Manlets BTFO
>>40399391
That little person is too tiny to wear a tank like that.
>>40399391
What'd you say lanklet? Bend down and tell it to my face like a man.
>>40399391
>5'11
>5'11 1/2
I posted this on some other boards but here goes
I got in an accident and ended up injuring myself so now I've got five stitches, the cover protecting the stitches and the stitches themselves stop me from eating properly, plus I'm on ibuprofen and antibiotics to stop infections, what can I do to make sure I don't lose my gains, I'm having troubles eating blueberries and have to drink through a straw as so not to dissolve my stitching
It fucking hurts to smile and laugh
Pic related my wound before the coverage
>>40399262
you're supposed to be on the other side of the glory hole otherwise this is what happens faggot
>>40399267
>>40399262
Dissolve all you food in milk and inject up your ass.
Going to the gym for the first time in ages, can you guys and gals help me get sorted clothes and shoes wise?
First, you'll need a good sash.
>>40399259
dont forget the basketball shorts - they're a must have
Second, invest in some decent fedoras
>upper body of a 6' 2" guy
>legs of a 5' 4" guy
MAKE IT STOP
>>40399197
Replace squat with hip thrust..
You're welcome
>>40399202
hip thrusts won't make my baby legs longer
i can't even kick properly
>>40399197
Just into Wind Waker NPC mode
> tfw mom wont breastfeed me for maximum gains anymore because ““““““I am 21 now““““““
Stop breastfeeding your 252 month old child it's like you don't even want them to succeed in life
>mom bought the wrong protein
>>40399084
Your mum's only 21 years old?
Why lift when it's all about the face?
I have an okay face but my head is too big
Lifting has made my shoulders wider and made me look better
So i can beat up gayboys like you for thinking you're chad
>>40399049
Lifting helps your face
Alright /fit/, so I got invited to a party, but I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty beta. I've got half decent gains and look alright. I'm not a manlet (6'1") but I need your help. How do I approach and get off with girls? Any help would be appreciated. This party is on Saturday and I need to prepare
Do the reload animation dance
>>40399027
I'm serious. I need help
Okay when is the party ?
I didn't warm up sufficiently my elbow joins before doing prone pullups and probably used a wrong form too.
Now the fucking elbows hurt and mobility is reduced. What can I do aside from resting, using ice and bland anti-inflammatories?
The 21st of february, which is 5 DAYS FROM NOW I have fucking army physical tests which require the use of my arms
^ °joints not joins
>>40398876
See the doctor. This is the only thing you can do except for waiting.
Ice and NSAIDs dont speed up healing, only rest for ~3-x weeks, heating, manual theraphy, careful light exercises are able to pernamently fix tendon strains.
Why aren't you eating flaxseed for cheap Omega 3 gains?
But I already am
Because I am not a fucking bird
how do you eat them they're incompatible with everything
My butt looks normal relaxed but when I clench the cheeks it's fucking square. Is that how it will look like if I keep exercising? Because fuck it then.
waht
>>40398814
>>40398800
My clenched butt looks like pic related
Fit/muscle girls butt looks square
I want a round booty not a man-ass
>>40398872
born again as a woman
>So anon you ready to go to the beach and pick up some sloots?
>BradAndChad.jpg
>>40398773
Nah I'll just fuck my 9/10, rich, loving, caring GF at the beach, but thanks for asking, breh
>>40398773
haha naw why don't we stay here? oh gosh, I found some white zinfadel... you wanna have some?
>TFW tried to make some Chess gains because of the thread on /fit/
>TFW Failed horribly, just like with lifting
why should i even live anymore?
>>40398593
>I tried something briefly and it didn't work out immediately so I gave up.
Maybe you shouldn't live anymore anon.
>>40398809
this anon said it well
>tfw I beat the computer on level 5 for the first time today
what do you like to drink after a workout?
>>40398535
My bfs cum
>>40398535
s-sauce
well well well, look who just arrived!
>>40398411
Nice blog post. Subscribed. Keep us all updated on your progress!
>>40398442
wtf when u click the thumbnail it changes
>Falling for the meme
lol
I have a simple question to any of you fit girls.
Let's say I'm a 5'4'' manlet. Would you date me at all? Is there a general bodytype that is more attractive with short guys, to aim for?
Or am I just doomed to be a loner?
>>40398265
Your doomed to be a loner because you have no self confidence. Being a manlet just emphasises it
>>40398275
See I can work on my personality, but I can't grow taller.
>>40398278
Correct so no point dwelling on it.