How do you make lifting buddies?

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>she's never coming back

>>38777428
kek
>>38777438
she has an older bf anon

Just try to contain your autism from now on.

>>38777428
that's a pretty cute trap

>>38777428
the first step is to not be a socially inept dumbass

cmon dude that's some weird shit to say to someone you BARELY know...

>>38777457
it was a joke, fucking normalfags.

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>>38777452
n8 is just her orbiter

>>38777472
You're not funny, stop trying to tell jokes.

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>>38777485
not a good joke faggot

>>38777472
You should suck his dick and tell him it was just a prank

He'll start to understand your faggot comedy then

Find more friends OP both my friends and I would have thought that was funny. Seems pretty normal to me, that guy was just a beta and can't joke around about stuff like that.

>>38777502

Kek

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>>38777502
>ywn be that guy who got raped by a chad in the gym showers

why live lads

>>38777428
Just talk to someone

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>>38777428
>tfw no rose

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>she
>her

>>38778410
What the fuck

>>38777428
Dont listen to these idiots in this thread, that was a pretty funny joke. The problem is that other guy was an autist, try to find less autistic people to hang out with next time.

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>no rose gf
One day ill lift enough to bring her back

autismo guide to making gymbros

>"hey bud, my name is anon, mind if i bug you for a spot?" *extend hand for a handshake*
>if they dont give you their name, "your name again . . . ? Ah, nice to meet you pajeet"
>"Thanks for the spot pajeet"
>next time you see pajeet, greet him with a handshake, then go about your lifts
>eventually conversation will ensue

>when you see someone doing an impressive lift, wait for them to finish, go up to them
>"hey man, thats some impressive weight you're moving there. my name is anon" *extend hand for a handshake*
>"nice to meet you Gainz, maybe you can show me a few tips sometime. good luck with the rest of your session"
>next time you see Gainz, greet him with a handshake, then go about your lifts
>eventually conversation will ensue

>go to the gyms steam room after your workout
>old fucks are always talking about something
>chime in with your 2c
>greet them when you see them
>"shit man, i never got your name, im anon" *extend hand for a handshake*
>"nice to meet you OldManWhosWayTooComfortableWithBeingNakedAndDryingHisBallsUnderTheHandDryer, have a good workout"

the only catch, you actually have to lift, and you actually have to be regular. careful what you wish for though anon

>tfw a good 20min of your entire workout is spent greeting the other regulars you've exchanged names with, and making small chit chat.

some days its nice having that social interaction, other days i just want to ignore the world and lift my feels yo

>>38779796
>oh look is that autist who goes around shaking everybody's hand like the gym is a business seminar

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>>38779796
>OldManWhosWayTooComfortableWithBeingNakedAndDryingHisBallsUnderTheHandDryer
Why do old men do this everywhere? what the actual fuck

>>38780930
feels good man

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>>38780915
said no one, ever

>Tfw after a year of lifting at my gym i had to ask a PT for something
>tfw he ended up having a full conversation with me
>tfw he rounded it off with 'hey man I wish we'd spoken earlier you're a pretty cool guy, but you always have your headphones in'