hello there /fit/ I'm a robot from /r9k/ and I think I've been apocapilled hard enough to rethink my life decisions up until this point.
>be me
>binge watching MMA/Boxing/Muay Thai/General /fit/ness videos
>see lardo in a video
>20% body fat
lmao what a fat shit how does one even have 20% body fat
>calculates body fat
>21%
>mfw I also learned that I'm a manlet
>fuck
what do I do guys? I'm only 18 so I still live with mommy and go to high school
>inb4 underaged b& BTFO
and I don't want to end up a fat useless NEET like the rest of my home board.
What do I eat and how might my school's lunch affect my diet? I live in Texas if that helps any.
I'm currently also looking for other workout routines that don't involve buying weights because I'm a poorfag, but I might get a heavybag because those are useful and maybe I could learn some kind of martial art in the process of getting /fit/?
There's a Planet Fitness a little over a mile from my house that I can walk to or are gyms just a meme?
pic related those are my stats
Eat less, move more.
wd
>MMA videos
>/fit/ related
lol
>>40838184
>move more
what kind of movement? Should I focus on cardio or weight lifting kinds of exercises for dropping fat, also should I lose fat BEFORE I try to build muscle, or should I just try and build it at the same time so when it does come off I don't look like a skelly?
>>40838236
>what kind of movement?
That depends on what your goals are. To be honest though, at this point, it doesn't matter. From the way it sounds the main thing you're worried about is being fat/overweight. To solve that, you really only need to focus on the first part of the formula, eating less.
how many of you turds actually work hard in the gym? I swear everytime I go i am the only one drenched in sweat and I am gassed by the end of my workout. All i see are
>girls doing meme exercises
>guys doing brosplits
>black guys with terrible form
>the occasional compound lifter
Not everyone who works hard sweats that much it's mainly just fat neckbeards like you who start sweating from bending down to pick the dumbbells up
>>40838158
doesn't fucking matter how quickly I push the weight.
Only way I'm sweating bullets is if I:
1. Do cardio (xd)
2. Wear a hoodie+sweatpants on a hot day in the gym (y tho)
So yes
>>40838158
i don't sweat, like ever. i can't even remember the last time i sweated. maybe because i'm thin?
What product do you guys use for body grooming? And what do you recommend?
>>40838002
literally just got finished trimming with pic related. philips norelco 7200. absolute best trimmer I've ever used. it has a vacuum which sucks up about 90% of the hair so there's practically zero cleanup and the battery lasts ages. once the vacuum chamber is full you just pull the guard off and dump it out.
it was like $55 on amazon but totally worth it
also related does anyone here trim leg hair? not like shave it completely, just trim. my legs aren't huge or anything but they're super hairy and I feel like they'd look better for summer if I thinned the hair out. I already trim all my upper body hair off my chest/torso so part of me feels like I should just for congruency
>>40838250
does it cut really close? or only trim?
i desparately need a nosehair clipper. Wat get?
anybody else here isn't actually fit?
Im a chubby guy at best, I wish I could start doing excersise but there are no gyms on my town.
I a few months ago I used to do a little routine of 1 hour with 10kg bells but that's all the excersise I've been doing.
I'm 23 and I wish I could become more fit and stop being a fatso, that's not under my control.
>>40837965
god you're the worst. read the sticky.
>I wish I could start doing exersise [sic]...
get a chin-up bar, and tie a rope between something over that chin-up bar and your neck. do chin-ups until you die. problem solved
>>40837965
>anybody else here isn't actually fit?
Uh, yeah? Like 80% of this board.
It's always under your control, and solely under your control unless you are paralysed from head to toe.
Why is cardio so hard?
>>40837596
You can do both seriously
Just gotta find something you actually like to do. I hate running with a passion, but love rowing and cycling and eliptical. What have you tried?
>>40837637
>can't
Meaning lifting and real running
Are there any good /fit/ musicians?
>>>/mu/71778152
>>40837326
>>40837326
I produce music
https://clyp.it/mgaq05ss
why would anyone photoshop Bieber's face onto Lachowski's body?
I lift 5 days a week, every week but have trouble maintaining a high calorie diet to maximise gains. I struggle eating the correct amount, so I'm thinking of trying mass gainer to substitute for the low amount of food I ingest. Is this recommended? Also how easy would it be for me to get fat on this stuff?
If you struggle to gain weight, then you will struggle to get fat. It will never happen suddenly by accident.
Mass gainers are great for easy calories. Though expensive.
Chocolate milk is almost as good, and cheaper.
>>40837077
How about just eat more you fucking skeleton.
>b-but eating a lot is hard!!!
No, it's not. Stop bitching and fucking eat.
I buy basic ground beef and sirloin steak everyday is that good usually its 2pounds each. I drink mainly water and yogurt.
I know you're thinking about it. Don't you fucking do it. I don't even care if you do one fucking set. Get your ass to the gym.
>m...mmuh school!
Fuck school. They are just trying to ruin your gains. Colleges are trying to wipe out masculinity. You should of known this all-along.
>mmm...muh DOMS
well you're doing something right. So don't train those muscles then faggot.
>III...I'm sick
Well I'm SICK of your fucking excuses.
>>40837067
>Colleges are trying to wipe out masculinity
>Fuck school
Brainlet confirmed
The balanced man is strong mentally and physically. If you can't juggle school and your physical health, then you are shit.
but it's my rest day
>>40837067
No
Fuck off
Why aren't you training your neck, /fit/?
Because I deadlift 250kg, and have a 17.5" neck at under 15% bf. So I'd look ridiculous if I trained it further.
>tfw binge age gummy worms again
it's allright. just push harder tomorrow
>>40836776
>tfw ate 2 boxes of girl scout cookies yesterday
>>40836776
you're pathetic
Hey guys I have genital warts but that's not the fucking problem.
The problem is the only doctor I trust to handle dick related issues is my local family doctor.
She (my doctor) and I started dating pretty recently and we have been sexually active without protection.
I am most certain that I have passed it on to her but I really want to clear mine up before it is obviously noticeable.
I don't know what the fuck to do guys... Should I just text her or should I schedule an office visit?
>>40836636
Wait, you had it before you fucked her but you didn't tell her? You're fucked now man
If she's the only dick doctor you trust then who diagnosed you to begin with?
She could actually sue you into oblivion for that bro. Good luck.
Is it normal to start liking men after starting to lift? I started lifting 6 months ago to get fit and after a couple of months I couldn't help but to start to admire other built men on the street, workplace and the changing room. I've always been hetero, but now I am considering installing grindr because I'm really curious about the male physique. Just wanted to ask if others felt the same way after starting lifting, thanks for your answers beforehand, /fit/.
No its not normal you prancing fairy lala homo man
Yes. Look how many gay people are on /fit/.
It's ok. Know your place.
>be scrawny highschooler
>highschoolers still hit on you because you're not that buttugly and kinda witty
>get manly beard and muscles
>you know look way too old, intimidating and manly for them
>they don't even look at you anymore
>inb4 they're illegal
legal in my country
how do I look younger ? besides shaving
Haircut + Clothing style + General approach/talk...
I don't event know why I'm saying this you're probably a pedo. Don't know any country where fucking less than 18 is legal even if sexual legality is at 15-16
>>40836686
Pretty much all of Europe has the age of consent at 14 or 15.
Spain had it at 13 until last year.
>>40836686
>pedo
17 girls sure are children
I've been looking into follistatin viruses, which could inject your DNA with a gene that shuts down your myostatin production and alters both your muscular growth and metabolism to superhuman levels. Pretty transhuman stuff.
What is /fit/'s opinion on follistatin?
Genetically "enhancing" muscular growth, huh?
Sounds great as a Hulk cosplayer.
>>40836454
How do I contract this? OP, I want to into Captain America mode.
>>40836454
Viral therapy is so far off it may as well be science fiction. This also has a double whammy: in primate tests it caused a weird immune response.
You can change follistatin and myostatin naturally. It would allow hypertrophic growth similar to the heart muscle where the myotubes actually divide.
It seems to increase muscle cell apoptosis when losing weight though.
Best low calories alternatives for soda?
>>40836356
Sparkling Ice. Its pretty good as its just water with flavor. If you like orange fanta get the grapefruit flavor.
>>40836356
Water. Don't drink your calories.
water