>be me
>never had sex on my own
>only had sex twice through hookers for practice
>lift for about three years now because i wanted to be a sick kunt like Zyzz brah
>thought girls would be on me
>the reality is that they avoid making eye contact/they look away when we do lock eyes
>I approached them
>I never go beyond getting their numbers
>never been on a date
>I've groomed myself and upgraded wardrobe; no luck
>I tried online dating; no luck
>I've approaching in real life; no luck
>I've tried being myself; no luck
>I've tried being someone I wasn't; no luck
>been depressed for the past month. I stopped caring about my appearance because I spend most of my day laying in bed, browsing 4chan and watching YouTube videos on my phone
Should I just give up on life?
>>39526049
ARE YOU ME!?!
I decided to pursue science.
Going back to school and hoping to get into some advanced science or engineering. Dedicate my life to improving the world.
>>39526049
Lol that's why we're here isn't it?
>>39526049
Are you ugly? That might explain it OP.
How do you broach the subject of getting your girlfriend to loose weight? We're long distance, but have been dating for nearly a year now, but over time she's gone up from 160 to 220 ish. I know she's sensitive about it, but I also know she is unhappy with it and wants to change. But I just doubt she'll be able to do this alone.
She knows I love her, but what's the best way to approach the subject? I just want her to be healthy and happy guys.
>>39525754
220lbs...holy fucking hell mate
I mean jesus christ, thats fucking massive
Guess thats why youre able to keep the Long distance going since it doesnt really affect her attraction, because she is so fucking massive
Im guessing you go to sea world to visit her, or is she allowed to leave for brief periods of time and go to you?
>>39525772
I don't really get the first bit, but yeah she's allowed out of the park.
>>39525781
Gravity attracts anon
Does Greenpeace try to push her into the ocean if you two go to the beach?
Have you had your scoops today /fit/?
>>39525747
PB and J on whole wheat toast plus tea with whey and milk
>>39525758
>and J
murder yourself
I push my fingers into my jar
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside
did lifting make up for the failure you were in highschool?
im now physically a bigger failure so I have that going for me
Kinda? I don't know but something down the line made me more confident I suppose
If I had a chance to go back to HS with my current mindset, I wouldn't suck up to the cool kids and probably be a dick to them for fun...and have the balls to ask a girl to prom
>>39525383
As someone who experienced lasting teenage love with 3 teenage girlfriends throughout my young years, let me tell you:
It's pure shit.
do you think edward norton did it all natty when he bulked up for his role in american history x?
>>39525357
>bulked up
lel
I sure hope so
SARMS
Let's have a stoic thread. Because sometimes the ones who show the least pain are in the most.
>>39524886
>implying you can't apply this to your day to day and every /fit/ man shouldn't strive to be a stoic
Learning to accept what happens and just live life in this moment alone is something I wish I learned earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAd5Pu9iw4
fuckin kek
wait till he starts lifting
>>39524744
barron NEEDS to lift. imagine how america would feel if this 11 year old kid, over the course of 8 years, became a MONSTER.
wtf. I'm only 20 seconds in and I lost hard.
>>39524746
woah just jump to 8 years huh
Tell me how to make oatmeal you fucks
>boil the water
>pour the packet
>>39524524
>microwave
THA THA THA THA THREEEAADDD
>>39524524
I don't want to eat instant oatmeal you fuck
Official Winterball Thread!
Official couples:
/pol/o/
[s4s]/c/
/m/int/
/cgl/u/
/d/toy/x/mlp/
/his/tg/vp/
/cm/qst/
/fit/lit/
/a/g/
/k/an/
/co/ck/
/aco/wsr/
/out/vr/ Are going camping
[r9k] will orbit /int/
This year, /fit/ is going with /lit/.
We are taking part in the Wacky Races wear-by /fit/ will princess carry /lit/ and run the course himself.
We have yet to decide what we will wear, though she is likely to decide for us.
>>39523243
>>39523243
>/lit/ is a she
But I want to be the little girl
>>39523243
I wonder if people this autistic ever make it to old age
>January 1st 2017
How should we prepare for this?
>>39521803
A while ago I realized I was strong enough to wield a barbell as a weapon. You probably are too.
>>39521803
We wait until sir puts up a new years comic, laugh about it, then complain for the rest of the year about how many new faggots are there.
>>39521803
just go in early for a month or so.
these people lack discipline and display sub-par amounts of willpower, they'll still be in bed.
whats the one lifestyle change that changed your facial complexion the most?
>>39526566
going trap mode
>>39526566
losing weight and cutting sodium intake
i used to have massive cystic acne
changing bedsheets and pillowcases once a week + more vegetables + water + and not being so fucking harsh on my skin with all those cleansers and exfoliators and toners + NEVER TOUCH YOUR FACE
I had cystic acne for upwards of 10 years and those changes are the only ones that made a difference after every treatment i tried
>be on a party yesterday
>girls and some friends I havn't seen in a while ask me if I workout
>Say I only go to the Gym once a week and eat unhealthy
>IRL I hit the Gym 3 times a week and track my meals
>mfw
Do you do that too, /fit/?
>on a party
>>39526401
>on a party
Fucking americans when will they learn. Its AT a party you giant fucking pleb
My hair looks fine in dim light or at night but under the sun it's like this and worse in water. I'm 24, and finding it hard to believe i'm balding. Optimistic that i'll get my hair back if i razor shave. Thoughts?
Anyone else razor shave to bring back thick j00cy hair?
Get that shit shaved off, holy fuck
Great contender for the newest JUST haircut
>Optimistic
Nigga it's over. Your hair is RIP. You better get jacked, grow a nice beard, or be handsome or something, because your future is as a bald man. Embrace it.
>>39526027
Will it grow back?
>tastes good
>cheap as fuck
>almost as old as man
>goes well with almost anything
>thousands of different types, there's one for every culture
>highly portable
Why won't /fit/ buy into the bread meme? It's not as if pasta is any better, they're made out of almost the exact same shit.
i fucking love bread
Me too, tried living without bread and I was miserable. Fuck it it if slows down my weight loss.
Empty calories and shitty starches
>tfw bf% doesn't start with a 2 anymore
>>39525957
Starts with a 3 eh?
>>39525957
Starts with a 3 eh?
Starts with a 3 eh?