What is the best way for me to get this animal inside me /fit/?
Blender then drink it.
Put on feathers and act slutty
>>38744507
>>38744524
kek
but what about more specifically boiling vs other things?
Do taller people have bigger dicks?
>>38744358
No, not necessarily.
I'm 198cm and my dick is 17cm
>>38744362
it's not really a causation, no. same goes for hand/feet size. it's weakly correlated though, yes, at least for hands and feet.
There are 5'10 guys with size 13 feet, and there are 6'3" guys with size 13 feet too, basically.
in general, yes.
everything scales a bit, hands,feet, and pen0r.
although hands and feet also rely alot on how you use them. a baker will have massive strong hands. a geek will have flimsy thin weak stick fingers. go to a rock climbing club and check out those hands, insane!
You can always buy a penispump anon xD xD XD :P:P
An accurate examination of the digestive tract proves humans are carnivores with the ability to eat starchy roots and a little sugar. From the canines through the single super acidic stomach to the sterile small intestine and the short colon with no macroscopically distinct secum , it's nearly pure carnivore. Vegetables should remain in their proper place as flavorings rather than staples of diet.
My regular lunch at work is half salad, half whatever we have at home that day.
I don't normally eat another large meal in a day.
>>38744242
Preach it, bro.
>>38744242
not even close
if you're a carnivore, go eat raw meat then tell me if you enjoyed it if you're still alive
know any tricks to make muscles grow faster?
Start doing one lift then quickly switch to another. This confuses the muscles and stimulates growth.
>>38744174
spend less time in the gym
spend more time sleeping
dont eat garbage food
reduce stress
Inject testosterone twice a week.
I am 23 and my little brother is 14. I have a feeling that I have failed and wasn't a good role model. Basically, I always was a beta cuck loser failure. I indirectly introduced him to video games and he is now a younger version of me, although smarter at school
>plays videos with his loser friends
>incredibly lazy in general
>arrogant and immature with mom and dad
>plays hockey but in the lower ranked leagues
>has close to 0 ambition
I just don't know what kind of activites to do with him. I already did karting, cycling, climbing and every other kind of physical activity and I feel I just can't get him interested in anything.
What kind of activities should I do with him?
>>38743961
LIFT IRON
Think about yourself at age 14. Did you really give a fuck about anything except video games? How many adults told you that you were wasting your youth and you just blew them off?
That's what's happening with him. That's normal 14 year old shit. The "I know better than everybody else" attitude. Give him a couple years and he'll come around. He'll probably end up on /fit/ crying about how he should've started lifting sooner. It's the circle of life bruh.
>>38743988
fucking this, i wish i knew it was a waste of time at 14
im 18 now
How do you guys prevent haemorrhoids?
Pls my ass is so sore
eat more fiber and drink water. I eat 2 packets of high fiber oatmeal in the morning and my shits come out like soft clay.
Try wet wipes instead of toilet paper. Try higher fiber foods
>>38743292
stop being butt hurt
Does anyone here squat with a butt plug?
Just ordered mine online so I wanted to get any tips
>>38743153
tip it in, thats my tip
>>38743153
I can't wait for a day when someone actually falls for this and goes to the gym with a butt plug on.
>>38743153
I used one for a while to get used to bracing my core properly, idk mayne it's really uncomfortable squatting with a plug in so I haven't been using mine for a while
No Porn thread?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37373244
italy legalized public masturbation
sweden legalizes forced coitus
>>38742838
did we?
How do you estimate your muscle gains?
For example, if I have one dumbbell and 15 pounds in weight, what sort of gains could I expect from using it one hour per day on my weak left arm?
I realize that's featherweight stuff by your standards, but I'd never get started, otherwise.
Do you need to pass certain level of intensity to force your muscle to grow, or is it a matter of average stresses to the muscle slowly accumulating?
>>38742626
stop being a faggot and lift
>>38742645
I will lift regardless of how little you have to say on this subject, or how annoyed you are about that, but I'd also like to learn more about it. You can sit this one out.
>>38742626
Just find a weight that you can lift but not a lot
High weight / low reps works better than low weight / high reps
Newfag here (inb4 b& i read the sticky before posting)
Anyone have any good workout/diet I can follow as a poorfag on foodstamps with a herniated disc? Bending over/lifting is really risky atm thanks to it, cant see a physical therapist for a while. Goal is to drop at least 10 pounds within the next like... 2 months. Currently 6'5" 334 lbs.
Pic related
You need to lose like 100lbs. Weight loss is like 85% diet, 15% exercise. Stop eating so much. Do keto.
Walking every day would help a lot but the most important thing is sticking to a caloric deficit and dieting.
>>38742367
I was thinking more of a small goal rather than a stupid high unreachable and unhealthy goal like say, losing 100 pounds in less than 4 months, with a herniated disc.
I completely quit soda/junkfood and Ive started walking.
>>38742381
You don't need to lose 100lbs in 4 months lol, I'm just saying that should be a long term goal. You'll probably lose 10lbs the first week of keto, I lost 14lbs in 2 weeks and I'm a bit shorter and lighter than you (started 285 6'3). A lot of it is water weight that you lose at first, and you look like you're holding a huge amount of water.
Walking is good but focus on your diet. It's really the issue here.
Sad: Failed to overhead press 70lbs
Happy: Hit 225lb deadlifts
Hitting the gym after a year or so off again, feelsgoodman
Tried to go right back into my old routine and wrecked my arms. Been like a T-rex all week, I cannot straighten them,
>>38741718
Sad:
>tfw no oneitis gf
>shitty diet
>studies going poorly
>no money
Good:
>i-i don't r-really know...
Sad: can barely do heavy lifts except squat and deadlift.
Happy: can do very impressive bar and ring stuff that even the bodybuilders in my gym can't do and are jelly as fuck.
Hell, they can be jelly, because I'm jelly of their heavy lifting.
Who else has seen this?
Retards in his early twenties and dresses/acts like a pedophile.
>>38741082
>acts like a pedophile
citation needed
>>38741082
DO
NOT
INSULT
THE
REVIEWBRAH
Watched the hodgetwins for the first time in 2 years today.
Is it just me or have they lost size?
I see they're doing all kinds of shit now, tons of advertising for fast food and they seem to be traveling a lot, has all that ruined their gains?
>>38740080
yes they lost size and strength because they took up comedy and do tours now. They do what they like whenever the FUCK they wanna do it.
>>38740080
no they lost size because they went VEGAN for awhile.
after that they realised they were getting small so they quit veganism and started doing comedy, gym is 2nd priority to them now
These guys use to bench 315 for high reps and the heaviest ive seen them go lately is 225.
Pretty crazy how much strength they've lost, and it shows on their body:
I want a simple device that tells me how far I've run, what should I get?
A girlfriend.
Most phones have this. But if you want more accurate get a used basic Garmin Forerunner 10.
>>38738278
Do it OP.
>TFW can't feel lats being activated
Fellas. When I do any rows, lat pulldowns, etc I never feel my lats activated. I try to "pull with my elbows" but I still never feel it or feel sore in upper back. What do?
>>38823599
>Doing horizontal pulls for lats
Pls be trolling.
>>38823620
Elaborate
>>38823599
This is a compound exercise, it could be that your biceps, deltoids, and other back muscles are less developed than your lats, preventing you from feeling stress there
I personally just do pull-ups for lats