Do you fap before or after a workout?
during
>>40775795
came here to post this
Edge yourself before.
Watch porn during
Release your load after
No matter how much you meatheads lift, just know that you missed out on teenage love
>>40775672
>had 2 gfs through high school
>fucked my oneitus in college
>fat
>quiet
nah m8 I've been a borderline chad my entire life and that won't stop just because I get aesthetic.
quit projecting because you're ugly and too autistic to say nice things to pretty women
I didn't
But I'm slowly forgetting and it feels terrible
>>40775672
I think about this every time I lift
Help a teenager to get fit, /fit/.
I'm currently:
>70kg
>1.75 cm
Suggest me anything
I will do *ANYTHING* to become fit and impress girls.
Got dumbbells?
Start off with this: https://www.muscleandstrength.com/workouts/frankoman-dumbbell-only-split.html
Also read the sticky.
>>40775400
Spend several years lifting and eating a healthy, calorie dense diet.
Looks like you've never moved in your life. Do a damn pushup, son.
ITT: broscience
>Pushups can cure mantits
>>40775302
>Lifting can cure feels
>>40775302
>eating small, frequent meals boosts your metabolism
>compounds are enough for abs
Wellbutrin is causing me panic attacks, anybody on /fit/ have any similar experiences?
>>40775253
No. I take Wellbutrin too and I've never had any problems with it.
>>40775253
Did you just start taking it? Its common for antidepressants to make shit worse for a little while before better. If you have been taking it a while and it's just now starting, be sure you rule out other possible causes first, and if its for sure the medicine, tell your doctor and switch to another med.
>>40775253
Im no doctor (though I have done cancer research at Stanford...) but that sounds like a really odd effect that I dont remember being listed on the side effects. It may be psychosomatic or the result of a lifestyle change. Either way, consult your doctor as soon as possible and dont take any advice from a korean shitposting board if you really want help.
I've recently gotten a job at McDicks. I'm given a free meal every shift. What is the most protein packed/health combination you /b/ros can recommend me?
>>40775209
chicken nuggets my nig
>>40775212
Wroooong!
Chicken Wings.
Try to pack your own lunch honestly, but if you must, I'd say a grilled chicken mcwrap or salad. Eggwhite delights in the morning ain't too bad either.
>meanwhile on Bizzaro /fit/
<Walk into gym
<Get to the curling rack
<Some guy is doing squats in it
<that first bite of the day
S W I G B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>40775208
this made me laugh hard as fuck
>Being alive in the year of our Lord two thousand and seventeen
>not factoring in two 4lokos to your cutting routine
It's like yall dont even want that summer bod
>>40775064
>drinking caffeine-less lokos in 2017
>drinking disgusting lokos at all
OP confirmed for college freshman
>>40775103
>caffeine-less lokos
Drop a few caffeine pills in there and skake it up real good
>>40775064
Is this keto vegan paleo?
What the fuck is up with all the naked dudes in the gym locker room? They just walk around, dicks swinging like propellers, not giving two shits about the general feeling of disgust in the room. They are not /fit/ like pic related, they're just a bunch of old fat dudes
>>40775027
>i don't like to be nakey so nobody can be nakey or i might go gay
go ahead and gas yourself faggot.
they don't give a fuck
the better question is why aren't you naked as well?
>>40775027
nudity at gyms was much more freely accepted in past generations
Post your jaws boys.
>jawlets need not apply
>>40775022
Anyone's jaw looks big in that dumbass pose you faggot.
I bet you're dyle aswell.
>>40775033
You can clearly see my thick pecs in the picture. Post jaw bro, or are you a lmao jawlet?
>>40775022
Nice jaw bro!
>welcome week at university
>be a virgin
>Asian qt with tattoos wants to be double teamed by me and my roommate
>we reach our dormitory hall
>go up to her floor
>roommate and asian broad get out of the elevator
>they look at me
>"Have fun guys"
>go back up to my dorm room
>have a nice nap
>listen to my roommate the next day talk about their bang sesh
I didn't want to lose my virginity by double teaming some random girl.
I lost it the following week to a random girl.
Did I do good /fit/?
>>40774953
Not bad. and DEFINITLEY not gay
>>40774953
Missed on on bonding with your room mate
ALPHA AS FUCK OP.
I'll start Olympic weightlifting In june ... what should I do till I there ..I mean like strength and mobility routines
>have a barbell and 30 kilos total of weight plates
>>40774929
Where are you from and where did you find your coach? I want to get into weightlifting myself
Mobility: Just do everything, especially hips, hamstrings, ankles and shoulders. My coach makes me do lots of narrow grip overhead squats - definitely do them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9VGSjFLodo
Strength:
Avoid deadlifts. It will just fuck up your snatch / clean pull tech. Everything you do, try to do the concentric part FAST. Never be slow (only in the eccentric phase).
- And do lots of oly squats and front squats.
I'd say do push presses too, but i'm pretty sure that you don't know how to use legs properly and in right rhythm - you will just do them wrong like most people
>>40775066
Not necessarily true about deadlifts. My coach has both clean deadlifts and snatch grip deadlifts in my programming. Unless you mean conventional deadlifts but either way you're doing it differently than a clean or a snatch pull because you're stopping short of the second pull so eh.
Anyone here quit smoking? What would you say was the greatest factor in the quitting process that helped you succeed?
I've heard the craving never goes away, is this true?
Quit for three months, I used to even dream about smoking kek. Unfortunately relapsed after a night on the town but quitting as soon as I start my new job.
gonna quit after I finished my cut
>>40774796
Alan carrs easy way to stop smoking
My car broke down and it'll be a few months until I get a new one. This means I can't make it to the gym because my current vehicle is a shitty SUV that drinks gas and I'm stuck at home with pic related.
What can I do, if anything, with 20lb dumbbells? I'm willing to eat the cost in gas and just go to the gym anyway if it's my only option but I'd rather not as I am a poorfag.
>>40774795
You can go full ottermode with 20 pound dumbs, a pull up bar and pushups
>>40774825
How
>>40774795
Perform pic related with weights
/loose/ lads get in here. How do you keep going knowing that you'll never truly make it with loose skin?
I often get down because I realise I'll never be aesthetic without a shirt on. I would do ANYTHING to restart as a skinny guy with 0 muscle mass than to have started fat.
I regret doing this to myself, I curse myself every day for being so short sighted.
>>40774754
get surgery
You could hop on gear and get big enough that you fill out your skin
>>40774754
Is your skin as bad as your pic related?
Pics?
I'm on the Journey now and terrified of loose skin at 6' and 300lbs.