kay is back cooking again with chicken teeka marsala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=125lCXbLv2c
Iron Maiden is the greatest band for several genres of music.
>>8354857
i want to cook my tongue in her sweaty asshole
american hero vs british model
What is the best flavour of icecream?
What is the worst?
>>8349910
best:none
worst: all of them because ice cream is fucking disgusting and if you eat it you hate your digestive system
>>8349918
t. nonwhite
Vanilla is the king.
Chocolate is the chancellor.
Blueberry is the jester.
Cookies and cream is the queen.
Moose tracks is the princess.
Most other flavors are the knights.
Birthday cake and strawberry are the shit covered, plague ridden peasants.
There's my 377% retarded ranking.
Why is this shit 10x better than any parsley sauce I've ever made? I've tried every recipe I've found
>>8356359
Probably because you suck at making sauces for some reason. You didn't mention how you made your sauces so I can't comment any further as to what the problem might be.
Because MSG u pleb
>>8356381
normally equal parts butter and flour for the roux for a minute or two
add milk until starting to boil and add parsley, salt and pepper
i can get the consistency right but it just tastes too plain
I don't want to eat out today, and I have absolutely no imagination when it comes to cooking my own stuff, I need some inspiration.
Recommend me something that doesn't take that much time and is relatively cheap. Something with mushrooms maybe?
mushroom 'za
http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/spaghettini-mushrooms-garlic-and-oil if you wanna keep it simple.
>>8356287
Mushroom stroganoff
Replace beef with mushrooms
has /ck/ ever had a death related sticky before?
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/dec/10/aa-gill-dies-weeks-after-revealing-he-had-cancer-in-restaurant-review-sunday-times
A quick glance at his Wikipedia page suggests he was a cunt anyway.
>>8356227
he was a great writer. I expect the answer to my question is no anyway. neither michel richard nor - at the other end of the culinary scale - the guy who invented the big mac got any F's here this year.
>>8356233
There was certainly at least one thread about the Big Mac guy.
Have a meal with me?
why is it on the floor?
*unzips jeans*
>>8356069
So the dog can share in the meal too... duh. Don't you eat with your pets?
What's a nice christmas lunch/dinner for one?
>>8356030
You can always eat with us, /ck/, my main man
a box of mandarin oranges
>>8356030
Alcohol with a side of running car in the garage.
What does /ck/ think of these well-fired bread rolls I just bought from my local shop?
>>8355965
>fuck something up
>call it artisanal
>charge double
Fucking smart
>>8355965
Literally buying cancer
>>8355965
People seem to like them, most supermarkets do them now.
alright /ck/ I don't know why but I just decided to try cooking.
chopped 2 onions, a box of mushrooms, a red pepper in to the pan and then put 2 pork chops on.
just leaving it cooking right now not following any recpie or anything.
alright it's looking pretty good.
Add salt and pepper!
turned them over and keeping it on the heat. maybe I should turn it down a bit.
>>8355890
alright ill go do that right now.
This came as two big lumps of meat, and nobody know what there are, any help indentefing?
Kidney?
>>8355879
Kidneys
You have any idea how to properly cook it?
Are there any other foods that are VERY high in probiotics? I get cronic yeast infections and have been struggling for the past five years to get it under control. I've been working with my doctor throughout this time as well, and even with a strict diet and proper hydration, I will still have a mild one going on (sometimes I don't even know it's there until I go to have sex and it's painful).
I've taken up a lot of habits that help,but my body still has a really hardtime keeping my bacteria in check. So besides yogurt drinks, what other foods have a lot of good bacteria?
Pic isn't mine, but I have started making my own sauerkraut, and it is helping a little, but I don't want to eat that and nothing else. I want a little variety.
If by yogurt drinks you mean kefir, then I don't know.
>>8355514
Ya, I get good quality yogurts and kefir when I can, but shits so expensive and I have to eat/drink SO much of it, so it doesn't last long.
>>8355506
>cronic yeast infections
lol. Get your doctor to prescribe you an oral probiotic is this is really a problem for you
How long do you guys roast broccoli for
>>8355451
i let my broccoli rest at room temperature for 5 minutes
this separates the good cooks from the bad cooks
>>8355451
23.9 joule/feet
450 for 15-20 minutes depending on how snappy you like it.
What is your opinion on Jamaican food?
I've started eating it recently and I really love it, it has such good flavor. I work near JFK airport in NYC and the food options are very limited around here, but there are some good West Indian spots.
I always get brown stew chicken but want to try some other thing as well, I'm open to suggestions. I think next time I'll get oxtail stew.
Is Jamaican food easy to make at home on average? Or does it take up several hours of the day?
Pic is from google images, since I haven't taken any pictures of my food yet
Never had it but I had Ethiopian food a couple of times and it's good.
can you help me identify the weird sponge bread stuff?
Also, I will miss talking to the Jamaican ladies I used to wait for the bus with cause I don't work in that area anymore. One of them was really sweet but the other one would always tell me to not wait for the bus?? They were hilarious.
>>8355497
The bread is Injera.
>>8355530
>Injera
Thanks! It's super weird but I like it.
Keto is a meme. Living the rest of your life in pain to lose some water weight is not worth it.
>rest of your life
It's only sustainable for a few weeks/months at most.
>>8355379
Been doing it for atleast a year now, thanks.
>>8355371
>living the rest of your life in pain
Yeah, eating eggs and bacon sure are suffering.
What are some weird food hacks that /ck/ uses?
>>8355246
adding cocaine to morning coffee.
If you pick the corn out of the feces it can be reused multiple times until it is fully digested
Adding cocaine to cocaine