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>>40396464
>300 word essay due on Monday
>Can't get off 4chan

My mom is gonna be pissed if I fail again...

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>>40396464
>Get to the gym
>Go through the metal detector
>Have to take off my belt, shoes, etc.
>Go through again
>Beep beep beep
>GSA agent spreads my cheeks
>Takes out my squatting plug in front of a group of cardio bunnies
>"Y-you're all 6/10s anyway..." I mumble
>Go through again
>Get through okay
>Go to the penis inspection station
>At this point they're all laughing
>"Omg, how can he pleasure a woman with <5"?
>I'm at a full erection from the embarrassment and humiliation
>"I'm sorry anon, but you've failed the penis inspection, please leave the gym."
>"Y-you too"
>The girls laugh as I leave

>No singles day at the gym
>MFW

:(

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>that guy who posts the same thread twice

>>40395828
I unironically agree with this. A little bottom heavy, but this is my goal physique.

why does he hide the calves?

>>40395828
>Massive Quads
>Aesthetic

Upper body is good though.

>>40395045
BUMP IT UP /FIT/IZENS

>>40395045
He challenged Elgin and lost.

>>40395045
Marries to a woman he's unattracted to, but has never wronged him, and he might even still love her, trapped with no satisfying sexual release and all that pent up frustration.

>>40394194
you're fat

shave that garbage off your face and lose weight

>>40394194
Close your mouth and breathe through your nose

>>40394207
I'm 176 cm and 75 kg

HIV lite lmaooo

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>>40392092
>making out with a fat chick
hope you learnt your lesson

Might as well go in full bug chasing mode now op. Your blood is tainted, you can now YOLO your life.

I'm down.
Bump.

>>40390704
who is this sultan of seduction?

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>>40391009
dunno

>>40390276
>not roiding for this

>>40390276
Because he is struggling to push 100lbs with dumbbells at his size, yet I could manage that looking nowhere near as big. Veganism=Shit performance. His muscles might be bigger, but that doesn't make him stronger in any way.
Seriously his barbell rows look terrible. I did those with 2pl8 all the time when I was going to the gym.
How long has he been lifting for? I was able to exceed the numbers he's moving in less than a year coming from being a DYEL runner.

>>40391005
>His muscles might be bigger, but that doesn't make him stronger in any way.

Jesus christ how retarded are people on this board?

I talked to my crush for a bit and it seemed to be going well but my retarded self still seems to want to believe it will never happen so I cried myself to sleep and this morning I got officially diagnosed with major depressive disorder, which I have apparently had for years but gotten so used to it I didn't think anything of it

Pretty good valentines day

No sloots banged but had great time at the club with boys. Aint posting a pic

>>40387075
Wise move

>>40375278

2 years and still a fat lard. What a waste of time

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>>40375278
those time lengths can't be right

if you're already cutting, why not go 8% and clean bulk? do the extra mile you moron

sleeping burns calories. and does a lot else too.

>>40397391
Yes, but how many extra calories do I burn by not sleeping? Clearly it takes more energy (calories) to stay awake than to be asleep, so their must be a difference.

I'll settle for an estimate.

When I tried to get on the uberman sleep schedule, I was eating crazy amounts of food. This was before /fit/, so I don't have a reasonable estimate, but your appetite soars. You are correct in that you burn significantly more calories staying awake.

Sorry I can't be more help.

>>40397334
Eat actual carbs and it'll settle your tumtum

have another pre workout

>>40397340
I'm literally downing bread rn. I keeping gagging like I'm about to puke, but I dont have much in my stomach. On my 4th slice of bread rn...

breh 7,1 is lanky tall, I never knew a single freak at that height who got any, try again.

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>>40397258
This
True manlet scale reporting in

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>>40397258
asshurt 6 foot manlet detected

>dating a nigger ever

her hairline is receding further than mine

>>40396505
I wouldn't date her, I only date my own people.

Don't let extra gains go to waste bro

>>40396209
If you can not look after the protons you do not deserve the gains.

Get thee gone the fuck

>>40396209
Thats just extra protein you bitch
Starving Australians could have eaten those roaches