>be me >3 months ago >decide to stop being a loser

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>be me
>3 months ago
>decide to stop being a loser neet
>sign up for army
>get accepted
>the whole family is proud of me
>join regiment
>turns out I'm still a miserable pussy
>sign out after three weeks
>home atmosphere is even better than before lel
>"son, you have two months to find something to do with your life or we're kicking you out"
>shit
>find a formation to become a receptionnist, could do that since english is my only talent
>4 star hotel somehow accept me for a week, so I can watch what they do
>boss lady decide to hire me after a week
>holy shit it's a fresh start
>no one knows I'm a retarded failure
>stop caring about my autistic moment
>actually enjoy working there
>almost all my coworkers seem to like me
>get close with the qt blond receptionnist that is training me (she's shagging a cook but whatever.)

3 days ago
>have to leave the job to start the training
>lady coworker goes"We're going to miss you, anon"
> blonde qt goes "no one can make me laugh like you do, anon, I don't want you to leave."
>boss goes "I expect to see you back here after your training."

There's some good parts between the shitstorms, lads.