>What I really like is a sensible guy with a good sense of humor

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>The first thing I notice about a guy is his hands

>>40405254
the funny thing is that's true, he just also has to be attractive

>>40405349
and have a nice job, be trustworthy, faithful, be taller than her, and can't have a small penis.

>>40405254
>>40405349
>>40405363
and fuck her like she is a whore

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>I don't care about penis sizes

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>I'm not into big muscular guys. What really turns me on is a nice smile.

>I LOVE nerdy guys!

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>>40405363
>>40405383
>>40405349
>>40405254

>tfw thought if I just lifted weights id get girls
>tfw now attractive and alone

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>I love guys that can cook! He doesn't even have to be pretty

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>What I really want is a guy that respects me

>I really like guys who are nice and caring and have a fun sense of humor
>big dick, aesthetics, money, high status career, nice car, nice house are implied. never outright stated.

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>I dont care about "bad boys" or "nice guys", what I want is a 24 year old virgin who never leaves his room except for when hes going to the gym because he spends his time posting important blog updates to his chinese handkerchief blog.

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>There is literally nothing sexier than a Dad bod.

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>Humor is now on so many levels of absurdism that I can no longer laugh and cut up with normies/girls

>I'm all for equality and women's rights
but then
>dates a guy just because he has money and doesn't work a day in her life

Kim, you fucking gold digger

>>40405405
You are close, anon. Now you just need to be interesting and rich. Good luck

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>big dig
>decent face
>good career prospects
>wealthy family
>cool car
>better than normie musculature

>chubby
>only had sex once
>crippling shyness

fucking kill me

>>40405399
Tfw I have a jacked body and jacked teeth

>>40405876
3D?