Hey robots, what are your friends and family going to say about

>people will attend his funeral

FUCK OFF NORMIE

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37626490
he always wanted to die

he died as he lived - a virgin

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Depending on how I died, they'll probably be like, "damn.."

there's a spy around here
>>37626655
hey boys, it's a spy!

My body is going to rot in my apartment for years before anyone discovers I'm gone.

I didn't think most of them were going to go.

>>37626490
Nothing. Because they won't know I died.

>>37626711
wwhy do you say that

>>37626704
if he lowers his arm the watch will fall off

They're going to be pretty silent cause there isn't much to be said about me. Even if they tried to say something good they'd have to walk on eggshells to not say something bad about me.

They'll probably stick to generic "such a good guy" etc.

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I have no friends
I never met my family

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>>37626962
wanna be my friend anon ?
i'll go to your funeral

>>37626490
I don't have any friends but my family will say
>"good riddance"

>>37626989
Thanks anon. Sure. :)

Both of my parents will be dead by then, my more-successful-at-life-than-me-brother will be too busy, my real life """friends""" will shrug it off as a minor event, and none of my Steam friends will miss me either.

>>37627186
Don't be so sure about the steam friends. An IRC friend just died and I was crushed to hear, been idling with him for almost 20 years

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>>37626490
>Implying anyone will show up or even know

It's so sad that I will undoubtably be found by some rando when the smell my corpse emits becomes too much of a hassle.

>>37626490
depends on my funeral but if i make it till my parrents die then i doubt there will be anyone. i dont see my friends sticking arround once they get steady pussy. my little brother might care but hopefully he'll be whippin a f35 over some shithole

>>37626490
i won't let them worry about it
funeral will be strictly forbidden