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>>40406230
Veganism is a worse fate than death

>>40406230
looks pretty dead to me

You call that living?

>>40406217
yes

>>40406217
yee

>>40406217
of course not
you're a dyel if you do

>>40405951
drink less water.

>>40405951
Drink less water to spite the faggot

>>40405951
Get one of those Gatorade squeeze bottles.

Goat water bottle. You can chug that hoe with ease.

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>Get this nice QT Freshman's number
>Text her in class
>Seems interested in me
>Giggles past me in the hallways.
Next Day
>Go sit next to her during lunch
>"H-Hey, why didn't you text me back"
>"You're not ugly but...my grandma said I can't be in a relationship.
>I know this is a elaborate lie
>we never ever talk again.
>This happened a month ago and it still hurts.

Should I go talk to her tomorrow, cause she is always by herself and she seemed interested.

>>40405535
>how can you tell if a woman is in a relationship beforehand?

If she's the kind you want to date

seriously, the only girls who remain single are ugly or whores. Any of my girl friends who seem half way decent have boyfriends and will find a new one within 6 months after a break up. Quality women are in high demand.

Why do you guys want a GF so badly

They poo

They pee

They get fatter and uglier really quickly

They nag

They drain your resources

inb4 securing the white race /pol/ rhetoric (its 2017, most white women act like niggers and raise nigga d)

nah mate im over it.

have high test & do not work your chest, ever

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>>40405317
Kettlebells and one handed deadlifts.

I wish more people knew about Hermann.If he were alive today, he'd be called fake natty even though we know he was clean since he was from the pre steroid era.

Dumb mobileposter.

>>40405308
>novice
>30lb

There's no way your form is at all correct.

>>40405324
I bench 1 plate x 10

>>40405308
30lbs? Are you joking?

You should be able to easily do 1/2 of your bench because you're engaging the same muscles. So if you're doing 1pl8, you should be able to do 60s, 2pl8, 100s, etc.

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>The first thing I notice about a guy is his hands

>>40405254
the funny thing is that's true, he just also has to be attractive

>>40405349
and have a nice job, be trustworthy, faithful, be taller than her, and can't have a small penis.

You're a newbie and should probably go narrower with your regular bench press grip.

Disproportionately strong Triceps, go wider to work your actual chest, then do isolations for your tri's after.

>>40405226
You haven't figured out proper form to activate your chest and you're only working your triceps.

yeah but that's low-bar soo it's actually like 135 when you convert it to real squats

>>40404954
I could squat 315 the first time I touched a proper weight bar when I was barely 16 years old.

But I respect her ability to squat. I actually respect DAT ASS and DEM THIGHS and dose eyes even more.

I'll even respect her in the morning after I turned her cunt into a semen dripping and slightly bloody crime scene the previous night.

>>40404954
1. She has more lower body lean mass than any man at her weight/height
2. She's been training for years in good gyms and competes at a high level
3. Probably takes some light PEDs when training for a meet/show
4. YouTube lifestyle allows her to devote entire life to training, eating, and therapy.
5. That was years ago, find one more recent...

>>40404795
I lift for Allah. Ask me anything.

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Who doesn't lift for Christ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity

>>40404803


Why do you lift for Satan?

>>40404794
why are you here

>>40404794
>being knowledgeable about food makes you have a disorder because the vast majority of people are fucking stupid when it comes to food

>>40404816

Far away in the magical realm of America, three thousand years past since the golden emperor was dethroned, there exist rare and exotic books detailing the twisted and bizarre, hidden knowledge passed down in secret from practitioner to practitioner since long before the coming of the Sickest One who changed the world forever with the application of such forbidden knowledge. Existing within these tomes of forbidden knowledge are queer and disordered sciences of Macro Nutrients and Metabolic rate. They say those who read the information within these books of power have their minds permanently altered, and gain an unholy and deep knowledge edible material, therefore as long as anyone can remember these books have been hunted and burned, and now remain in unknown places, worshiped and read to this day by cults of beef eaters.

t. AD5017 nu-american citizen

>>40404762
>girl

>>40404762
that's a fucking dude

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>>40404762
Looks like Mykki Blanco, 6/10 made me reply.

>>40404728
you drop and let the safety bars catch the weight
wat

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>>40404728
Just start screaming HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

>>40404758
this made me kek thanks buddy

Get ogre it

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>>40404654
>posts 2D while whining about some chad banging slut that won't bone an autist instead

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>>40404654
Oneitis is painful, senpai

>>40404218
TUSJ
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>>40404382
>/fit/ in charge of spelling

>>40404218
Yes. But it's not really the muscles so much as the HEIGHT, the FACE and the FRAME.

Srs.