs sometimes. Maybe like once a week. What else do you eat with your eggs?

It happens because the chicken has an ovary infection

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>>37428867
>What else do you eat with your eggs?
Different anon, I eat feta cheese with my eggs. Put some olive oil and oregano on it.

btw double yolk eggs and not bad or anything, you can eat them. It's just the chicken equivalent of twins.