>be me >at tim hortons >comment to the cashier girl

>>38346653
Imagine if that was his last straw and you made him commit suicide

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>>38346713
no you can't make me imagine that

>>38346653
Imagine this is the last straw and he tracks you down and make a sandwich out of you and name it the idiot sandwich.

>>38346653
How is it a good idea to make enemies of random people? If that was me you bet your ass I would look you up and stalk you and get back at you when you least expect it.

Weird-looking guy from TH here. You don't have long.

>be me
>be at mcdonalds
>comment to the cashier when my order is done
>"I like your hair!"
>thanks she said, as she blushed and looked down to the side
>I smiled at her until she brought her eyes back to me, and I caught them and made her smile too
>"Have a good day!" she said
>"It'd be better with your number" I replied

I'm just making this up. What actually happened is I went to mcdonalds, ordered two sausage and egg mcmuffins, and two hashbrowns, and the fucking CUNT gave me only one mcmuffin. I'm fucking pissed cause im still hungry. God damnit im considering even ordering a pizza before mommy and daddy get home. I'm hungry and dont want to wait for supper.