>ten days of keto
>just had a nightmare about a krispy kreme donut
>>38767318
>ten days nofap
>just had a nightmare about fucking a girl
>>38767322
>usually it's about a guy
>>38767322
>ten days of /fit.
>just had a nightmare about not touching Jeff
wew
>be me waiting at the train station at 3pm
>there's a moderate amount of people nearby
>druggo looking guy in a hoody approaches me
"you got a lighter mate"
(ausfag btw)
"i don't"
"nah mate, you look like you smoke"
"i really don't"
>put my earphones back on
>told me to pull em out
"give me your earphones"
"why?"
"give them to me"
"no"
"I have a knife"
>powerwalked the fuck outta there in the opposite direction
>train came
My heart was fucking pumping, what would you have done? What should I have done? Self-defense thread I guess?
He obviously thought I looked DYEL for him to pick a fight with me. I'm stil shook familia
Really thought I was gonna get shanked there and then
>teep him into the oncoming train
>remember I'm an ausfag
>go to gaol for murder
>>38767334
I tunneled vision so hard I didn't even realised that the train was pulling up
how important is it to have a deep voice for attracting girls?
its the most important part, trust me.
Most single things aren't that important in themselves, it's about the complete package.
Just learn to accept that some women are too good for you and belong to Jon Hamm.
>>38767250
Two words, "David Beckham"....
How do I achieve tay mode?
Get on HRT before puberty
Snake
ride the cock carousel xF
How far can I get with these exercises alone? Perfect nutrition is a given of course.
Pull ups and dips weighted. Pistol squats.
>a old
>>38767346
>He fails to see the joint in my mouth
>>38767153
You'll get a nice body, but it may take a really long time (>3 years) and it will get boring soon.
Also, why pistol squats and not normal BB squats? Can't afford a barbell?
What can we do in order to make /fit/ better?
kys
>>38767084
hire real janitors who clean out the million fucking feels threads that are clogging up the gains pipe
>>38767092
kek
Saw this pic. Is it true? Thinking of giving up lifting at this point. It hasn't gotten me any more girls and that's what I was hoping to achieve.
>>38766978
The sad thing is that everything in the pic is true and the people on here just can't accept it. Height matters in life, a lot. lifting made me no more attractive to women.
>>38766978
If your personality sucks and you're a cry baby then yeah, its not going to help.
Buddy, you need to get off of here if it's seriously starting to affect your self-esteem. Women, like men, are not a hive mind and have different preferences. Your pic is pretty obviously made to troll insecure guys into thinking they'll be ugly and unloved forever. Carry on with the path you're forging for yourself, don't give up, and if anything at least just make sure your body is proportionate if that's what you're worried about.
hi bros pls tell me im gonna look somewhat ok if i continue cutting. I feel im losing muscle only and look like shit in general. I eat mostly high protein and eat carbs stregecally to fill glycogen levels when needed.
>>38766952
this was me before i started to cut. Fuck i looked better.
this was yesterday when i carb loaded before workout and trained back
keep cutting, and using vitamin e
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
This is my last scoop
>>38766939
Cut my cancer into pieces
>>38766949
This is my capricorn
uni thread?
pic related, first year student in search of a lifting partner.
>>38766876
UCLA reporting in. Fuck yeah buddy
Not looking to partner up cause I like to lift alone, but if you ever see a dyel half-Asian looking guy struggling with squats at Wooden then that's me
>>38766934
might have squatted in the rack next to you today. probably not though, because that description fits 50% of the student body
hello UC friends
Is this really what it's like to be tall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djRe1SN6fdU
It is so fucking unfair. If I was that tall with HALF the effort I put on lifting I would literally be swimming in pussy.
Taylor Swift did this
fucking americans
I don't really care about the lanklet, but I'm more disgusted that those fatties are even finding men so easily.
Is this achievable natty?
Of course, google "Big Lenny"
Lol I literally just got done maining this guy for 2-3 hours
this nigga is like 7 feet and 600lbs
G U R L ....
>>38766720
>>38766740
what does it mean?
>>38766720
>>38766740
>>38766793
God, this board is full of homofags
STRETCHMARKS
Any of you guys had to deal with stretch marks?
I've been lifting for a little over 2 1/2 years and put on about 45 pounds, which is great.
However, now I've got fucking stretch marks on my shoulders, chest, biceps, and quads.
Any tips for fixing this shit?
>>38766581
isnt this the pink hair semen demon that gets posted 24/7?
who is he?
I developed stretch marks when I was 8 because I was a fatty
They still haven't went away and I'm 22 now fuck
>>38766581
How to get those delts wider than your own head?
the power of good genes
>>38766537
And a good father figure.
>>38766537
i just love the fact that his marriage kids look nothing like him.
and the one bastard he fathered is basically him with latino skin
>>38766566
>his marriage kids look nothing like him
I wouldn't go that far. It's just that they look feminine. Must be those awful American genetics.