>So anon you ready to go to the beach and pick up some sloots?

>BradAndChad.jpg

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>>40398773

Nah I'll just fuck my 9/10, rich, loving, caring GF at the beach, but thanks for asking, breh

>>40398773
haha naw why don't we stay here? oh gosh, I found some white zinfadel... you wanna have some?

>>40398773
I need to get a nosejob, I've got a pretty similar face to the guy on the left (obviously not as handsome but similar) except that I've got a big ass crooked nose

Sure I just need to figure out a way to stack 3 sloots so I can DL them, and they get impressed, and then it's orgy time

>>40398773
I'm not a fake natty so I have to work for it you fucking faggots

>>40398996
Nigger you're delusional if you think that people need roids to have physiques like that

>>40398977
kek

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>C'MON COLLEGE BOY!

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Yes I am

M-maybe next y-year h-heh

>>40399455
no amount of beach sand will be able to replicate the graininess that is that picture

>>40398773
Get out of my face douche

>>40399434
Can you give me the uncensored picture?

>>40398983
same, my huge ass nose ruins an otherwise great face and great body genetics

>>40401032
>being this new

>>40398773
don't you mean
>go to the beach and pick up some skin cancer and prematurely age my skin?

no

>>40401018
Fucking kek'd

>>40398955
>sex on the beach
>sand in my pussy

would rather get fucked by a porcupine

>>40401277
My cock is pretty short abd thin though

>>40398955
>then wake up alone and cry

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>>40398996
>Nick Bateman or the other slayer
>not natty
are you for real?
also jfl @ Nick's phoenix tier jawline