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>be Brad Pitt
>lift until you have a godly body
>divorce Aniston for Jolie
>Jolie adopts millions of oppressed brown orphans
>they sleep in her bed until they turn 15
>wake up with your jammies are crusted with cum from YOUR WIFE'S SON
>get into a fight with YOUR WIFE'S SON
>Jolie divorces you, picks YOUR WIFE'S SON

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3803081/Brad-Pitt-s-mid-air-argument-son-Maddox-led-Angelina-Jolie-filing-divorce-FBI-probes-clash-happened-private-flight.html

Definitive proof that lifting for women is worthless and can get you cucked by Asian manlets.

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 14:13:47 Post No.38820622
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2644859/Angelina-Jolie-reveals-shes-closer-adopted-son-Maddox-genetic-children.html

>Three of Jolie's children are adopted and she said she was surprised she had more in common with adopted son Maddox than her own genetic children.

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 14:16:05 Post No.38820636
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>>38820612
Good investigation skills Detective Pepe

Anonymous
Parallel vs Ass to Grass 2016-09-22 23:32:41 Post No.38813858
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Parallel vs Ass to Grass Anonymous 2016-09-22 23:32:41 Post No. 38813858 [Report] [View this topic]

Is ass to grass really necessary while squatting?

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Anonymous 2016-09-22 23:33:36 Post No.38813864
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Anonymous 2016-09-22 23:33:36 Post No.38813864 [Report]

>>38813858
Yes.

Anonymous 2016-09-22 23:33:56 Post No.38813868
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Anonymous 2016-09-22 23:33:56 Post No.38813868 [Report]

yes

any other question?

Anonymous 2016-09-22 23:34:17 Post No.38813873
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>>38813858
as long as you go past parallel it's cool with me

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Anonymous 2016-09-21 18:35:38 Post No. 38797561 [Report] [View this topic]

> ITT we judge each others groceries

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Anonymous 2016-09-21 18:36:17 Post No.38797573
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Anonymous 2016-09-21 18:36:17 Post No.38797573 [Report]

>>38797561
>buys chicken in the same packaging that grapes come in

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>>38797561
0/10, buy in bulk, cook in bulk. I can only imagine how much time and money you waste

Anonymous 2016-09-21 18:38:40 Post No.38797596
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>>38797561
kk jumbo

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What is the natty limit for 6'4"+ 2016-09-23 17:05:23 Post No.38822224
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What is the natty limit for 6'4"+ Anonymous 2016-09-23 17:05:23 Post No. 38822224 [Report] [View this topic]

All the natties I see posting on here with decently aesthetic bodies are like 5'7".

Tallest natty people I ever see posting in CBTs are maybe 6" max as well.

Any natty tallfags here? Anywhere?

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 17:46:52 Post No.38822639
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>>38822224
>6" max

Throwing shots at manlets I see

Anonymous 2016-09-23 18:25:32 Post No.38823016
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>>38822224
Fellow 6'4" Natty here.
Accept that your numbers will never be great and you have to take care of your wrists and rotator cuffs and to makes sure your diddy lift form is good.
Aesthetics are decent.

Anonymous 2016-09-23 18:33:11 Post No.38823092
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>>38823016
6'5" here, honestly we need to roid to look impressive at all. But tall people already are prone to have heart issues so im on the fence

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 17:04:55 Post No. 38822217 [Report] [View this topic]

Explain in 3 words what it feels like to take pre workout

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 17:05:21 Post No.38822222
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>>38822217
>that
>first
>sip

Anonymous 2016-09-23 17:05:43 Post No.38822228
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>>38822222
Witnessed

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>>38822222
Haha legit Had my first sip, feels good man

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 16:00:24 Post No. 38821575 [Report] [View this topic]

>No thanks anon, I heard lifting weights will make me look too manly.

Why won't grills understand this is bullshit and tone up before their body goes to hell?

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 16:02:30 Post No.38821601
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Anonymous 2016-09-23 16:02:30 Post No.38821601 [Report]

>tone up

man what the fuck would you know about bullshit kid

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Check out this Biel.

Anonymous 2016-09-23 16:03:30 Post No.38821614
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>>38821575
Because they have no fucking need to look better. Most beta faggots here would fuck a 5/10 given the chance, and real 8s or 9s don't need to be extra hot, they get enough complements as they are right now. Sure a good chunk of them will ballon at 30 but by then they will have a beta provider chained and well trained.

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/plg/ - powerlifting general Anonymous 2016-09-23 14:45:00 Post No. 38820868 [Report] [View this topic]

http://fusion.net/story/349359/cops-and-ip-addresses/

Cops will now bust you based off your posts on 4chan

If Sean cyber bullies you in this thread
REPORT HIM

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Moses (ID: !XANADUL4.U) 2016-09-23 14:47:43 Post No.38820900
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>>38820868
Hook grip not making me want to give up edition

Lith (ID: !A6OBPCTAew) 2016-09-23 14:51:22 Post No.38820934
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>>38820879
Why block out your face? Pretty sure people could recognize you from your hair alone.

also reminder that you could use more bench volume and quad assistance

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Tfw naturally a beta male 2016-09-23 08:03:46 Post No.38818295
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Tfw naturally a beta male Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:03:46 Post No. 38818295 [Report] [View this topic]

>shy
>girls stick up for me all the time
>feel like crying in any confrontation
>can't say no to anyone
>get special treatment because I can't handle life
>"it's ok Anon you don't have to do X if you don't want to"
>everyone else does it anyway
>scared to ask boss for my pay even though I haven't been paid
>can't look people in the eye
>voice goes high when nervous
>girls saw "aww" at me

W-will lifting help?

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:05:05 Post No.38818303
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Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:05:05 Post No.38818303 [Report]

your legitimately not gonna make it.

You'll just end up as a musular autismo

Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:05:35 Post No.38818307
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>>38818295
stop giving a fuck

go get drunk once and a while

Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:10:12 Post No.38818339
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Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:10:12 Post No.38818339 [Report]

Yeah bro it sure will.

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Sleep Gains Thread Anonymous 2016-09-22 11:55:22 Post No. 38806936 [Report] [View this topic]

>Only got 3 hours of sleep
>Gains goblins must be keeping me up at night
>Reading every sleep guide I can
>Doesn't help, senpai

Sleep is kind of random for me. I don't seem to have the ability to just lay down and fall unconscious when I so choose. Sleep is good for gains, and I feel like those gains are just floating away.

Post your sleep tips/stories.

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Anonymous 2016-09-22 11:57:21 Post No.38806951
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>>38806936
>mfw I got literally zero seconds of sleep last night even though I only slept for 3-ish the night before, stopped using computers 2 hours before bed and so on
Just bought new dark light blocking curtains, I think that's been my real issue.

Anonymous 2016-09-22 12:33:47 Post No.38807194
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>night owl
>boss wants to switch me to day shift

looks like it's over for me

Anonymous 2016-09-22 12:34:41 Post No.38807204
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Anonymous 2016-09-22 12:34:41 Post No.38807204 [Report]

Melatonin

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-09-22 10:18:09 Post No. 38806396 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it hypocritical of me to be eating healthy and working out, while also being a fat loving degenerate?

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Anonymous 2016-09-22 10:19:52 Post No.38806402
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>>38806396

No. I'd be curious why you love fatties tho

Anonymous 2016-09-22 10:22:29 Post No.38806410
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Anonymous 2016-09-22 10:22:29 Post No.38806410 [Report]

>>38806402
He thinks fat girls don't cheat/leave him as easily.
Regards: Freud

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>>38806410
Wrong
Regards:OP

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/fraud/ general Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:31:32 Post No. 38818462 [Report] [View this topic]

Steroids general

Previous
>>38811093

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Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:54:25 Post No.38818579
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Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:54:25 Post No.38818579 [Report]

worth running a low dose of tren e say 200mg to add to high test or nah?

Just going for mass and size atm.

Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:56:11 Post No.38818584
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Anonymous 2016-09-23 08:56:11 Post No.38818584 [Report]

How does a skelly become bear mode?

Cheekie 2016-09-23 08:57:08 Post No.38818589
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>>38818462
Why is Tren A such a grief to make

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Anonymous 2016-09-22 22:20:48 Post No. 38813214 [Report] [View this topic]

Are there any long-term natty lifters on /fit/ (let's say 2+ years)? Could you post some pictures of what you look like now? I'm want to use you guys as motivation.

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>>38813214

Yeah bro. But i don't have any shirtless pics on my computer. Heres a clothed pic, mire my aesthetics bro.

oh and stats

BP - 160KG x 5
Deadlift - 200kg x 5
Squat 140 x 10