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had the same problem years ago m8, but i was a skinny dyel and after using dumbells couldnt even twist my arms lol
i just simply didnt wipe my ass, and i washed my arse when i had a shower
even went to school whitout having cleaned my hole

>>39937583
Do you wipe yourself standing up?

>>39938100
Usually, but after leg day I have to sit on the toilet and my parents have to squeeze their arm between my ass and the toilet seat to wipe me.

>shorts over leggings
but why do you hate yourself?

>>39937552
Don't like my dick showing and it's cold in Michigan

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>>39937577
>Don't like my dick showing
What a pussy

Only one way to find out, cunt.

add another support beam laying across the bottom. Don't want it to split apart.

I only rep 200... can push 240 if I feel like having ac pain for a while. Should be fine...

>>39938000
Your photo is missing a few pixels there on the bottom.

Just thought I'd help you out, friend!

>>39937350
Yes, don't worry, you're going to make it to an early grave just fine senpai.

>>39937350
No. I'm an alcohol and I look like a holocaust survivor.

If you wanna be a drunk piece of shit then you're better off doing lots of cardio and staying relatively light. Lifting and drinking will get you absolutely nowhere.

take the boozey pill and become the drunkard you were born to be

>>39937381
I eat decent though, im not a non eating alki, I drink these before bed, after the gym and my meals.

Planet Fitness is the ultimate SJW safe space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4

>>39937333
Based Karl Hoot showing Planet Fitness-ski that their Lunk Alarm is for fagskis

Too sweet me

>>39937386
I knew it was real but never imagined it would be so loud

For a place free of judgment they sure judge

>>39937313
Not as important as
1. FACE
2. HEIGHT
3. FRAME

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>>39937313
Stop making manly voice threads.

>>39937313
Very. Nobody takes you serous if you sound like a soft spoken poofter.

>>39937292
>with my meals
Nice bait

>>39937292
you either gained muscle or ate too many calories. Either way, it's your fault, fatty.

>>39937292

>2017 believing caloric deficit and vegetables are the way to lose weight...
>Not eating takeout for every meal and living a sedentary lifestyle to get ripped.

Hahahahahahahaha.

>>39937190
Sadly, you cant. For everything that requires effort the decision to start and keep at it must come from the inside, if its forced from someone else in 99% of cases it wont last.

>>39937190
how come the statue guy gets to have full head of hair and cant be balding

>>39937230
This is true. I've tried every single possible method to try to get my girlfriend to workout with me and nothing works. They have to want it. If you make awesome progress and they are that, that may motivate them, but other than that, they'll just give you A MILLION excuses before they do anything about it

I'll be completely honest with you here before someone yells
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

or

GYNO
Y
N
O

They don't go away, however they do become less visible with less fat and more muscle on your upper pecs.

>>39937165
GYNO
Y
N
O

>>39937248
Thats actually kind of interesting. Youre telling me if I basically became like 120 lbs I would still have puffy nipples? I never had puffy nipples before I got depressed fat and gained 110 lbs. Im covered in stretch marks from it which I'm resigned to not be able to get rid of, but the nipples really? That just seems reallu weird.

just say something like

>haha, what about man-meat ;) do you like that kind of meat sexy girl? :P

Send her a pic of your face photoshopped in a steak costume or a regular steak

>>39937144

Ask her if she'd like to see a good piece of meat and send her a picture of your body, or optionally, dick.

>>39937060
Usually GOMAD is fucking horrible advice. But you are actually a holocaust survivor so It might actually be good for you. Either way just drink a lot of milk. On top of that eat an uncomfortable amount of food. Gaining weight as a skinny bitch is going to suck for a bit because you'll have to basically force feed yourself until you get used to the amount of food.

>>39937593
also, you're so underweight that you could gain weight on like 2k calories a day if you're also sedentary. go for like 2.5k at least to start out, you'll have to increase this later. I wouldn't worry too much about throwing on a ton of weight too fast. you're honestly more unhealthy as you are now.

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>5'11"
>135lb

smoke weed

Damn did you even try Google?

>>39937056
Hit puberty

>>39937023
>Naturally

Chores aren't done naturally -> they are done out of discipline

Get some self respect OP

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No one does any of that naturally, you retard. People do it because it needs done, not because they want to. You think people like cleaning their toilet, doing their dishes, general chores?

You just need to deal with it and get your shit together. You're either lazy or depressed. If the former, see earlier shit togetherness. If the latter, go to your doctor. If you're american then I guess you're shit out of luck and should either embrace your depression or dive into that medical care debt.

>>39937023
drugs

hold youre breathes lmao

>>39937002
cross country skiing, swimming

>>39937040
Okay. What else?