I posted this on some other boards but here goes I got in an

>>40399262
you're supposed to be on the other side of the glory hole otherwise this is what happens faggot

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>>40399267

>>40399262
Dissolve all you food in milk and inject up your ass.

How did you do that, OP? Car accident?

>>40399262
Just live on shakes

Whey for protein
Fruit and veg for carbs and micronutrients and fiber
Creams, nutbutters, olive oil and stuff for fats.
Maybe take some fish oil pills too

>>40399326
this, you can blend up oats and whey and. essentially have a full fledged meal in liquid form.

>>40399262
>I got in an accident
you tried to be funny and called out a roided out manlet for being a manlet?

>>40399262
When the wounds heal, you will have bad-ass looking scars.

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>>40399262

Gonna have some sick scars tho brah

Qt's will mire

>>40399631
>>40399632
Hivemind.

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>>40399631
>>40399641
I was going to post this too,is being apart of the hive healthy?

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>>40399678

> unlimited gains-sharing potential
> Allow someone else to talk to QT's through you
>Telepathic fitness tips on the fly


Why haven't you joined the /hive mind/ yet?

Blend your food with milk

>>40399267
this anon is right, OP's injuries are certainly cock-inflicted

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>>40399262
blend your food and eat 24/7. change everything into smoothies, i like to use curd cheese water as base and then ad protein power for flavors or fresh fruit.
get a thick straw and you can do soups too. just mix it well. a last resort you can do soylent for a week.

also it takes 2-3 week to get notable gains loss ( besides seize loss from less water retention in the muscles). even longer for casuals.

>>40399262
>>40399865
vichyssoise + protein shakes through a straw and u good mang

WHY SO SERIOUS OP

>>40399262
First, stop trying to suck your neighboor's pitbull...

>>40399262
I had a worse cut right in the middle of my upper lip. I was a kid at the time but afaik it healed quickly and there was basically no pain involved. I doubt you even need the meds. As for smiling and laughing, just fucking don't for a week, how hard can that be?

Don't worry about your autistic lifting hobby, you will lose virtually nothing in one week. Plus, you can still work out, right? It's just eating that's a problem. You'll be able to eat normally very soon. Just rationalize it to yourself as some new trick like intermittent fasting for several days.