Welp, looks like my life is over lads. Long story short: A

>>34013415
Sound harsh.
What is your side of the Story?

Phahahahahah
She sounds like a cunt, but you sure acted autistic

>>34013415
>He tells me the only thing I'm allowed to get is a five buck lunch

Pretty alpha move anon

Really man? Your grandma? It seems as though you already planned out your life with this girl, pretty autistic desu.

>my next door neighbor from 15 years ago. He asks me to hang out, and I say sure thinking why not catch up since it's the first time I've seen him since then.

>Lol my random neighbor from over a decade ago? Yeah let's hang out!
Wow

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>>34013415
>asking grandma for $20

I don't think I have the stamina to read all this betaness.

>>34013469

We knew each other from before and she was asking about my family, so we went to visit them. My G-mom was paying me back, it was $60 too (bank was too far). She insisted on DQ for lunch. She told me I was cute.

>>34013474

I can't argue that.

>>34013484

She wanted that. I said get whatever you want.

You must be handsome for her to go through all of this without bolting.

Did you really do that what the fuck

>>34013493

I was going to marry her. We have a history from childhood. No need to beat around the bush

>>34013500

She's a cunt.

>>34013503

I didn't. It was 60 that she borrowed the week before.

>>34013522

/soc/ called me a 5/10

>>34013545

Most of that but she paints it in a bad light.

>>34013556
Is there a positive light?

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I'm sending her this thread OP

This is hilarious, you just took her round your extended family, for what? To show off you have a gf now? haha

>>34013557

Yes, I was being nice and letting her get comfortable with my family which she knew from childhood. I was very nice the whole time but still strong.

>>34013600

I don't give a fuck. Life is over anyway.

>>34013606

She knew them. Was just being nice.

>>34013415
>normie friends
Why would you do this? Your autism levels are clearly too high for this to ever work out.

>>34013631
what kinda ride you got bro?

>>34013556
>/soc/ called me a 5/10

pic pls

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>>34013631

You weren't being strong.

The girl just wasn't impressed I guess. Maybe she smelled your NEETness.

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Jesus fucking shit, OP.

You might be un-ironically autistic. Why did you think ANY of that was a good idea?

>>34013686
To me your at least a 7/10, you look normal

>he bites my neck and tells me I'm lucky he's not a vampire
>age 32

Holy fuck OP what are you doing

>>34013686
how the fuck is that a wizard

>>34013687

Not full NEET, I have a job, IT at a retirement home.

>>34013697

It went well until she became a bitch a few days later.

>>34013698

Thanks. I need to get a haircut and lift weights.

>>34013711

She is heyychiaki

>>34013715

It was a joke and she is a fan of twilight.

>>34013723

Right now, just waiting to go to work soon.

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>>34013686
Huh, I was expecting you to look something like pic related.

If you knock it off with the autism, you'd actually do well for yourself.

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>>34013686
You're not a bad looking guy, OP. Don't let 'em get to ya.

>>34013733
What parts did she exactly exaggerate about in her post?

>>34013733
Your hair does actually suit you, I agree with the weights tho

Just hit the gym and put this behind you

>>34013737
>If you knock it off with the autism, you'd actually do well for yourself.

Not exactly autistic.

He's just not attractive enough to pull this strategy off. And he gave off the pheromones of a weak life mission. >>34013733 (computers at smelly poopy home).

>>34013415
what a stupid cunt

here she had a cute guy, but she was too much of a golddigger to be satisfied with him

may she choke dead on Chad cock

>>34013686
If you lifted weights you could've gotten away with your antics. Fuck it, post her picture for us. This thread is going to leak to reddit anyways.

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>>34013768
>Not exactly autistic
The only thing more autistic than that date is you thinking that it wasn't a splurge fest of spaghetti and type two weaponized autism.

>>34013686
>that is a wizard
You look like an 8/10 to me, would suck you dry if I way gay or female, how the fuck are you a wizard?

>>34013801

If he was chad, introducing your gf to grandma is "sweet'.

When no on Chad, it's "creepy".

>>34013733
>It went well until she became a bitch a few days later.
very clearly not

>>34013415

goddamn thank you for the lulz

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>>34013836
No, it wouldn't be "sweet".

If a fucking super model bitch took me on a cringe fest date like OP's, I'd be gone.

>>34013733
>has job
>is nice
>is cute

What is that bitch's problem? You just got your 60 bucks back, maybe the whore didn't like that you don't leave women money. You are better off without her, anon.

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>>34013737
>>34013750
>>34013754
>>34013775

Thanks.

>>34013752

Almost all of it. We has a good time. She's just a cunt.

>>34013768

Made me lol.

>>34013796

Here's one from her FB, I think it's like 3 years old though. She is a litter fatter now.

>>34013801

She's making it look bad.

>>34013816

Normies don't understand me. That's why I wanted to marry her and get it over with.

>>34013836

Yup. Not chad enough I guess. She knew my G-mom from before too.

>>34013844

She's a lying bitch.

>>34013865

Just giving a warning to my fellow robots.

>>34013867

Not that bad.

>>34013876

True. I hope she gets blacked or some shit.

>>34013913
Those eyes
That thing on her head

Pure "quirky" Stacy.

How did you fall for that cumdumpster?

Well, there's a couple of points where you screwed up, dude.
The first one was not using the $60 from your grandma to go fuck a hooker instead.
At least a hooker would appreciate a date to dairy queen.

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>>34013836
>pic applies
and girls don't like to admit it

ITT: what someone with high functioning autism does as an example irl

you can't just "bee urself" because this happens

>>34013913
She's a good 2 points less than you in attractiveness anon fucking stupid bitch didn't realise how good she had it

>>34013979
This thread is perfect evidence that it doesn't.

>>34013686
you have autism eyes/facial expressions

im sure you seem normal on the outside but after a few interactions you are a huge sperg and it shows

i have had several asperger friends like that, this is why the girl made that post (if real).

>>34014000
He isn't a Chad, he's just normal looking

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Include me in the screencap lads

>>34013913
For some odd reason I can picture you two really well together, would watch you pound her.

>>34013415

Join us over at https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/ OP. We'd love to help you out.

>>34014030
guy in pic isn't chad either

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lol roasties are coming to her defense. Stay strong OP

>>34013913
I know this means nothing since I'm posting here instead of reddit, but you look a lot better than she does. You may be autistic, but she looks borderline retarded.

>>34014077
wolf mommy

kys roastie bitch

Thanks guys, just needed to warn you all about bitches out there. They will lie to make themselves look better. I need to go to work now.

>>34013913
Looks quite hot to me. Has that boring, plain feature very slightly chub face that I find hot for some reason. Not ugly but has some attractive features.

Op, you look on her level or slightly better .

OP, I recommend you to make a throwaway account there and write explanatory comment. You will get downvoted by other whores, but at least you challenge her narrative and can explain yourself, and it will stay. I'll make sure to upvote you, bro.

>>34013686


Damn, you are a 10/10 in my country.

I am from Mexico.

>>34013913
You may have dodged a bullet, my man. Everything about her screams "I love black cock and will breed with black men when I get married".

>>34013686
Not even that bad why the fuck would you get a 5?

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>>34013415
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc6l1n8/

Reading those replies reminded me why I hate normies and roasties.

>>34014181


>/soc/

All guys and girls in that board think they are like 9 or 10. But they arent.

Is a shitty board

>>34013415
>This is permanently on there now, being seen by THOUSANDS of people, when you wasn't even trying to be a dick or anything

That's fucking cruel. Seriously.

>>34013913
Post more pics plz and thank you

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>he bites my neck and tells me I'm lucky he's not a vampire

>>34014181
Soc has ridiculously high standards.
A bunch of attention whoring faggots take MySpace angle pics and edit them up the ass and then patiently wait for compliments ALL fucking day

>Went back to his cousin's house to socialize some more there. Proceeded to slap my ass in front of them.

Pretty alpha OP. Dont let these skanks dull your shine

>>34014181
People on /soc/ are delusional.

>>34013686
Wow you just attached your face to the story and now it's only a matter of time before your real name is out there too. Good job.
Before this, you were a faceless anonymous autist from a funny greentext story. Now your life actually is over.

>>34014239
Is that really bad on its own? If I girl said that to me I wouldn't lose my boner.

>>34013686
You are A FUCKING NORMIE.
You seriously expect any sympathies from us, slappy? Go necklace yourself.

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>>34013415
>Drives us over there and introduces me to her by saying "So this is that girl I told you I really like... I'd really like to take her to dinner, so can I have that money now?"

jesus fuck OP you can't be this retard

Please tell me this is not true.

Before 4chan, I didn't believe such autism could exist. This is the most cringeworthy thing I have read since the Rocking Robbie incident.

>>34014264
Kek
Just like Instagram

>>34013686
I'm sorry some cunt is putting you on blast but you really shouldn't of posted your pic

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You keep saying you were going to marry her? Look at her post history.

All this girl posts about on reddit is birth control and aborting chad babies. What were you thinking?

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>>34013415
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc6l1n8/

HAHAHHA nice story OP, you did this to make a stupid Stacey feel bad and worthless.
Right?
OP?
You weren't this retard. You couldn't be. This s worse than literally anything here, and I read some brutal shit on this board.

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>>34013415
This is why I don't even try to go on a date with a girl. Normies are always saying the "just be yourself" shit. OP did it and he fell for this stupid meme.

>>34014352

coal burning roastie confirmed

OP you dodged a bullet

>>34014239
I laughed at this part. What's sad is that it reminded me of something I would say

>>34014376
>OP you dodged a bullet
>implying there was a chance from the first minute through his retardness that this could work

>>34013415
I don't say this very often but if I would be in your shoes I would kill myself.

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>>34014352

Modern women are all trash

>>34014352
/r9k/ should raid this roastie scum

aesu 1 point 2 hours ago
I know your boyfriend! Ive been told this exact story from the opposite perspective! The guy is wildly autistic, has never been taught any life skills and grew up in an abusive, broken household.
Hes hot, though. So this happens a lot. Unfortunately hes got a little smarter about things and often beds girls, now.

Hahaha, nice try OP

>>34014423
Nice try OP.
Now go kindly klll yourself.

>>34014428
What the fuck lmfao op

OP, if truly hate her, you should give us her address and we can all send animal shit to her house. And btw if you ever see her in person again you could buy crabs online and throw some on her.

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That's what you get for trying to date a western woman mate. Get yourself an Asian immigrant. They love you long time.

>>34014114
>OP, I recommend you to make a throwaway account there and write explanatory comment
lmao don't do this, you'd just look so much worse.
Should've gone to get money from your grandma first, asking money back from her on your date is such a bad move. socialising with your family members on a first date is also a bad move, regardless of how well she knows them. Making plans for several months in the future should also obviously be a bad move, it's a first date dude.

How the fuck are you guys backing this

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>>34013415
top kek

You made my day better. I was always thinking that my first date was a disaster, but mine was like the best date compared to yours.

>>34014479
i sure as hell am not backing that robotshaming whore

Let's decide once and for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/12067520

I'm dying over here, this thread slayed me. Lucky I'm not a vampire. Ahahahahahahahaha

>>34014558
He's not even a robot. Some autism-shaming whore on Reddit said this guy gets laid and that he's really hot.

>>34013415
She knows way too much about contraception ...

>>34013415
>slap her ass
>talk about life together

Those were literally the only two things you did wrong imo, the rest is just entitlement from her part. I mean sure some of the things you did are weird but if it's enough of a reason for her to bitch about on the internet she should have acted like a grown up and come up with some more interesting ideas than what you had to offer.

idk which part are exagerated and which are true but :

>Take you to his grandmother's house and ask her for money to pay for the date
Uncommon but why would that be off putting?

>Literally didn't even realize it was a date
Guys you haven't seen for 15 years wants to see you 1 on 1 but there's no way it's a date, right?

>he tells me we can go to Dairy Queen.
I'm not american so idk the brand but if it's not good enough for her she could have refused and ask to go somewhere else.

>He tells me the only thing I'm allowed to get is a five buck lunch. OK, whatever.
It's 2017, she's supposed to pay for her shit but you basically give her a $5 discount and she still finds a way to be a cunt about it

>He makes a little bit of a scene because he wanted his drink with no ice and hadn't told her that before she already poured his drink
It's a bit weird i'll admit but how is that note worthy?

The rest is just you fucking up with all that long term relationship talk and ass slap or her being childish and not telling you she isn't interested in meeting your family and would rather go somewhere else.

Look at his white knight faggot butting in with an unrelated story

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc738bw/

Damn, you give us all a bad name with your mental illness. Oh well.

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>>34013415

this is either a set up on both sides for a laugh or you are mental

she is just as mental for staying with you the whole day, I think this made up for screenshots

>>34013415
I agree with her, you're just weird no wonder you're a wizard.

>>34013504
>She wanted that. I said get whatever you want.

I don't get it, so she's just straight up lying?
Can you please tell me what part of her story is true, honestly. Don't lie yourself.

>>34014651
Reads like a Sam Hyde social experiment

>>34013415
You took her on a date. I see you getting one step closer to getting laid. I mean this date might've been an absolute laughable trainwreck, but next time you're gonna make it a slightly less terrible adventure. Then the time after, it might even be mediocre.

Don't fucking give up anon. You look decent, you just have no experience with women and you're probably autistic, but that's still better than being ugly. Keep up, you're making progress.

Ask someone else. Go on a better date as soon as possible and put this behind you.

God's speed anon.

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>>34014651
Holy fucking shit. What an absolute faggot.

>>34013415
You did everything right, she is just a vagina holding out for a guy that she can brag to her girlfriends too.

>>34013415
CREASING

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>>34014828
He bummed a twenty from his grandma in front of her. Like, wtf are you even doing man lmao.

>>34014876
So, he wanted to get something to eat.

I would have took her out front of a convenience store to help me pan-handle. If she wanted to bail, i'd buy a 40 oz and chat with the homeless people.

>>34014897
This.

>they don't take girls to panhandle on first dates

What the fuck? How do you know she'll stick with you during the hard times if you don't test that right away? Seriously robots? Don't be this cucked.

OP you are fucking hilarious mate

you're good looking too, don't let that cunt get to you

>>34014941
This tbqh

Banterous first date

>>34014107

pls come back and give us more details

Anyone contact the reddit whore yet?

Ok so I originally this was a holohoax of some sort that you just posted a comment that you've written on reddit to get more attention to it.

However reading through this thread has shown me the complete opposite and you've even recanted some of your reasoning behind your actions. Not going to lie, I am extremely impressed with your attitude and approach to taking this girl out.

Now my questions OP

>did you really slap dat ass
>what caused her to be a bitch

If OP can't make it then none of us can make it.

>>34015136
Shut the fuck up you little runt, go be a sad sack in the corner before my fist obliterates your already malformed face

>>34013556
you bit her in the neck and said she was lucky you werent a vampire, why does everybody ignore this part

>>34015167

He said --> >>34013733
>It was a joke and she is a fan of twilight

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>>34015162
>Shut the fuck up you little runt
>you little runt
>runt

>>34015167
howled at this

>>34015162
Top kek.
You like totally made my day, amirite goys, I mean guys xDD

>The next two days in a row he shows up at my house uninvited and spends a solid hour there each time just talking to my mom
>He shows up at my work, I tell him flat out he creeper me out and I wasn't interested
>He comes back the next day to ask me out again, tell him no again
>Stops in the next week, addresses me as babe, tells my coworkers I'm his girlfriend
Why OP?

>tfw no quirky goth gf who has had abortions

What's the deal with first dates anyway? Do I mention funny frog pictures? What do

>>34013686

My dude, I find you cute. No joke.

>>34015430
>cute
This is a codeword for "you look okay but have absolutely zero sexual value".

>>34014982

I'm here. Free to answer questions until I'm needed for something.

>>34015413

She's lying. I knew her family and she knew mine. She was my neighbor growing up. Her mom knows me. We chatted a bit to catch up. I went to her work to offer a ride home and she took it every time except the last. Addressing her as babe is what I did everytime not just the last. I was making my moves and taking charge. She never said "creeper". Lies.

>>34015430

Thanks.

>>34015207
that is not enough, something really drove him to bite a girl

>>34015475
I think you should go post on reddit and make all this known

she sure painted you in a bad light

>>34015466
>40

I'm sorry you've been called that before. Probably. But I seriously meant it, I should pick my words wisely then..

>>34015507

It wasn't a bite bite. My teeth barely grazed her neck. It was playful and we both laughed.

>>34015510

I don't want a flame war. Her family are nice people. Just wanted to rant and warn you guys about these lying cunts out there.

>>34015475

>I went to her work to offer a ride home and she took it every time except the last. Addressing her as babe is what I did everytime not just the last. I was making my moves and taking charge. She never said "creeper". Lies.

I am genuinely unsure whether this is a troll or not. You don't think it was a little weird to turn up to her work uninvited to give her lifts home?

>>34015535
I'm not OP.

Originally commented.

>>34015573

It wasn't uninvited. Every time "See you later/tomorrow?" "Yes sure". I gave her at least 20 rides home and we saw 10 Cloverfield Lane together at that time.

>>34013415
Kek, no wonder you're a wizard op

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>>34015475
Holy shit OP if her post has even a modicum of truth to it that's one of if not the worst first date I think I've ever read about and I've had some bad
Ones myself but yours takes the cake. All of it my friend.

>>34015594
I'm starting to believe she just wrote that as disgusted by your creepiness as a way to cope with her feelings of a missed opportunity.
Women do that a lot, trash talking their ex even though they're a text away from throwing themselves over his dick again.

You're life isn't over at all OP, I'm sure people will side with you if they read that but you explain that she's a resentful cunt.

Why did you stop going out with her anyways?

>>34015556
>we both laughed.
I just didn't want you to hurt me you shitlord! How dare you interpret it as anything but nervous laughter!

That one reddit bitch said you're an autist but you still fuck chicks. What kind of girls do you fuck?

>>34014428
please tell me someone from here wrote this as a bait...

Holy shit OP

>>34015823
>>34015831

That's not about me, it's about someone they know that is like me or some shit. Or it's a troll from here.

>>34015695

She stopped wanting to hang out so I stopped talking to her.

everything OP did was right

paid for her, showed her that he was close with family, showed that he was the alpha in the relationship by setting restraints, showed her that he thought of their future together instead of just the now. Hell even after all of that he made a conscious effort to pursue her again showing how much he is willing to put into the relationship to make it work.

bitch roastie just wanted a wall to talk to so she could listen to her own voice

>>34014204
>Reading those replies

get out you fucking redditor

>>34015868
Why don't you try to text her right now?
Just to see how she replies.

>>34015626
Doesn't even sound that bad, what are you on about?

From reddit:

>u4486662 0 points 5 hours ago
>Guys like this douche ruin it for the rest of us when we try to approach a girl we like

>>34015920
>0 points
its true though

did anyone screencap this epic thread? orig

>>34015874
*tips fedora

origeeenalooo

>>34014622
I see you discovered OP's alt account.

>>34015932
What if you ate a million pounds of doo doo by accident?

it seems like op planned out everything in his head before hand because he was afraid to spagettie and reveal that he was a sperglord if something went wrong. work on your self esteem dude.

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She should've ordered an angel shot. OP is a chump.

>>34014000
Well there's shit like in that picture and then there's shit like what OP pulled. OP's antics really don't leave anything up for interpretation, it's not quite CWC level but it's getting close.

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Anyone else notice how it's all about him him him him him him him in her story? Just, she gives the impression that she didn't say or do anything at all over the hours this all took place. Reddit roasties, if you've arrived to this thread yet, fucking tell me how YOU being a mannequin is ok? And then you turn around and gossip about it. You'd give me a panic attack being a fucking mannequin.

>>34013768
That strategy wouldn't work with anyone, don't kid yourself. First date, introducing a girl to your whole family, planning out your whole life with her and biting her on the neck, Chad couldn't even pull that off.

Clicked the link to this place from AskReddit.
Wow, you losers are worse than /r/incels.
I hope you are role-playing or something.
This is sad.
Very disturbing.

>>34016267
kys roastie

onigiri

>>34013836
No it would still be weird. Women don't want to be introduced to your grandma, your cousins and your sick aunt on the first date. This is why a lot of you get nowhere with women. You think the shit you do is unattractive just because you're doing it, not realizing you're a complete retard.

include me in the le reddit screencap

>>34016303
go back

oregano

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Thx for the lulz

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Learn from your mistakes and move on. I got arrested on a first date once.

>we got married

How the fuck do you use leddit? I'm lost.

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Autismo

>This is an original comment bought to you by Oregano

>>34016459
you're not fooling anyone. you're so familiar with reddit, you're practically that faggot who's marrying Serena Williams

>>34016458
Greentext story? How did that happen?

>>34016609

>out on date, hit up bars, drink
>time to leave, otw back to my place
>I get pulled over, refuse to blow, go downtown
>stall the cops for two hours, finally blow at police station, .1 under the limit
>they have to let me go
>take a cab back to my place where she is already waiting
>alright now where were we

Don't blow but don't drive drunk in the first place. I no longer do

>>34016678

Did you blow the cops too, faggot?

>>34016678

Let me clarify. It was .01 under the limit. Don't blow at the scene. Go to the station to do it, if at all.

>>34016532

>implying I can get monkey pussy

>>34016713

No but the cop was a Chad, it was sort of funny. After he had to let me go we bantered and he told me about all the girls he picks up from his calls and how domestic violence victims are the easiest fucks

>>34014310
She's a lesbain, she's a lgbt she was using you..

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>>34013686
You're like Ryan Gosling with downs. Pretty good.

this thread just proves that staceys are toying with chads now

rk9 siding with a normie chad

WTF

>>34013913
>those chubby hands
>that awful haircut
>that stupid bow thing on her head
ewwww op

In all seriousness though how well did you know her in your childhood? For how long did she know your family? And how long have you been out of touch with her? Chances are if it's been over a few years and you weren't REALLY close she doesn't give two fucks about a meet and greet with your family lol. You fucked up op.

OP, I would tell you to learn from your mistakes and do some things different next time but if you're this autistic and 8 years away from middle age, I have no hope for you.

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Best thread in a long time. Include me in the screencaps, boys.

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>>34013415
>"OK, first I'm taking you to see my grandma." Drives us over there and introduces me to her by saying "So this is that girl I told you I really like... I'd really like to take her to dinner, so can I have that money now?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHA!!!!! SHE JUST TOLD EVERYONE WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE!!!! YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED!!!

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>>34013415
>he bites my neck and tells me I'm lucky he's not a vampire

nah m8, naaaaaaah

>>34017142
I thought redditors enjoyed quirky humor.

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Op your life must be an uproar. I'm laughing so fucking hard right now.

>>34013415
Lmao @ OP.

This is not how you date women. You need to stop taking /r9k/ advice, my man. I'm a NEET but because I was given the gift of common sense on my feet I've had myself a few women.

I'm surprised anyone has your back on this. You don't 'take charge' by doing fucking everything and enforcing yourself on her like she isn't there. If women are so self absorbed and shit what the fuck makes people think they want to

wasting my breath desu but you are retarded and this is from pondscum like myself.

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Even with all this betaness, I fucking love this place.

Stay shiny /r/obots

TL;DR, normie.

OP when was the last time she saw your family?

Why did you decide to marry her before the first date?

Why did you smack her ass before even a first kiss, let alone sleeping with her?

And why did you say you werent a vampire if she is into Twilight so much?

>>34013415
>that whole story

thanks for the kek, op

>>34013913
I think you dodged a bullet there m8

>>34013686
autistic Ryan Gosling/10

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>>34013415
OP you're life is not over it is the internet there is a difference between REAL LIFE and the internet unless its kike book you're life is not over my man

>>34017493
Because poop is made in your belly.

Because poop goes out of your butt.

Because poop plops in the toilet.

Because poop gets flushed away to the sewer.

Any more questions about poop, you creepy poop freak?

>>34013979
I dont want to be that guy but im pretty good looking and when i tell girls i play videogames all day they always think its cute.

Then when I watch one of my nerd friends say it they get a look of disgust. Girls are shit, I wish was gay.

>>34015510
But no one will see it. Reddit is fucking retarded where only "approved" posts by the community get seen.

>>34017265
>You don't 'take charge' by doing fucking everything and enforcing yourself on her like she isn't there.
Then why the fuck didn't she do or say anything? Stop being a retarded white knight.

>>34013415
OP what the fuck is this comment? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc6t67i/

>>34017748

Not OP, but I'm assuming by "this guy" they mean someone just like OP. Not literally OP.

>>34013415
Holy shit you're a fucking freak

>>34017935
hello, reddit. welcome good sir.

>>34017935
Didn't your penis fart?

why are you stalking her reddit account

>>34018022
Rofl I was just thinking the same thing.

>>34018022
>>34018108
It was the top thread sitewide when OP posted this. He probably saw it by accident.

>>34016267
you sound like your doge meming
wow
very sad
such disturbing
much /r/incels

I would date OP. But he would probably turn me down because I'm 10x more autistic and fat.

>>34016267
L M A O. We should have threads like this more often. Exposes the normies.

>>34018161

Oh really? Pic?

>>34018131
yeah accident

>>34018373
N-Not in front of all th-these people anon-kun.
Seriously, I think I have an okay face, but I'm fat as fuck and tall.

Hahaha not to mention austism. I uhh... once took a guy to meet my mom at her work (At a church) on the very first date, and I didn't even know him before then.

>>34018442

I get what you mean. Not OP though email me [email protected]

>>34013415
Even if all of this is exaggerated (and it probably is due to plebbitors making sensationalist shit up for up votes), all of what she described is based on something, and whatever that something was, was most assuredly autistic.

What the fuck were you thinking?

did you really say "you're lucky I'm not a vampire"

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHERE YOU WANT TO GO WITH HER ON VACATION WHEN YOU BARELY JUST STARTED TALKING? WHO SAID SHE WANTED TO DATE YOU?

the fuck?

- lists all the things i want to do with girl -

- girl doesnt even like boy -

why do boys do this crap

>>34015167
Because the whole thing is just so fucking bizarre to read

also r/letsnotmeet

i feel like every robot belongs there

OP needs to come back and answer some more questions. I'm fascinated by this shit.

>>34018643
You must be from reddit.

>>34015874
what relationship? how do guys start talking about a relationship when they havent seen each other in years? they dont know if they even like each other yet. how desperate do you have to be? creeper as fuck.

>>34014352
>kills babies
>still thinks she's somehow better than an austist
Don't do reddit, kids.

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you're lucky she's a nice girl. if i were her i wouldn't have even gone out with you. dairy queen? what the fuck are we amish?

why are you asking her on a date when you don't even have money in your pocket? what made you think this girl likes you and why, for gods sake, why, would you try to jump into a relationship with her when she doesn't like you? are turboautists this delusional? you never go up to a girl and start talking about things you want to do together as if she wants to participate. she doesn't. you just look psycho or super unaware of yourself.

from what i read you're worse than this dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4wXa0V7FA

fuck i cringe so hard for her. i would lock my doors and tell my family to AVOID you and your family forever. stay the fuck away. fucking psycho.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhkUrvf63aE

autists must die

>>34015915
Wasting all her fucking time driving around, meeting people she doesn't give a shit about yet and not getting cash from grandma BEFORE the date.

>>34018819
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4wXa0V7FA

WTF? That guy can't be real. That voice? Come on.

Plus the girl was a qt, especially for rural Alaska.

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>>34018819
can someone give tldr of that video?

>>34018925
>wasting all the time when she could have finished a chad or two

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>>34018984
yeah that video doesn't count since the girl doesn't know what's going on

but any normal girl would probably have the inside reaction of >>34018838
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhkUrvf63aE

>>34018988
basically psycho fucks don't know they're repulsive creatures

girls want to flee from turboautists. men too

>>34016183
maybe she would rather be polite than scream, run away, vomit, or kill herself from the degeneracy

ITT: dumb people trolled by OP

>>34013686
what the fuck?? why did she reject you the dumb bitch

>>34019108
you're dumb if you don't think robots unironically do ops work all the time

http://imgur.com/qHLCzKL
I mean, obviously OP's a 5/10 at best. I've seen pictures of the guy and he's a 7/10 no doubt. She should thank her god that he's interested in her fat sausage fingers. Obviously she probably was a close family friend for him to do all this borderline autistic shit with his senpai. But idk I'm just putting out guesses. The guy sounds like he deserves a lot better

Just posted on leddit

>>34019180
he needs a special ed teacher
or a nanny

Fuck im at work trying my best not to laugh.

Fuuuuuuck OP, what the fuck is wrong with you man

>>34019180
Picture doesn't work senpai

>>34019180
>Just posted on leddit

gotta link senpai?

>>34013415
>There's this guy that I work with that took a fancy towards a girl that also works with us and he sounds EXACTLY like that dude, especially towards the end with the whole "coming over uninvited and staying for an hour" thing. But, unlike you, she doesn't have the heart to tell him no and it pains me because she's a really awesome person and I feel like she'd be way better off without him...and better off with me. I'm the only one she talks to that she wants to talk to and I'm the only one she's told about her fetishes and stuff, but not only that, but her dreams, ambitions, what she likes and dislikes, etc etc.
She's never talked to [INSERT NAME HERE] like that, mostly due to the fact that he's a mashugana cunt that only talks about himself and never directs conversation towards another person unless it directs back to him somehow and also bitches like a fuckinnnnnn....man who has relinquished his man card a long ass time ago. I've tried telling her that she needs to let him go, but I can only do so much, y'know?
Moral of the story: guys, please don't be like the gentleman in OP's story or mine because you will literally be punched in the face for how annoying you are.

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cackled at this. it comes off so cringe when they do

>>34019180
I can't find this to upvote.

Imagine being so soulless. Are women even human?

Did this thread make leddit yet?

Hi /r/4chan, you cringy fags

>>34019518

THose fuckers

got a link friendo?

>>34015556
You sound like you have severe autism. A lot of the time when people laugh, smile, or say nice things they are faking it. They are lying. It's very hard to tell a person to their face what you really think of them, so they do this instead. If you weren't such a retard you'd eventually be able to tell she wasn't being genuine.

Just because she mentioned your family doesn't mean she actually wanted to meet them. Taking her to visit your grandma and cousins on a date is extremely bizarre. Asking how your family doing is just chitchat normies make-they don't actually care, and you should be able to realize that she was just being polite.

I know you're going to just disregard what I'm saying and claim that no, she wanted all of that. SHE WAS ACTING. THAT IS WHAT NORMAL, NON-AUTISTIC PEOPLE DO.

>>34019320
UPVOTE THIS


https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc7ieac/

>>34019691
Downvoted, you autistic fucktard.

>>34019716
Fuck you

wjeijrfcndsiudac

>>34019691
I hope some whiteknights come out of the woodwork as usual

>>34013686
No way you are 5/10...

You are ATLEAST a 7/10... but really probably like 8.5/10

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>>34019691
who is that girl famalamski?

>>34019518

I don't see this on r/4chan

>>34019807
It's the girl who posted that post

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nobody cares about what some roastie says on reddit

jesus dude get a fucking spine , stop being such a turbo beta and go do something productive, women just like to hear themselves talk

>>34013686
How is this even possible? If you're a wizard, where will I be? You look like a straight 6/10, 7/10 on a good day. Normy attractive.

>>34019691
it doesnt appear on reddit browsing from the parent link

>>34013686
Wow ur actually good looking, way above a 5 wtf. This guy is a wizard

Tfw ill be a wizard too because im ugly asf

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>>34013913
>heyychiaki
>that hair and ribbon
I know these aesthetics are nice but for some reason it only attracts fake Stacy's who pretend they aren't Stacy. This is what you get with a "weeb" girl. Look at it you fucking weeaboos (I am one myself). Don't got for any girl that calls herself a weeb. They're liars, ugly both on the inside and the outside. At least Stacy isn't as ugly on the inside so she's much more bearable than this conniving deceiving snake of a whore who preys on guys that roam these parts (games and anime/cartoons).

OP why not just get a fat bitch?

>>34017700
>White knight for telling OP to not be a fucking embarassment who carts this woman around everywhere and does everything for her.

ay lmao

A cuck is a cuck by nature. Whether he's a cuck to women or a cuck to shitty advice giving cults.

Why do these autism stories always have the same writing style?
Is it the same guy writing them?

Is OP a cuck?

Y/N

Any update?

>>34013415
i don't see why she didn't like you

>>34018819
*Tips fedo-do and causes it to go extinct*

>>34013504
You should have got your money off gramma before hand to not seem like a complete autist. Whether she owed you or not, it doesn't come off good on a first date to get the money for the date off of grammy before hand.

Also, why did you take her to your cousins' house? That just sounds like an all around bad idea.

>The next two days in a row he shows up at my house uninvited and spends a solid hour there each time just talking to my mom. Luckily I wasn't there either time. He shows up at my work, I tell him flat out he creeper me out and I wasn't interested. He comes back the next day to ask me out again, tell him no again. Stops in the next week, addresses me as babe, tells my coworkers I'm his girlfriend, and jfc I thought I was going to have to get a restraining order against him.

This is also bad if it's true. Hope you learned from this, OP.

>>34013415

I miss when /r9k/ had more threads like this.

This shit is fucking gold, OP.

For some reason I really started laughing when she said you "made a scene" in the DQ because you asked for no ice. Was this your attempt at appearing "alpha" and "dominant"?

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the grandma money thing could have been explained to make sense. but why the fuck did you introduce her to your grandma, your cousins, your GREAT AUNT'S house? if you had so much autistic shit to do that day you could have just gave her your fucking number and met up another day


i'll choose to believe the other shit is embellished for your sake, like the birthday resort trip and ass-slapping...but holy fuck

>>34013415
This what you get for not being chad and trying it on with his girl.
Fucking virgin neet.

>>34019324
I saw that comment too, cringed so hard when I realised this autist isn't joking.

RIP in peice OP

>>34013913
das one ugly ass bitch anthony hopskins lookin motha fucka gonna have to triple bag

>>34021053
>anthony hopskins lookin motha fucka

lmfao i see it!

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>>34021053
>anthony hopskins lookin motha fucka

oh my fucking fuck

>>34021232

Who is this seamen demon????

>>34021260
butifel gamer girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0

>>34021302

any nudes or lewds? papa has a nut to bust

your a fucking waste of skin kill yourself.

Bump

Need more drama.

OP here, you guys just ruined my life, i just wanted some advice or maybe some consolation from you robots Fuck you all

>>34021448
what happened?
I am asking this question in an original manner

>>34021448
Sounds like you should stay on Reddit if you want a hugbox

How has this not hit /r/4chan or /r/cringe or /r/subredditdrama yet? LOL fucking idiots.

>>34021448

Clearly not OP. Die homo.

My girlfriend and I were pretty deep into studying and hadn't spoken for a little bit. In that time, I notice this unfortunate-looking guy with an anime backpack sit down at the desk next to her, and don't think much of it. But about 10 minutes after he sat down, this guy still hadn't even unpacked a laptop or a textbook. He was just sitting there, backpack on his shoulder, looking anxious. We soon found out why.

The guy taps my girlfriend's shoulder and says "Hi, my name is [whatever his name was], and I find you very attractive. I was wondering if you wanted to get dinner with me sometime." He had quite apparently been building up the courage to do this for the past 10 minutes. My girlfriend's face immediately goes red and she says "Uhhhm, I don't think my boyfriend would be okay with that...." and quickly turns to me for help.

Now, I've been there before. Maybe not quite the same situation, but I know the pain of an awkward rejection. So instead of being an asshole about it, I kind of just looked at him briefly and go back to my work, hoping he'd just leave without inducing further awkwardness. But then, the guy just fucking books it. He seriously jumps out of his seat and runs away, like he had been planning it. I still cringe whenever I think of how awkward that situation was for all three of us. If only he had asked someone else.

>>34021612
You found r/cringe I see.

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>>34021302
""""girl""""

anon buddy i think you may be mistaken there

>>34021612
>what happens when you constantly tell an autist "just ask her out"

Which one of you is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEXREYg1fYo

>>34021887
>that hat move

i'm fucking dead

>>34021612
You should of have seized the opportunity to be alpha and said
>what do you take me for? Her brother? Gay friend? Stick to picking up girls at mlp conventions or just stay at home on your computer
Then your grill would think you're a chad and wouldn't leave your beta ass so soon

>>34014049
>/r/incels
that sub is literal cancer

Eh, desu, OP, you kind of fucked up lol. She was patient too. Other girls would have already noped out after the ice-cream.

>>34013415
Relax buddy there's hardly any personal information out there.

>>34013556

>I was going to marry her

Top kek! Please tell me you are just memeing right now. Wtf is wrong with you?

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>>34018819
Holy mother of fuck.

>>34013415
OP one of the comments says you look great and occasionally fuck girls (while also being awkward). She says you told her the story...

Are you really a wizard?

OP can you post your pic again I missed it.

>>34013715

thats pretty cute, she's just a cunt. If chad did that, she would be wetter than the Amazon river.

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>>34022945
I also want to see him since many anons have said he is decently well looking.

Did any of you faggots save ops pic to nut to later? Show it pls

>>34014428
is OP a normie interloper in disguise? a daywalker?

>>34018643
fuck off newfag, lurk and learn how to format before you spew your garbage posts

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>>34022945
not OP, but here

onigiri

>>34023149
looks like a normal ass dude, quite youthful for his age too

>>34016303

Are you illiterate or just retarded? OP explains that she knew his senpai already. She wasn't being introduced.

>>34023149
Wow, he looks like he could pull off being a chad. He's even aryan too.

>>34022945
>>34023149

Why was it beleted in the first place?

>>34023321

dunno m8 ask the mod squd

>>34023149
He is not ugly at all WTF

>>34023674

Apparently he comes from an abusive home. Which is not surprising as more and more children are the products of hypergamy where women get impregnated by men with sexually positive traits like violence/aggressiveness that turn women on.

UPvote lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc7ieac/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc7545o/

>>34023752
Stop spamming your shitty posts.

>>34023818

>two different accounts

dead thread? what did i miss?

>>34023752

Done. Prepare to see them banned though.

lol this entire thread is gold

thanks for the keks faggots

>>34023149
Not gonna lie, I want to see OP's nudes.

>>34023149
That explains why she went along for so long. Op is very good looking

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Besides the degenerates homossexualism here this was a good thread, bye lads

>>34013415
Could you please off yourself? You're too pathetic for this board if half this shit is true. What really kicks it into high gear is you're a ledditor who posted a thread about themself no one would have otherwise seen.

>>34013415
OP DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THIS AT ALL, SERIOUSLY

IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING. TAKE SOME OF IT AS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE, SOME OF THE MAYBE MORE AWKWARD THINGS YOU DID (MAYBE THAT VAMPIRE LINE), BUT THATS IT

>>34026891
And, to always have your wallet on you

>>34026891
>>34026913

Nevermind, just actually read it.

What happened is you had gone so long without GF, and worrying about what all your family thought of you (when are you gonna get married, settled down, when will you give us grand kids, thinking people were thinking you were lame for not having gal), that instantly when you saw a girl that you could deal with being with, you imagined that it was automatically you were together, and then you cared more about you and your families view of you, then her at all, just to ease your ego, to use her as a prop to them "see I can get a girl, stop thinking and talking shit about me, now you must think and talk about me as if i was a cool guy"... so yeah man...

still nothing to get too worked up over, a great learning experience. But it does seem you were quite in the wrong

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>>34013867
You lying motherfucker. No hard feelings I was just cruising through the thread and I really had to tell you this. Glad to get this, and your sister's/mother's/other female relative's pussy off my chest. Adios ma nigga.

>>34026891
>>34027041

Jesus christ, will you shrill fucks stop coming here from the link some retard posted on reddit.

>>34014285
He is a wizard and I will not tolerate such insolent behavior in the face of such a highly ranked and well-respected man of our order. Please excuse this normie your excellency. OP I'm sure he just leaked out from /b/ so keep scrolling and don't even respond to this fool.

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>>34014352
OP you should organize a crusade raid like the 4chan Popes of old. This roastie is beyond shit and she put you on blast to ruin your life simply for being a little weird, though well-intentioned. She posted you to reddit so now rally the robots of 4chan to turn her ass to dust. My furry is unlike any that has been stirred by the postings of late. She should be ruined. She is a whore. She must burn. Deus vult brothers.

That ass slap was Alpha as fuck

>takes her to multiple places to keep her from thinking too much
>talks to her about vacations together to assure dominance
>restrains her from buying expensive shit
>treats her like his gf despite just knowing her
>isn't ashamed of his family
>makes good contact with the mother to brainwash her into liking him
>talks to cousing ignoring her, dkesnt put women on a pedestal

OP BASED ALPHA MALE
She wants the D , second date when

>>34023149
What the fuck, he is half Chad, can't believe that 5/10 bitch. Fuck her.

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>>34015695
>>34015594
No, Op is right. Fuck this whore. It is her apathetic wickedness that stings the most. I would much prefer a mustache-twirling villain to one who smiles so sweetly and hardly has to think as she tears your social life asunder. She posted it in a heavily biased and flat out deceptive way to thousands of redditors for what? Making fun of an arguably odd bro who was only trying to be kind so she could get some reddit points or whatever their currency equivalent of (You)'s are? She's a piece of shit roastie

OP we need an update on this

>>34014934
I don't know if this is retarded or brilliant...

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>>34013415

Hello fellow Wizard.

> One advice another Anon gave me but which probably applies to you as well.

I fell into that trap too often, never as far as you did but yet, sorry for you.

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you're going viral dude. I'm here from twitter

>>34030528

This made Twitter? Nice. Got a link, senpai?

stop teasing the wizards, maggie

It's bizarre how much she lied in her post for upboats as you have clearly admitted to doing some of the weird stuff.

Why lie about calling you a creeper and such? Reminds me of the image of the guy meeting a person he hates and mumbling then later posting about how they did all the things he wish he did.

I saw this thread this morning and it's still up. Good read. 10/10 would kek again, lads.

>>34017000
>if it's been over a few years
it was apparently 15 years

god this is cringey vriendo

>>34030551
not that guy, but here's one https://twitter.com/MargaretsBelly/status/818659561959735297

hi margaret.

I'm good looking and have a decent amount of money and great health insurance.

How much do I have to donate to your silly patreon to come to canada for a date?

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Don't forget to watch Trainer Tips, lads.

>>34023149
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5mu5m5/ladies_whats_an_absolute_nono_for_a_guy_to_do_on/dc7ieac/
kek does he have googly eyes? that's an automatic -5 so if he was a 7 before he's a 2 now

hey senpai if we raid hard enough the cuck mods of lebbit will probably delete the whole thread so Stacey's feelings don't get hurt and OP will become the alpha that can even summon the greatest hacker of all time