That kid thread

>>34018092
>that kid who got a PTSD watching the teletubbies

>>34018092
>That kid who threw apples around while shouting: "ENEMY SPOTTED! GRENADE OUT!"

>>34018092

>That kid with the black trench-coat and the nailpolish

>that kid who cried all day everyday while hunched over with his face on the table and you can see traces of his tears on his sleeves

>>34018528
Kek I knew two grenade apple kids in high school. Both were autistic but funny as fuck.

>That kid that talked about wanting to punch walls and get in fights because he wanted to look hardcore
>that kid that did nothing but talk about nazis and hitler
>that kid that did nothing but gloat about being christian and loving god for five years only to come out as gay to everyone over facebook dramatically two years after highschool
>that fat kid that dressed up as batman and fucked his girlfriend and took pictures of it
>that whimpy shy kid that hated conflict and confrontation that enlisted and went to the middle east and came back and does nothing but talk about how killing people feels while he gets visibly aroused whenever he's not keeping himself in check
>that kid that got ran over by a the security guard in a golf cart for trying to sell weed
>that kid that brought stuffed animals to school and begged the teachers to say hi to it
>that kid that had a halloween crow decoration sit on his shoulder for an entire fucking day as he walked through the halls


last one is me

>>34018092
>that kid who drowned in the lake during winter

>that kid who shot himself in the main atrium

>that Stacy who died in a car collision because she was speeding

>>34018092
>that kid who was caught wearing pink panties under his uniform

>that kid who crashed his car in a school bus in the parking lot because he was high on weed while driving
>that kid who showed everyone a picture his deformed testicle
>that kid who bragged about how a cop almost caught him underage drinking with his made up story
>that kid who disappeared for an entire year and no one knew where he went
I went to a weird fucking school

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>that kid who was too poor to wear his own clothes on own clothes day
>that kid who brought in a copy of pokemon yellow to school on a brick gameboy when we were all playing fire red and leaf green
>that kid who still wore ball stranglers when everyone else had switched to boxers

>>34018298
fuck teletubbies

>that kid that only talks about vikings
>that kid that got his girl pregnant twice, then blamed it on his twin
>that Stacey that claims she is les but only dates guys
>that kid that got leaned out right before a mock math exam and fell off his char twice.

last one is me

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>>34018092

>That kid who jerked off in front of his teacher
>That kid who says racist shit and doesn't understand it
>That kid who drew swastikas everywhere
>That kid who laughed at car crash footage when a cop was giving a lecture on road safety
>That kid who threatened to kill himself at a Halloween party
>That kid who did all those things and is me

>>34019416

can relate
>that kid that got a handy in a movie theatre for a kids movie

>that kid in history classes who would constantly go "AKSCHUALLY" and "correct" the teacher over menial shit

>>34019458
Well teachers are arrogant ignoramuses, so even if the kid was wrong, which I doubt, he had the right respect for the teacher.

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that mexican bitch that got hit by a fucking car

> that kid who still wet the bed past age 14
> that kid who lost his virginity to a boy when he was 12
> that kid who will always be plagued with autism
> that kid who used to show his LPs to everyone at school
> tfw this kid was you

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>>34019570
>that kid who still wet the bed past age 14
Please, stop.

>>34018528

FRAG OUT!!

>>34019594

Why stop? What did I do wrong, Anon?

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>>34019641
It reminds me of my bedwetting problems
____________Also it's my fetish_________

>>34019652

Do you still have a bed-wetting problem, Anon? If so, you're not alone. I do too.

>>34018092
>that kid who brags about watching 2 girls 1 cup at the lunch table

that was me

>That kid who, when asked "how are you", would launch into an enormous tirade about how sleep schedule

>"Hey man, how's it going?"
>"It's okay. I woke up at 3:00 in the morning last night and couldn't go back to sleep so I played Guitar Hero for half an hour and then played WoW for fifteen minutes until I was tired enough to go back to sleep. Then I woke up ten minutes before my alarm for school and thought "I should make breakfast" but instead I just laid in bed until I had to go to school, and that's why I got here late."
>"Oh."

>that kid that used to mix up his cafeteria food into disgusting concoctions and claim that it was good even though everyone knew he was lying
>that senior who prided himself on taking the virginities of freshman
>that kid that tried as hard as he could to act high every day even though he wasn't

>>34019570
...

Greentext?


Oregqnimao

>that kid who went to specialneedsschool
>that kid who pulled a knive on another kid in the bathroom (middle school)
>that kid who ate insects during resces
>that kid who runned trough the hallways like naruto

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>>34018298
>he didn't watch the nightmare fuel with the bear and the lion

>>34019416
Vinny?
original

>>34019753
Fuck that lion, speeding up time with his roars.
That shit was creepy for a children's show...

>>34019474

I'm a teacher.

>say that to my face you little faggot

>>34019689
People love talking about their sleep schedules don't they.

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>>34020024
You're a stinky poopie

>>34018092

>That kid who came at the Halloween school party dressed up as Adolf Hitler and also jumped the counter of a small tent that was selling soda and start screaming in a forced german accent " Come buy your soda with the uncle Adolf, the double of gas with the half of the price"

>>34020024
And what are you gonna do, spank me?

>>34018092
That kid who is underage get b& as soon as he posts about "the lunch table"

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Does anyone else find these threads depressing? Like, in high school, I wasn't involved at all. I was the invisible kid. I didn't talk to many people so I didn't know too much about what was going on either. I mean, I guess that this could also be attributed to the fact that nothing too huge happened at my school. Actually, I don't even know about that, I have a really bad memory. Anyway, let's go.

>that kid who pissed in another kid's bag during lunch, ensuing in a small fight in the cafeteria
>that kid who always watched meme videos on played runescape on the school computers
>that kid who was bullied in middle school and picked on by other people a bit, so he thought it'd be best to keep his mouth shut all of freshman and sophomore year, as he thought he annoyed other people as soon as he opened his mouth
>that same kid who rejected other people trying to open up to him because he was used to thinking that no one likes him, even though that was not the case anymore

last two are me

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>>34018739
>that Stacy who died in a car collision because she was speeding
Reminds me how during high school we had a speaker come in and tell us about her Stacy daughter who was going 90 on a country road while texting and not wearing a seat belt and hit a telephone pole.
Of course she RIPed and nothing was lost.

>>34019452
Chad get out.
Ree and such.

>>34020532
>that kid who was bullied in middle school and picked on by other people a bit, so he thought it'd be best to keep his mouth shut all of freshman and sophomore year, as he thought he annoyed other people as soon as he opened his mouth

better than being that kid who was bullied in middle school, so he thought it'd be best to try to become a cool kid freshman year without any understanding of what being "cool" actually entails

>>34018092
>>34019674
>>34020495

there is no word in the english language uglier or cruler than "lunch table"

>that kid who nutted into a Doritos bag during math class
>those kids who got the student body banned from hockey games for bringing airhorns to every single match
>that kid who dressed in a suit regularly
>that kid who dressed in a trenchcoat regularly
>that kid who had a kid sophomore year
>that kid who always came to school covered in brony paraphernalia head to toe
>that kid who convinced 300 of the other kids to get late slips from the office at the same time to piss on the tardy policy

>>34018739
>>34020569
>be blessed with being female and throw it all away
>meanwhile i'm here on /r9k/

>>34018092
>that kid who asked a black teacher what a coon is
>that kid who constantly flirted with the hot PE coach
>that kid that would turn biology class into a political rant

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>that poor kid who claimed his mom cooks better pizza than they make in pizzerias

>that kid who got away with all kinds of bad shit
>his innocent friend who gets punished the very first time he ever does the same because of peer pressure

>>34018092
>that disabled kid who says he'll grow up to be a gangster
I went to school with that kid. He wasn't physically disabled, more autistic than anything but he wanted to join a gang the gang members wrote up a contract in class and had him sign it.

>>34018092
>that kid who posts in the present tense because he's actually a kid still in high school

enjoy ur ban

>>34018092
>that kid who climbs out the window during class
>that kid who staples his thumb
>that kid who was convinced he could get AIDS from a splinter
>that kid who was just there

that last one was me

>that kid who was a compulsive liar
>that kid who went to the bathroom to play on his phone
>those stacies that took pics in the bathroom mirror
>that edgy kid who dyed his hair every other week
>that kid who wore anime shirts
wew lad

>that kid that everyone thought would shoot up the school if bothered so no one talked to him

oh wait that's me
maybe he long unkempt hair that made me look like the lead from Coheed and Cambria was a bad idea.

>that kid who got bullied so hard they switched schools

was me

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>>34018588
Fuck me. I hated high school. If there was ever a time to kill myself, that would have been it.

oy vey the goyim know
j e w s need the gas

>that kid who left a banana in his locker for a year and found it when cleaning his locker at the end of the year.
>the teacher showed it off to everyone
He was a Chad anyway so...

>>34019375
>own clothes day
???

>>34022001
Not him but my middle school had uniforms and only on certain days of the year were we allowed to wear casual clothes.

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>>34018588
i don't nkow that kid, but that's qute sad actually
>ywn make friends with that kid

>>34021299
>that kid that would turn biology class into a political rant
That was me but with history class

>>34021299
Kek I always laughed when classes got to political because it pretttmuch ruined the rest of the period for the teacher.

>>34019375
Ball stranglers? Do you mean boxers, Whitytighties, or jockstraps?

>that black kid who got expelled for electrocuting a gay kid
>those twins who were always high
>that blue haired girl who always had panic attacks during class
>that kid who was always silent because no friends
that last one was me

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>>34018588
I do that too but I don't cry, I just think what happen to my life and how i'll kill myself..

>>34022342
>that black kid who would always freak out during the random drug searches and scream at the police dog until the officer had him escort him to his locker

>>34019310
>>that kid who showed everyone a picture his deformed testicle
i was friends with that kid
he was pretty cool

>>34019689
that was me

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>that kid who ran around the indoor track singing Winter Wrapup

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>>34022342
>that black kid who got expelled for electrocuting a gay kid

Do tell more, Anon, this seems interesting.

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>that kid who had a hentai profile pic on facebook
>that kid who had crisco levels of long greasy hair
>that kid who wore black shirts covered in dandruff and black pants with chains

>>34022342
>that black kid who got expelled for electrocuting a gay kid
did mike pence have an unlegitimate child?

>>34022665
Black kid did some weird shit to a lantern, turned it into a weak taser of sorts, and then used it to electrocute a kid who was known for sucking dicks.
He was weird before too, always playing around with a lighter, fucker tried to burn my hair once.
I also have a spaghetti story from highschool.
>be new
>people try to talk to me
>decide to break the ice
>tell antisemitic joke
>get awkward laughs
>never speak again

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>that kid who took a shit in the urinals

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>>34018711
>that kid that got ran over by a the security guard in a golf cart for trying to sell weed

burger schools sound run

>the kid who made sound effects each time he punched
>the kid who played a love song for a girl during music class
>the kid who laughed during the rape scene in american history x
the last one was me

>>34022789
>that kid who to this day has gay furry smut for his facebook profile picture

>>34022926
It's ok, Anon. Woulda been me too.

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>that kid who walked around the school on his own during lunch
>that kid who climbed up the stairs on all fours
>that kid who brought a bowl of cereal into class and ate it because "he didnt have time for breakfast"
>that kid who tried to put black paint over his eyelid so it looked like he was in a fight
>that kid who tried to set others in fire with a lighter and deodorant can
>that kid who wore a dogcollar and barked occasionally when he was happy
>that kid who bragged about how he touched his cousins pussy

>That skinny retarded kid who thought he was a thug
>that kid who stole a bus and crashed it
>That kid who refused to sit down and had security called on him
>That kid who claimed he was in the X Games
>that kid who got in trouble for saying he wanted to fuck a girl

Middle school was fun

>That kid that never had a smartphone and was always alone cause of that

>>34023311
>smartphones weren't even that popular and no one had one at the time but I was still always alone

>>34023341
you're lucky.
I used to go to high school from 2010 since 2014,with no smartphone it's hard to socialize

> That loser kid who tried to ask all the Stacies out on dates and only got a string of rejections and looked like a retard
> Those kids, who even though they were one year from graduation, still acted like eleven year olds and stole each others bags
> That girl who asked you about your masturbation habits in public
> That autist who threw screaming fits and tried to attack his bullies
> That guy who abused and gaslighted his girlfriend, who was two years younger than him, took her virginity and then dumped him
> That kid that asked a muslim teacher wearing a burqa if she 'could hide a scimitar under all that'
> The weirdo kid who ran around during the last day before exams screaming 'this land belongs to Israel!'
> The Stacy who was heartbroken because she didn't get accepted to Oxford
> That kid who accused one of the teachers of shitting all over the communal showers during camp and smearing said shit across the walls, after some asshole pulled that kind of stunt
> That kid who triggered a (((Chad))) during a speech by suggesting that the German civilian population suffered as well during the Second World War
(Said (((Chad))) later stated in a politics class, that everyone who didn't actively resist the Nazis should be considered a Quisling)
> The autistic kid who was conned by the Chads and Stacies into spastically dancing for their amusement during class, thinking their laughter was appreciation
Still feel bad about not stopping the last incident, I'm sorry K.

>>34023395
I graduated 08. i hate living.

>>34018092
>that kid whose first watched porn video was a girl getting fucked by horse

>>34023663
>that kid who got sentbaway because his parents found cp he got off of Limewire on his computer

>>34019737
>runned
ran you retard

>>34018588
[Spoiler] Are you me

>>34023099
>that kid who climbed up the stairs on all fours
Stop reminding me
_______nice dubs_______

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>>34023663
I swear it was just the first thing I found, James

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>>34023099
Tfw I brought home made french fries to school in the 2nd grade and we ate it together with friends

>>34019753
Wow, I forgot all about that shit

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>>34018092
> that kid who was found dead from hanging himself
>that kid was thought to have killed himself from bulling
>that kid whos death caused a huge uproar at the school to place blame on the bullies
>q fights in the lunch room
>that kid actually accidentally died by erotic exfixiation as stated two weeks after death over loud speakers at school
>tfw that kid caused complete chaos amongst the community when all he was trying to do was get a hard on

>that kid who screamed at a teacher and got no problems out of it
>that kid who ate out the same teacher at the end of the school
Me

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>that kid who screamed at a teacher over the water charges and she laughed at him
fucking hated that guy he used to annoy me even after school

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>>34021401
are you retarded?
asking for a friend
fucking stupid ass mute thing

>>34023118
>that kid who got in trouble for saying he wanted to fuck a girl

Sweden?

>>34022342
>those twins who were always high
>that blue haired girl who always had panic attacks during class
>that kid who was always silent because no friends
>that last one was me

Damn, this is really similar to my time in high school.

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>the kid that brought a knife to school to stab a chad
>that girl that wore a dog collar everyday and screamed at everyone
>that autistic kid that hit on girls by dancing and making eye contact
>that one dude who sold over 100 hits of molly before prom
>that one weeaboo aspie who spoke to everyone in wapaneese
>those fucking emos with tripp pants
>that retard who ran down the hallways with his rolley backpack
>that kid who never showered / brushed his teeth
>that kid that shoved a blunt wrap into the teachers computer

>that kid that loudly screamed "poo in loo" when an indian guy spoke on speaker day

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>>34019652
Nigga...
You gave me a boner,

>that kid who acted genuinely psychopathic
>that kid who got very little sleep
>that kid with a 139 IQ
>that kid who kept a Stirner book in his locker
>that kid who told both chads and stacies to fuck off several times

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>>34021189
So...
Tits or gtfo?

>>34019715
Wow, you nailed a few kids from my HS days pretty well

>>34019375
>Ball stranglers
Are you dutch or smth

>>34018588
If any of /these kids/ are in the thread, could you elaborate on this? I would freak out if there were tears on my cheeks from yawning in class, I couldn't imagine what actually crying would be like

>>34018092
>tfw had shitty middle school life
>tfw was a faggot freshman and sophomore year
>find /pol/
>stop being fag
>find /fit/
>stop being fatass
>find /k/
>blend in with republican family
>get in top 10 of my class
>scholar athlete award
>go off to tech school
>get friends
>get good grades
>life is good
>unfortunately I think I am still gay but repressing it

How'd I do?

>>34025097
>tears on face from yawning

My mom took me to a psychiatrist because she thought I had issues. Just because I got bored and yawned when she talked doesnt mean I have issues.

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>that kid that doesn't talk and only draws in class

helo it me

>>34025134
Get some pussi and fuck it dry. Or just search for some good straight porn.

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I was tired and had to shit near the end of a school day when I was in 7th grade, and I went into what I thought was the boys bathroom and proceeded to take a nice dump in the bathroom and left as per usual. About 5 minutes later I realized I had gone into an empty girls bathroom and just did my stuff like a boss. Someone actually confronted me on it in my last set, but I brushed it off and they just assumed they saw something wrong. I can't imagine what would happen if a Stacy was in there. Fug, so close.

>>34025218
>straight porn

Trying to stop that actually. That's how I got to faggotry actually

>>34025281
Lesbo porn is great, no dicks at all. Give it a try.

>that kid who slept with stuffed bears through middle school and still dose

It's me

>>34025378

That's really cute, Anon. I also sleep with a stuffed teddy bear.

>>34025317
No. because straight led to lesbo,lesbo led to traps and traps led to gay.

I just fap for the feeling I don't even use fantasy I just jerk it. It feels great after a long day after classes and a workout

>that kid who made lego ships and played with them in the bath

>>34025450
How did lesbo lead to traps? I don't like seeing men or any sort of dick in porn, which is why I watch lesbo.

>>34025487
I was on /b/ and I just ended up fapping to it

>that kid who brought nerf guns into his last year of secondary school while wearing combat boots
>that girl who fucked her half brother
>that girl who got pregnant at 13
>that guy who scratched all the teachers cars in front of the cctv cameras
>that teacher who wanted to be cool so he went easy on the scummy kids

>>34025426
I sleep with 9 stuffed toys and 3 special blankets.

I'm fucking 26 what the fuck is wrong with me. I can't let them go, I'm so attached to them.

>>34018092
>that kid who draws Lion King characters in diapers in the middle of class
that was me

>That black kid that killed himself in the middle of the night on the highway
>That guy who made jokes about it right away
That wasn't me

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That effeminate kid in class who became a trap.

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>>34018739
>That Stacy who survived the car collision

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>that kid who would get a panic attack if people were near their locker
>that kid who was told they were cute and went full autismo
It was all me hehe

>that friend who always made up stupid stories about being a drug-addicted criminal because he thought it was cool
>that other friend who also made up stupid stories about being a drug-addicted criminal because he thought it was cool
>that other other friend who also made up stupid stories about being a drug-addicted criminal because he thought it was cool
>that other other other friend who also made up stupid stories about being a drug-addicted criminal because she thought it was cool

Man, I had some pretty bad friends.

>that kid who jerked off in the gymnasium during an event more than half the school attented.

>>34018615
football chad decided to copy them one day and threw the apple with such force that it exploded when it reached the ground

>>34018298
>that autist that was always angry that he was put in special classes with retards that watched Barney
I honestly felt really bad for him. I wonder how he's doing.

>>34021904
>that kid whose mother packed a rotten banana in his lunch

>>34025857
Hehe, the Barney fag truly is incredible, it sucks they banned him.

>>34018711
>>that kid that got ran over by a the security guard in a golf cart for trying to sell weed
story right now

>those kids who would fuck up the bathrooms and get the bathrooms monitored by a teacher
fuck those guys

>>34019609
GRANADA PRATIBNIKA

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>>34025190
>yawn
>normies ask (really loudly) "why im crying"
>everyone turns to look
>say it's because i yawn
>no one believes me

>>34018092
>That kid who developed a hunch back from looking down constantly
>That kid who wore clothes 3x too large and looked like a mega autist
>That kid who always stuttered and said weird shit when nervous, which was always
>That kid who hid in the bathroom to play vidya games
>Tfw I'm that kid

>>34022053
mufti yeah? u a bong?

>>34025644
It means you're a good person, anon.
My little brother is 20 and sleeps with stuffed animals. He puts them away when I come to visit, because I'm an edgy hardass and he knows I think its babyish.
That said, its harmless. Don't worry about it. So long as you're ready to fight in the upcoming racewar, it's okay to sleep with stuffed ponies and play with talking trains with faces.

>>34020434
yeah ill spank you hard :)

>>34025378
That's super cute anon-kun. I still sleep with stuffed animals. In fact, I have almost all of mine from when I was a kid still. I just can't part with them desu!

>>34018588
>sometimes I randomly cry because I remember a sad scene from a book/movie/series
>classmates thought I was depressed as fuck and always tried to cheer me up

>>34025378
>tfw cant sleep without my sisters lamb plushie since she died

>>34025923
I used to hang out with a pack of ruffians in middle school and went around school and fucked shit up to fit in, luckily I was never bullied because the group i hung out with were the ones bullying people.

>>34025679

Do you have a diaper fetish?

>>34026052

I'm also 20 and sleep with stuffed animals. However, I don't have to put them away when my big bro sees them because he doesn't care.

Does your little bro still act like a child even though he's 20?

>>34026235
I don't have fetishes.

>>34026275

Then why draw Lion King characters in diapers?

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>>34022791
"unlegitimate"
speak ENGLISH nigger

>>34026266
No. He goes to university.
He just spends all his free time drawing shitty OCs, watching Thomas the tank engine reruns and other kiddy stuff.
Not entirely sure what you mean "act like a kid". He cries during minor conflicts and is intimidated by adults and adult themes. Otherwise behaves like an adult.

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>that kid who played minecraft all day in the computer lab
>that kid who couldn't fit in with the Mexican gangsters so just bothered the white kids all the time
>that kid who got cancer and left school
>that kid who laughed at the kid who got cancer
>that kid who asked out the popular girl and got rejected and got teased by everyone the next day
>that kid who special-ordered a book and read it around school so people would see it
>that kid who was a brony for like two years

last three are me, and the final one still keeps me up at night sometimes

>that kid who dressed like a skinhead and wore combat boots every day
>that kid who bragged about digging foxholes in his backyard as a hobby
>that kid who smelled like curdled farts
>that kid who came in shitfaced on vodka and then smashed his finger with a hammer in shop class for $20
>that kid who regularly tried to get everyone to show him their dicks in the locker room
>that kid who shit directly behind the bathroom door so it would smear across the floor when someone came in as a prank
>that kid who went to jail Senior year for trying to rob a convenience store with a BB gun
>that was all the same kid
You were one goofy fucker, Luke

>>34022813
Kek, this happened exactly once every year at my school. And it was always a different person too. I was even kind of friends with one of them. Moral of the story is that urinal shitters are cool dudes.

>>34026397

Excuse my autism, but you seem to be sarcastic. Honestly though, I feel like your little bro and I are related. I watch kiddy stuff, have to wear diapers for bedwetting, get emotional easily, sleep with stuffed teddy, and get treated like a kid by family members.

Still, I work; go to school; and I am in the process of finding IRL and online friends. The last one is still in the infancy stages but I'm trying really hard!

>>34026296
because it's cute?
they all were small children and needed nappies

>>34026556
holy fuck

thats kinda cute

>>34018711
>>that kid that did nothing but talk about nazis and hitler

fuck that was me and my friend. The whole class thought I was a nazi when I pronounced shultzstafel correctly

>>34019474
>teachers are arrogant ignoramuses
So are kids.

>that kid who OD'd on drugs and was taken with an ambulance during school
>that kid who would find a dozen proxies to get passed school firewalls
>that kid who would say "lol" in real life
>that emotional stacy who would cry whenever there was a sad scene in a movie.
>that liberal kid who would say "heh, bet you watch fox"
>that kid who would draw dicks on everything
>that black kid who said his father was dead and wore saggy pants.
>that kid who would wear a suit everyday
>that kid who found a tampon in the boys bathroom
>that kid who pulled his pants all the way down at the urinals.

>that kid with a rolly backpack
>that smelly indian girl
>that kid who just walked out of class half an hour early, and the teacher didn't notice until class was almost over
>that annoying manlet that took credit for everything in robotics class (despite me doing everything in a group of 4)
>that other annoying manlet
>those dumbass blonde surfer kids

>that kid who came unprepared for on penis inspection day
Man fuck penis inspection day glad they stopped that shit past grade 3

>>34018711
i also had a fat beaner security guard in a golf cart

>Those guys that would smoke meth in the bathroom

>That kid who had a foot long dildo in her locker

It fell out one day, she was a bitchy landwhale, serves her right

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>that fat tall autistic kid who would run around with a rolly backpack
>that kid who tried WAY too hard to be your friend
>that kid that attempted suicide because he kept fucking up socially with other people
>that kid who would walk around with a 2DS (and a rolly backpack)
>that asian kid who sprinted through the halls and would always act hard
>that other asian kid who was obsessed with death and decapitation and would make sure the teacher knew it
>that pervy black kid who everyone thought was weird but always acted like the world was against him
>that girl who would always yell at people across the room for making noise while she was studying (even if they were whispering)

>>34025923
>that kid who burnt up the restroom by lighting the toilet paper in fire

He was a bro

>>34027378
i would have stolen that big dildo and bend over in front of the whole school with it in my qt trap ass

>>34026050
Nope amerifat. I just went to a charter school

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>>34027506
no he was an asshole they had a fucking meltdown in my school with this shit they always had a teacher patrolling the little boys room after some fucker blew up a toilet bowl with a firework
only three people were let in there at once was fucking annoying

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>the kid that ate a pot cookie in school and went insane and ripped a sink out of the wall, broke a window, and cut himself with the glass
>the kid that shit in the locker room shower
>the chads that would slap each others dicks in the locker room
>the hicks that would rev their dad's truck in the parking lot and honk their horns
>the kids that did burnouts in the parking lot every day
>the hicks that would yell "YEE YEE" and chew and spit in bottles in class
>the kids that smoked cigarettes on the school steps
>the couple really talented artists that were druggies
>the assumed autistic kid that would always debate with anyone and tried to lecture the teachers
>the stoner kid that got mauled to death by a cougar
>the loggers that died in senior year
>the kid that got arrested for having heroin on him
>the girl that miscarried
>the kid that called in a bomb threat and got arrested
>the kid that was looking at loli hentai videos in class and didnt know his headphones weren't plugged in for a solid 10 seconds
>the kid that would always listen to music really loud on his shitty earbuds so everyone could hear it when class was silent
>the kid that spoke in bart simpson quotes
>the fat girl that had grand mal seizures out of nowhere and would black out and attack any nearby male students before they happened

>>34027586
My friend in middle school flushed 12 golf balls down the toilet and it cracked the bowl and flooded the upstairs boys room.

>>34019561
>that girl who got hit by a bus
>she is now triggered by buses

>that kid who bragged about getting a 3ds for christmas
man Elijah had alot of autism

>the fat fuck who always talked shit and made a joke about a kids dead mom and proceeded to get the shit kicked out of him
he didnt get in any trouble but the other kid got suspended. although he got the shit beat out of him every day after that and got a serious concussion
fuck you elijah

>that one fat kid who got caught stealing out of teachers purse and got confronted by the school resource officer and repeatedly screamed "I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT" in the crowded hallway

>>34026459
We had a kid like that named Marcus except he died when he hit a deer

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>that kid who found an emptied grenade at an army surplus store and brought it to school in his jacket pocket to show everyone

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>>34022342
>that black kid who got expelled for electrocuting a gay kid

>the guy who trolled the retarded kids by glueing pennies to the floor outside their classroom and watched them try and pick them up until they cried from frustration
that was my dad

>the kid that had severe panic attacks space or the brain was brought up in class
that was me

>>34018537
that wouldve been me but my fuckking parents wouldnt let me have anything girly because they were afraid of me becoming a trap (which ended up being a futile effort)

>>34020373
FUCK
IM DOING THIS
kek

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>>34018092
>That kid who couldn't agree with anyone and was just shoulder to cry on, other than that no one cared about them.
Was me

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>that kid who got pregnant in freshman year and then got fingered in the school toilets next year

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>that kid that made fun of everyone and eventually got expelled on the last year of elementary school because he groped a girl
that asshole fucking deserved it too

>>34022813
d-do you like homestuck?

>>34018092
>that kid you always abhorred for saying racist stuff and giving you racist literature a few times but then you become a Jew hating race realist in your 20s and realize that you should not have been a dick to him

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>that kid who could take the bus after groping someone
>the same kid was caught taking creepshots wits a flash camera in his photography

>that kid who always talked about atheism and would autistically say "are you just doing this cause im an atheist?" any chance he got

I mean I was an atheist too but shut the fuck up already. It's like he wanted to feel oppressed or something.

>>34018528
FIRE IN THE HOLE F- F- FIRE IN THE HOLE

>that kid who always sat in the back of class looking at all his loud, obnoxious peers, judging them and thinking he was so far ahead of them, and would go on to do great things, only to wind up working at a dead end call center job by age 22 and seeing on facebook how some of these kids are working 6-figure jobs without even any family connections

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> that kid who always plays flash games
> the token Muslim kid who makes terrorist jokes all the time
> the kid who aced his final but still got an F on the report card
> that kid who people think is gay because he does shitty dares because he can't talk in a conversation

Last 2 are me; this is my fucking freshman year too

>that pakistani kid who looked ten years older than everyone and only wandered the halls high as fuck
>that fightclub that was started in the middle school bathroom and eventually became miniracewars between albanians and chaldeans who each selected a champion
>that midget indian kid who shit on the rim of the toilet seat and never washed his hands
>that other indian kid who scammed kids out of pokemon cards across the nation
>that serbian janitor who couldnt speak english and had rumors that he participated in srebrenica

>>34018739
>that stacy who died in a car collision because she was speeding

the same thing happened at my school. they made an announcment during homeroom on the way to class there were so many stacies crying

>>34019410
>that kid who only talks about vikings
wow that was me for a brief period in 4th grade completley forgot about that

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>that kid who had a new conspiracy to share every day

I laughed at him at the time but now all these years later I'm convinced of stuff like Sandy Hook being a hoax. Wonder where he's at with that stuff.

>that kid whose mom wouldn't let him ride the bus and used to drop him off out the front every day and kiss him on the lips

kek

>>34021637
>that crybaby manlet who switched schools because of "bullying"

every single person from his old school said he never actually got bullied

>that kid who dropped out of school and went to prison for robbing, kidnapping and raping a woman
>that kid who raped the retarded girl in the bathroom

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>>34028577
>that Serbian janitor who couldn't speak English and had rumors that he participated in srebrenica

maybe he was a kebab remover.

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>that Jewish kid who dropped out early on in 12th grade
>didn't know him that well but he seemed like a good kid, although a bit "off," maybe

>run into him a few years later, on my weekly booze run
>he's smoking a cigarette outside my regular liquor store in the middle of the day
>he seems genuinely happy to see me, but when I try to go in he tells me I can't go in there right now
>takes out a wad of $100 bills, gives me 5, and tells me to go to another store
>I leave

>I go back to my regular liquor store a week later
>the Greek guy who owned the store isn't there
>now there's an old Jewish guy behind the counter
>ask him where's the Greek guy
>he says, "this ain't his place no more"

it's gotta be racketeering or something, right?

also the kid was aesthetic as fuck, green eyes, lean but muscular, 5'9, dressed in the typical orthodox fashion (although he had a shaved head with no tassels, and didn't wear a hat)

>>34022876
>burger schools
Go back to /pol/ you fucking mong.

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>>34024845
Nigga, what the fug.

>>34028238
Not him but I used to
>that one girl who was a very pronounced Homestuck fan
>that same girl got really fat and cut her hair extremely short toward the end of the year and disappeared completely one day

>>34028753
LOL was his name Jared

>>34028836
I also knew a jewish that dropped out in the 12th grade, he dropped out and opened a weed shop with his cousins in downtown L.A. bought weed of them a few times. that kid was was fucking loaded when i saw him a few years later driving a maserati.

>>34028948
Jews are gangsta as fuck

>that kid who always sperged out when the teacher said you couldn't use wikipedia as a source
>that kid who always said "that's when the narwhal bacons" any time someone said midnight for any reason. I think he wanted us to ask about it, but none of us ever cared. I figured out what it was referencing a few years later though. Figures, actually.

>>34026403
>still keeps me up at night sometimes
How bad was it anon?

>>34028934
>cut her hair extremely short

I swear every female homestuck fan i see is a short haired dyke.

my school had a lot of those.

>>34023099
>>that kid who climbed up the stairs on all fours
I still to this from time to time

>>34024046
Wat story nao

>>34029003
that kid was one of the craziest jews i ever met, nobody liked him at school but I always got along with everyone, so when I would go to his shop he used to give me freebies and huge discounts on weed. he sold me 2oz for 150 just because i wasnt a dick to him, pretty based jew.

>that kid that tried to drown herself in the pond in the park by the school and achieved the nickname "snorkle"
>that kid that was a deadbeat that no one liked and froze to death on his front porch because he was too wasted to open the door, and suddenly everyone loved him
>that kid that brought a knife to school in his cast and got the school put on lockdown
>that kid who smeared his own shit on the bathroom walls

>>34029100
a jew giving a discount? you must have been really nice to him.

>>34018092
>that kid who randomly paced back and forth
>that kid who actually thought everyone learns better if they do their own homework
>that kid who bought a candy bar every day from the vending machines
>that kid who would bring gum just hoping that the popular girls would go around asking for gum
>that kid who made presentations around some gay theme like magic the gathering or anime

>that kid who always quote george carlin and talked about how awesome carlin was for challenging the censors
>that Jew who always ate ham
>that Mormon kid who always made a big deal about how HE was voting for Obama
>that black who sucked at rapping

>>34029150
he had no friends because nobody liked him, so we let him hang out with the group of people I hung out with, he was a pretty cool guy, kinda of edgy but he was a pretty chill dude.

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>that furry kid with a ponytail that wore a camo jacket to school everyday
>that tall socially awkward kid who put me in an armlock in the gym lockerroom cause his gf told him to
>that kid who wore goggles on his head everyday that insisted that everyone call him Jackel
I let the second armlock me cause I knew his gf would cuck him, lo and behold it happened.
Third was a real good artist but he was a bit autistic. People made jokes saying he would shoot up the school which wasnt cool, hope all three set themselves straight and do alright.

>>34029231
do you know Dakota, Misha, Alec?

>>34029303
hory shet, that kids name is Dakota, was he kind of fat and good at computers? did everyone make fun of him by calling him "Dakota Fanning"? I knew a kid named Alec that went to my school but idk if he was related to him.

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>>34029342
this is the Dakota I know

>>34029259
>mfw i was the first one, apart from the pony tail
>i had long hair though

>>34028876
I think you mean /int/

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>That kid who was in a co-op program at the hospital emerg and for some reason the people in charge made him take down all the fresh body to the lab in the basement.
>That happy kid who was now known as the deeply depressed kid
>That kid who got the co-op program cancelled do to bursting into tears when confronted about if it had affected me
>That kid who can't even make eye contact or new relationships without being on anti- depressants

Really sucked when you were talking to somebody and an hour later you were bringing down their corpse haha :)

>>34021428
>that kid who staples his thumb

That was me. Still have no idea how it happened.

>>34029519
Your Steam didnt happen to have albino sergal in the name, right?

>>34029417
its a different Dakota, the guy I know is a manlet sort of fat and lives in Washington now.

>>34029574
no, no it didnt

>>34029591
Aight
Original postings

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>that kid who'd twist water bottles and squeezed so the caps would shoot off at other kid's legs
>that could who would never stop flipping his ice tea to see if he could land it upright
>that kid who'd inside out people's backpack or zip tie them to the table

>>34029627
Ethan?

original

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>that kid who backhanded this ditsy girl who stabbed him with a sharpened pencil
>that kid who pushed a girl hard on her ass for getting in his face and saying 'you gonna hit a girl'
>that kid in track who killed a bird on the track by kicking it, even when everyone was avoiding it

>that kid who fucking died in a helicopter accident
>that kid who got expelled for bringing a BB gun to school
>that kid who tried to start a communist club
>that kid who tried to start a nazi club

>>34022813
We had a kid who shat in the middle of the bathroom. He wasn't even a robot, he just liked the thought of people cleaning up his shit.

>that Mexican kid who brought a kilo of weed to school
>The popular kid who faked having cancer to gain sympathy for being a douchebag
>the kid who was kidnapped by the FBI in front of the school because he was in the cartel
>The gay kid who looked like a ayylamo and wanted to become a model

>>34026942
Penis inspection day stopped when my gym teacher left

>>34026788
>That kid who would find a dozen proxies to get past school firewalls
Me. I was basically the school "hacker." Students would come to me for help. Good times

>>34019753
nah that did traumatise me for years

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>those stacies who did inhalants in class using a laced napkin
>that huge kid who was peaceful and grabed others kids when they were going to fight
>that kid with horrible breath
>those girls that blacked out a lot
>that couple of boys with weird mannes who were their only friends and everyone had the suspected they were gay
>that gay as fuck dude who had a girlfriend
>that fat and horny as fuck girl who hitted on every dude
>those cool kids that sat at the back of the classroom and never paid attention and were mostly into rock and metal
>that rapper kid who rapper a rap luv song to a girl and everyone laughed at him
>that kid who slept through all day and managed to get great grades
>that last kid is me u jelly im a genius?

I have a similar story
>my friend was getting harassed
>harasser tells him that his mom died
>my friend doesn't care
>harasser is pissed tries to fight him
>friend Spartan kicks him off bleachers
>Everyone tells friend that he is ducked up

>>34018092
That kid who did robotusssin

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>>34030553
That was me
oreo comment

>>34027696
Regina?

ori

>>34028238
Nobody likes homestuck. All who claim to like Homestuck really just like cosplaying to an unhealthy degree.

>>34030681
i like homestuck

>>34030681
What the fuck is homestuck?

>>34030815
a webcomic about some kid and his friends who end the world and a bunch of aliens with horns

>That girl that drew yaoi and showed it to everyone
>that guy that drew swastikas on the whiteboard of different classrooms

Tbh his swastikas looked magnificent as time went on

>>34030921
fuck, the yaoi girls were all a bunch of assholes, they kept shipping me with my best bud at the time

>>34018092
>that kid who ran over chad with a car and nearly got arrested
I pulled off that it was an "accident"

>>34030937
did they write fanfics about you too? that happened a few times at my school where those "yaoi girls" would do that to people.

>>34030021
sound like good stories, care to posts some. specially the one were the kid was kidnapped by the FBI.

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>that kid who nobody talked to and could often be seen drawing stick figures committing suicide alone at the back of the class
oh wait that was me

>that kid who was a nazi and drew swastikas.
>said kid managed to convert other people into nazism
>that kid who brought wine to school
>that kid who was really fucking dumb and said fucking retarded answers to everything and somehow didn't fail
>that kid who jumped off a bridge in a stupid dare to prove that the bridge wasn't high
>that kid who draws dicks on other people's work when they don't expect it and they end up handing the work with dicks drawn in it
>that kid who spitballed people and shot people with rubber bands and threw paper airplanes around in class
>that kid who would sit in the back playing heavy metal music out loud and all the people at the back were listening to it as well
>all of that was me
I miss school

>that kid who was a huge weeaboo and would shout in the middle class about how much she learned loving japanese in the middle class.
>that kid who would treat the teacher like their mother
>that kid who was an obvious tumblrina

these were all the same kid.

>>34029627
heh I knew kids like that

>>34030975
i think they did?
tfw managed to grope one of them
bitches were thicc

>>34019458
I knew one of those and now he is going to prison for sexual assault. I guess that's how the cookie crumbles when you are an jerk with no sense of boundaries. Good riddance

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>>34025830
>that friend who always made up stupid stories about being a drug-addicted criminal because he thought it was cool
Fuck me I had a friend like this, guy was a total cunt too, would always try to manipulate people into turning on one another. I remember he asked my highschool friends not to sit with me at lunch because I said his story about his best friend dying in his arms was bullshit

>>34018588
God damn dude. If I could give you a hug, I would

>that one euphoric atheist that said "you're mom's not in heaven, idiot, heaven isn't real"

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>>34030975
Oh god here's a story for you
>be me
>be /pol/ack
>last year was my senior year and I got into politics heavily because of AP Gov
>regularly talk about politics to friends
>this yaoi girl sits in back of me knew me for years but we never really talked
>at the beginning of my class with her I walked in and sat down
>she touched my back and I turned around
>talk about our essays and shit for a little bit and then she showed me her "essay"
>it was a fanfic of me getting fucked by Donald Trump
>mfw

I'm gonna be honest it was the single weirdest thing I've read in my life and I read shitposts every day

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>>34029627
>zip tie them to the table
heheh, that was me friendo

>>34018092
I don't understand this image. Why the fuck is pep throwing like that? Here's what I get from the picture:
>Pepe grabs the paper ball
>he doesn't toss it overhand
>he juts his arm out
What? That is NOT how you throw something. It's fucking annoying.

>>34019753
even after fucking years this shit still triggers the fuck out of me.That lion and bear moved unnaturally fast man,you just knew as a kid they were going to come and kill you

>>34031158
This kinda shit happened to me except with hitler. Some time later i found out she was a nazi as well and some time later she ended up giving me a handjob in class. Weird

>>34031252
>she ended up giving me a handy in class

Well at least you got something besides embarrassment out of it.

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>>34031041
Those girls aren't thicc, anon. They were fat. You don't need to delude yourself.

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>>34031252
>tfw no handjob from nazi gf

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> That kid who spent literally all of middle school (from 6th grade to the last month of 8th grade) hanging out with and fucking one of the guidance counselors
> Eventually got found out; guidance counselor got fired and fled the country
> Kid slowly went from being a class clown who orbited around jocks to a creepy metalhead loner in high school
> Kid became a fedora-tier neckbeard after high school
> Killed himself after being caught downloading CP

>that teacher who openly drank during class
>that kid who would always start small fires on the baseball field
>that kid who would always set the thermostat in every single classroom to 69 degrees
>that kid who wore a Borat mankini to school for Halloween and got away with it when he said it was part of his religion
>that kid who bragged about looking at his mom's tits
>that kid who said his dad had a Desert Eagle and no one believed him until he brought it to school fully loaded

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>>34031472
are these like nigger/ poor people schools, none of this fucking cool shit ever happened at mine. lived next to a bunch of wealthy chinks who were too afraid to ever go out of line

>>34031538
I went to school in an upper-middle class area in southern California. Some people are just messed up.

>that twinky kid with long hair who hid his sister's uniform in his backpack and wore it to suck off all the mexicans and black guys in the bathroom
I wasn't that kid

>>34031538
I went to a school in a predominantly middle class area and i'm this guy

>>34018092
>the two autists who made wacky-tacky noises in fucking 10th grade and LARPed about being in a warzone when the teacher was talking.

>>34031646
I fucked that up
I'm this guy >>34031252

>>34031158
kek, they love that shit.

>>34022342
>that black kid who got expelled for electrocuting a gay kid
Wew lad didn't know pence got cucked.

>>34025134
why are you lying to us about your life? To make yourself feel better?

>>34031777
lol what did he electrocute him with

>>34031817
he electrocuted him with Mike Pence's personal variac.

>that kid that literally wore a trenchcoat and fedora and somehow had a (ugly) gf
>those kids in anime club
>the sjw that was head of the anime club
>that kid that sold pop tarts and soda out his backpack
>that kid that lied about everything and when confronted he would lie more
>that slutty Stacie that would go from beta orbiter to beta orbiter
She actually used me to get her current bf jealous one time

>>34031964
>beta orbiter cucks chad
That's not something you see everyday

>>34031842
w-why would he do that
cant those kill you

>>34031391
Damn that's pretty fucked up. Whatever happened to the teacher?

>>34025262
I had this happen to me in Community college. Luckily it was late at night so no one was around. After I did my business, I went to wash my hands and noted how neat it was that there's a mirror in the men's restroom.

>>34030266
The fuck so it's not a legit thing in your country? Here in canada is mandatory in school so your dick doesn't get fucked up.

>>34019665
I do too. If I don't piss twice immediately before bed, I wake up in a puddle.

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>>34032086
because make america straight again.

>that Mexican kid who brought an unloaded gun to school to threaten a Chad who stole his girlfriend

At least we got out of school for a few days.

>That black kid who slapped a teacher and ran
>that security guard that was fired because he was caught sending very flirtatious text to the girls
That happened in middle school. Total hebephile. I felt bad for him desu he was cool

>>34021360
Not sure why this is so funny

>>34027953
l-london?
65+65165

>that kid who went to school, planned to do good and get a gf and have a long relationship and just be happy and have long lasting friends, made some friends, but then ended up super depressed and failed almost every class and dated on and off with a girl he dedicated his heart to then she really breaks up with him for-sure this time, then moved away and lost all of his friends and now he lives alone, and spends all day on his computer, and the onyl time he goes outside is to play his favorite songs and smoke a cigarette, and his ex comes cross his mind atleast once a day even after a year she broke up with him

That's me..

It was awful, but I would do anything to re-live it all again.
At least it was something and not nothing.

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>That kid who walked around the school cafeteria showing everyone his hentai collection on his PS Vita

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>>34029554
>mfw I knew a kid who put three staples in to his head

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>>34032747
>that kid up put staples in his head
>had to be put on one of those stretchers and wheeled out in the middle of school

>that one kid who played the bloody mary game
>freaked out so hard he got sent home early

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>that kid that escaped the courtroom jail
>that kid that got shot dead for stealing
>that kid that would annoy security but never get caught (me)
>that kid with the super fucked up teeth
>that annoying fat freshman kid
>that over confident buff kid
>those really skinny goons
>those kids that randomly jumped people (I was a victim)
>that stupid kid
>that one retarded friend u had that failed all eight years of highschool
>those kids that graduated sophomore year
>the girl with all her shit together
>the computer nerds that would work with the tech guy and would bring home school computer motherboards to hang on their walls
(I got offered one and took it)
>the kid that always wore headphones and tried his best not to talk (that kid was me)
>that girl I fell in love with but she moved (help me)

>>34027538
This is why you have no friends anon
........

>>34030021
>2007, spring semester of freshman year.
>Live in the southern most part of Texas, Mexicans everywhere, drug war was beginning.
>some rich kids go to high school in the US from Matamoros, mostly from drug money or sketchy businesses.
>Walking around the school during lunchtime with my 4 other friends, talking about Scarface or something like that near the front.
>Student parking lot is about 3/4ths of a football field away from me.
>Hear some commotion and see 2 vans and 2 crown vics speed out.
>Kinda odd whatever.
>Next day learned that a junior from Mexico was taken into custody, not much information other than that.
>Dad is high up in the fire dept. Tells me what the deal was a few weeks later.
>Kid's uncle gave him money to buy a stash house under his name or something like that so the cartel can use it to store cash
>Fucker had a Dodge charger, took bitches out shopping, looked like a gangbanger.
>FBI was out more for the money than the kid.

>that kid that pisses me off so much I dislocated his thumb
I recently joined his group, then found out I was the only one who didn't hate him (yet).

>>34031603
I thought the spoiler tag was going to say: fucked

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>>34029259
>was on good terms with both the designated school shooters
Did I do good?
one was well known for his "cunt list", one of my friends was number 1 on it. Got overtaken by a stuttering kid who spoke too fast without thinking and pretended to shot people with an imaginary sniper regardless of how well he knew them. That kid is going to get killed by a stranger.

>>34029527
/int/ is just /pol/ without digits and kek

>That kid who kept on throwing shit at me so I dragged him and his desk outside of the classroom while the teacher watched
I miss 8th grade math

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>tfw you graduated in 2006 and most of these don't apply to your time in school

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>>34026004
What a painful feeling

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>>34034575
>HEY LOOK ANON IS CRYING!
>ARE YOU OK?
>DO YOU NEED TO SEE THE NURSE SON?

>>34023099
>that kid who walked around the school on his own during lunch
was me

>that one kid who wouldn't stop talking about metal music, hitler, guns, and video games to his shithead friend all day
>that kid who brought in his broken laptop in to school and played team fortress during homeroom
>That kid who obsessed over Russia and the USSR
>That kid who had long hair and the teachers would mistake for a girl
>That kid who got arrested during English for having drugs
>That kid who initially planned to do well in school and get good grades, get a girlfriend, and live a good life, but eventually gave up and visibly got sadder over time
High school was fun

>>34024938
This is me, are you slav?
please be slav

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>>34034832
>>that one kid who wouldn't stop talking about metal music, hitler, guns, and video games to his shithead friend all day
>>that kid who brought in his broken laptop in to school and played team fortress during homeroom
>>That kid who obsessed over Russia and the USSR
>>That kid who had long hair and the teachers would mistake for a girl
That was me and my (((((only))))) friend in middle school, where you from?

>>34034924
Im from central indy, where the fuck are you from?

>>34034976
GO TO FUCKING SLEEP EVAN

>that kid who always missed the bus
>that kid who stabbed that other kid in the arm
>that girl who had to wear diapers all the time because fecal incontinence but she was still one of the stacies
>that chad with the lisp
>that girl who always tried to touch my hair
>that girl who went around grabbing everyone's ass in the hallway

number 2 was me

>>34029627
I knew a similar first kid except he stood on the bottles so water would spurt all over the concrete.