>lose virginity at 48 years old, get my first girlfriend,

>48 y o
People are already dying at that age. I mean physically. You are dying, anon

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Because you didn't have a passionate burning youth like me and other normalfags

You virgins n shits need to let go more often and smoke weed

>>39658414
end my suffering I beg you, I have lived too long.

>>39658338
Because even though she's an old bitch with 4 kids you know (correctly) that she's just settling for you and wants your resources.

>48 years old
welp, better late than never