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Anonymous
2016-09-20 03:27:26 Post No.38777439
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:27:26 Post No. 38777439 [Report] [View this topic]

Give me 1 (one) reason not to order this fucker bastard right NOW!!!

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:28:36 Post No.38777447
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You're spending $200 to make yourself feel like shit

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>>38777439
You could buy $191 worth of pic related instead

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:29:24 Post No.38777454
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we don't need anymore fat Australians

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How do you make lifting buddies? 2016-09-20 03:25:54 Post No.38777428
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How do you make lifting buddies? Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:25:54 Post No. 38777428 [Report] [View this topic]

>see neighbor at my uni gym
>say hey
>oh you live next door cool blah blah
>end up working out with him for a few days
>holy shit I have a gym bro
>decide to ask him something funny since he's pussy slayer Chad
>show him pic related
>hey dude this is the ultimate test, is this a girl or a dude?
>uh..dude I guess?
>me: hahaha nice guess man
>things are awkward for the rest of the day
>on the walk home told him I was mirin that last deadlift
>he just said ok
Yeah so how do I make new gym friends because I just fucked myself.

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>she's never coming back

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:29:19 Post No.38777452
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>>38777428
kek
>>38777438
she has an older bf anon

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:29:29 Post No.38777457
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:29:29 Post No.38777457 [Report]

Just try to contain your autism from now on.

Anonymous
This is my vegetarian... 2016-09-20 03:17:08 Post No.38777336
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This is my vegetarian... Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:17:08 Post No. 38777336 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:18:31 Post No.38777347
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BODYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

THIS. IS. MY. VEGETARIAN. BODY.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:21:01 Post No.38777380
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>>38777347
whaddup with that skin.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:22:25 Post No.38777397
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>>38777347
Y he look like torilla??????

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Gains goblins 2016-09-20 03:13:46 Post No.38777296
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Gains goblins Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:13:46 Post No. 38777296 [Report] [View this topic]

Girls are massive gains goblins.

>At the gym
>Local YMCA
>Pool, sauna, spa, gym
>finished doing a tonne of deadlifts
>missed a few gym days so wanted to get some in before working my upper body
>will be busy the next few days so only chance to get full workout in
>Move over to bench
>gym is positioned half above the pool, overlooking the sauna/spa area
>girls I know are in spa
>becon me to come down
>b-but i'm busy
>come!
>no
>I go anyway
>end up swimming and using the sauna with them until my gym shut
>miss over half my workout

How do I avoid this shit without seeming like a massive cunt?

Post gains goblins stories.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:37:38 Post No.38777528
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>>38777296
you're your own gains goblin

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:37:49 Post No.38777532
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>>38777296
>hes complaining about girls wanting to engage with him

faggot detected

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:48:10 Post No.38777640
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>>38777296
I have a YMCA female related story as well
>11th grade
>finished 5×5 barbell squots
>decide to do 3×12 jump squats while holding a plate
>4 freshman girls from school on the elipticals
>2nd set they all start counting for me really loud
>15 year old me has no idea whats going on
>finish set
>go get water
>never talk to any of them
Were they mirin or just being mean? Keep in mind i was actually pretty jacked at that age.

Anonymous
2016-09-20 03:12:46 Post No.38777287
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:12:46 Post No. 38777287 [Report] [View this topic]

My mate seid BCAA s are a load of horse piss.

Is he right?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:13:28 Post No.38777293
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>>38777287
what is going on in that picture?

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Pic not related
It's a lion slapping a lion dead

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:16:50 Post No.38777329
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:16:50 Post No.38777329 [Report]

Source of the pic? I'm having a hard time believing a lion can break another lions neck like that with its paw.

Anonymous
2016-09-20 03:11:29 Post No.38777280
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:11:29 Post No. 38777280 [Report] [View this topic]

>do bicep curls
>feel like fainting every time

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:13:00 Post No.38777289
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:13:00 Post No.38777289 [Report]

Don't do bicep curls then they are a meme any way. Do Pull ups or some other compound.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:13:05 Post No.38777290 [Report]

bicep curls thread? bicep curls thread.

is it possible to do these fuckers without your wrists hurting? is it because my form is shit, or is it an issue of grip strength?

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:13:40 Post No.38777295
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>>38777280
Because you are holding your breath, or breathing in a weird way.

Anonymous
2016-09-20 03:06:52 Post No.38777237
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:06:52 Post No. 38777237 [Report] [View this topic]

What are some lifts that only virgins do?

>ez bar curls
>calf raises
>crunches

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:14:13 Post No.38777305
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:14:13 Post No.38777305 [Report]

There's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:16:15 Post No.38777323
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:16:15 Post No.38777323 [Report]

i tried calf raises today and i got literally nothing from them. what a stupid accessory lift

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:16:51 Post No.38777330
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>>38777305
Said the Virgin

Anonymous
2016-09-20 02:54:51 Post No.38777114
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:54:51 Post No. 38777114 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no fake plastic bimbo gf
>tfw no fratboy best friend
y live?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:58:22 Post No.38777150
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>>38777114
bimbos are me fetish desu

pic unrelated

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>>38777150
indeed

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:50:24 Post No.38777655
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>>38777150
Mine too fwiend

Anonymous
2016-09-20 02:39:24 Post No.38776945
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:39:24 Post No. 38776945 [Report] [View this topic]

>2016
>not being vegan

You have no excuses

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:41:41 Post No.38776963
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:41:41 Post No.38776963 [Report]

>cut
>lighting
>angles
Veganism didn't do this.

Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:42:50 Post No.38776976
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:42:50 Post No.38776976 [Report]

He's just flexing in the second photo

Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:43:13 Post No.38776984
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>>38776945
He took more/better steroids and got a pump to take a picture.
Meanwhile he looks a bit gaunt and his hair is thinning

Anonymous
2016-09-20 02:37:57 Post No.38776921
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:37:57 Post No. 38776921 [Report] [View this topic]

What motivates you to get stronger?

Pic related

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:56:18 Post No.38777131
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:56:18 Post No.38777131 [Report]

Mate if your first instinct is to go shitpost in the middle of a workout there might not be hope for you

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>>38776921
This

Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:03:48 Post No.38777205
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 03:03:48 Post No.38777205 [Report]

My mind is getting weaker, along with my body. I'm trying to improve both before I completely lose it

Anonymous
2016-09-20 02:31:31 Post No.38776855
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:31:31 Post No. 38776855 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you eat a handful of these skittles /fit/? What if I told you that 3 of them would rob you of all your gains?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:33:02 Post No.38776873
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>>38776855
what was the point of this thread

Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:33:24 Post No.38776878
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:33:24 Post No.38776878 [Report]

Skittles aren't even good dude

Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:35:35 Post No.38776904
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>>38776855
a couple skittles post workout would actually be ideal since dextrose (which is contained in most candies) has a fast absorption rate. Personally i just have a red vine though since its 35 calories

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:30:36 Post No. 38776839 [Report] [View this topic]

Are there natural ways to become taller? I am currently not very short but below average for sure.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:32:33 Post No.38776868
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:32:33 Post No.38776868 [Report]

Chase the wind of a prism ship

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>>38776839
Need to harness the power of a Djinn. But be careful, most don't have the abilities to harness one.

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>>38776895
Just don't drink at work!

zyzz
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zyzz 2016-09-20 02:16:21 Post No. 38776710 [Report] [View this topic]

Whats the reality of over training? How do I know if Im doing to much volume?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:19:22 Post No.38776730
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>>38776710
If you're not progressing in your lifts, If you're always exhausted even when not lifting, If you get injured, etc.
Just start small, if you feel you can add more to your routine, you may do so.

zyzz 2016-09-20 02:31:44 Post No.38776857
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>>38776730
Is 3x8 where my last rep is almost failure good?

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>>38776857
You need to go to failure on every set.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:15:44 Post No. 38776706 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this for men or just for women?

Second, am I doing it wrong if my goal is to row a Km as fast as possible (in like 5-6 minutes)? Should I go 2 Km? I was trying to keep my rate at over 25 m/s

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:17:15 Post No.38776714
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:17:15 Post No.38776714 [Report]

at crossfit both men and women use it

Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:20:23 Post No.38776740
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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:20:23 Post No.38776740 [Report]

It's a fucking row machine, don't be a bitch, it's just cardio

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>>38776706
> if my goal is to row a Km as fast as possible (in like 5-6 minutes)
pretty bad desu

2km is the standard usually, like the mile for running. my best is 7:40 but a lot of rowfags would dismiss that ezpz.

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:13:25 Post No. 38776679 [Report] [View this topic]

/fit/ BTFO, how will you 'roid-heads ever recover?

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Anonymous 2016-09-20 02:14:47 Post No.38776693
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http://drhyman.com/blog/2014/04/10/calories-dont-matter/

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>>38776679
>if their advice were good and doable, we would all be thin and healthy by now.
The reason isn't the quality of the advice, but the fact people don't follow it.

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>>38776743
Orrrr, it just doesn't work, mr. tinfoil.

Here's another: http://www.caloriegate.com/the-black-box/9-pictures-that-prove-beyond-a-reasonable-doubt-that-calories-dont-count

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