What's /ck/ cooking tonight?

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>>8358800
Nothing.
The Colonel is cooking for me.

I know there's an avocado shortage, but avocados for ants? Come on...

BLTs

>>8358800
Not cooking. Me and the gf are going to a local pizza joint called Comet for some food and fun ;)

>>8358818
Have a good time

>>8358800

>at fiesta getting groceries
>always like picking up new things ive never cooked or tried
>they had baby octopus on sale so i buy a pound
>sits in freezer for a month or so
>decide to thaw out those sluts and fry them up
>never done it before
>boil em in saltwater for an hour, apt. smells like shit now
>make baller lemon aioli in the meantime
>dredge octopussies in flour, s&p
>throw them in oil
>breading instantly sloughs off and sinks to bottom
>octofriends get burnt up
>outside is crunchy and inside is mushy, tastes like dirty ocean ass mud
>ate stale tortilla chips and aioli for dinner instead

>>8358818
Fuck off back to /pol/

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>2016
>cooking food for yourself

>>8358800
lemon-red pepper fettucine with various bits of protein (bacon & turkey) and vegetable (asparagus, carrot, cubanelle pepper, garlic) in a red sauce along with some mozzarella and parmesan

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pork chop on a lightly boiled leafy greens base and a side of steamed beans

>>8358827
that's what you get for calling them sluts

>>8358968
Did you make this yourself? How much effort did it take?

>>8358800
I'm cooking for ants

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>>8358976
ten seconds for marinade, minute thirty to defrost chop, bout 8 minutes to cook the chop (cut vegetables in that time) then another 5 minutes to leave the vegetables simmering in stock
all up maybe 20 minutes
had to use an electric wok aswell since my apartment doesnt have any stove tops

pic is my little cooking bench i set up since the kitchen counters are tiny in here

>>8358993
Wow that's pretty cool. Don't you need a special gas range to use the wok? Yours looks like it's electric (the wire).

I only recently started making my own meals (electric pressure cooker). Can't wait to try more exotic methods :)

>>8358993
Wheres the VB?

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>>8359002
yeah just an electric wok, for about $60

>>8359004
ran out

Got dinner with my girlfriend, rice bowls

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>>8358806
>huge double chicken sandwich
>more chicken on the side

>>8358832
?

>>8358800
I made some apricot glazed chicken in the slow cooker.

Pleb-tier skills required, but tastes great and took like 5 minutes to prepare.

Just gonna eat that on top of brown rice with a side of broccoli and carrots.

I'm actually very excited for it.

Nothing, my gf is cooking for me :^D

>>8360680
>pizza joint called Comet

It's a raging alt-right conspiracy theory that's causing the loonies to spurge out.