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then you are stronger than chestbrah, a bro who has roided for 8 years :)

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>>39516953
tfw stronger than someone on a Vietnamese bamboo barbell crafting board

>>39516940

Come back when you reach 4pl8

>>39527069
.....what exactly do you plan to cut?

>>39527076
Fat...?

>>39527086
where do you see any fat on that skeleton

yeah step 1: be a leb cunt

why would you want to be shitskin

http://startingstrength.com/article/training_vs_exercise

Read the first 3 paragraphs.

>>39526334
Technically, yes.

>>39526334
The only naturally occurring ones?
>Natural steroids found in the human body are lipids and in most cases produced from cholesterol in the adrenal glands and gonads. Being fat-soluble, natural steroids can pass through a cell-membrane thereby attaching themselves to a hormonal steroid receptor in-turn causing changes to the cell at hand. In most cases these steroids are transported through the blood stream to protein carriers.

>>39526334
semen

Ripped.

Humble.

Is this achieveable natty?

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>>39524658
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

>>39524668
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them).

the brain isnt full of skeletal myocytes

/fit/ died a long time ago

Now it's just a few of us huddled around its flaming corpse trying to keep warm while beating away newfags, crossboarders, and redditors.

>>39524470
It's the holidays bro.

>>39524470
I dunno anon. Fedora threads are making a comeback. I regard this as an extremely encouraging development.

hah u got a tube stuck up your anus

if it was by a man thats certifiably gay

>>39524287
I know >_>

>>39524291
kek

rather be dead than gay. looks like youre gay

>>39524068
I thought the noob dose started at 400

>>39524068
*waiter fucking shit

>>39524071
The majority start at 500mg a week but I want to reduce the sides as much as possible that's why I'm opting for 300mg plus it's my first "cycle" so my receptors are fresh... I know I won't make as much gains as if I did 500mg a week
But I'd rather test the waters first

>>39522630
>Another midget thread
>Random shit posting
>Non fitness thread

Saged, repoted :)

>>39522730
didnt I tell you there was more to life than saging and reporting

>>39522630
Cute puppy

Pantera +45 minutes vigorous of headbanging.

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>>39521125

>>39521125
dude

i was on meshuggah concert 2 days ago
my traps and neck is so sore its not even fucking funny

i headbanged entire set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO2lwUVXU9A

im a dyel 3 months into SS but i have decent neck (for a 6'1" person but could be much bigger)

It's all Splenda. Just get unflavored and make chocolate brownies.

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>>39526486
i think the second has milk so if you are lactose intolerant you go for the first option

i am not so i go for the second because it's cheaper

Don't do kettlebells unless you are fine with people questioning your sexuality.

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>>39526317
https://www.t-nation.com/training/ten-thousand-swings-to-fat-loss

>>39526317
so you're thinking lifting weights is actually cardio?
Did I get this right

Or is the definition of cardio among weightlifters a littlle different to what I am used

at least i'm natty

>>39526264
juice. Natty vegans are skellies

I remember watching his tricking videos.
Man clarence is a beast now.

>>39526260

pls respond

No one uses this app to count? Alternatively what do you use?

>>39526466
use google to get calories and add them yourself

>>39526466
alternatively and a much better option is cronometer