>6 ft >white >natural apollo's belt >perfect

>>40780707


>>SCULPTED to natty perfection
>Lying this hard
>being this much of a little bitch

Work on your lats and shoulders you fucking dyel, the fact that you say "sculpted" shows a lot.

You need MASS, lots of mass on your lats and shoulders to leave birthing mode.

t. widehips

>>40780707
is he homosexual?

>tfw have a gut but have worked shoulders so much that my shoulders are still wider than my gut creating a pseudo v-taper

>>40780796

>OP says in post "in the future... sculpted to natty perfection"
>hurrrrrrr

Why post ever?

>>40780707
This is what body dysmorphia looks like everyone.

Ops pic doesnt look anwhere near goalbody material but you can get by. Youll look better if you put on more mass too.

>>40780908
i can relate lol

>>40780707
At what pant size are you considered /wide hips/ ?
I'm a 29, 5'11

>apollos belt

It's Zeus' Girdle you stupid fuck

>>40781271
anything higher than 32

Don't worry OP you'll be able to lose your v-card anyway

>>40781280
>Zeus Girdle

It's an Adonis Belt you mongoloid

>>40781844
It's called Poseidon's thong dipshit

>>40781844
This

nobody cares if you have '''wide''' hips

i have seen any guy with it either

i googled it and no pictures showed up that looked weird

>>40781290
>balancing 32/33
FUCK

I have all that you just described, nobody cares about wide hips just get thicc, fool.

>>40781844

It's Hades' Holster you muppet.

>>40781884
More like Mercury's Mandible, duncecap

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>>40781884
>>40781889
>these joker's don't know what a Dionysus' Diaper is

>>40780707
Everyone has an apollo's belt muscle, you just need to work it and gain some mass.

>>40781906
>>40781889
>>40781851
>>40781280
>dyel's reporting

Its cicero's constituents idiots

>>40781930
Post pic of your Hephaestus waistband faggot

Get a haircut that isn't gay.


Just shave it all off, complete buzz cut.
You're welcome.

>>40781290
>98 hip circ
>116 chest circ

You're not even trying, babycakes.

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>>40781290
Im 6'4 and 36" pants...

>>40780707
>apollo belt
More like Hera's Cradle, am I right guys?

>>40781930
>>40781963
>>40782056
why don't we just call it the Pantheon Partition, eh?

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>>40781290
>tfw 30 fits me when I cut
I guess I was worrying over nothing.

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>>40780707

>those hips

well, at least you're not indian, or bald, or a bald indian.

>>40782260
are you an indian, or bald, or a bald indian?