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>it's a "different people have different names for things" episode

>maybe just american

Nice reverse, reverse, reverse trolling.

Go to sleep, Australia.

>>8355667
>you might be retarded. Or maybe just American
Well their litrally the same thing lool

Vegan friendly "meat"

Dildos.

Dildos.

>>8354887
>2 tbsp sriracha

Dickhead. Why spoil things with that?

>>8354896

What do you recommend instead? I quite like the mild level of spice and flavor that it adds

I can't stand salad. Don't really love the taste of lettuce, but every single salad dressing I've tried is fucking vile and makes the whole bowl have this nasty soggy texture.

What do?

its barely even different

>>8354694
It's the perfect mix between ice cream and whipped cream tho

>>8354722

Oil vs. Milk

Yep, totally the same. At least you can use it as lube.

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>>8354693
>I just found out I may have to lay off a bunch of people before Christmas

Don't even think about it.

>>8354693
Define "have to", you son of a bitch

I'm not talking about it further. The situation's getting progressively shitty at my job, that's all you need to know, and I'm doing everything I fucking can to save their jobs.

Now post your alcohol and we can discuss. Alcohol is a much happier thing. I also have nigori sake in the fridge that I can dig into if necessary.

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>>8354670
and to think, for you it could have been the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8354707
I've learned my lesson.

>>8354670
do you ever learn? read up? first time cooker, still with mom?

Butter
Stop being a pussy with your food

>>8351779
Butter. Superior consistency and taste

>>8351783
>>8351784
if you're not eating >83% butterfat butter, you might as well eat shortenings, you plebs.

Free

Ribeyes. There's really no contest.

flamin yon

>>8350607
Take a look at those Babaloos

>>8350607
I don't know if it's to make the food tastier but I do intermittent fasting, which is kinda like starving yourself I guess. The size of the meal I have at night is so satisfying though

>>8350607
yes, OP, yes i do.
now excuse me while i go do some "research"

Dates.

>>8350056
this avocado is fucking disgusting don't know how people enjoy that shit
>>8350049
FUCK YOU OP dates are absolute top tier i'm TRIGGERED BITCH

>>8346222
>wet cutting board
>wet onion
>wet knife

stop pretending to like onions should work

>>8346222
Rub your eyes really hard

delete this.

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>>8343399
>tfw I just found some old carrots outside
>they're all black and shit
>tfw I can sell this for maximum profit because they cost me nothing
>tfw food snobs defend this.

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>>8343390
>tfw some branches fell down because it was windy
>tfw I go pick them up and tie them to some asparagus I stole from my neighbors garden
>tfw I just grill the whole fucking thing
>tfw my signature dish is an asparagus tied to a branch

Like a waste of $15

>>8358024
FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

>>8358028
i disagree and think its the best way to waste $15

you've gotta be squiding me

>>8357582
this is like a bad animal crossing pun please no more

ive had it once and i enjoyed it

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What didn't go wrong there?

they all used discord

>temped at medium
ishyggotdty