>calorie intake for this week
Should I just kill myself? How the fuck can I recover from THIS?
>>38751990
Please explain how the fuck it is possible to eat 16000 calories in a day
Can such a thing even be possible?
>>38752008
drink anti freeze
>squat and deadlift are not progressing at all
>bench keeps increasing
What am I doing wrong?
eat more
Eat more god damn it
>>38751984
I'm stuck with shitty uni food. I drink a protein shake after every workout but I don't think its helping.
I'm on a cut.
post pics that'll make me want to kill myself
>>38751917
>mirror.gif
>>38751917
Is sushi not okay when you're on a cut?
Literally why? Stupid fucking thread
How much of a waste of time is maintenance mode?
Been lifting for a year and im doing my cut but its going slowly at low pounds per week, so its basically a long cut (.25-.5 pounds a week) since I hate going about my day feeling weak as fuck.
How fucked am I? Should I just cut at -700 cals and get it over with?
>>38751865
bump
Bump for interest
>>38751865
wtf happened in that webm?
What does it take for a person to acquire a dancing bear body?
>>9269746
lift
>>38751839
first step is becoming a homosex
i don't know what follows after that
>>38751839
You have to be a literal Chad.
>fuck in front of other hot chicks
>fuck said hot chick
>must have 8in plus dong
>must last 60 minutes
These are staged as well iirc, the girls getting fucked are actually porn stars.
Which steroids are the best?
bump I want to know how to get jacked
tren
Tren and clen just don't fuck Ben
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/fitness/in-depth/weight-training/art-20047116?pg=2
>Theories on the best way to approach weight training abound, including countless repetitions and hours at the gym. But research shows that a single set of 12 repetitions with the proper weight can build muscle efficiently in most people and can be as effective as three sets of the same exercise.
What do you think brehs.
>less exercise is more, goyim
>>38751745
>can
>>38751745
Id rather take lifting advice from pic related. High volume full body workouts 3 times per week + a fuckload of steak and milk.
I lift at night before I go to sleep and then don't eat until midday the following day. Is this bad?
> Workout from 9-10:30pm
> Eat entire days calories between midday and 6:30pm (6.5 hour eating window)
pic unrelated
No post work out shake? And it is bad. You need to have most your carbs post workout.
yeah its bad you fucking retard
citations required beyond this point.
Just picked up a multivitamin, did I just meme myself? Anyone have any noticeable improvement after taking them for the duration?
My piss turned green if that counts.
>eat a regular diet
>supplement what you're missing in said diet
multis aren't bad, but you're gonna piss out 98% of the vitamins. They're great if you're in a pinch to pass a piss test.
Drink a crapton of water until your urine is diluted to the point where you'll fail a drug test based on dilution (urine specific gravity <1.015), and take 2 multis.
Your urine will pass the specific gravity test but the actual drugs you're trying to hid will be still diluted.
>>38751539
I would only bother taking a multi if I was eating super low calorie or very little veggies.
So anon, you say you go to the gym four times a week, why don't you have an eight pack?
Same reason you can't get big tits without implants hoe.
>>38751517
>implying I lift for aesthetics
>>38751517
Remind me why I pay you again
what's the point of learning combat and bragging about strenght if there's never a real oportunity to fight to dead IRL and most criminals already use guns and knives and shit?
Because combat sports are fun.
>>38751354
My imposing rippling mass ends confrontations before they even start.
>>38751397
I mean real life applications of combat training.
I don't mean doing it as a sport.
Who else /ymca/ here?
It's cheap and comfy asfuck
Me too. Old people everywhere, the occasional qt. Lots of fit milfs to motivate lifts
>cheap
nigga it's $56/month where I live
agree about the comfy though, mostly old people so the cages are always free
here
got all the weight I need plus a pool and a sauna
Is the goal to not be a dyel by /fit standards to 1rm, 5x3, or 5x5 pic related?
1 rm, though obviously you should keep going past that
>>38751170
Obvs 8-10 x 5
Pretty sure it's 5X5, but 1rm is your first step to getting there.
Whats the point of lifting past ottermode? especially when most of you lift for women
>>38751089
routine?
>>38751089
if you're just lifting for women, there's probably no point I agree
>>38751089
So I can crack the pavement with every step, bitch.
So I can bench press a full city bus.
So I can destroy the souls of my enemies just by looking at them.
Tips for cutting without wanting to die. Share your diet tips and tricks that help you deal with the cut
Metamucil.
I have a pretty good regimen.
>800mg worth of caffeine pills per day
>100mg ephedrine HCL, taken in 2 pills 4 times throughout the day
>eat something indigestible but filling, like paper towel (it expands to fill you stomach)
>a gallon of water
>constantly packing lips so my mouth is always occupied with something that's not eating
Drinking lots of water whenever the hunger gets too much, eventually you become accustomed to the less food you eat