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>>39815840
>Find girl with big knockers
>Talk to her normally
>Take her to the base of operations
>suck knockers

>>39815840
>just wanna suck on some juicy jublies lads

you are on /fit/. this is PUA tier crap

you will suck on a juicy phallus instead

Imagine putting your head on them and falling asleep.

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>>39815837
>Power twists
>No squats on strength day
What kind of meme program is this, what the fuck are power twists?

>>39815877
Shit. I forgot the squats :(

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>>39815837
>Back row press

>>39815773
>Are you all just compensating, or what?

pretty much. personally, i'm compensating for a massive lack of personality and my small/avg dick

>>39815773
Don't you feel gross banging them with a gut bouncing in their view?

>>39815780
Well, that kinda sucks. Why not read some books instead, or challenge yourself mentally? Personality isn't going to come from strength.

deadlifts till the boner stops.

>>39815547
Go do something else to take your mind off it. Bonus advantage is that you get things done.

>>39815547
>HOW DO YOU KEEP THIS UP
"Why would you", would be a better question.

You're an idiot if you think any of that will do anything for you besides waste your money.
/thread/

>>39815183
1 Flintstone Chewable Complete after dinner.

ZMA for sleep gains
FishOil because I mainly eat chicken and beef
Orange Triad Multi half dose as a stop gap

Big Mike once rescued a Gorilla with a broken ankle in a deep jungle Ravine in the heart of the Congo. Legend has it that he carried the gorilla on his shoulder and crawled out of the ravine with his spare hand, grasping at the loose vines as he ascended out of the pit.

>>39815168
Big mike once caught a falling elephant and squatted it safely ass to grass to prevent it from being hurt.

>>39815168
Big Mike once single-handedly fought off a group of poachers before assisting a severely-wounded fullly-grown African Rhino to walk 28 miles to get help.

youll never get a body like that if you destroy your gains running everyday. kys yourself

>>39814943
>kill yourself yourself

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>>39814789
>Is there a serious reason to do leg press over squats?

If you're injured or a DYEL

>>39814789
Normies do leg press because they can put 700 lbs on it and feel strong after doing 1 "rep". However, they can't squat more than 135 ATG.

>>39814789
if you have leverages extremely unsuited to the squat the leg press will be a much better quad exercise

can also be used closer to total failure without unsafe technique

this makes it useful for bodybuilding purposes - your quadriceps do not understand a barbell squat or a leg press, they only understand volume, progressive overload, and mechanical tension

of course if you powerlift or have PL aspirations, you must squat

>>39814735
I mean you handled it completely wrong. But I would just go back and if he approached me I would say "Bro don't fucking talk to me anymore."

That's me though. Not sure about you since you didn't shout at him when he touched you out of the blue while you were nude. Some sort of male instinct should've kicked in there, but it didn't so I think you're gay mym8

>>39814735
Holy shit did you have an encounter with Purple Acki?

>>39814783
How can he not talk to him sounds like they were friends. Who knows maybe the way OP was showering made it suggestive that he wanted to be touched.

>>39814634
I have an idea.
Crazy, but have you considered going to an actual gym instead of buying these meme equipment?

>>39814645

> 1. No car 24/7
> 2. Class schedule is like 10AM to 7PM every day
> 3. No time to workout during the day at school, only before I leave at 8AM and before I sleep at 11PM, plus school gym is always full

.-.

>>39814716
wtf?
What classes are you taking that last as long as 9 hours?
If you are in college, shouldn't they have a free gym there?

>>39814536
>brandi love
gotta fap

>>39814536
>posting coalburners

>>39815171
She is a porn star. Lmfao. She was a degenerate pile of flesh and blood, even if she never fucked negros.

>>39814005
ahhhh I can feel my test reaching medium levels

keep testing

test more

post more tests

thanks

>>39813864
Better to have a hot body and an ugly face than an ugly face and an ugly body. Never understood why compensation has got such a bad rep, if you can't have something, why is working on something you can have to make up for it looked down on.

>>39813864
you can still get laid with a good body/ugly face. although the women are empty, vapid whores and the sex is meaningless

I don't know anon, what's the point of fixing your acne if you have crooked teeth? What's the point of getting a haircut if you're fat? What's the point of taking care of your breath if your feet stink?

I think about him every night I fall asleep

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>>39813557

I never forgot you tiny.

>>39813557
Gorgeous body on Tinytrip

>>39813464

You have no chest, and either have one well developed trap and one retarded one or that is the weirdest camera angle I've ever seen.

>>39813713
yeah I hit 2 days per week chest and it's hard to gain muscle for me

>>39813764
Huge pecs are ugly and bench is just a less functional variant of overhead pressing anyway so you're all set breah