anyone else got a thick normieshell?

>>38346533
You might not realize , but lying and negative bragging tends to release feed good hormones , like you are doing right now , if you really cared then get the fuck off of this website while you can , get more toned , eat a fucking salad and GET OVER IT!

>>38346564
im not fat, i have abs. turns out that doesn't really help with grils. especially when your socially stunted from homeschooling like me

I tell my coworkers that I have a really cute bf and gush about celebrities being hot and compliment their partners and their dates. In reality I have a really cute MtF gf and am exclusively attracted to the dead. I'm typing this at the break table with coworkers surrounding me on every side. I'd probably lose my job if they ever knew.

>>38346533
Easy, m8, break up with your fake gf. The normies won't care if you've been single for years as long as they know you're normal because you had one once. After you break up, a Chad friend might try to take you out,like to find a girl, and at least you'll be able to share your tfwnogf feels.

>>38347731
Ill have to try this once I get back to univ. is tinder only for chads? i have had zero success, except when I used the group feature with some of my attractive male friends

I give zero fuck anymore, I just told my coworkers I'm a social retard with no friends.

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>>38347829
>group feature
>tfw tinder has built-in orgies now

>>38348263
get with the time already IT'S 2017