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You are walking down an alley and step on a small stone. You look down and realize it's a 20 sided die.
>Oh no.
You're in the infamous DYEL hipster gang territory. How many of them can you take on at once?
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FOOTBALL TACKLE MOTHAFUCKAAAAA
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>>40830827
All of them if they're like this guy.
But I like D&D, so I'd sit down a play a campaign with them instead. I'd purposefully roll and re-roll until I get a high STR/CON/CHA Paladin, then play as an absolute moral faggot ruining the fun of any edgy evil or chaotic players until the DM finally caves and scraps the whole campaign.
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>>40830827
>dnd
>dyel hipsters
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Anyone has made his beard grow decently with minoxidil o shit like that ?
Also /beard/ thread.
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Not a beardlet but I will never understand beard culture. Its fucking cringey. Shut the fuck up and deal with your genetics. Are you going to tell women you use rogaine on your face? Jesus fucking christ, stop being so insecure
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>>40830825
im a woman and idgaf if a guy put rogaine on his face if it got him good results
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>>40830825
>fat fuck got nothing but his beard to show
Oh golly gee, how can I ever recover...
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Front squat as main lift? Why/why not?
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>>40830770
This is why
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>>40830770
exploding knees
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>>40830770
If you do oly or aesthetics then dot front squats.
If you do powerlifting or bb do back squats.
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5'8 - 130lbs - 23 Years Old - No Friends - No Job - No Life - Had my first day in gym today, and it was pretty fucking shit. I went at 6am because I know I'm an aspie and wanted the weight area to be free. I'll bulletpoint my experience.
>Get to the front door, requires pin code, I enter it and now I'm in a boxed room, where I have to then enter it again into a second stage of doors like I'm in quarantine or some shit, and they're these spinning weird futuristic bullshit type doors I've never seen before so already I feel like running away, I put my number in wrong like 7 times in a row, takes me ages to figure it out and I know some of the guys noticed.
>Get in there, no staff anywhere, have to walk around the place trying to understand where everything is, aspie me can't find shit.
>Finally find the changing rooms, oh you have to buy your own lock for the lockers... Fuck it, i'll risk my stuff in a locker without a lock, but again aspie me didn't know to bring a lock
>I make my way to the weight stage like a scared child and quickly realise I have no fucking clue how these machines work. I don't know how to adjust the squat rack height or none of it.
>Ask the black dude with muscles everywhere if he can help me understand the squat machine, hey look at me pushing myself out of my comfort zone, this can't go wrong...
>he says "just put the weight on your back and lift" alllllllllrighty then.
>Find someone else who can help, there's no way I would have guessed how the locking mechanisms worked without help.I tried.
>45 lbs 5x5 squats, no idea if form was okay, legs began shaking on the 3rd set out of 5.
>65 lbs 5x5 Barbell rows, no idea if form was okay, I highly doubt it was, saw a dude watching me, probably thinking wtf kind of exercise am I trying to do.
> 45 lbs 5x5 bench press. Feels like I didn't know how to position the bench beneath me.
2/10 experience, I don't know what all the fuss is about.
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>>40830711
Do you go to a gym called 'The Gym' in Vauxhall by any chance?
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>>40830718
Not that one, the one near Angel. Just a day pass to try it out.
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>>40830711
>start doing something new
>omg I don't know how to do it; I better quit
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ONCE YOU SEE RESULTS IT BECOMES AN ADDICTION
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what is your excuse, pol?
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>>40830706
/fit/
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>>40830708
/thread
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Literally Albanian farmer mode.What fucking results??Quit spouting motivational shit like you're some prophet of fitness
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Is it possible to make brain gains/increase intelligence?
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>>40830566
no no its not possible sorry bud better luck time just do your best beyoursoulf
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>>40830566
yes. the general consensus among cognitive scientists is that genetics is .3 and environment is .7 in relation to contributing to overall intelligence.
it is ideal if you started learning as a child, but it's never too late.
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>>40830566
reroll
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Just watched Pumping Iron.
Why was Arnold such a cunt?
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>>40830446
because it made for a more interesting movie, he was acting
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Because he is a cunt
He is also massively overrated as a bodybuilder
Arnold's Pro "Highlights"
>1970 NABBA Mr. Universe - professional in London, England. Who cares?
>1970 AAU Pro Mr. World in Columbus, Ohio. Sergio entered the competition after showing up only to watch Vasily Alexeev clean and jerk 500 in an exhibition, so Arnold walked away with an easy victory against one day-of entry Oliva and perrenial bridesmaid-in-competitions Dave Draper.
>1970 IFBB Mr. Olympia in New York. Beat one guy who previously won uncontested.
>1971 IFBB Mr. Olympia in Paris, France. Beat two guys, one of whom was 50.
>1972 IFBB Mr. Olympia in Essen, Germany. Beat three disqualified opponents.
>1973 IFBB Mr. Olympia in New York. Beat a guy he outweighed by 50 lbs and the sliced and diced but totally outmassed Serge Nubret, because Sergio was so pissed at Weider's shenanigans, tomfoolery, and balderdash to bother showing up.
>1974 IFBB Mr. Olympia in New York. Beat one unseasoned competitor and two guys he outweighed by 50 lbs.
>1975 IFBB Mr. Olympia in Pretoria, South Africa. In his final lackluster Olympia victory before retiring, Arnold again defeated the Hulk, Serge Nubret, and a handful of guys who weighed what Arnold weighed in high school, all while competing light and having only trained a couple of months for the event.
>1980 IFBB Mr. Olympia in Sydney, Australia. Arnold is handed a victory in what is widely considered a fixed competition against decent competition, though seven of them would be considered "manlets" under today's standards because they weighed less than most novice lifters can bench.
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several reasons.
1. arnold is kind of a sociopath
2. arnold has been doing everything to suceed in life since he was a little boy. to him, wanting something and achieving it are a given. he has never had respect or interest in -normal- people.
3. he was acting a bit cause lou was deaf and couldnt play an interesting villain as he drew sympathy from people. arnold and thhe director then decided to make him the arnold tze bad guy and he went over the top.
4. arnold had the mind, ethic, and accomplishments of a champion. he never hid it or diminished it. he always placed himself first in life. this attitude might come off as selfish or arrogant but he never gave two shits about what anyone thought either.
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>>40830415
How did that happen though?
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Best training for fight ?
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Holy damn what a chad
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>>40830413
>on my par genetics wise
Died in a sauna
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>>40830454
fpbp
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>>40830454
I wonder if, with all the girls he banged, one of them carried his child
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Is Jeff cool enough to post here?
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>>40830318
Jeff pls go and stay go
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>>40830318
Which one did Jeff bang
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>>40830380
Hottie in the middle
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How do I get Chad to fall in love with me?
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>>40830271
Become pizza
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Chad here I prefer women who can explain to me why white genocide is not ok.
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>>40830271
Chads don't love they make love
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Goodnight guys, make sure to get your 8 hours so you can make it
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>mfw i start to see it
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THANK YOU, JULIUS
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THANK YOU, JULIUS
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There it is.
Circumference is 50 fucking centimeters.
Does any of you actually think that you could manage me in a street scenario? Can you even image yourself opening your mouth and looking anywhere expect your shoes while I grab your woman's ass and fuck her? That's right you can't. You will sit in a fetal position ducking your thumb while I move 45kg weights in a scott barbell curls positioning.
Thanks to these I have immense power that you will never have.
Alright now you know your places fucking rats. I had to inform you how things go in real life because here in Internet many think they are taught boys while trolling between hell and heven. If you meet me in a bar you better keep yourself in your cage for your own sake while I try out your women so she could get a real alphas dick.
Irritated? No can do. I enjoy my life.
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>>40830195
This is an un-ironic flex a 'cep post... Your insecurities are showing.
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>>40830210
I have a friend who is a big dude and knows how to legitimately fight.
He has an ass hole attitude to anyone outside his friends, well even his friends but not nearly as much so (he has a small group of friends accordingly)
And really when your a big dude who can fight 95% of the male population and depending on your location possibly higher, there is nothing to stop you from being as much as an asshole OP sounds like.
Hell there are hot fucking girls who like guys like that, 9/10, 10/10 chicks who want specifically that guy
So insecurities or not it works
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>>40830195
>Circumference is 50 fucking centimeters.
Why are you posting about kicking ass when you use a cucked measuring system?
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Steroids or nah?
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possible natty, but very unlikely that he's not on something
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natty, look how short he is
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what is he actually taking tho
can i buy a wife yet
i have a 300k a year job, 29, but introverted with no social skills
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>>40830086
you can, but she'll have no respect for you and will treat you like an ATM (which you literally will be)
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>>40830086
You can. But you're literally paying for a life-long prostitute (at the very best)
If you're okay with not really being loved then go ahead
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>>40830086
No bush bitch will be worth making a wife once she gets to the first-world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIwpypavI4o