So you have 10 seconds to explain why you currently aren

lol is this a real thing? off to find a imprisoned clone of Amber Heard who will dominate me and abuse me and rob me

>>39658117
Hahahahahaha.

I'd rather date a rock than an inmate.

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>>39658117
I have a fetish for female prisoners so I have tried a few times before. I had to stop because I got paranoid about people seeing the mail. Also I couldn't keep the relationship up for more than a few letters.
Although I haven't given up my "quest" for a jailbird qt. Currently messaging a former inmate qt.

>pic unrelated

>>39658253
Some of those girls are cute and most are there for non-violent crimes like drugs. As long as you aren't a complete idiot and just hand her your money or get involved with someone with serious crimes, there's really nothing bad that can happen.

Rocks don't have pussies.

>>39658117
prison girls are the closest girls will ever get to being robot tier

>>39658353


they are having lesbian gang bangs in there

>>39658329
>drugs

No degenerates. Ree.

>>39658457
I'm sure you're the definition of purity and morality.

>>39658391
yeah but they aren't getting chad's cock and that's the lowest women can go is to not have chad.
a woman's rock bottom is only when she can attract people she finds beneath her

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Renee, age 27, pic related, out in a few months, if i had to guess works as an upscale escort.

Why aim so low?

Robots aren't criminals

>>39658117
This is it guys I've found the one.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/dominique-38356.html

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>>39658704

yea Anon, cause if you saw this girl in person, and she wanted to fuck, you'd say No cause she was in prison LOL

pic related

>>39658704
I guess it depends on whether you view looks or non-degeneracy more important.

Since we're not Chad, we can usually only pick one.

Personally, I don't mind if a girl does pot or something if she's hot.

>>39658117
This fucking website keeps breaking on me.

these girls like manly guys not guys like me

>>39658117
>>39658253
>>39658280
>>39658329
>>39658457
>>39658704
>>39658736
>>39658789
>>39658837
>this much fucking Plebbit spacing

there really are some nice qt grills here

tfw no shiv making gf
tfw we will never shank guards together and try to break out

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>>39658250
>off to find a imprisoned clone of Amber Heard

fuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i'm in love Anon bro bots, Mission Accomplished

>>39659012
>>39659012
>>39659012
>>39659012
>>39659012
All of this fucking autism

someone should send them some nice memes and see what they think

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Ayy some of these girls are pretty cute. This one in particular seems very nice.

funny how they all describe themselves as smart, spontaneous, funny, creative. haha who are they kidding?
That said I bet they get tons of attention from white knights who think these girls will be easy and will open their legs for their knight in shining armor.

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>>39658117
> steals food for homeless dogs
> jail time without parole
but really she's stolen my heart.

>>39659134
>>39659178
Link, niggers

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>>39658117
because I've already found the one

>>39659250
>>39659178
http://www.uniradioinforma.com/noticias/policiaca/articulo360793.html

I-ithink i love her

>>39659250
Fuck off guy, she's mine.

>>39658117
Goddamn Falcons it fucking sucks we make it once and they choke that fucking ahrd

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seriously though, how do you fuck up that badly on easy mode,

when you could be like a hollywood level 10, and wind up in prison for 5 years.

>>39658329
>>39658117
Most are going to be unattractive minorities, aging Hispanic and black women who are surprisingly chunky for being in prison, or wiry old hoodrats. But ignoring /pol/-tier shit, most can be divided into two categories--drugs and theft. Druggies are usually extremely ugly and theft (often hot checks) are going to be manipulative than the roastiest roastie. Also, all of the pictures are old.

women know the men responding are beta losers and use them for money. once they get out they're off to chad

>>39660197
Once they start asking for money, you just cut them off. It's not that hard.

>>39658117
I might send letters to male or female inmates in the future but I doubt I'd actually meet up with any of them irl.

>>39659514
I don't think you quite realize how dumb the average pretty woman is.

>>39660359
Oh fug, just checked the link. This is like a fucking dating site? I thought it was just to socially support inmates. Damn this is actually kind of hilarious, even when you lock up women they still have a high chance ofgetting a bf.

How do you find out what they're in for?

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>>39658117
>put my dick in her
>get shanked because it reminded her of being dominated by other women in jail
I'm not sure about this.

>>39660445
>Find inmate on that site
>Google "<name of state here> inmate search"
>Search that inmate

Most are drug or fraud offenses, although I've found a few manslaughter convictions.

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>>39660489
Ah sweet. Thanks for the info. Looks like pic related is in for 3 years cause of a fake id.

>>39660381

if i could warp in this chic's brain, in about 1 week i'd of got her a modeling contract, have 5-7 rich guys irl eating out of her hand, and use camming to pull a grand a day out of idiots.

this chic must be borderline retarded.

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>>39660599
>former gymnast
>5'1
>former Wendy's manager

I wanna place my dick somewhere on her.

>>39659134
Oh shit, she's in for criminally negligent homicide.

>>39661136


what Anon she accidentally killed someone

>>39661241
Yeah, someone's dead because of her. It's just weird.

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She's getting released in time for my birthday

I googled and apparently she escaped from her prison work assignment

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/home-invasion-convict-21-escapes-las-vegas-road-crew-article-1.2307392

>>39661462


my wife Taylor, who looks like a clone of Teresa Palmer, got busted for shoplifting, then violated her probation and got 5 years

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She's listed as Muslim

Isn't this haram?

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BIG CHOCOLATE TITTIES

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>I am seeking friendship, but I am open to more if it feels right. I am as addictive as the drugs I am being charged with.

HOLY KEK

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>Hi! My name is Emily. I am 5'6, small build, olive complexion, dark brown eyes, and long brown hair. I am currently in the Therapeutic Community Program and should be released on parole upon completion. It is a 9 month substance abuse program that I started about a month and a half ago.

>suddenly one or two of these girls are going to have a massive influx of letters from thirsty robots
that will be fun

>>39661132

Nah bruh, she did cocaine and got fat. Hence the "former" gymnast.

http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2profile.aspx?mdocNumber=893224

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>find some inmates with gang connections
>write shittalking letters to those inmates
>use chad's name and return address on the letter

>>39661900


LOL she's hilarious, but she looks like a trashy hooker,

>>39661942
i missed her what was her name age?

>>39662063
https://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/emily-544020.html

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>earliest release date 2121
>think it's a typo
>find out she killed two cops

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/fallon-360371.html

>>39662128
hahaha

always the manlets

>>39661562
>Dude they're probs just in for pot!
>Human invasion convict

Don't be stupid guys. You don't want to give these ladies your home address.

>>39662142
>>39662128
> have really pretty teeth, a tiny waste and fat behind

Also a brainlet too

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Killed her pimp

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/lashyla-01973839.html

>>39662205
Where do find that info? Or are you just guessing from the sentence, pictures and
>Occupation before prison: Massage Therapist
?

>>39662096


she's really cute, but she's too close to Normie tier, only 9 months in prison. I'm guessing she is gonan try and finish her thing and then run back to Normie'ville scared straight, and pretend it all never happened.

>>39661979
>that pic

Further proof there is no god

>>39659033
Link?

>>39662148
You can just use a PO box.

>>39662609

she's already married to me though Anon,

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/taylor-965277.html

>>39658789
Is she an inmate ?

Gotta source on her ?

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>>39662727
>>>39662609 (You)
>
>she's already married to me though Anon,
>
>http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/taylor-965277.html

You sure about that Anon?

>>39663293
Is her hair greasy or wet?

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>>39662727
Theft

>>39663352


>>39663352
>>>39663293 (You)
>Is her hair greasy or wet?

Not sure but that's her mugshot.

>>39663293
Wut

Are they the same people ?

The blonde girl & the one laying on the sand ?

>>39658117
>be a woman
>fuck up so hard that you get sent to prison
>still receive hundreds of letters from men who want to provide for you and bone you

>>39663392
>>>39663293 (You)
>Wut
>
>Are they the same people ?
>
>The blonde girl & the one laying on the sand ?

No. The blonde and the wet hair girl are the same. Look at the difference! Before and after pics lol.

>>39660463
>get shanked
women's prisons are cake walks compared to male ones. plus, most of these women are non-violent offenders.

>>39658117
why are almost all of them from texas and tenessee?

>>39663148

Renee Misas, 27, and then search her name on normie book, she is the middle one on that club promotion poster.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/renee-20776551.html


>>39663293
yes im sure she loves me, we got married,

>>39663352
>>39663371

pretty sure its just wet,

>>39663392

different girls

>>39663478
sure, but don't they still somehow dominate each other in prisons?

>>39659033
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/taylor-965277.html

Taylor is mine!!

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>>39659458
How do you think I feel, then?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/ashley-d17192.html

This one could pass for being a model.
Her bio just makes me sad though tho

American prison system is messed up though, all these people doing time just for possession

>>39663541

prison pipelines. prison industry is strongest in red states where voters whack it to execution footage.

>>39663437
Oooh shit didn't notice lmao

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/taylor-965277.html
Not bad

>>39663667


No Anon, Taylor loves me, we already got married.


Here is a general question to any criminal bots. Where are these women when they arent in prison? these arent normie chics on tinder. so where the fuck are they when they are out of prison. Do they immediately go run to criminal Chad and disappear or what?

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>want to write to this person http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/cecillia-1748950.html
>I'm British and there would be no way of mailing her for her to return mail back

It's a sad day for me.

>>39663774
>Texas
>Red state
More like a brown state

Its going to go blue in a few years judging by all the spics here

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Amanda Miller
She's cute

>>39663559
Dayum those titties

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>>39662051
>gang turns out to be female gang
>they sneak into chad's house at night
>all sleep with him and become his amazonian harem
No can do, brother

>>39663559
What do you mean you got married? How do you marry someone who is in prison?

Man all these women are so trashy. Like I'll look at their profile pic and they'll seem nice but then when I see the full pic they'll be in their underwear or showing off titties. Also I'm surprised by how picky some of them are even though they're locked up. One of them said to send pics of yourself if you wanna talk to her, you can bet that shot would be passed around.

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>I used to say the world was my playground. I'm very independent. I have a strong and positive mind. As I sit her reality sits in staining my brain. I was only a piece of the playground. We call life chasing dreams trying to live like a video in a rap video not really knowing the meaning of life. I thought to be somebody I had to act like someone I wasn't. I got my wake up call.
What did she mean by this?

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>>39658117
They're criminals. Not people. Scum. Degenerates. Put them in a fucking electric chair.

>>39663873


she ran over and killed her mom with a car, claims it was an accident, also has a normie book, looks fat in most of her pics

>>39659012
Fuck off double spacing is god tier.

Just because niggers use guns or cars doesn't mean we shouldn't.

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>My name is Pamela. I am a 57 year old female with brown hair, brown eyes and I weigh 167 LBS.

/r9k/ is really just the real life manifestation of George Costanza

>>39663991
Righto, I'm doing a lot more digging.

She seems like the like of girl to just lose her grip on adulthood and acted out against a loving parent. Absolute scum.

I want to email inmates to kinda judge their psyche. I write a lot of scripts and character profiles and this shit intrigues me.

>>39663958

she realizes she was living like a retard, and now she s sad cause doing that got her sent to prison

>>39658117
>http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/newestladies/
the first girl i clicked on has the same birthday as mine

>>39664049
George, this a little too much for me - escaped convicts, fugitive sex... I've got a cockfight to win.

>>39658789
Can we get more pics on

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/renee-20776551.html

She got a nice ass body

>>39664320


look up her name on normie book, she's got a ton of super personal looking pictures on there. a nice looking club promotion pic, a lot of pics like the beach one, a Chad brother,

if i had t take a wild guess she is an upscale escort

>>39664411
Seen it, she got 2 bangin beach pics on there

Wonder what the source is for the toothbrush pic on her inmate profile though

>>39663774
t. reddit tier philosophy fag

>>39659134
Where is she from? I think I know her

>>39664775


no clue, looks like a pic she took for a bf she was about to fuck

>>39663988
>electrocution for dope smokers and shoplifters
What are you a chink or something?

Because I work with these people and they're all crazy.

One thing Chad taught me is no "never put your dick into crazy"

>>39664858
They're criminals. It doesn't matter what they did to become one, execution is the only way. Hang them along the main street, jails are way too soft.

>>39663874
currently an underwater state

>>39664040
>they call me pretty boy

kekekekek

shes from the next town over from me too lmao

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This meth head qt is getting out in Jan. think i might hit her up

>>39664902


you work at a prison? what would you say is the angle to this prison dating thing? are they just looking for losers to send them money? or do they genuinely want someone to talk to? and maybe more

>>39665066
She'll take your money while pretending to love you so she can get high as fuck and bang the tyrone next door

>>39664980
Oh shut the fuck up

Yeah, execute someone for having 3 grams of weed on them

I'm sure a majority of inmates are incarcerated for misdemeanors, even whipping would be more justified than flat out killing a bunch of people

You're a fucken degenerate

>>39665097
>3 grams of weed
More than enough to hate these degenerates.

>>39664822
She is from Texas.

>>39665097
Inmates are subhuman, they should be branded like cattle and treated as such. Prisons should break people, not provide them with free food and shelter.

>>39665115
And when a new law is passed that makes it legal to carry 5 grams of weed at any given time ?

Not to mention, how exactly are you going to treat these people when they get released ?

Like trash because they're 'scum?' or maybe treat them like functioning citizens because they've learned their lesson & have payed their due in taking literal time out of their life ?

Its some petty shit that some of these inmates are locked up for

>>39665279
>how exactly are you going to treat these people when they get released


my wife Taylor, with a box of chocolate, a dozen roses, and then she's moving here with me

>>39665279
I would avoid them, they're naught but a bunch of junkies.
As I said. Criminals. Are. Not. People.
Hang them, lynch them, do whatever the fuck you want, but don't treat them lije equals. Because they're not.

>>39665279
And how is serving time going to change them?
Unless they're regularly beaten up and tortured - they won't learn anything.

>>39665338
Stealing your money, cheating on you, possibly stabbing you if high.

>>39665426


she already stole my heart,!

>>39665444
Disgusting beta cuckold.

>>39665479


i bet she's into some kinky freaky prison bdsm stuff now too,

>>39663478
What about OITNB

>>39662128
her potions are too strong for you traveller

>>39665279
> like functioning citizens because they've learned their lesson
They don't, tho
I know too much stories about neighbours' relative getting imprisoned again the first day after release
If they would learn shit, they wouldn't do illegal shit / at least get caught,

>>39665084
They have plenty of people to talk to inside. They want commissary funds while they're in and a sugar daddy once they get out.

>>39665741


ahh well, there goes that plan, im poor,

>>39661241
Not manslaughter, but homicide, so she somehow accidentally killed someone on purpose