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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420

>tfw no tomoko gf(male)


sad desu

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/spooooooooooooookyy/
looking for people to play dota with !

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>many friends online at once
>nobody wants to play

>tfw no kind anon to gift me a month of WoW time so they can play with me

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Good morning, good day or good evening, anons!

Hope you're all doing well.

>>34033238
I gotta ask, why the tomoko obsession?

>>34033366
My face is exploding from pain right now

Hope you're having a good time, as well.

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>>34033238
hey
cebruz
:)
how r u

>>34033343
What would I get in return, exactly?

cute addict, you

>>34033343

play ffxiv instead then maybe

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>>34033238
Will we ever get schnitzel?

>>34033251
How much money have you catfished out of people

>>34033325
Make new ones!

>>34033343
This nerd again

>>34033418
its his waifu

>>34033523
nothing

>>34033590
Cup Noodle 15 > All

>>34033418
Not the anon you're asking, but probably because Tomoko is basically a fembot, i.e. relatable as fuck

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>>34033680
cebby isnt an anon anon

>>34033690
>Anonymous

explain this then huh

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>>34033702
cebby's avatared tomoko for 3 years anon he's anything but an anon

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hey.
should I make hot cocoa or not

>>34033523
my compassionate love and affection

>>34033771
Go for it, sounds cozy.

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>>34033829
thank you, I'm very indecisive so I get opinions and answers from other people so it makes me happy when others respond

>>34033873
That could be a pain, for stuff like what to drink or not but I hope you enjoy yourself!

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Friendly reminder on the red flags of these here steam threads official list

Cebruz-Serial remover, druggie, and gay degenerate
Marsy- Catfisher
Hal- Druggie and also gay degenerate, and serial remover
Cat- Friend collector, already has a best friend that posts with him all the time here also an attention whore
Dessert- BPD/Unstable friend, serial remover, will sperg out for 0 reason
00/ japanese poster-BPD/Unstable
Marca-Cat's best friend, shitposts with him
Sykky-Evil and mischievous, also a friend collector
Taiga-/Bulletwithwings Very unstable friend, will freak out on you for no reason and gay degenerate
Dunsel- Gay degenerate and druggie DEAD
Catnip- Stupid slutty friend collector and trip fag
Spooky-Friend collector and gold digger; Uses poor anons for their money
Pea- Sperg/Friend collector
Ellie- Friend collector
Chen: Friend collector
Cortana- Serial remover, feels as if he cannot bond with others
Lewd pink/pinku- ERP slut and friend collector
Ahhlecks- Degenerate
Burch- Bipolar, unstable attenionwhoring tranny
Luft- Friend collector/ Dramafag
Hudson- Lewd, degenerate
Neurovi- Serial remover, no control of his emotions
Squirdward- Voted
Fluffy buns- Unstable and a pedo
Meekz- Serial remover, also no control of his emotions
Lin- Rude tranny degenerate, will remove without reason
Tripfags- Usually cause drama
Anime avatars- Usual icons of an unstable person
level 40+ profiles
50+ friends=Friend collector
10- friends= Chronic remover unless proof using SteamIDD

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how's everyone in this thread doing?

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>>34034060
Pic related is visual representation of me in real life right now at this very moment
How are you doing anon

>>34033676
kill yourself i think

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>>34034060
Running on empty

>>34034095
cheer up anon

have an emoticon :^3

>>34034102
You don't sound too sure about that

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>>34034095
alright i guess, recovering from stage 4 frostbite and in a little shelter beside the hospital for injured/sick people
>Pic related is visual representation of me in real life right now at this very moment
what r happen

>>34034060
I was trying to comfort a buddy and then he told me to fuck off and blocked me. Second time a buddy flipped his shit on me out of nowhere and removed me.

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>>34034194
>Stage 4 frostbite
>Asking me what happened
You go first, your story is probably way more interesting

>>34034202
you got to be super careful when people are emotionally unstable anon, even if you think you're comforting them they might still find it annoying

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>>34034232
rather not say in the thread, but i was sad, i still feel insecure even telling what happened to friends rip
so you go first

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>tfw I stroke my cock every time i'm having a completely normal, non-lewd conversation with my friends

Getting off while talking to my friends is the most erotic thing ever. The thrill of not being caught and doing something so dirty without anyone knowing is so just so satisfying

D-does anyone else do this?

>>34034239
It's always the people that I like too. All the people I don't care about turn out to be the mentally healthy people.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/niingo/

I do not erp

>>34034306
because people usually like others more by how fun/interesting they are than how mentally healthy and normal they are

>>34034303
no but thanks for the idea

>>34034329
Yeah, that makes sense. I guess I just have to keep searching for someone nice and stable.

>>34034345
good luck, if you want an actual good relationship you might have to settle with having less fun with a person though

>>34034303
pretty much, in the middle of overwatch games i dont know what to do so i just start jacking, never have enough time to finish but its still something to do

>>34034361
I'm just more or less looking for someone that likes me enough to talk with me all day. That takes a long time to form friendships like that though, so it's really hard.

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>>34034280
Ah not much, just dealing with a friendship being over probably for good, I too would rather not go into details here
Hope you recover fast!

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>>34034420
d'aaaww, i had a few of those before but they always blow up so i don't have much to say
>>34034424
we can talk more if you think it'd make you feel better
http://steamcommunity.com/id/animegirlavatar/
don't have to if you don't wanna though, i know it still might hurt to talk about

>>34033908
>other lolicons
Hmm I should start contactfagging.

this post is an original bump

>>34034303
Seda is that you?

>>34034312
As if you don't have enough friends anon

>>34035769
No, I have no clue why people think it's me.

>>34035926
You'd be a liar to say you've never done it

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/C-ON
Video games or discord I don't care

I made a Steam just to play one game but pretty much don't use it. Though I recently bought cheap games over winter sales so I'm verified now. Are these threads for actual friends or just ERP?

>>34036088
>I made a Steam

>>34036088
Nobody adds anyone in these threads, or at least not with the purpose of making friends. All it is nowadays is a circlejerk general for a group of retards. You're better off finding friends on reddit.

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>>34036793
that's just not true. I added a few people from here and regulary, almost daily, chat with everyone. but I agree it's better to avoid some of the fags in these threads, though it's pretty easy to spot which people to add and which people to stay away from.

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>>34033908
>no A on the list
A will cast Izanami if you don't put him on the vip list!

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>>34033908
If you're going to spam the list, at least spam the new one

#1 Redflag: 'A'- Original creator of the lists, bullied and blackmailed Ahhlecks, betrayed and leaked info about Cat while they were friends, serial remover, twisted and absouletly evil and manipulative, AVOID

Others:

Halcylon- Druggie and also gay degenerate, and serial remover
Cebruz-Serial remover, druggie, and gay degenerate
Brat- Erp fag, serial remover
Marsy- Voted on the list
Hal- Druggie and also gay degenerate, and serial remover
Cat- Friend collector, gay degenerate, already has a best friend that posts with him all the time here also an attention whore
Dessert- BPD/Unstable friend, serial remover, will sperg out for 0 reason
Untitled/00/Japanese poster-BPD/Unstable
Sis/Pwndude- Friend collector and degenerate
Marca-Cat's best friend, no real need to be on the list though
Sykky-Evil and mischievous, also a friend collector
Taiga/Bulletwithwings- Very unstable friend, will freak out on you for no reason
Dunsel- Gay degenerate
Dryyydryd/European Overwatch poster- Will not actually play/talk with you
Catnip- Stupid slutty friend collector and trip fag
Spooky-Friend collector and gold digger; Uses poor anons for their money
Pea- Sperg/Friend collector
Ellie- Friend collector
Chen: Friend collector
Cortana- Serial remover, feels as if he cannot bond with others
'Anon'-Rude and will remove without haste
Lewd pink- ERP slut and friend collector
Ahhlecks-Degenerate
Burch- Bipolar, unstable attenionwhoring tranny
Luft- Friend collector/ Dramafag
Hudson- Lewd, degenerate
Neurovi- Serial remover, no control of his emotions and degenarate
Squirdward- Voted
Fluffy buns- Unstable and a pedo
Meekz- Serial remover, also no control of his emotions
Lin- Rude tranny degenerate, will remove without reason
Tripfags- Usually cause drama
Anime avatars- Usual icons of an unstable person
level 40+ profiles
50+ friends=Friend collector
10- friends= Chronic remover unless proof using SteamID

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>>34037198
>A is on the list
There we go! That's how you save the population of this thread from A's almighty powers.
Remember: Don't ever mess with A!

>>34037225
Who are you and who is 'A'?

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>>34037198
>Luft- Friend collector/ Dramafag

Luft is an alright dude why is he on that list

To my friend who added me a couple days ago,

I had to remove you because my bf will beat the shit out of me if he sees me talking to some dude on /r9k/. I hope things go well for you, take care.

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>>34037253
We only refer to it as "A" but that person is more than you can imagine!

It can rip Luffy in half with its bare hands!
It can spit fire and make Natsu choke on it!
It has the ability to use the Death Note to bring criminals to justice without getting corrupted
It can bring world peace without bloodshed or dying at the end of season 2!

You cannot give "A" a name because that would be an insult to its glory!

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>>34037198
I WANT TO GET ON THE LIST! REEEEEEEEE!

wheres an idea

why dont you shitlords make a steam chat group and talk about your faggy feels there and not shit up this board

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>>34037277
Chaika has been undeservedly convicted.

>>34037277
>>34037372
Fuck off he's a gay drama fag and if his faggot friends keep defending him I'm going to expose his ass.

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>>34037358
Because steam groups are managed by someone and that someone has the ability to create a dictatorship. Here it doesn't mater who you bothered, you can still post.

Also the goal is to reach a vip list so you can get free promotion and a sense of achievement.

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>>34037384
what are you talking about, dude is nothing but positive

>>34037384
Luft only wants to play videogames, nothing else, I don't know how you can see him as a bad person.

>>34037198
Thanks for posting the real list.

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>>34037384
Luft literally just plays vidya, banters with his friends and posts chaika.
He's a fucking normie.

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Does anyone want to be my steam bf? ^_^

I like anime, Mount & Blade Warband, Left4Dead, The Forest, Stellaris, and Rust.

[email protected] is my throwaway email, feel free to send me your steam ID and I'll message you!

;3

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>>34033220
http://steamcommunity.com/id/miseriae
orginalio

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>>34037501
>try this hard to bait

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>>34037501
>Not sure if it's bait or you're really autistic.

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>>34037501
>implying females want a bf
>implying that playing games meant to be sausage fests are played by females
>implying that using emotes will make you more legit
This isn't 2006. There are no girls on the internet.

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>>34037501
come on, at least make it half assed believable

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>>34037318
>>34037225
Your shitposting is interesting. What do you want with me?

-t.A

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>>34037525
>>34037532
>>34037543
>>34037554
I can't tell if this is all the same person or if people really just don't like girls here.

Either way maybe I started off too strong? A few steam friends would be a welcome addition if a boyfriend is a bit too presumptuous of me.

Does anyone like to get groups together in any of those games here? I like getting friends together to screw with people in Rust.

Feel free to shoot me an email with the link I provided, I'm always up for a chat and new friends!

Pic related is me, I know I"m not perfect but I'd like to think I'm not exactly Stacy either. I'm also a virgin if that helps. I know a lot of robots prefer virgins. You don't have to worry about me being some cunt of a whore, I'm very easy to get along with.

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>>34037558
I'm just making everybody aware of your powers and magnificence senpai~

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>>34037611
damn you are really committed to this aren't you? Have a (You) for the time it took you to type that out

>>34037611
You do know the majority of posters in this thread are flaming homosexuals, right?

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>>34037611
Not the same person, but when we get things like this, we assume it's bait.

Also >>34037646 this anon is correct at least 90% here are raging fags.

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>>34037611
This is a (You). Each time you post I'll give you a (You) for your willpower and commitment. I shall contribute to upvote you to the main page of 4chan. However you must evacuate this site immediately once it happens for your personal safety.

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THIS IS A BOY ONLY ZONE

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>>34037611
>or if people really just don't like girls here.
I have yet to find an interesting girl, even MtF and traps are pants on head retarded.
Does estrogen even have any positive side-effects that aren't physical?

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Lord God l come to you a sinner And I humbly repent for my sins I believe that Jesus is Lord I believe that you raised him from the dead I will ask that Jesus will come to my life And be my Lord and Savior I receive Jesus to take control of my life And that I may live for him from this day forth Thank you Lord Jesus for saving me with your precious blood In Jesus' name, Amen

>>34037708
well I can't and for the most part don't want to put my penis inside any of the girls dense enough to browse this board, and that is exactly where my interest in girls ends. announcing you are a girl? fuck no this shit is either bait or that person has nothing else interesting to offer.

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>>34037749
Quality post.
We need more stuff like this!

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>>34037525
>>34037532
>>34037543
>>34037554
>>34037626
>>34037646
>>34037667
>>34037680
>>34037708
Thanks for all the (You)'s!

ravioli ravioli cum in my oreganoli/spoiler]

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>>34037802
No problem, I liked the (You)'s you gave back!

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>>34037840
Have another one! I always like to give a few (You)'s back to the community!

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>>34037857
You are too kind anon, all these (You)'s are just make me happy inside.

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Now I done grew up 'round some people livin' their life in bottles Granddaddy had the golden flask,backstroke every day in Chicago Some people like the way it feels, some people wanna kill their sorrows Some people wanna fit in with the popular,that was my problem

>>34037501
there's only room for 1 shitty trap in these threads
this place ain't big enough for the 2 of us

>>34037857
so gay

go back to /R/eddit, faget !!

>>34038045
>implying leddit is for fagets
>4chan pretend to be little girls and traps that love the shama lama ding dong
go back to 4chan, froguette

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>>34037624
Why would you do that? And don't phrase it like that. I'm just a humble autist who has a knack for creating drama. Besides, why would you spread around something you haven't seen for yourself?


>I'm just making everybody aware of your powers and magnificence senpai~
>Just
Are you sure? I feel like theres more to this, as if you want something out of it. What is that you want?

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If any of you losers add me I'll bully you relentlessly

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mmrpppghhhhhllll/

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Bitch, you thirsty, please grab a Sprite My Crips lurkin', don't die tonight I just want to dance with you, baby Just don't move too fast, I'm too crazy Man down, Downey Ave and get shaded Take a nigga mind off that

who /threwupontheircarpetsintheirsleep/ here lads

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>>34038110
>why would you spread around something you haven't seen for yourself?
Sounds like you're pretty confident with that

I shall abstain from giving out any information that can hint towards my identity.

Don't stress that lovely dovely head of yours~

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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198055968202/

anyone wanna bully me?

also would love to have a cute anime girl(male) as friend

>>34037293
your 'bf' is a shut in neet that doesn't even live in the same town. You shouldn't be afraid of him, and shouldn't even respect some one that's going to threaten you for trying to enjoy himself. What kind of a shit head spergs out and says he'll fight you instead of the guy he doesn't like? If you're not exaggerating I hope you find a way to get out of that toxic bullshit and be happy, and if not I'm just going to wish you good luck. I'll talk to you, lewd or not, if you ever want to again, man.

I think you still have me added on your throwaway discord too.

>>34038497
Stay a beta cuck jesus christ.

>>34038594
say dat 2 me face irl and C wut happenns :^)

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>Be me
>Shy af and not alot of friends
>Has only 1 class with one of my friends
>Most of my classmates ignore me
>When we have to find a partner for classwork I always do it alone
>I go home and rush to my pc and I only have 1 skype notification
>I get sad cause I got more virtual friends then irl and all I got was one notification

I hate that i'm so fucking shy in real life and i'm real too shy that I am also shy to people online.

Do you play:
>League of Legends EUW
>Dont Starve together
>Terraria
>Factorio
>Tera
>StarCraft2

Then boy ow boy do I have a offer for you.
Add me at : http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198009155361/ for more information

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>Just want a steam bf to voice call and cum with me as we play stupid easy games together
>Everyones too shy to voice call

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>>34038821
>making a private offer instead of doing it publicly
Nah I'm done with penis enlargements and nigerian money.

>>34038900
I'll voice call you, but you gotta do what I say.

>>34038938
as long as youre gentle

>>34038955
put up a discord and I'll add you

>>34038900

>tfw ur to shy to voice chat anyone

>>34038975
>tfw you voice chat and now never want to do it again because it was too much

>>34038905
??? wat m80

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>>34033908
I still don't understand the 'Friend Collector' part, having come from the last thread.

Can you please explain?

>>34038960
Toebeans#8720

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anyone have any tips to help with anxiety? nothing extreme, just not feeling uncomfortable in most social situations n around girls (even though got gf) :(

also please post asuke if you love her as much as i do

>>34039055
People with more than 10 steam friends are considered "friend collectors" by the most autistic of this threads participants.

>>34039124
Sounds like something a friend collector would say you filthy double digit friend lister

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I'm a gangsta Crip, fuck gangsta rap Where the ladies at? Where the hoes? Where the bitches? Every real nigga know the difference Bandana brown like the dope daddy shootin' in the kitchen Real Norfside nigga, never went to Poly, Wilson or Cabrillo Cocaine color of a creole T-scrap movin' for the d-lo, what he know?

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>>34039124
>having more than 10 friends isn't autistic
THEN GO BACK TO REAL LIFE WHERE YOU BELONG NORMIE
EEEEEEER

>>34033343
Play TESO

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>>34037384
>still hating on luft
>????

>>34039186
Wait till you see the chats between him and hudson I'm going to release tomorrow

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>>34039208
Let's see them now. Hudson is a good guy too, highly doubt anything in their chats are bad.

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>>34039208
>tomorrow
>not today, the day after tomorrow or any other day
>it has to be tomorrow
Sounds like a cult that is making the schedule when to do their activities
>"we shall release the chat logs tomorrow for you see the gaylords are too busy eating pancakes today to give a shit"

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>>34039124
>>34039146

Well, I don't have the patience to scam people, or money to be scammed.

If that particular number is a deciding factor, so be it.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Macray7

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>>34039208
You sit on a throne of lies.


Originally of course.

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Too many sins
I'm running out
Somebody send
Me a well for the drought
See, all I know, is taking notes
On taking this life for granted
Granted, if he provoke
My best days, I stress days (Lord forgive me for all my sins for I not know...)
My best days, I stress days
Say "Fuck the world, " my sex slave
Money, pussy and greed what's my next crave
Whatever it is, know it's my next grave
Tired of running, tired of running
I'm tired of tumbling, tired of running
I'm tired of tumbling
Backwards my mama say
"See a pastor, give me a promise
What if today was the rapture, and you completely tarnished
The truth will set you free, so to me be completely honest
You dying of thirst
You dying of thirst
So hop in that water, and pray that it works"

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How is this thread today?

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>>34039614
I'm debating if i should buy vodka or 3 carriers of capri sun.

>>34039647
y not boht

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>>34039647
Why not buy some fast food

and vodka

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>>34039673
>y not boht
My money usually comes on the 15th, so i'm short on cash, i could buy cheap vodka if i decided to buy both but it won't go down just as easy as expensive one.

>>34039753
At least i wouldn't have to worry about drunk munchies if i bought some fast food. Cooking while drunk always ends in a disaster.

Can someone let me spoil them with affection and pretend I'm their gf? Will give steam or discord.

>>34039922
Sure, post your discord.

>>34039904
Even though I dig drinking, get the caprisun. Stay cheaper when having rough financial situations.

>>34039955
zeroness#4968

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>>34039904
Greasy food is good for drinking

>>34039922
only if you don't weigh over 200lbs

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>>34037198
Brat is a nice dude, doesn't belong on a red-flag list.

who /eatingsandwiches/ here

>>34040143
did he gift you stardew valley too?

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>>34040949
just had a subway actually

>>34041064
nice, original lad

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>tfw no super original bf

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>>34038423
Really? What type of "fan" doesn't give information to the one they admire?

If your endgame is to make me more curious about you, then I'd say you're off to a good start

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>>34041013
No, hasn't gifted me anything. He's just one of the nicest people I've added from here.

>>34033908
What's wrong with 40+ profiles?

>>34041273
tfw I have 40+ but don't want to remove people because it'll be mean even though they don't even talk to me.

I lost a game of connect 4, so I'm here to admit that cider is a sissy drink, I was bossed about to say this.

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>>34041399
i always got roasted for drinking cider when i started drinking couple years back

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>tfw no qtp2t bf

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>tfw your friend is still wagecucking

I just want to play with someone

>>34041457
Have you tried drinking good cider?

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>tfw no reinhard bf

>>34041612
hmph.. maybe not

Im sissy nerd who likes to be bullied by his boss and when he bullies me it makes me tingle inside!

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>>34040143
Can confirm, I played with him the 100% juice from an orange. He seemed nice.

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>>34041847
you're nice to sweep all the weird stuff said under the rug like that

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>>34041879
I think it just makes you unique !

Strange friends are best friends.

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>tfw still no qt to smell my smegma ridden dick and make it rest against his face

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>>34041960
"unique" is a weird way of putting it for sure

what other games do you play?

>>34042073
deez nuts lmao

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>>34042070
I said that was hot last thread anon, but it got pruned shortly after.

>>34042070
that's l-lewd!

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>>34042073
You can check my game list.

Chances are if you have a Coop game you enjoy playing. I have it and am willing to play it too.

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>>34042119
But would you lick it clean too, all the smegma under my foreskin? Having smegma on your dick is pretty disgustung, someone who thought my previous post was hot should work as my personal dick cleaner, that's your role from now anon.

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So, odd question but it's been bugging me for awhile... what does catnip taste like?

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>>34042172
I'd do that and more if you'd let me anon!

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>>34042163
is The Forest fun? I haven't played it since I don't feel like learning a bunch of crafting mechanics and stuff

>>34038497
I think you've mistaken me for someone else. I live with my bf.

>>34042233
Wew, sorry. Either way hope my guy reads that post. Good luck with your own troubles, m8.

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>>34042218
Are you also that anon who wanted to lick my sweaty feet, especially the toes?

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>>34042287
>>34042218
>>34042172
>>34042119
>>34042070

That's fucking disgusting, why do want to do these things?

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>>34042220
I think it's alot of fun but the first in game week is pretty slow, it does get really hectic later on and it's very good spoopy fun.

>>34042287
I am not anon but I could do that too!

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>>34042358
Why would you want to do that and why are you so genki about it? It's disgusting, aren't you embarassed? Show some self respect.

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>>34039060
FEMALE REEEEEEEE
I WANTED A QT BOY. FUCK OFFFF

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How do i stop sneezing so much.

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>>34042565
You don't. It's your life now.

>>34042411
Im sorry anon I just thought I was helping.

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>>34041238
Hm, fans must give out information to the ones they admire?
Information can be used against you and I have to think of my well being just as much as anyone else.

I want to be Steam friends with another female who wants to talk about shoujos, kdrama, Animal Crossing and stuff like that PLEASE.

>>34038900
> and cum with me

Is this random talk or are you legit looking for phone sex?

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>>34042596
Am i going to die then ?

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>>34042721
Yes you are dead

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>>34042643
>Hm, fans must give out information to the ones they admire?

They don't... But I would expect someone so envious of my actions to be quite willing.

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>>34042721
Sorry Anon, you're going to sneeze your dick off.

>>34042218
Are you a girl(girl) or a faggot?

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/id/itsjustsnappy

looking for other robots

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>>34042754
I'm a ghost then ?

>>34042760
How does sneezing affect my dick ?

>>34033220
My friend hasn't logged on in 12 days. It's over. The dream is over. No more countless hours on Steam. I'm getting a job soon.

It's time for me to move on bros. Been good.

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>>34042811
Gonna fly off like a rocket any time now

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>>34042811
>I'm a ghost then ?
You are a ghost whos dick will fall off

>>34042841
Just go play more in the casino and go on a trip with the money

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>>34042843
Rip my dick the. I'll miss it very much.
>>34042870
What a horrible fate, oh well.

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Hey little buddy, where's your mommy?
Call me stepdad or Uncle Johnny
Here's a dollar don't follow behind me
I gotta go bang out mom and auntie

Benis in benis :DDDDD

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>>34043527
>tfw no qt with a small or giant dick to dock onto my dick

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>>34043527
I could hide a small benis inside my foreskin

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/doobungus

don't be fooled, i only have like 3 people i talk to on steam

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>>34043595
>tfw all lewd aoba does is tease

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>>34043751
What else should I do?
What do you want anon?
What are your desires?

>tfw no gf who only wants to play vidya or watch me play

>Multiple threads a day for the same 50-100 posters to role play and avatarfag as little girls
>Every thread is also just an excuse for hook ups

Holy shit go away

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>>34043821
you talk about all these lewd things but you never go very far

>>34043866
Honestly I just wish this board supported a hookup / matching thread where fembots and robots just get the fuck out of here together.

>haven't talked at all for a few days
>First time i talk to someone only unintelligible mumble comes out
>Somebody's first impression of me has been tainted by squeeks and jumbled words

>>34043913
Yeah that's not really a negative thing. If they were successful it'd probably help /r9k/ turn into less of a single-virgin complaining club.

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>>34044172
but thats what made this board
complaining via le meme green text
Originally of course

>>34043866
ask the mods to try banning again

>>34043913
It was like that in 2008-2010 before /soc/ was created. They created /soc/ to stop robots from hooking up and /soc/ is unfortunately nothing like how /r9k/ was before it was created.

It was much less perverted and more like shy people hooking up. There was male and female camwhores but they didn't rate each other, instead they talked about how they crushed on each other and kind of circlejerked in threads together. There was Google voice threads and stuff like that, robots and fembots actually texted each other. It was pretty cute.

What's everyone playing atm?

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what are some nice comfy new games to play? I am all outta options

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>>34043868
But anon, maybe that's the charm? Saying lewd stuff but never going too far. Truly the ultimate cucking for degenerates like you. Don't tell me you fantasize about the things I've posted.

>>34043866
I don't know, i'd rather have a circlejerk/containment thread than 5 new actual gay enforcing threads.

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>>34044424
but it's not fair, you say all these super lewd things that turn me on and then you act like it's nothing but continue the next thread

>>34044333
Then where do I go anon if I want to meet shy, shutin girls with possible mental illnesses?

>>34044621
I'm not sure. You are speaking to one though.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/no_one_uses_these

Pls add me.

>TeeEffDubayou no GeeEff

>>34044639
Well I mean are you looking for a loner boyfriend with generic nerd interests

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>>34044575
Maybe you should try to not get turned on by it, have you thought about that already? Or do you want to talk privately, one on one, almost like therapy session, with me about it?

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>>34044687
>loner boyfriend with generic nerd interests

I am pretty sure that'll make all them panties wet anon

>>34044687
I'm not really interested, sorry. Good luck to you anon on your quest to find a gf.

>>34044789
>implying any of us are remotely interesting

? You are on r9k remember.

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>>34044725
I don't want therapy I wanna talk 1 on 1 and please you

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>>34044810
na I wasn't implying that at all!

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>>34033220

Reminder if your friendlist doesn't look like pic related you're a normie.

>>34040008
I'm not fat. Still want to do it?

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>>34044950
>he doesn't have builderman on his list

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>>34044621
There are no girls on the internet. Just in real life.
Nowadays you can label yourself as a girl because "muh gender identity".
Statistically there are slightly more biological males than females so good luck finding a biological girl to your liking.

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>>34044950
warum hast du nicht einen einzigen freund auf steam, anon?

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tfw 5'5" 140 lbs trap and nobody ever talks to you for more than 10 messages :( i just dont wanna reveal myself straight away.. the /feels/

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>>34044975
Sure whats ID?

>>34045035
there are girls that were once boys
they're still boys 2bh

>>34045037
>shitposts in german

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>>34044815
But anon, what gives you the right to please me? I am my own master, no person can rule over me. I have a free will!

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>>34045064
Nobody cares ugly mentally ill freak

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>>34044950
>if you don't have your friendlist empty in german you're a normie
If you don't have your friendlist empty in english you're a nazi

>>34045096
oh i thought this was a thread 2 be nice but ur a bullY!!

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>>34045090
I don't want to rule over you, I want to serve you and do your bidding, catering to every sexual desire

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>>34045115
Posting anime images can't fool me, hon.

>>34045064
>larping instead of just posting your ID and shutting up

like no one needs to know that gay shit, tell it to those who look like they care in private.

>Tfw I'm going to become a live in Neet for my daddy and service his cock like the good little slut i am.

You anons can do this too if that's what you! Just be willing to take the jump and live with that one anon who wants to treat you like a pet and like the good little slut you are, you wont regret it!

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>>34044992

Who?

>>34045037

Because they piss me off, mainly. Well and I always get the feeling they know what I'm browsing on the internet. So I just play it safe and rather have nobody who could track me down...

You know better safe then sorry.

>>34045101

I don't get it.

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can you sign my profile and add me?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ReigningCloud

AND NO I'M NOT A FRIEND COLLECT REEEEEEEEE

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>>34045064
Well, you have to make an effort, keeping a conversation interesting is hard for some people.
I've had experiences with a lot of different people, and some of them just never seem interested, no matter what you do, you can't waste time on them for too long.

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>>34045131
Then beg for it anon, put everything into it, show me your willpower, your resolve. Conquer me!

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>he uses emoticons and exclamation points in chats unironically
Why do people even do this? It's cringy and disgusting.

>>34045237
We have the same Steam profile background. Neat.
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/memomo

>>34045266
:awoo: emoticon is 10/10 tbqhfam

>>34045064
I'll be your friend but you have to post your ID. Or a throwaway email least.

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>>34045064

Depends on what your hobbies are. Gaming is essentially all I really care about, anime too to an extent. Do you play stuff?

>>34045266
OwO What's this!? *wags tail*

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>>34044389
What level of comfy are you looking for?

>>34045177
>tfw you just convinced a qt to lock up his cock and completely surrender to you forever because you're going to throw away the key.


bottom text

>>34045139
This post's truth is the reason I am fucking depressed by these threads

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>>34045263
dear aoba poster, every time you post something lewd it resonates with me, I really need your lewdness, I crave it, I want to please you and your desires however I can

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>>34045266
And how are you suppose to express your emotions?
>my pet just died
Sounds like you're trying to convey something serious
>my pet just died xD
Sounds like you're trying to convey a joke

>>34045484
How is "my pet died" a joke?

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>>34045484

By talking normally. I've never once used an emoticon and people usually get the jist of what i'm saying. I kind of lose interest in people that abuse them because it's just embarrising and makes me think i'm talking to a 14 year old.

WTB steam bf who will comfort and cuddle me sensually after a long day of wagecucking and play overwatch with me or something

http://steamcommunity.com/id/naerilei/

>tfw wanted to post cute pic but can't because i'm always late to these threads and image limit has always been reached

>>34045533
>my cat was playfully fighting my other cat and now it's pretending to be dead because its tired
or
>my dog sniffed my feet and now it's hiding under my bed and won't go out

>>34045604
And how are you suppose to convey excitement?

>I made max level on this mmorpg. Yay.
Sounds like you're dead inside and didn't even care in the first place.
>I made max level on this mmorpg!!! O.O Yay!
Sounds like you made some progress and achieved something you really wanted.

>>34045709
I don't do traps bruh

>>34045193

No answer at all? I expected more of you "robots."

>>34045726

Fuck yeah, hit max level finally. Looking forward to seeing the end-game.

Who the fuck says 'yay' in this day and age. I get the feeling you're just young and grew up in the age of emoticons being a common thing. If you use emoticons constantly and you're above the age of 18, you have issues.

>>34046158
And if you don't use emoticons you're just a normie who can't understand how the internet works.
Go back to real life where you belong and never come back. You can't understand the internet and you can't adapt to it.

>>34046230

>Not using emoticons makes you a normie.

Return when you're over 18.

>>34046275
get banished to real life normie
the internet was the place for us misfits to hang out
then your kind invaded it
get the fuck out

>>34046325

You're not a misfit, you're just an underage retard that is just trying to fit in. Go spam your fucking gaia emoticons elsewhere.

>>34046350
go be cancerous in the already existing cancerous world called real life
ever since you normies spawned on the internet you imposed your own rules because you think you're superior
you're nothing more than sheeps that go with the flow because the internet has become "cool" in the last decade

again, go back to real life where you belong normie.

these threads look so empty without animeposting. it's like something essential is missing 2bh familiamski

>>34046275

I use emoticons to convey emotion because that is a skill i lack in real life


Got the tisms

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>>34046763

NEW THREEEEEEAD XXXX

>>34045086
Thees is me http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198310897946/

>>34037198
>#1 Redflag: 'A'- Original creator of the lists, bullied and blackmailed Ahhlecks, betrayed and leaked info about Cat while they were friends, serial remover, twisted and absouletly evil and manipulative, AVOID

A is acaz right?