I have gained too much mass /fit/, plus I go waaay too hard out at the gym.
Some mornings, after my coffee, due to big muscles and DOMS I can't reach my asshole to wipe after pooping.
Does anyone else get this problem? It's only started happening 3 months ago. There hasn't been an issue so far because I always shit before I leave for work and my mum and dad are there to wipe my bum, but I'm scared if I need to do a shit at work. What will I do?
Does /fit/ have any good techniques to stop yourself pooping, or coercing workmates into wiping your bum?
had the same problem years ago m8, but i was a skinny dyel and after using dumbells couldnt even twist my arms lol
i just simply didnt wipe my ass, and i washed my arse when i had a shower
even went to school whitout having cleaned my hole
>>39937583
Do you wipe yourself standing up?
>>39938100
Usually, but after leg day I have to sit on the toilet and my parents have to squeeze their arm between my ass and the toilet seat to wipe me.
>>39937583
Stop having short manlet arms
>>39938100
Not memeing here actually wondering, is it not normal to wipe while standing up? I have always done this. I'm not exactly sure how to do it while sitting on the toilet.
>>39938211
holy shit
Yet another "poo poo lol!" thread dreamt up by some bored-and-boring 14 year old.