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I have a story to tell, this story has to do with my roastie pornstar roommate's demise and how I used chad to remove her from my domain.
Let us start from the beginning
>i become a wagecuck to get away from my alcoholic father
>friend has a deal for me, if i pay 250 a month I get to stay in the living room
>this may seem bad to some of you but it really isn't if you live in commiefornia
>i'm delighted by the deal and move out immediately
>there's only problem
>chad and turbo roastie stacy are his other roommates
>chad is an aussie who works at a bar, go figure
>turbo roastie stacy is a pornstar
>she is the complete image of what a despise
>fake gamer girl, cosplaying loudmouth
>this does not sit well with me and I begin not to like her
>but a glimmer of hope arises when I see they have relationship issues and that she has a drinking problem
>go up to chad and say "hey man want me to buy you some cigarettes?"
>he seems delighted and agrees
>i earn his trust by buying him things more and more
>he then starts talking to me about private stuff he wouldn't talk to the other roommate about
>"man motelanon, i envy you for being single"
>I tell him it's the best thing a man can have in life, the freedom to do whatever he pleases and have money all around
>i keep this up for maybe a week telling him that you deserves alot better and such
>more and more he becomes distant with turbo roastie 5000 and I see my plan start to flourish
>one day she gets really drunk and starts touching people and trying to kiss everyone
>this is right in front of him
>I then call the other male roommates into some sort of meeting
>"this is getting too far, something must be done"
>they seem to agree
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Contrinued.
>by this point her drinking becomes worse and she starts crying and becoming violent
>this is exactly what I was hoping was gonna happen but more
>and on top of that chad aussie got her pregnant but thanks to republican control, queen roastie can't get the instant no consequences relief that easily
>she is in tears and I don't have any care for her at all
>they announce they are breaking up and that she is leaving in a week to move to florida to shoot porn
>chad is now well trained and will take my side for anything if any conflict occurs with the higher up roommate
>i heard her agent is going to pay for an abortion but I really don't care
>the only thing I care about is that my domain is roastie free.
I am victorious robots.
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>>37977130
Good job anon
Can you post a censored pic of the roastie?
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>>37977218
I will not be posting any pictures for the sole reason of ruining my plan. She is not out of here quite yet.
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>>37977130
>queen roastie can't get the instant no consequences relief that easily
https://www.guttmacher.org/fact-sheet/state-facts-about-abortion-california
>California does not have any of the major types of abortion restrictions--such as waiting periods, mandated parental involvement or limitations on publicly funded abortions--often found in other states.
stop larping, faggot
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>>37977251
Come on brah I want to see them titties at least
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>>37977275
Who cares, are you implying she has the brains to sign up for such a plan?
I've already won anyways.
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nice
her fate is sealed, she shall become a wrinkly hideous pornstar
the judgement is passed
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>>37977307
>abortions requiring a plan
nigga you are short bus special
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>>37977398
Again i don't care.
The main point is that she's leaving, the pregnant thing was timed too perfectly for me not to include.
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>>37977051
Wow you are dumb and this is a shit story
Kys
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>>37977130
>i heard her agent is going to pay for an abortion but I really don't care
Damn that's one sad sentence, I mean it's most likely for the better that she won't have a child but still. "Pornstar manager pays for abortion", what has this world come to?
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