i lost my virginity to my bf an hour ago and one of the worst

>>37626890
I doubt he cared much.

Do guys really care about that? Sounds like it would be a funny little memory to bring up every once in a while at worst.

No one gives a shit about it. It might make me giggle unexpectedly but that's about it. I've got a job to do lady.

>>37626890
I lol'd. That happens often during sex. Nobody cares.

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>>37626890
I think that's hot as fuck. But if she farted from her asshole than it would have been a total turn off

Cowgirl straight after losing virginity. Sounds unlikely. But if he was really your boyfriend you should be secure enough to know literally nobody cares. Bodies do weird shit

>>37626890
Exact seem thing happened to me. Several times including the first. Still in the same relationship after a year.

Nobody cares, move on.

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>>37626890
he probably won't care famalam
if you call back in like an hour he'll have forgotten

tfw no pussy fart gf

>>37627002
Cowgirl is actually a really good position for losing your virginity because you can control the pace and take it slow if it hurts.

>>37626890
You're fucking disgusting, holy shit
your boyfriend is probably going to leave you

>>37626890
This post was written by a male virgin.

>>37626890
Don't worry about it fembot he probably doesn't care. He'll call you back.

>>37626890
Did it hurt a lot? Did you bleed?
Losing the v seal seems to be so painful I think I will never be able to do it.

>>37627108
That's what they say but it's different when it comes down to it. From what I've heard it just prolongs the discomfort. Like trying to break your own hymen with a vibrator.

Shits hard. Really is best they get it in and over with

>>37627194
It's not that bad honestly. Varies of course, i just felt one big sharp pain and then discomfort. But I completely destroyed a big white hotel sheet and bled and ached a bit for days after.

>>37627194
(OP here) no it shouldn't hurt, though it may be slightly sore if you're not aroused

>>37627194
It varies from woman to woman. There are actually even different types of hymens, with different thicknesses too.

>>37627283
>virgin male adding in ridiculous, over the top details to seem like it really happened

shiggy

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>>37626890
S A G E this shit roastie thread. Fuck off normies/roasties seriously fuck off no joke.

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>>37627475
You wot. That is exactly how it happened. It doesn't even hint slightly of exaggeration.
If you want ridiculous detail then here is the bed. Not the very one. But the rooms are all the same.

I'm surprised I wasn't charged but cleaners must see all kinds of shit

>>37626890
We don't care. We're putting our dick in you and masturbating with your vagina then blowing our load inside you and all over you.

>>37627194
post picture of hymen
do it

>>37626890
He won't care, he'll just laugh about it with his guy friends.

normalfags and roasties / walking cunts get off this board. you aren't even accepted by these sorry cunts. leave.

>>37629315
[insecurity intensifies]