This all happened last year:
1. Went to brothel. Paid $250 to fuck some fat whore. She wouldn't have sex with me because of (closed) cuts on my legs, and would only offer me a shitty 45 minute protected blowjob.
2. Rode my bike for 30 minutes to go and visit an escort who I organized to meet with at a specific time. Got there at said specific time and the stupid Asian cunt told me to wait outside for half an hour as she was busy.
3. Went into liquor store to buy a drink as it was 40C outside and I was thirsty as all fuck. Bitch at the counter wouldn't let me buy a bottle of coke because I didn't have ID on me.
4. My bitch of a sister convinces me, in a drugged up state, to go to the ER as she thought I was going to die. After being mentally evaluated at the hospital, some incompetent faggot admits me to mental hospital. End up staying at the mental hospital for almost a month (even though I was not mentally ill) due to the incompetency of my treating doctor, who, you guessed it, was a female.
5. Whilst I was in the mental hospital, my cunt of a mother took all of my drugs from my apartment and disposed of them.
6. Get hit by car one week after leaving mental hospital. Who is driving? Some stupid cunt female. Have to spend 4 weeks walking on crutches.
7. During this time my bitch of a sister takes advantage of my disabled state by illegally entering my property whilst I was in hospital and taking away all of my drugs and flushing them down the toilet
I hate women too, but you're a fucking degenerate m8.
you cut like a bitch
>>34033634
Kill them, kill them all.
Not original.
timestamp into your flesh
>>34033634
what'd you do to your thumb there m8?
>>34033703
Definitely start killing women.
>>34033634
I'd lick the shit out of thatYou're lucky I'm not a vampire
>1. She wouldn't have sex with me because of (closed) cuts on my legs.
You think she'd trust you after seeing that? For all she knows, she could get aids from simply touching you.
>2. Asian cunt told me to wait outside for half an hour as she was busy.
She was probably was probably washing up from her last client. It's a good thing you waited
>3. Wouldn't let me buy a bottle of coke because I didn't have ID on me.
Kids shouldn't be wondering around a liquor store and buying stuff. If you forgot your ID, it's on you. It's their job to not get in trouble.
>4. End up staying at the mental hospital for almost a month (even though I was not mentally ill) due to the incompetency of my treating doctor, who, you guessed it, was a female.
Doctors male and female go through years of schooling to get where they are. She didn't diagnose you because you're a man. She did it because you have issues.
5. Whilst I was in the mental hospital, my cunt of a mother took all of my drugs from my apartment and disposed of them.
> She did the right thing.
>6. Get hit by car one week after leaving mental hospital. Have to spend 4 weeks walking on crutches.
Don't bike ride your drugged up ass on a busy road!
> 7. During this time my bitch of a sister takes advantage of my disabled state by illegally entering my property whilst I was in hospital and taking away all of my drugs and flushing them down the toilet
It sounds like you live with your family. It's not illegal. Also, stop buying drugs when your body is trying to heal.
>>34033634
I hope this is bait because you're a huge degenerate faggot and I feel bad that your family has to deal with such a pathetic fuckup like you in their lives.
>>34033634
>degenerates act like assholes
>couldn't buy a bottle coke???
>listening to your drugged sister
>mum does a good thing
>women typically have less accidents than men
>sister does a good thing
>posting pictures of cut legs for attention
you're a faggot OP
>>34033634
please just go away anon.
You are a fucking idiot and need actual rehab and help.
you are mentally ill
nobody, even a prostitute, will fuck you with wounds dude. What the fuck are you thinking?
And stop doing fucking drugs.
>getting mad your family look out for you and don't want you to be a druggy
You sound like a stupid spoiled prick. Stop treating your family like shit and stop being a emo cutting fag. Maybe if you acted like an adult they wouldn't treat you like a little baby.
>>34033634
>pro denies you because of disease potential
>someone gives you a minor inconvenience
>sister and doctor force treatment on you for the mental illness you obviously have
>loving mother tried to put a stop to your terrible habit which no doubt contributes to the mental illness you obviously have
>someone has an accident
>loving sister tries to put a stop to your terrible habit which no doubt contributes to the mental illness you obviously have
you sound like a winy bitch, OP. Grow up.
>>34033634
>1. Went to brothel. Paid $250 to fuck some fat whore. She wouldn't have sex with me because of (closed) cuts on my legs, and would only offer me a shitty 45 minute protected blowjob.
Brothel whores choose their clients and what services they offer. Go fuck a street whore.
>2. Rode my bike for 30 minutes to go and visit an escort who I organized to meet with at a specific time. Got there at said specific time and the stupid Asian cunt told me to wait outside for half an hour as she was busy.
Kek, did you fuck her tho? Do you want stds? Better be glad she washed up if not
>3. Went into liquor store to buy a drink as it was 40C outside and I was thirsty as all fuck. Bitch at the counter wouldn't let me buy a bottle of coke because I didn't have ID on me.
You need ID to make any purchases at a liquor store. Everyone knows that.
>4. My bitch of a sister convinces me, in a drugged up state, to go to the ER as she thought I was going to die. After being mentally evaluated at the hospital, some incompetent faggot admits me to mental hospital. End up staying at the mental hospital for almost a month (even though I was not mentally ill) due to the incompetency of my treating doctor, who, you guessed it, was a female.
You sound pretty mentally ill to me
>5. Whilst I was in the mental hospital, my cunt of a mother took all of my drugs from my apartment and disposed of them.
Because you clearly need help
>6. Get hit by car one week after leaving mental hospital. Who is driving? Some stupid cunt female. Have to spend 4 weeks walking on crutches.
Karma.
>7. During this time my bitch of a sister takes advantage of my disabled state by illegally entering my property whilst I was in hospital and taking away all of my drugs and flushing them down the toilet
Goddamn. Get help. I'm not defending women, but you're the problem here.
>>34033667
/thread
not not at all original
Why do you have starter fluid on your desk?
>>34033634
just fucking kill yourself and stop being such a burden on your family
jesus christ, why do people like you exist
>>34033634
>OP is a twat who blames his family for trying to help him with his drug problem and cuts like a degenerate
man what is this
>>34033634
Wonder how it would feel if someone put hand sanitizer over that leg
>>34033667
first post best post
my dear original robot
>>34033877
OMG a sane person here , nice to meet stranger .
>>34033634
you should thank those women. they are trying to save you, fag.
>>34033823
She was a twilight fan senpai cmon don't make this a spicy new meme.
>>34033634
shouldnt have cut urself u attnetion seeking fuck
all ur problems would have been avoided if u just didnt cut urself
that's what you get