What's the cringiest thing you have said/done to a girl

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>>38346699
>the year is 2009
>at a cram school
>a female student took interest in me
>we've been casually talking to each other over the week
>friday morning
>she tells me about the new amusement park in town
>drop a bunch of hints about how she'd like to go there this weekend
>as usual, I am too stupid to notice the hints
>awkward silence
>stupid me decides to break the silence
>"Hey, did you come to the biology review class yesteday?"
>she looks at me as if I'm dead to her
She never spoke to me again. And a couple of months later she was dating some other guy. That could've been me.

>Be me in highschool
>confess to female friend I'm bi and interested in a couple guys in our classes
>still closeted so told her this because I trusted her
>betrays my trust and tells everyone
>bullied
>never trust anyone again because introvert

>>38346879
>>"Hey, did you come to the biology review class yesteday?"
Wtf? I'm surprised you didn't hear the waves breaking in her fanny, what a bitch

I let a girl know I'm a pajeet.

>>38346699
>Talk to girl for a few weeks
>asks to come over for pizza and a movie
>doing alright not fucking up so far
>alcohol is now being consumed
>asked to come to her room
>I instantly say "uh.. I'm bit nervous I don't know if it's big enough or not"
>says not to be so self conscious
>tell her I need to chuck a piss first
>she is now waiting in her room
>quietly sneak out the front door
>block her number turn off my phone and go home to wank..

I'm the epitome of faggot

high school, girl lying in my bed

>do you want to fuck me?
>lolno

she left

t. lvl 28 V

>work st coffee shop
>co workers joking around
>"omg don't you think anon and stacy would have cute babys?"
>I already have a girlfriend I replied
>didn't even have girlfriend
>why did I even say that
quit like 2 months later and haven't worked since

>>38346908
get rekt homo
origibloxx

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>>38346699
>"You're ugly and I don't like you"

KILL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>38346699
>girl rubbed snow in my face
>I wrestle her to the ground and start crying
>drive back in a bus crying the whole ride

this was in 7th grade when we went skiing for a week

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>>38346699
>qt girl approaches me
>"I like your hair"
>I l-like yours too
>she was wearing a hat, her hair wasn't even visible

>>38346699
>11 years old
>meet girl who goes to different school while at friends house
>friend tells me she likes me
>weeks go by and we become kinda close, i thought it was a relationship but was too autistic to realise that you have to actually ask someone out first
>friend soon tells me she doesn't like me anymore
>send a note to her through him saying "why did you dump me?" with a picture of me crying on it labelled "this is me, cry cry cry"
fucking kill me i don't want to live as this person anymore

>>38347764
kek that was a good one

original

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>>38347608
same dude but everyone thinks I'm a school shooter so they make wait to talk behind my back.

>>38347837
you're probably being sarcastic, but that literally happened

I'm a living, breathing meme

>>38347945
Nah just said I thought it was funny. It's probably not that uncommon though, answering you too is pretty natural.

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>>38346879
>>38347439
>>38347532
>>38347608
>>38347764
>>38347793
So much autism in this thread
My fucking sides

>>38346908
>Trusting women
You deserved it

>>38346699
>in physics class
>sitting next to girl I barely know
>teacher talking about shit rubbing against each other or something
>"just like me heh"
>girl doesn't even look at me, pretends I'm didn't say it
>Know she heard it though
>Ignores me for the rest of the lesson


2 years ago, still haunts me

>friend is having a birthday party in like 6th or seventh grade
>super hot Stacey there with huge tits for how young we are
>I'm wearing an acdc(lol) shirt and so is she
>she goes "hey anon look were matching shirts!"
>meant to just say cool, comes out as super sarcastic sounding "cooooool!"
>she stares at me
>shake my head and laugh as I walk away
>my friend later tells me that she said she had a crush on me and that really hurt her feelings
>everyone thinks I'm a badass even though I'm just an autism lord

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>be 2014
>girl I like offers to ride some people home after a party in common friend's house, me among them
>she is cute, she is clever, she is like a summer in the shape of a woman
>already told her what I feel for her two months ago with unerotic result
>still takes the route to leave me the last
>starts laughing a bit too much of my jokes
>hand on my thigh out of the blue
>unexpected contact
>spaghetti is everywhere
>car stops in front of my apartment
>"well anon, we have arrived"
>still a little bit hurted so I didn't even go for it
>"thanks anonette, I will see you around"
>instant regrett but don't think too much about it
>don't see her again, life goes on, I get a gf
>flash forward to last year
>break up with gf
>start to see her again, thanks to that common friend
>getting very close, to the point everyone asumes there is something between us
>Iwish.jpg
>build the courage to ask her out
>she says yes
>later that week she panics and regretts
>feels bad man
>get a little depressed
>time goes by, finally over it
>try to start changing my life, start with signing up for a local gym
>we're all gonna make it brah and all that crap
>2nd day in, she shows up there, she is looking for a new gym
I know how this gonna end, and it's not good for me guys

>>38347439
Sucks to hear that. Next time just come in her and do the rest the same

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>10th grade
>somehow a girl I knew in 3rd grade got my number
>grew into a qt3.14 8/10
>first night of texting
>exchanging favorite songs jokes etc
>she says "I'm bored"
>I reply "I'm never bored when I'm talking to you"
>she replies "omg so thirsty lol"
> I reply "no no I meant I'm not bored. I'm not bored"
>"lol ok
>she texts me everyday for 2 weeks asking what I'm doing
>never reply
>fugg