>that one short but thicc asian qt in your gym
But this woman is obviously white
>>40782043
I didn't want to post Mei
>>40782014
>that mega deep innie
>asian
She's white you tard.
Had sex with a qt on sunday, only had sex once before but she said she had a great time and enjoyed it.
The only problem is that even though we went for multiple "rounds," I wasn't able to cum at all.
Is this the product of nerves, (a bit of) booze, or just because I'm used to fapping?
Is it time for nofap?
>>40781918
You're gay m8
This is what you get for browsing /fit/ so much
Try imagining that you're fucking a beef cake's tight little asshole next time instead of a gross vagina. You'll cum buckets
Probably a combination of all three.
>>40781918
Nerves. Just get into the moment breh.
>be me
>have dream I'm learning a martial art
>teacher is Rippetoe
>learning so much
>quickly become a master
>Rippetoe is proud
>he carries me to the top
>martial arts is the thing I've been looking for
>realise Rippetoe is the dad I've always wanted
>wake up
>my dad is irl a drunk, haven't seen him in years
What did my dream mean? Should I take up a martial art or am I just a dadless sob.
Also beginner martial arts general. Where to start? Adult class options? Did anyone get into it later in life?
>>40781821
>be me
>have dream about making this post
>i actually did it without knowing
>>40781821
Do MMA, go for a mainly striking martial art such as boxing or mt and get a grappling martial art like BJJ.
>inb4 you wanna do martial arts but not fight
go take a dance class
>>40781821
>Good thread opee
What did you eat for breakfast today?
Pic related is mine. Oats, milk, some leftover bacon from yesterday and a banana.
The bacon actually fit in my macros really well, I've always thought bacon was more calorie dense.
Never knew ass cancer can fit macros
>>40781689
This.
Enjoy your ass cancer, you IIFYM retard. I bet you got your nutrition advice from the sticky. LMAO.
>Breakfast
>Not doing IF despite the extensive knowledge humanity has about its benefits to the body, metabolism, HGH etc
heh
>salam alaikum, i heard you aren't lifting 5 times a day you dirty kaffir
>>40781556
Islamics have high potential because 50% of there population are inbred therefore retard strength comes into play.
>>40781568
allauh akbar brother!
How do I get explosive gains like you did?
I almost made it, /fit/
What? Though the door?
>>40781407
Post pic you fatty
>>40781407
Made yourself into a cow?
how come morbidly obese guys can get laid and I cant
>>40781400
do you call that getting laid?
How come dogs can get laid and I can't?
>>40781422
https://youtu.be/WVTB8OscgOU
in the video he boasts about making love in his bed where he shits eats and washes himself
THIS is why I lift
>>40781036
To download photos of guys holding womens butts?
>>40781036
>>40781048
Yes, preferably a better body will give me more opportunities to observe in person.
Watching is better than participating
its F@CKING VYNZ BRAH edition
>>40780962
Fuck off Vyzn
>>40780962
>>40780962
He's actually pretty sliced, just not very strong
How to get rid of long skinny neck?
Pic related is like me. Everyone says I look like a long neck dinosaur
>>40780928
Just get body modification to make your head look like a dick head.
Then you can turn women on with your literal dick head.
get everything else bigger, especially traps and shoulders (along w/ squats to avoid going lightbulb mode)
try doing wrestler neck bridges, got my neck juicy back in highschool, been that way since
>>40781227
this one looks dangerous
bump
Has anyone here had the cookies and creme flavor from optimum nutrition? Is it any good? What are some good flavors?
Extreme milk chocolate
Do not recommend that flavor. I personally recommend extreme chocolate, banana, or chocolate malt.
its okay, but I got really tired of it after the 6th time having it
You should choose something else like banana
>6 ft
>white
>natural apollo's belt
>perfect ab insertions
>WIDE HIPS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING KMS SENPAI
Literally NO MATTER how much I lift, even years in the future when my abs are fully showing and every fucking muscle has been SCULPTED to natty perfection there is NOTHING I can do about looking like a FUCKING FAGGOT who should give birth. FUCKING. NOTHING. Anyone else who shares this same problem should hate themselves. We don't deserve happiness.
Side note I think my "wide hips" might really be just a narrow rib-cage. Still seems equally un-treatable.
>>40780707
>>SCULPTED to natty perfection
>Lying this hard
>being this much of a little bitch
Work on your lats and shoulders you fucking dyel, the fact that you say "sculpted" shows a lot.
You need MASS, lots of mass on your lats and shoulders to leave birthing mode.
t. widehips
>>40780707
is he homosexual?
>tfw have a gut but have worked shoulders so much that my shoulders are still wider than my gut creating a pseudo v-taper
Hi. hello.
what are the worthwhile supplements to buy?
protein and preworkout
Multi vitamins
Fish oil
>>40780671
literally the two least useful idiot
is it possible fit?
yeah if thats all you do
>>40780655
If your maintenance calories are somehow in the 3.5-4k range, I guess you could do it.
Fuck knows why you'd want though.
>>40780655
The whole point of GOMAD is to gain weight numbnuts
Or you could end up like that one guy in the screenshot who only drank milk and had liquid shits for weeks and lost weight
The Muslim guy on the left
>>40780592
Yeah man, there aren't any physical requirements to convert to Islam, what kind of question is this
>>40781167
>>40781167
Redpill me on Islam